Sniff for Shill. Good Boy Find Shill. Bark at Shill. Bark Bark. Get Treats. Tasty Banana Treats. Good Boy No Give Financial Advice. Good Boy Just Likes Stock.
People like
@pulte
&
@MartinShkreli
are quick to be on the side of history that’ll make them the quickest buck
They’re not people to idolize, moreover take advice from. They’re people you keep an eye on as they’re an easy tell for future events. Little pawns in a big chess game
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WHILE
@citsecurities
WANTS TO CONTROL THE NARRATIVE & PAINT A CONSPIRACY, JUST REMEMBER:
CITADEL WAS CAUGHT & FINED 19 TIMES IN 2020 ALONE.
19.
#KenGriffinLiedAgain
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IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHY
@jack
&
@Twitter
ARE SUPPRESSING THE
#KenGriffinLied
TREND… CITADEL OWNS ALMOST 5M SHARES OF TWITTER:
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GOOD BOY THINKS THAT IF
@citsecurities
COVERED THEIR SHORTS BACK IN FEBRUARY, YOU WOULDN'T BE WORKING PAST MIDNIGHT ON A WEEKEND
GOOD BOY SMELLS FISH
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GOOD BOY IS CURIOUS, HOW MANY OF YOU POSTED OR COMMENTED THE HASHTAG
#KenGriffinLied
?
LETS GET A PROPER COUNT SINCE
@jack
&
@Twitter
WANT TO BE DECEITFUL.
SIMPLY LIKE THIS POST IF YOU'VE POSTED OR COMMENTED W/ THE HASHTAG
#KenGriffinLied
I BET WE'D BE IN THE 1M RANGE BY NOW.
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HOT TAKE: COVID D-VARANT WILL TRY BE USED TO COVERUP ECONOMIC COLLAPSE IN ORDER TO ALLOW GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS TO BANKS & SHFs VIA TAX PAYER $.
LIKE HOW TEACHERS, IMMIGRANTS, & THE POORS WERE BLAMED IN ‘08 INSTEAD OF CDOs, NINJA LOANS, & SHITTY BANKS.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHY “RETAIL USING SOCIAL MEDIA IS A RISK TO THE MARKET”?
B/C YOU’RE FINDING OUT HOW EASY IT IS TO MAKE MONEY & YOU’RE QUITTING YOUR SHIT JOB B/C YOU MADE MORE IN ONE TRADE THAN YOUR JOB IN 6 MONTHS.
THEY TOLD YOU TO INVEST, YOU DID-NOW YOU’RE THE BAD GUYS
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@Benzinga
SERIOUSLY, YOU'VE GOT TO TELL US WHO THAT "INSIDER" IS GIVING YOU $GME INFO
THEY CAME WITHIN 0.096634% OF $GME'S HIGH 5 WHOLE HOURS BEFORE IT HAPPENED - SEEMS LIKE A STATISTICAL IMPOSSIBILITY TO ME, YET HERE WE ARE
What happened w/ $GME in AA was a volatility pump. Options now ~5x what they were b4 pump. Contrary to WSJ’s “reason”, this was/is an attempt to keep retail option FOMO minimal. They can’t avoid repeating last year, so their goal is to price out/minimize buy ins.
Spicy times 🚀
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IMAGINE HAVING THE STOCK MARKET EQUIVALENT OF "GOD MODE" & STILL LOSING TO THE PLAYERS FOLLOWING THE RULES
THERE'S A TERM FOR THIS IN THE GAMING WORLD
IT'S CALLED BEING A SIMP
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GOOD BOY HAS TWEETED 207 TIMES IN 52 HOURS.
GOOD BOY HAS TWEETED ON AVERAGE EVERY 15 MINUTES & 7 SECONDS-ISH
GOOD BOY IS LEGIT TIRED BOY
GOOD BOY WILL TAKE A BREAK
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IN CASE YOU’RE A BIT NEWER TO THIS ROLLERCOASTER RIDE, WE ARE WITNESSING “TOO BIG TO FAIL” STRUGGLING NOT TO FAIL FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS… & LOSING.
@unusual_whales
@GaryGensler
DOES THIS MEAN NEWS STATIONS & MEDIA OUTLETS WILL NO LONGER BE ALLOWED ON SOCIAL MEDIA? NO MORE
@jimcramer
P&D SCAMS? WILL SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS STILL RUN FINANCIAL ADVERTISEMENTS BY THE LIKES OF
@RobinhoodApp
?
OR IS THIS JUST ANOTHER CHEAP SHOT AT RETAIL?
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GARY GENSLER BEING SWORN IN THIS WEEKEND IS MASSIVE NEWS. THE LAST TIME A CHAIRMAN WAS SWORN INTO SEC ON A WEEKEND WAS 03/03/1973.
DUE TO INTERNATIONAL TENSIONS & MONETARY CRISES LIKE WATERGATE & ORIGINS OF 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS(1973-2008-2021, FULL CIRCLE)
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THE FACT THAT FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS CAN BORROW MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT THEY DON'T HAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE, W/ 0% INTEREST, IN THE HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS EVERY DAY WHILE THE REST OF EVERY DAY AMERICA SHOULD "FEEL THANKFUL" FOR A COUPLE GRAND IN STIMMIES
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A REMINDER THAT GOOD BOY DOES NOT BELIEVE IN COINCIDENCE
GOOD BOY ALSO DOES NOT LIKE GIVING OUT SPECIFIC DATES IN RELATION T0 STONKS
HOWEVER, GOOD BOY'S NOSE IS RARELY WRONG
GOOD BOY EXPECTS SKULDUGGERY 04/22/21
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HYMC has bankrupted twice 🚩
They haven’t broken ground yet 🚩
Machinery to mine that area would cost ~$1B 🚩
Time to set up equipment: 5 years 🚩
AMC influencers buying before public knowledge 🚩
Calling
@jimcramer
an “extraordinary journalist” 🚩
So many red flags…
I want to apologize to
@jimcramer
and
@davidfaber
, two extraordinary journalists, for canceling my CNBC interview with them today at the last minute. I am excited about our investment in HYMC, but there has been so much volume in that stock today, lawyers insisted I stay off air.
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GOOD BOY SMELLS THE IRONY OF
@USCongress
'S CLAIMS THAT RETAIL INVESTORS ARE "GAMIFYING" STOCKS WHEN THE ENTIRE MARKET HAS BEEN UNMASKED AS THE MOST EXPENSIVE SNIPE HUNT OF I.O.U. HOT POTATO IN HUMAN HISTORY
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A REMINDER THAT NAKED SHORT SELLING WAS FOUND OUT BY THE S.E.C. IN 1998 AND LEFT TO FESTER UNTIL THE 2008 FINANCIAL COLLAPSE
MAKING NAKED SHORT SELLING ILLEGAL ONLY AFTER BAILING OUT BANKS THAT MADE IT POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE
$GME IS NAKED SHORTED - WHERE IS SEC?
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WHEN YOU TELL A LIE, YOU NEED 4 MORE LIES TO COVER THAT ONE LIE, MAKES THINGS HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF ON LIVE TV AFTER 6 MONTHS WORTH OF PERPETUAL LYING, DOESNT IT
@CNBC
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$10 SAYS NO MAJOR MEDIA PLATFORM WILL DISCUSS SEARS & BLOCKBUSTER STOCKS SUDDENLY GETTING HIT W/ A MARKET DEFIBRILLATOR.
YOU KNOW WHY
THEY KNOW WHY
NO LONGER IS THEIR JOB TO REPORT THE TRUTH. ITS THEIR JOB TO ENSURE YOU’RE STILL AT YOUR NEIGHBOR’S THROAT.
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“We don’t got the money for universal healthcare, public transportation, or paying back [predominately] predatory student loans.”
SAYS THE SAME GOVERNMENT THATS PRINTED LITERAL TRILLIONS OF $ IN THE LAST YEAR TO PROP UP BANKS’ & HEDGEFUNDS’ SHITTY BETS.
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@GaryGensler
- CARE TO COMMENT ON WHY WHISTLEBLOWERS ARE BEING BULLIED BY L.E.O.s, THROWN IN JAIL FOR SEEKING HELP ELSEWHERE WHEN
@SEC_Enforcement
IGNORES THEM, OR WHY YOU REFUSE TO PAY WHISTLEBLOWERS FOR THEIR WORK?
1.) STEVEN HAAS
2.) NATALIE EDWARDS
3.) JOHN MCPHERSON
THOSE WHO GOT RUGGED BY THE SQUID GAME COIN DESERVED IT.
THE PREMISE OF THE SQUID GAME IS FOR ONE PERSON TO GET RICH WHILE THE REST DIE POOR/IN DEBT.
THIS WAS CONCEPT PUT TO PRACTICE, THEN NEAR FLAWLESSLY EXECUTED.
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK IT WOULD GO ANY OTHER WAY?
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REP
@jahimes
IS 100% PAID SHILL
DISGUSTINGLY OBVIOUS MISINTERPRETATION AS TO WHY
#ALEXKEARNS
COMMITTED SUICIDE
REPRESENTATIVE JIM HIMES IS THE EXACTING EXAMPLE OF A SHITTY PERSON IN A POSITION OF POWER PUSHING A PREPAID AGENDA FOR SOMEONE ELSE
YOU DISGUST ME
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MANY, BUT NOT ALL BROKERS ARE ALLOWING USERS IN OTHER COUNTRIES TO VOTE FOR $GME
SO GO VOTE!
THOSE OF YOU WITH BROKERAGES STILL NOT ALLOWING YOU TO VOTE, LIST THEM HERE IN THE COMMENTS
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WATCHING
@citsecurities
IS LIKE WATCHING THE TITANIC STEAM RIGHT AT AN ICEBERG FOR 9 MONTHS, HIT IT, THEN WATCHING THE CAPTAIN BLAME EVERYONE OTHER THAN HIMSELF.
SO WHAT'S THE LIE TODAY KEN?
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IF YOU ARE ATTENDING THE $GME SHAREHOLDER MEETING IN GRAPEVINE, TX & YOU ARE NOT LOCAL TO THE STATE & NOT USED TO THE HEAT
ITS GUNNA BE HOT AS FUHYUCK FOR YOU SO PACK ACCORDINGLY
SHORTS ARE A MUST, NAKED SHORTS ARE FROWNED UPON.
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ALL THIS FUD & SHILLING OVER THE WEEKEND MAKES GOOD BOY EXCITED FOR MONDAY
REMEMBER TO STAY THE COURSE
BUY
HOLD
VOTE
APE NO FIGHT APE
ALSO $AMC & $GME ARE IN THIS TOGETHER SAYING ANYTHING OTHERWISE IS DIVISIVE & UNNECESSARY
SHORTS MUST COVER
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GOOD BOY DO A DIG & FIND FURTHER COLLUSION
THE MYSTERIOUS Cede & Co HAPPENS TO BE IN THE SAME BUILDING AS S&P Global Ratings
COINCIDENCE? GOOD BOY DOUBTS.
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STILL ON BREAK BUT HAVE RETURNED FOR CLARIFICATION
HOUSE OF CARDS IS VINDICATION FOR ME
IT PROVES I'VE BEEN RIGHT ABOUT THE SPIDERWEB OF CORRUPTION INVOLVING MEDIA, MARKET MAKERS, BANKS, & GOVERNMENT
I'M HAPPY
BUT ALSO DISGUSTED BEYOND BELIEF
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I HAVE DECIDED TO DELETE MY TWEET ON
@warden_elite
LISTENING TO HIS LIVESTREAM TODAY I NOTED GENUINE FRUSTRATION IN HIS VOCAL INFLECTIONS SEVERAL TIMES TO NEGATIVE Q&As POSED TO HIM & I FEEL IT WAS WRONG TO PUT HIM ON BLAST
DUDE'S ONLY 22, SLACK IS WARRANTED I.M.O.
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GETTING REPORTS OF
@RobinhoodApp
NOT ALLOWING THE SELLING OF $DOGE - GOOD BOY IS ASKING YOU TO HELP VERIFY AS GOOD BOY IS NOT A PART OF ROBBING HOOD
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@unusual_whales
ON A WAR PATH TODAY.
CORRUPTION IS RAMPANT W/N THE ENTIRETY OF FINANCIAL GOVERNANCE. ITS NOT JUST THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT.
IT. IS. BOTH.
INCLUDING THE SPACE BETWEEN.
THE BEST INTEREST OF THE PEOPLE? PLEASE. THAT ENDED WHEN KENNEDY WAS ASSASSINATED.
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@wolfofwallst
ATOBITT HAS SOME WORDS FOR YOU
GOOD BOY STILL THINKS YOU ARE THE POOP BETWEEN HIS PAWS, PROVE ME WRONG:
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GOOD BOY BELIEVES THE MAIN REASON BANKS GOT BAILED OUT FROM 2008 IS B/C THEY KNEW “THE HELP” WOULDN’T FIND WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE
THE PEOPLE KNOW NOW & SOON WE WILL KNOW EVERYONE’S INVOLVEMENT
THE MORE PEOPLE THAT KNOW, THE TIGHTER THE CHAINS GET
ENCOURAGE DISCUSSION
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NOTICING AN UPTICK IN SHILL POSTINGS ON MY MORE RECENT TWEETS
I DON'T BELIEVE IN COINCIDENCE
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
- WINSTON CHURCHILL
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STILL THINK ITS JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT EVERY SINGLE FINANCIAL INSTITUTION IS PULLING ALL NIGHTERS & EVERY SINGLE CRYPTO TANKS WHILE RETAIL SLEEPS?
#JustManipulationThings
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GOOD BOY FINDS IT VERY INTERESTING THAT BILLION $ FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS CONTINUE TO DROP ANALYTICAL COVERAGE OF MEMESTOCKS, YET MEDIA OUTLETS LIKE
@Benzinga
ARE SOMEHOW ABLE TO "ERRONEOUSLY" COME WITHIN 24¢(0.1%) OF ITS PEAK 5 HOURS BEFORE IT HAPPENS
Vlad Tenev: Robinhood Securities imposed temporary trading restrictions... in an effort to meet increased regulatory requirements.
DTCC President: The decision to restrict trading really was internal to Robinhood, we did not have discussions about that.
Who's telling the truth?
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PEOPLE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK ON $GME W/ THINGS LIKE:
TwItTeR iSn'T a SoUrCe BrO
I dOn'T tRuSt A yOuTuBeR aS a SoUrCe
SO, WHY HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING ME?
ALL THIS SHAREHOLDER MEETING DID IS CONFIRM WHAT'S BEEN KNOWN FOR 6 MONTHS
DEAL W/ IT
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IF YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS TAKING A WHILE, A REMINDER THAT
@michaeljburry
FOUND THE 2008 CRASH 3 YEARS PRIOR W/ THE PROMISE OF WARNING AGAIN IN THE FUTURE, HE DID IN 2019, 2 YEARS LATER HERE WE ARE-FINDING SKULDUGGERY AT EVERY TURN & 1-6 MONTHS IN YOU WANNA QUIT?
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WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF THE "GAMESTOP REPORT" FROM
@SECGov
COMES OUT PARALLEL TO CHINA'S EXPECTED CRASH AT OPEN TOMORROW?
IT WOULD POSE A GREAT SCAPEGOAT FROM REPORTING ON CASCADING MARKETS, OR COULD BE FRAMED AS A PARTIAL REASON FOR MARKETS COLLAPSING.
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GOOD BOY DOES NOT BELIEVE IN COINCIDENCES
@SecYellen
CAN YOU EXPLAIN YOUR RADIO SILENCE BEING THE EXACT SAME AS
@citsecurities
CAN YOU EXPLAIN BEING PAID $810K BY
@citsecurities
FOR 2x WEBINARS? THAT IS 4X YOUR ANNUAL SALARY OF $221,400:
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FROM THE LOOK OF IT
@CNN
/
@jimcramer
'S TERRIBLE ALGOS ARE LIKELY PICKING UP ON PPL SAYING WEN LAMBO, WEN TENDIES, WEN MOASS, WEN ETC. & PINGING IT AS REDDIT IS DISCUSSING $WEN
JUST LIKE $CUM, $FOMO, $ASS, ETC.
Holy fuck the fed put out their biannual report on financial stability at the same time as earnings for $amc this isn’t just one article it’s everywhere.
GOOD BOY REFUSES TO MOVE PAST
@jahimes
& HIS LIES
#ALEXKEARNS
DIED B/C OF AN ERROR ON
@RobinhoodApp
ALEX TRIED TO GET IT RESOLVED
@vladtenev
'S GARBAGE CUSTOMER SERVICE REFUSED TO HELP
ALEX THOUGHT HE LOST $750K & HAD TO PAY ~$170K OF IT IN JUST A FEW DAYS
HE WAS 20 YEARS OLD
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LOT OF $AMC & $GME DISCOURSE AGAIN
WHEN THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU EXIT YOUR POSITIONS FROM THE SQUEEZE(S), THATS WHEN THE STARK DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO COMPANIES WILL TRULY SHOW
ONE IS CENTERED AROUND NOSTALGIA, THE OTHER AROUND A TOP TO BOTTOM OVERHAUL
Robinhood was a test platform to see:
1.) How much Wall Street could get away with against retail traders.
2.) To gauge the government’s legal reaction(s) towards those affected retail traders.
Change my mind.
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WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE CONTENT POSTED BY
@TheRoaringKitty
, BUT FOR SOME STRANGE REASON EVERY DEVICE, WHETHER IT BE A NETWORKED CONNECTION, 5G, COMPUTER, WIFI, LAPTOP, ETC... ONLY THIS POST WILL NOW SHOW UP, EVERYTHING ELSE WORKS JUST FINE.
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I WOULD RATHER LOOK LIKE A RABID BOY, BARKING THE TRUTH, CITING SOURCES ABOUT SOMETHING THAT MAY NOT HAPPEN, RATHER THAN BE A BAD DOG WHO DIDN'T BARK AND WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THE BAD MEN TRYING TO STEAL YOUR WALLETS, JOBS, HOUSES, & LIVES
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@SecYellen
CARE TO COMMENT ON THE 1/2 TRILLION IN FEDERAL BAILOUTS TO FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS JUST THIS WEEK? I'M ASKING YOU BECAUSE YOU'VE RECEIVED BRIBES FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS FROM THEM EQUALLING ~$7.2M
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JUST A CLIFF NOTE
THE STOCKS THAT I OWN
THE STOCKS THAT HAVE CONSTANTLY BEEN HOUNDED AS BEING BAD INVESTMENTS, SINCE I BOUGHT IN JANUARY/FEBRUARY
CURRENTLY (AS IN LITERALLY RIGHT NOW) SIT AT
+636% ( $GME )
+817% ( $AMC )
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DON'T U FIND IT ODD THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT OF THE U.S. ECONOMY IS ALSO THE LEAST UNDERSTOOD, LEAST DISCUSSED, MOST EXPENSIVE, CONVOLUTED, & LEAST EQUAL TO PARTAKE IN W/IN U.S.? A BBERG TERMINAL IS $24,000/YR-FULL TIME WORKERS IN THE U.S EARN A MEDIAN OF $47,216/YR
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@citsecurities
KEN GRIFFIN COLLUDING WITH
@MarketWatch
TO MANIPULATE MARKET VIA MARKET MEDIA OUTLETS PROMOTING OR DISCOURAGING SPECIFIC STOCKS
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I will not bark for this one.
I post this with utmost intensity that you read this.
This will be the singular most important bit of information you could ever possibly read about AND SHARE of the impending world economic collapse:
2008 - MARKET MAKERS WERE BAILED OUT ON THE PROMISE SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD NOT HAPPEN AGAIN
2021 - MARKET MAKERS DOING THE SAME THING, ON A LARGER SCALE, QUOTING THEMSELVES AS BEING "TOO BIG TO FAIL", WHILE GOVERNMENT TIPTOES AROUND THE TECHNOCOLORED ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
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SEEMS
@officialmcafee
GOT EPSTEIN’D
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE 31+ TERABYTES OF INCRIMINATING INFORMATION FROM SOMEONE SO INTIMATELY FAMILIAR W/ CRYPTOCURRENCY
I GUESS FOR NOW, WE WAIT & SEE