Formerly a fake astronaut. Husband, father, son, brother, one time delivery doctor, watch nerd, full time
#AzCardinals
fan and back in parker.
#fullyvaccinated
@SpaceKate
@remsisuhmazing
@MaryRobinette
Paying for ambulances? When my daughter was born in our car, she and my wife were both transported to the hospital by ambulance. Our insurance denied the ambulance bill twice. 1st it wasn’t an emergency, then it was out of network. Had to fight both to get it covered.
I haven’t followed the nba for years, but when I did I always cheered for the
@Suns
(probably still have a jersey from when Amare wore 32 and a t shirt or two). The only sports team I follow is
@AZCardinals
. Am I allowed to be a
@Suns
fan still now that they’re in the finals?
2 years ago today I had my last drink. Some days are easier than others but overall I’m healthier, happier and stronger both mentally and physically.
I’ve lost 60 pounds, I exercise regularly, I sleep better, I actually remember things and I’m in a much better place.
100 days ago I made a life changing decision to be sober. Lots of challenging days behind me and lots of challenging days ahead of me, but 100 days is 100 days.
#100DaysSober
If you’d have asked me five years ago whether I’d be alive today I would have guessed no. But here I am 5 on the eve if 5 years sober and feeling blessed that I made it another day.
Here’s to another day tomorrow. I’ll try again the day after. And the day after that too.
Another great hit in
@GoldBoysSupport
from
@j2110_
himself. This one covers my subscription for 6 months. By my count I have approximately 9 more years*of my subscription paid for.
*not exact math, probably underestimating it tbh
200.0 this morning. 4 months of hard work to drop over 40 pounds. Still some more work to do, but now the focus changes to building more muscle and maintaining weight.
Perhaps the best thing I’ve learned in
@GoldBoysSupport
is managing units and bankroll. A few months back I made a goal to save 200 units before the end of the year. That account is sitting at 140 units as of this morning’s withdrawal.
Absolutely the most INSANE soccer bet I’ve ever seen. Shoutout to
@doctor_bigs
it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy and a bunch of people in soccer chat tailed the ticket as well
All during the replays of the first round of the FA Cup too 😂 what a fucking hit
@joethomas73
I didn’t do either of those things and still lost 70 pounds. I used the unproven method of lowering my calorie intake to 1900 calories daily and exercising for 180 minutes a week.
Speaking of addiction, this will be the first Cardinals game in over 20 years that I’ll be purposely sober for. I’m having some mixed feelings about triggers today.
Hi! I’m an
@AZCardinals
fan. You might know me from my greatest hits including “its Bidwill, not Bidwell” “Cardinals gonna Cardinal” “The Cardinals signed another injury prone lineman” “why did they draft that guy?” and my greatest hit “no, the Cardinals didn’t win”.
In case you’re wondering how my morning is going: I just spent approximately 6 minutes using the flashlight on my phone to look under my truck seats for my phone.
#MondayMotivation
I always submit a claim for any class action suit I’m contacted about. I’ve gotten random checks over the years from a few pennies to a few dollars. Today I got one for almost $600. Happy early birthday to me!
@LouStagner
Counterpoint: I’ve been ranked at the top of my household player rankings for approximately 700 weeks, so I know exactly what it’s like to be the best.
Despite the loss, he still had a good time at his first
@AZCardinals
game and was super excited when he spotted
@K1
on the sideline before the game. I asked what his favorite part was and he said “it was really exciting that they almost won”.
I was looking down at my phone while exiting a store and ran right into some guy.
I apologized profusely and said I didn’t even see him. He replied with a curt “haha very funny” and stormed off.
I was confused until I looked back and he was wearing camouflage from head to toe.
Realtor was up late getting our contract details ironed out and we are officially under contract on the new house as of about 11 pm last night. So pumped I hardly slept.
2 days ago a 4 year old boy told my 4 year old daughter she’s pretty. Yesterday he gave her an acorn. Today he gave her another acorn. I think it’s time I have a chat with this little person regarding his intentions.
When I quit drinking I tried hard to avoid doing things I associated with drinking. Playing golf was one of those things.
The last 15 months have shown that I can replace a dangerous addiction with a healthier one.
Did I manage to fuck up my back yesterday? Yes
Am I fighting a case of manfluenza? Also yes
Is that going to keep me from golfing today? Not a chance
I don’t throw the term hero around loosely, but...
The irony of listening to my BiL bitch about how we need to open back up so people can go back to work and make some money is amazing considering he’s had a job for approximately 6 months in the last 5 years. “The gubmint is taking our freedoms away!”
Gonna be a long weekend
Officially got my first coaching gig as head coach of little mans under 6 soccer team. Only thing I know about soccer is that you can’t use your hands. Go Yellow Jackets!
Stopped at McDonald’s to get a coffee. Came to $1.06. Handed the guy $2, then realized I had some change in my pocket so I fished out a dime and handed him that too. He had to call over a manager to cancel the order and re enter to figure out the change. And he still got it wrong
Rental leasing company: if you want to move out sooner you can, lots of people looking for a place to live.
Me: will you pro rate our rent?
Them: no, you have to pay through Dec 31 per your lease agreement
Me: I’ll see you 15 minutes before you close on December 31 then