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45th president of the United States! 🇺🇸 Official Parody of president Donald Trump. Don't take to me unless I've had my covfefe! PARODY. Not the real president
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I make a lot of (good) jokes about Trump and Putin being boyfriends but to be honest the idea of having a loving partner is something that I want in my own life
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Hey if anyone knows of any job openings in the Mesa, AZ area, please let me know (I'm not pretending to be Trump right now)
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I don’t want to be on here anymore but I have nothing else going on
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Ok I finally got my account back and I am ready to parody Trump again!
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My life still sucks and has not improved at all since making this account
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Hey I'm back. I got locked out of this account for posting that I was going to kill myself by drinking a bunch of shampoo but now I am back and ready to make fun of Trump again!
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if anyone wants to buy this fuckin account, DM me. would love for my followers to go to one of the juggies or a badass band like incubus. ive wasted my life
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My crippling addiction to internet pornography has completely warped my sense of what intimacy must actually be like
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Well my stupid fucking grandma didn’t get me a new computer with ProTools on it for christmas, so I guess that means my Donald Trump parody rap album is INDEFINITELY postponed. If your pissed off, blame her and her stupid ass
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I thought doing this would be more fun than it is
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I am ugly and disgusting. I have a terrible dick and I want to die
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Im too ashamed to reach out to friends who I've lost touch with
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Well this is shaping up to be the worst Christmas of all time. My life fucking sucks (not being trump right now, just being real)
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Got sucked down a Pornhub hole and forgot to live tweet the Oscars as Trump. Whatever
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I will never do anything as funny as covfefe. Why am I even doing this still
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Sorry Putin but I have a NEW boyfriend. ANd it's... whoever this guy is! (havent been following the news lately, got a lot of personal shit that came up and also I fell into another depression spell, but whatever! gotta keep doing this shit I guess)
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Can anyone explain these impeachment hearings to me so I can do Trump jokes about them? I will mail you an unlimited play card I found on the floor of the Dave & Busters I work at (only works Thursdays and only on air hockey).
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There are two kinds of people in this world: Ones who were Cartoon Network kids and the real ones who ride or died for Nickelodeon! ragrats was my shit lol. I miss being a kid...
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Thinking about Donald trump and Putin being in love and how nice that would be if it were me in real life
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Sometimes I feel completely disassociated from my body, like I am just the tool of a predisposed pattern of being at the control of something divine or the absence of one. Do you feel that too? Please tell me you do.
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My life has been a living nightmare ever since I found out there’s a guy on here who does a parody of trump but if he were jar jar binks. I can’t compete with that
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Started taking antidepressants recently but they make it hard for me to get horny and jack off. Jacking off to nasty porn is maybe the only good thing I have going on in my life these days, but I also dont wanna be depressed anymore... My life is kinda like a Bible parable
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A man fell into a diabetic coma at Jack in the Box today. While he was having a seizure we locked eyes. I may have been the last thing he ever sees
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I’m really sad all of the time and I don’t know why
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Have a great weekend everyone! I’m going to spend it “grabbing her by the pussy!” And by “her” I mean “Margo Largo!” And by “pussy” I mean “golfing!”
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I feel like there is a sickness deep inside me that makes it impossible to form meaningful and long lasting relationships
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Hello it is me Donald and I have decided to rename America! I’m going to call it... “Putin Land” now! (Does anyone want to give me money for saying this joke, please I am very hungry and sick)
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Getting super pissed off at all of the people now making Donald Trump and Putin boyfriend jokes. I was kind of the first person to notice that it would be funny if they were boyfriends who did kissing. Does anyone know a lawyer I could borrow?
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I know, and I’m sorry
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This year kind of sucked for me, I lost my job and did not have sex at all, but I also discovered my love for Trump parody humour and started this awesome account that has gone viral multiple times with my razor sharp satire. 2018 will only be better!
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I hope donald trump brings back the draft. Then I can die
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I am hosting the Fake News Awards right now! And the winner for “most random shiz that I ever tweeted goes to”..., covfefe!
[and then a big covfefe would except the award. This is a sketch I wrote]
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Uh oh! it looks like another ridiculous picture of me is making the rounds again! In this photo Hillary Clinton is mad at me because I am thinking about golfing or Putin (whichever is funnier!)!
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Donald trump’s best friend jeffy Epstein died today. It must be nice to have a best friend, not that I would ever know...
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When I was a kid I walked in on my grandma in the bathroom and got an erection and she screamed at me, I think that I kind of messed me up
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[to tune of Stacy’s Mom by Bowling for Soup]
Donald Trump
Is really, really weird
His boyfriend is Putin
And he like to drink covfefe!
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Oh oh! Michael Flyn is going to tell everyone my big secret... yeah, that I look like I frickin umpha lumpho on steroids!
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My life really sucks. i have no real friends, most my family is dead or doesn't talk to me, but at least my twisted sense of humour keeps me going. just now I was thinking about Trump dressed like a pimp saying "Fosheezie" and it made me cry
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Had another nightmare where I was lying in bed being strangled by an exact carbon copy of myself. I wasn’t able to die so it started to cry (not Trump right now)
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I have a BIGLY announcement everyone: I have a NEW boyfriend. And it ain't Putin anymore. It's... this motherfreakin rabbit! Chicka-what now??
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Listening to “Uptown Funk” to pump myself up to leave my apartment but it’s not working
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It fucking sucks when you take a piss and when your all done you still get a little piss spot on your pants. Now everyone at the wii u section of this best buy is going to think I fucking pissed myself when I didn't, I just didnt shake hard enough or some shit
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I tried to write an Omaroso joke at work today but my boss caught me on my phone and hit me. Then he made me clean up the bathrooms and the smell was so bad I threw up all over myself
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The news is too hard to follow. Im so tired all of the time
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My mom died during childbirth and dad was never in the picture. Grandparents lost my birth certificate so I’ve never known when my actual birthday is. Anyway it’s Donald Trumps birthday today and he looks weird
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I have a BIG annoucment to make: I am VEGAN now! Instead of eating fast food hamburgers, I eat tofu! And instead of drinking water weird, I drink kombucho weird! And I am going to move Margo Largo to freakin Brooklyn!
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tonight I got yelled at by my boss at the donut store because I did not kill enough cockroaches with my big broom
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Sketch scene: Donald Trump is trying on Melanio’s sexy yoga pants
Melania (Russian accent): Donald! Quit putting on my sexy yoga pants. Your badonkadonk is too damn big!
Trump: Yoga pants...
(The yoga pants rip, exposing Trumps orange badonkadonk)
Trump: You’re fired!!
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Listening to "Youth of the nation" by POD and sobbin my eyes out...
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Nothing that funny has happened in the news lately. Trump hasn't done anything nearly as funny as covfefe or drinking the water weird. In my line of work (the funny business) this is what we call a 'dry spell'. I hope it ends soon and Trump goes back to being quite strange
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Got locked out of my place. Grandma wont pick up the phone. Might have to sleep outside again
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Listening to that "Like a G6" song to pump myself up for work today (I tell homeless guys theyre not allowed to sleep inside of panera bread)
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Goddamit the WiFi at Jack in the Box is down. Don’t think I’ll be able to post any Trump parodies today. Sorry everyone :/
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Oh great, the library computer has a cuss blocker so I'm gonna miss out on making a s***hole joke. When will today be over i just want to go to sleep forever
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Breaking new! I am moving the capital of Israel to... (record scratch) Margo Largo?!
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My stomach is in constant pain and I don’t know what to do about it
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Sometimes when I see a horrible car wreck I’ll wish I was the one in the accident
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Hey everyone, sorry I haven’t posted in a while, the Jack In The Box who’s free wi-fi I use caught on fire (two people got trapped in bathroom and died). Luckily I found a new Jack in the box with even BETTER wi-fi. my topical parodies will return shortly!
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Little Rocko Man Kim Jung Un wants to be my boyfriend but I already have one (it’s Putin)!
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I have diarrhea all the time cause I can’t afford to eat vegetables
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The only food I can afford is microwaveable kraft macaroni cups from the gas station by my place. I’ve eaten it every day for 4 months
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I thought going back to posting on here would make me feel better about myself but it doesn’t
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I was trying to jerk off to a picture of the porn star lady from the Sarah Palin pornos but I just couldn’t do it. Felt sick and empty inside
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Am I a bad person for trying to capitalize on making fun of trump without doing anything to help people
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Brought a shitload of my Crank Yankers DVD's to Goodwill to sell so I can afford to go to the walk-in clinic but apparently they dont buy stuff from you anymore, they only take donations??
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What if Kanye West interrupted... Donold TRUMP at the VMA awards? I think it would go something like this...
KANYE: Donald Trump Imma let you finish. BUt I have a bigger ego than you do!
TRUMP: Kanye... your fired!
(hahaha sorry but this is a pretty ridiculous thing to imagine)
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This is so humiliating and mean. I'm on the verge of tears
Time for some more Pitiful Patreon! In this weeks episode we look at a Donald Trump parody account.
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BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE! I have written my own topical Donald Trump skit, based on the news that is currently happening! If you have any connections to the industry, pass it along to someone who can give me a job or some money, my life is really bad right now and I need help
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I'm the best golfer! No one's a better golfer than me! Obama show me your... "GOLFING" certificate!
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My parade is going to be yuge! Everyone there is going to honor... *record scratch* my big old dumper!
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Wonder if I will ever have sex again. Probably not.
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I don't really understand any of the Russia stuff that is happening in the news. The only thing I find funny about it is the idea of Trump and Putin being boyfriends with each other. If anything equally as funny as that comes up in the news about Russia, please let me know.
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Just catching up on all of this Trump memo news. Think I need some more time to research it and crack the topical parody that it rightly deserves (it is a rather ridiculous news story). Expect a memo joke from me within the next 3-5 days.
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I've got a freaking man bun now! This is not FAKE NEWS, I'm hipster now. Hope the covfefe I'm drinking is... fair trade!
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“Wish I was too dead to cry
My self-affliction fades
Stones to throw at my creator
Masochists to which I cater...”
Stone Sour, “Bother” (basically the words that are going inside of my mind at all times)
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What if instead of Mikey Cyrus, Donald trump was twerking on Robin Thicke to Blurred Lines. Is that anything?
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My weird looking doctor is back in the news! That guy looks even weirder than the way I drank water weird that one time a while ago!
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The outpouring of love and support I've received from my fans over the last few hours has been so humbling. While I do this account mainly to get money and become the host of SNL one day, I also do it to make you guys make smiles and laughs when you are feeling down. Thank you.
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Hi Erni thanks for reaching out! I unfortunately do not have enough money to afford your house because I got fired from Planet Fitness for jacking off in one of their hot tubs
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@BestBuy
killed my brother and they refuse to give me a $25 gift card to make up for it. RT this to shame this awful company.
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Having another great day the White (Orange!) House! Instead of running the country, which is my freaking job, I am instead going to play golfing!
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Been really depressed ever since my Donald Trump adult coloring book pictures got ruined from piss. I’ve lost my twisted sense of humour and willingness to see the funny side of our president. Does anyone have any tips on how to get rid of depression?
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