Dr Hypothesis
@Hypothesis
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Cellular pathology BMS with a sideline in Microbiology. Alleged pro-vaccine & public health troll bot. Views expressed are my own and not representative.
Joined February 2008
Day 71. Still nothing from my covid jab. Can anyone tell me how long turbo cancer takes to manifest?.
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Day 118 post covid jab. Still not dead. Still not seen any sign of the millions dead in the street either. At what point do AVers realise they have been lied to?.
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Day 28 post covid jab. Woke up unable to breathe properly. Couldn’t get enough air into my lungs and thought I was dying. Thought “Maybe the AVers were right!”. Then I realised the cat was sitting on my chest. It’s a big cat. Shooed it off and now I feel great. Still not dead.
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Day 39 post covid jab and still not dead or suffering adverse effects. This made me think: Could an antivaxxer ever admit they were wrong about their ideology?.
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Day 135 post covid jab. Another day and still no turbo cancer, myocarditis or death. No covid either. I wonder why? .Could it be because the Covid vaccine is safe and effective?.
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Day 63 post covid jab. No post mortem clots, no myocarditis, no turbo cancer, not even a sniff of Covid. Funny that.
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@BadVaccineTakes And then *EVERYBODY* clapped. Then they rang their nearest and dearest and THEY clapped too. They rang THEIR nearest and dearest and THEY too clapped. For a brief moment the WORLD celebrated me and what I had done.
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Day 81 post covid jab:.Vaccines do not cause autism. The Covid jab does not modify your DNA. Turbo cancer is not real. Viruses really do exist.PCR works and works very well. There is no global conspiracy.
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Day 23 post covid jab. still not dead despite being told this shot is the deadliest vaccine in history! That I’m going to get myocarditis, VAIDS or have a stroke! . Is it just me or do AVers exaggerate just a little?.
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Day 5 post covid jab. Still not dead. Beginning to think AVers actually believe any old thing people tell them, so long as it agrees with what they want to believe.
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@dobson_harry @MissyFlynn_ I avoid working out near any girls. Mind you I try and work out as far away from anyone as I can; I’m far too embarrassed by how unfit I am!.
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Day 2 post covid booster: still not dead. Arm a little sore. Does this constitute a serious adverse incident in the antivax playbook?.
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Day 88 post covid jab. I’ve successfully come out of a another year with no covid. Thank you Covid vaccine! Also no turbo cancer because that is utterly fictional.
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Day 59 post covid jab. Still seen no evidence of depopulation, no evidence of mass SAE, nor evidence of global conspiracy. Why do grown adults believe this. several very good papers on this! .BTW: still not dead!.
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Day 94 post Covid jab. Still not dead. Still don’t regret having one. Still don’t believe the unsupported AV nonsense, like turbo cancer. Which topic shall we address today?.
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Day 128 of still not being genetically modified by the covid jab.
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Day 107 post covid vaccine. Still no turbo cancer. Still no VAIDS.Still no such thing as placebos to the public. Still no global depopulation. Germ theory is still correct.Viruses exist . Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Day 91 post covid jab. So far the only side effect of the covid vaccine appears to be a profusion of self righteous AVers telling me it is bad but unable to provide any real proof. Other than that, it appears to have worked just fine!.If you need one, go and get one 👍.
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Day 93 post covid jab. Was a little breathless yesterday but I think that was from laughing at all the AV bile being spewed in my direction. Other than that, still healthy and recommending all appropriate vaccinations.
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Day 75. I think it safe to say after 3 days of discussion that no evidence for turbo cancer exists. Glad we could sort that out. What’s next?.
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In case people wonder why I highlight antivax content, let me remind you; Indonesia, Anaya and Brazil, respectively, during the height of the covid crisis. It’s not “just a cold”.
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It’s the Big 40 today. 40 days since my Covid vaccine and I’m still not dead. 40 days of AVers pretending they know stuff (man, your video evidence is wild entertainment; how do you cope?).40 days of conspiracy lovers going nuts. .
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Day 120 post covid jab: Dear AVers - how did you decide you knew more than the experts about covid vaccines?.
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Day 79 post covid jab. A number of AVers argue that you shouldn’t get vaccinated for a disease with a 99.7% survival chance. That means they are happy to accept the deaths of 990,000 people in the USA and 195,000 in the UK. And they claim to care about humanity. .
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Hey AVers: did you know that in 1987 there were 2500 cases of Pertussis but now there are over 5000?.Want to know why: You plague rats, that’s why.
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So let me get this sp straight: a sitting MP calls for state sanctioned murder of people who don’t agree with him?
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Day 66 post covid jab. It is raining. It has been raining for weeks. Clearly this is geo-engineering controlled by the nano chips in the vaccine.
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Day 95 post Covid jab. Still not dead, despite the AV fear-propaganda telling me it would be so. “It must be the batch”, they yell! Tell me: How did you arrive at his simply fantastical conclusion?.
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Day 129 post covid jab. Apparently PCR is flawed but no one can actually tell me how, beyond “I watched a video on it”. Is there a special school AVers attend where they teach this garbage?.
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Day 98 post covid jab. Still not dead (cue cries of “tick tock!”), nor any myocarditis or stroke. Neither have any of my colleagues or family and extended family. I appears AVers simply believe anything they want as long as it makes them feel special.
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Day 61 since nanobot-filled, clot-causing, megadeath mRNA clot shot. I have still not experienced, nor observed, any of the wild side effects claimed by AV (the latest being 1:800 serious adverse events). No evidence from them either.
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Hey AVers, it’s been six months since my 3rd jab and I’m not dead like you said I would be - should I ask for a refund. Also: No VAIDS. Will try again ASAP.
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Day 133 post covid jab. Still not dead from it or any of the other weird and wonderful pathologies AVers seem sure result as an immediate direct cause of it. HO: AVers lie.
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Day 73 post covid jab. Results from the great “turbo cancer” discussions: So far no-one can describe either onset or mechanism of this pathology. Will AVers admit this may be a hoax?.
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@AndrewZywiecMD Here, I’ll say it louder for the cranks in the back. Vaccines save lives. This man is an idiot. Got it? And yes, I’m a biomedical scientist.
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Day 51 post covid jab. Antivaxxers tell me I am a disgusting person for asking they prove their claims. Somehow they are never able to do this but still call me a liar. Critical thinking must be a vaccine side effect. .
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Day 99 post covid jab. Like AV misinformation and lies, I still persist. If you don’t want the jab, don’t get it - it’s fine, that’s your right. If you want to spread nonsense because you couldn’t be bothered to learn a few facts, don’t get pissy because we show you up.
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Day 82 post covid jab. Somehow I remain alive despite the (and I quote) the “carcinogenic properties of mRNA”. I have some bad news for you champ. .
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Day 85 post covid jab. Curious how this vaccine does not appear to cause autism despite over 5bn doses being administered. I have been told that vaccines do this; can anyone explain how?.
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Day 26 post covid jab. I obstinately refuse to do what AVers keep telling me I should do: suffer a stroke, blood clot, myocarditis, become infected with nanobots or just simply die. It’s because I got the magic placebo, don’t you know. .
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Day 83 post covid jab. I must be part of the placebo group. The placebo group: Random vials of vaccines have no mRNA and that’s why people aren’t dying in droves. Another fiction AVers invented to explain away their data failure.
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Looks like the fake paramedic spouting antivax garbage has got himself suspended.
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It’s wonderful how all these “experts” promoting vaccine hesitancy always go quiet when confronted with actual evidence. It’s almost like they don’t actually have a clue.
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@DrAseemMalhotra Oh Lord: will this be as impactful as that utter joke of a paper you published in a nondescript journal?.
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The terror antivaxxers feel toward anyone better educated than them is why we still have book burnings.
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Day 69 post covid jab. The only clots I’m finding are folks posting guff and pretending to understand it - 10/10 comedy. BTW: 2024 Spring Covid boosters will be available until June 30th.
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Day 77 post covid jab. Yesterday I asked AVers what they considered evidence to be. Predictably I got no response, except more abuse, which would appear to indicate they don’t know!.
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“Scientific” AVer shoots self in foot. Just like every other vocal, opinionated AVer.
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Day 62 post the global depopulation, mind controlling, death shot. Still not dead. The mind control thing isn’t working out either. Must be because I got the mystery saline batch (more than once). Antivax jihadis are still mad though. .
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@RickySone @ukinchina I suggest you fill a sink with water, immerse your head and take a breath. Then come back and tell me what it felt like. .
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Just look at this world class melon! People are actually stupid enough to fall for this crap?!
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Day 92 post covid jab. Take a moment to appreciate that the people telling you the covid vaccine is bad also believe that virus’ aren’t real, a global cabal headed by Bill Gates rules the world and critical thinking is indoctrination.
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Day 38 post covid jab. What is the collective noun for a collection AVers; Is it “an infection of AVers” “A plague of AVers”? .Regardless, there are a LOT of them roaming my timeline again, possibly checking in to make sure if I’m dead yet. .
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Day 100 post covid jab! Triple figures and no covid, turbo cancer, 5G-controlled nanobots or placebos. Thank you AVers for bringing 100 days of amusement at some of the weirdest fantasies I’ve ever seen.
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Day 124 post covid jab. Can any of the AVers please tell me what the going rate is for shilling; Want to make sure I’m getting value for money.
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Another butthurt AV pseudoscience-loving dickhead runs for the hills. If you make up garbage, you can expect to get called on it! .Less crap on my time line, one twat at a time…
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Day 18 post covid jab. Over the last few days I have found myself less tolerant of blatant AV lies and their colossal egos. My normal chill is disrupted. Must be an adverse effect of the vaccine.
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Day 72 post covid jab. The AVers looked to get quite upset about the precise timescale of turbo cancer (no definitive timeframe) so let’s quieten things right down:.How does turbo cancer develop?.
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Day 50 post covid jab. It would seem that one of the side effects of the vaccine is exposing AV liars, particularly ones who are seemingly delusional fantasists. They always run and hide.
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Day 105 post covid jabs. I have a question for the AVers in order to better understand your position: why do you believe that people who disagree with you must be paid?.
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Day 37 post covid jab. AVers have mutated into virus denialists in a strange new twist of concern. Are people genuinely that stupid or is this a side effect of the chemtrails? .Also: still not dead from a Covid jab….
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BREAKING: A new survey out shows “antivaxxers” are notoriously poor lovers and partners.
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Day 54 post covid jab. Still not dead so I thought I’d post a celebratory picture of some chromosomes to bring a little happiness into a scientist’s day.
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@Battlefield @EA_DICE I’m going to make a prediction: it will be rush released, full of bugs and glitches and effectively half finished. There will be a gamer outcry, followed by myriad patches. Three years from release, it will be just about playable. Happened for the last two. .
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@PaulMitchell_AB You may have heard of this thing called “cooking”. It does really interesting things to mRNA. .
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@DrAseemMalhotra Anti from the Greek “opposite” or against. Vax, contracted form of vaccine; Thus against (a) vaccine. This is factual and the fact it describes your stance is simply coincidental.
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@FTFEofficial @DavidJBorah Why on earth would you not understand that a business degree equates to Physics!? Next thing you’re going to say is that the University of YouTube is not a real university!.
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STOP THE PRESS!. Finally an AVer has realised that anecdotal evidence is bullshit!
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Day 90 since last covid jab!.I was puzzled how such experts as AVers claim to be, could not address the science question posted yesterday. So today’s question: what makes YouTube an authority source?.
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189 days post covid jab. I’m guessing from the lack of inane AV commentary that I am one of the last standing? Unless vaccines work and they’re still here because of everyone else who got jabbed?.
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Day 101 post covid jab. AVers make a point to fuel their terror of the covid jab: the short development time of mRNA technology. Is 30 years really a short time?.
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Day 80 post covid jab and I’m still in good health. A recent post showing covid DNA sequence has riled the AVers so I ask: AVers, how do hospital diagnostic labs identify measles, hepatitis and HIV?.
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@toadmeister Correlation does not equal causation. Much like writing does not equal journalism.
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How long will it be before #JohnCampbell starts telling his paid subscribers that Earth is flat because of the Covid vaccine?.
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The latest AVer pet hate craze: defibrillators outside schools. They have been there for YEARS. Literally years. Because everyone knows where the local schools are. They’re also outside pubs and all public buildings. Shocker, right?.
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Day 86 post covid jab. Staying on the topic of turbo cancer, which my esteemed AV colleagues continue to assert is real, I have a question: p53. How does the vaccine modify it?.
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@ztwiig I don’t see your point: Those most loudly claiming to be “Vaccine injured” scream for its removal from everyone. And compensation. Don’t forget the compensation.
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@Kobe_for_3 @PestonjiG @drcole12 @Euniqueje @elonmusk It’s a fibre at the microscopic level, does that help? Please understand that people who routinely use microscopes know what an artefact looks like before you say something so ****….
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It’s been 9 days since my last Covid jab. Still not dead. Still no adverse effects unless all the enraged antivaxxers blocking me counts as an adverse event…. Where is this promised myocarditis AVers told me I would get?.
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AVers: “Bill Gates isn’t qualified to talk about viruses”.Also AVers: “I never finished school but I know covid vaccines are a lie”.
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@michellespj And we established the first time round that correlation does not equal causation and because I won’t bow your narrative, you brand me a troll. Yet here you are again.
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@DrAseemMalhotra Why is a medical professional relying on a widely discredited social media source and not primary literature?.
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For almost 2 years, crackpot antivaxxers have been telling me how Nuremberg 2.0 is coming for me…. Still waiting. .
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Interesting case: AV “neuropathologist” is unable to expand on a simple technical question and miraculously cures a patient all in the same day. Answers on a postage stamp: are they legit?
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AVer demands debate. Demands it in good faith. 3 opening logical arguments later and the rage, ad hominem and refusal to admit a loss means it has disintegrated into the usual AV quagmire of logic.
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@DrAseemMalhotra Given your lack of scruples in publishing in your own journal (at sub UG standard btw), I wouldn’t be amazed if you wrote this to yourself.
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