Christian Profile Banner
Christian Profile
Christian

@districtlazo

Followers
20,972
Following
14,034
Media
986
Statuses
11,814

DC|BUZZBALLZ KING| Content Creator

Joined June 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Her: Baby my nail broke Me: I already booked you an appointment
Tweet media one
644
22K
203K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
You’re a veteran if you remember this fight
2K
17K
174K
@districtlazo
Christian
3 months
Us as kids VS us now
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
254
18K
120K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
21 Savage in every song
Tweet media one
343
15K
116K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
“One drink won’t hurt” Me the next day
Tweet media one
368
17K
117K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Why did I just see two girls post the same bf
Tweet media one
277
6K
112K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Subbing in my alcoholic friend to drink for me
401
11K
101K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Her: Baby my head hurts Me:
Tweet media one
114
11K
90K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Me and who?
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
236
19K
82K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
21, can you do sum for me
Tweet media one
209
8K
81K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Tweet media one
@MadScientistFF
Damien Scott
2 years
Without Googling, Who is the greatest Villain of all time?
3K
161
2K
303
11K
79K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Only costume to buy
Tweet media one
192
10K
75K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
“Friendsgiving”
Tweet media one
225
9K
73K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Classic masterpiece
283
16K
70K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
When a random girl tries to hug you In front of your girl
Tweet media one
170
7K
59K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
When she gets all pretty for you
Tweet media one
72
6K
60K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Coming back from that thanksgiving walk
Tweet media one
108
7K
58K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
I’m gonna be this mf for Halloween fuck it
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
91
4K
54K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Had a Friendsgiving and everyone brought liquor but no fucking food LMAO
Tweet media one
107
5K
52K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
This y’all carts today
Tweet media one
303
4K
50K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Tweet media one
67
8K
49K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
I hope he’s doing ok
Tweet media one
92
5K
49K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Drake concert finna be a movie
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
151
7K
48K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
“You really went to get a adult happy meal for the toy?” Me:
Tweet media one
85
7K
48K
@districtlazo
Christian
7 months
"you the first girl i've brought here fr" the Korean BBQ employee:
Tweet media one
50
5K
48K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
I know Drake was like this when he said “21 can you do something for me”
Tweet media one
106
4K
45K
@districtlazo
Christian
3 months
How it’s been recently
Tweet media one
27
7K
46K
@districtlazo
Christian
3 months
Me once I get that new buzzball flavor
Tweet media one
79
9K
46K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Y’all in her dms while she’s laying in my bed like this
Tweet media one
64
5K
44K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
If y’all see my iced coffee wearing a dior jacket, mind yall business.
Tweet media one
111
5K
44K
@districtlazo
Christian
1 year
Easy
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Show me two actors with insane chemistry.
3K
453
3K
57
9K
44K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
It’s Friday and you know what that means
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
114
6K
44K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Shrek in spanish is superior
90
11K
44K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
“I left my wallet at home”
Tweet media one
90
4K
41K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Me drunk as shit at 3am eating my fucking McDonald’s meal
Tweet media one
121
4K
38K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
What the butt sees when the thumb is about to go in during backshots
Tweet media one
50
4K
37K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Her: “I’m paying for your haircut” Me after the haircut
Tweet media one
32
4K
35K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Me at going to work at 7am
@guyaneseyaardie
max julien.
2 years
starting ya day listening to rap music kinda red flag imo lol
2K
2K
14K
110
6K
34K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
When the vodka cranberries start kicking in
100
5K
34K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
The first Steve Lacy
66
5K
33K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
COLD AS SHIT OUT HERE GOT ME FREEZING LIKE THIS
122
5K
32K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
CONTACTS AND GLASSES SHOULD BE FREE. I ain’t choose to have drunk ass vision
28
7K
32K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Fireball is the nastiest liquor ever made don’t ever bring that shit around me LMAO
361
7K
28K
@districtlazo
Christian
1 year
This was you ??
@iOnlySmokeBoof
young soulful stepper 🚶‍♂️
1 year
Hate Alaska nigga fuck this whole god damn state… jus collided wit a damn King Salmon 🤦🏿‍♂️
Tweet media one
447
13K
103K
27
4K
28K
@districtlazo
Christian
11 months
How it be now a days
Tweet media one
26
6K
27K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
“Babe I got a fresh haircut” Her:
Tweet media one
55
3K
26K
@districtlazo
Christian
5 months
Uber driver: “Fun night?” Me and my friends in the backseat:
Tweet media one
34
2K
25K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
When the shots finally kick in
Tweet media one
49
5K
24K
@districtlazo
Christian
1 year
All
Tweet media one
124
5K
24K
@districtlazo
Christian
4 months
Give me that 444
Tweet media one
42
3K
24K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 months
New twilight
Tweet media one
53
4K
24K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
When you have to choose between clear or dark
Tweet media one
142
3K
22K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Every mf face when she takes off her bra
Tweet media one
43
2K
22K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Guatauba by Plan B be going so hard. Throwing ass and getting ass thrown at you to this song is wicked😩 underrated song for sure
58
5K
21K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Who gave the queen a Popeyes biscuit with no drink?
50
2K
20K
@districtlazo
Christian
1 year
“What are you gonna be for Halloween?” Me:
Tweet media one
169
3K
20K
@districtlazo
Christian
9 months
How I felt making this
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
26
3K
20K
@districtlazo
Christian
1 year
Tweet media one
@kngdvo
༓ 𝕕𝕧𝕠 ༓ 👑
1 year
starbies just dropped the frozen lemonades?! oh it’s so over
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
555
7K
71K
28
4K
20K
@districtlazo
Christian
8 months
For Valentine’s Day, she’s getting this with rose pedals
Tweet media one
53
1K
20K
@districtlazo
Christian
10 months
When I baptize my kid
Tweet media one
51
3K
20K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Me and who?
Tweet media one
58
4K
19K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Her: *works out once*
Tweet media one
42
2K
19K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
When you notice a person tailgating you
Tweet media one
9
3K
19K
@districtlazo
Christian
6 months
My next tattoo
Tweet media one
54
3K
18K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
How I’m trying to be like
Tweet media one
23
3K
17K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Mfs who clock in at 6am
Tweet media one
69
2K
15K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
How my friends be whenever we are drinking
Tweet media one
42
3K
15K
@districtlazo
Christian
1 year
Tweet media one
37
3K
14K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Me looking at her because I farted giving her backshots
Tweet media one
31
931
14K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Having a salvi mom be like
Tweet media one
65
1K
13K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
My solution to everything
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
27
3K
13K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
This song had everyone in a fucking chokehold back then 😩BABY TE QUEIRO WOOO
35
4K
13K
@districtlazo
Christian
10 months
Tweet media one
26
2K
13K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
POV: she doing reverse cowgirl
Tweet media one
27
994
13K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
It’s Friday and it’s that time of the fucking week
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
26
3K
13K
@districtlazo
Christian
1 year
Bad bunny concert is going to be a movie
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
24
1K
12K
@districtlazo
Christian
10 months
Next year will be different
Tweet media one
10
2K
12K
@districtlazo
Christian
6 months
Solar Eclipse was nice fr
Tweet media one
23
2K
12K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Waking up in Heaven after trying to squat 4 plates at the gym
26
1K
12K
@districtlazo
Christian
10 months
Tweet media one
10
2K
12K
@districtlazo
Christian
3 months
New stone collected
Tweet media one
7
1K
12K
@districtlazo
Christian
10 days
When its leg day
Tweet media one
28
3K
12K
@districtlazo
Christian
1 year
Me trying to give my friends a buzzball on a monday
58
2K
11K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
It’s over
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
37
2K
11K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Pasta has my fucking heart
Tweet media one
12
3K
11K
@districtlazo
Christian
1 year
This shit had me dead😂
@amoejii
GRWM TO GET A CHRISTIAN BBL🇳🇬ᓚᘏᗢ.
1 year
If you actually go back and watch SpongeBob that shit is really comedy
858
11K
49K
11
1K
11K
@districtlazo
Christian
4 months
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
25
1K
11K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
My crackhead ass already craving
Tweet media one
26
2K
11K
@districtlazo
Christian
3 months
Tweet media one
13
2K
11K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
It’s Friday, we fucking chugging one of these each
Tweet media one
26
2K
11K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
How I’m trying to be like
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
3K
11K
@districtlazo
Christian
1 year
My alien after drinking with me for a night
Tweet media one
5
3K
10K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Don Ramon
Tweet media one
8
2K
10K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Y’all need to mind y’all business talking about I have a coffee addiction
Tweet media one
19
3K
10K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
Mom: donde estas? Son las 3am” Me at 3am:
Tweet media one
33
2K
10K
@districtlazo
Christian
2 years
This change in weather got all of us fucked up
Tweet media one
10
2K
10K
@districtlazo
Christian
1 year
Tweet media one
20
1K
10K
@districtlazo
Christian
23 days
Mme trying to decide what Rauw to listen to
Tweet media one
30
3K
10K