@notlouisck I kanye tell you...

@AMErikaNGIRLLL 1. He pays rent 2. He is an adult 3. If she has a problem with him, evict him. 4. He needs counseling with a harpy of a mother like that.

@Yoda4ever Cross species besties always trip me out.

@charise_lee I ended up with Red. Do I win something?

@ourladyofsun There is this term "couch locked". You will be that.

@TheCensoredRock And this is why dogs are durable.

@HappyPunch Is there any chance that Jake Paul will fight a real fight against a real fighter, instead of a payoff fight?

@TheCleanCarClub

@LauraLoomer And the violated her with a cigar. Just sayin...

@ShadowofEzra

@RedPillSayian Oh look, ignorant people given a platform. What a shocker.

@Megatron_ron Ummm... remember in school when we all learned about those questions that answer themselves?.. rhe... rhet.... those...

@OurBusinessHero @Yoda4ever Yes, we know. You prefer beating yours.

@Yoda4ever "Dogs are dumb animals." Not even close to dumb.

@moment_mirthful @elonmusk @MarioNawfal That just means that Elon = Santa.

@Mthubbard314 @iluminatibot "Mommy, what is a shill?"

There might be #aliens in the universe, aka extra terrestrials, but I doubt any of them are as funny as humans.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 I can't lie.. I was hoping for Mariachi music.

@AMAZlNGNATURE "Ted, remember that time that dog ripped your index finger off?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA"