Tentative chapter titles for my forthcoming memoirs: 1. Why I am a stud 2. Why I am ballsy 3. How I avoid taking shit from anybody

@Casagrandezz He likes to tell me about what a great deal he got. “Guy wanted $5k for it but I got him him down to 2.5” Cool, but you can’t visit your kids because your car won’t make it

The median voter theorem implies that restricting the franchise would improve politics

@Leo15110 Save a couple for me

Under President Elon only X Platinum members will be allowed to vote

@bowditch007 They’re making not holding stock in Elon’s companies illegal

Polymarket says 70% chance Trump makes slavery legal again, so Deep Research is writing the judicial opinion confirming that

RT @st_louis_stan: @j3lqingt0n All the DEI in the world can't make a company forget the power of putting the big-titty blonde front and cen…

@Kellen_the_man “No one is talking about this”

RT @SpiritofPines: I look forward to the fine sports fans of Philadelphia accepting this victory with grace and decorum.

@bowditch007 Philly is about to activate the Kraken

RT @pilesofskulls: Thank you but I pay absolutely no attention to the 'Super Bowl', an empty moment which I associate with the former USSR'…

People claim they admire Shakespeare but they’ll be brought to tears by some second rate movie and just leave a performance of Shakespeare admiring their own intelligence and sophistication

@SkanderbegMKVII Basically everyone I've met who describes themselves as "ex-Mormon" is mentally ill

@perspectivevson @Starkian7789 I feel like you will appreciate this

@Howlingmutant0 I met my wife at a photoshoot like this (I was the strangler)

Truly scary that people are asking LLMs for life or relationship advice. That’s like asking the average redditor what to do. LLMs probably will ruin more relationships than therapy

@MatthiasReedV Standard poodle with the continental clip