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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
26 days
relationship status: companions (from old french compaignon “one who breaks bread with another”)
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
@sunflowrbee anyone is straight passing if you silence them enough 🧐
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
2 years
@itsSamCollins grunt louder and join the conversation
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
@Jujuwagar @Rude_Astrology for me personally, it’s because of nostalgia. taurus are all about legacy, history, things that last forever beyond ourselves. the melancholy is wondering whether or not we will be remembered, but knowing that what we do speaks louder than the credit we think we need.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES IVE SEEN THIS PHOTO AND AM ONLY JUST NOW REALIZING THAT THIS IS MY COUSIN??????????????????
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IS THIS REAL. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
@itsSamCollins gay sex room
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
2 years
@KCMiller1225 because you're literally pushing rhetoric that harms an extremely vulnerable group
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
3 years
i am once again reminding everyone that this woman is my cousin
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this was the most insane stage of the pandemic
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
“how could you forGet to tAke your sHot? oBviOusLy it’s not impORtanT to you!!! i would KiLL to bE on hRT” okay but have you considered i might actually just be an idiot
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
hey all this “keep transmeds out of pride” is really fucking shitty. thank you for driving trans people further and further away from their community by telling us that the basis of the community isn’t about us anymore. thanks for taking the trans community from trans people.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
@BuzzFeed war criminals are so stylish these days
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
while you were being heterosexual, we studied the Blade
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
@purpleriver @Seutagi hey i’m losing my fucking mind over this thanks
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
2 years
@poetastrologers my sag grandma and leo grandpa have been married and divorced to each other three seperate times
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
@stefsanjati golden hour shining through my dorm made this bread absolutely astonishing
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
lesbians trans ppl 🤝 respecting each other and defending each other from he/him lesbians
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
my twitter is a safe place for FILM MAJORS, THEATER KIDS, GEMINIS, and BOTTOMS. i hate you all but you’re safe here. i know it’s rough out there
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
@arielschrag i don’t care if that’s how it was in the 2000s. we’re not there anymore. you’re hurting a lot of people
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@disastard
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6 years
@PVRVDISELOST your insecurity jumped out
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
@smoothtranny @ProfessorFuzzi also trans people stop outting other trans people 2k19 not everyone is out and proud, some ppl want to be stealth pls respect that
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
7 years
🍃Voice of the Tempest🍃quick doodle of the girl #Keyleth #criticalrolefanart #criticalrole #critrole
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
@arielschrag have fun profiting off of transphobia and lesbophobia while the people you are portraying face the reprocussions of it. thanks for perpetuating negative tropes and painting trans people as even more freakish than people already think
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
the Yearning
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Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has.
5 years
What is it about Pisces season that brings the exhaustion of the entire past year to our body, mind and soul in less than a month?
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@disastard
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4 years
“gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage!” okay so why do straight people hate each other
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
2 years
@TrentSebTaylor I notice that people don’t care as much once you stop doing voice updates or shot videos…almost like the trans experience is just a spectacle instead of a life someone lives…
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
y’all are against victim blaming until the victim is a man 🐸 ☕️
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
3 years
@slimsayde that orange boutta have ass hair like nobody’s business
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 months
@FeliChienne @commiemilio everyone can stop sending me this thank you
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
@Rude_Astrology thank you astrology twitter
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
1 year
@itsSamCollins implying that man / women weren’t genders, but pronouns the whole time… effervescent
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
@yumcoconutmilk @tiny_ghosts that’s absolutely wild i must read this play
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
@bocxtop @radicald3ath the fact that the news has segments now that has “tips for deescalating explosive family arguments” because there’s actual danger
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
normalize tenderness in male friendships please
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
@BuzzFeed thats not a guy
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
am i the only guy who gets baby fever? i fucking cannot WAIT to be a dad
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
7 years
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
@HollyConrad victims also actually find it difficult to leave for emotional reasons regarding finances, social aspects, and a number of other things. it’s not so simple to just leave the abuser and avoid them. that’s why these things go on for as long as they do.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
@sadhemp lmao i love kalvin but don’t give him credit for making up the thing that makes trans ppl trans. why do you think people are trans then? are we playing dress up for fun? this concept is far from new.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
3 years
these images just came to me in a vision
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
if you’re under 13, you shouldn’t be on twitter. if you’re over 13, you shouldn’t be on twitter either. nobody should be here. and yet.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
1 year
@oncloud_e fr literally said “i just wanted the shot” i cannot imagine going into these things without personal research
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
Pietà, Michelangelo — St. Peter’s Basilica
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
my aesthetic is people saying “facts don’t care about your feelings” and then refusing to accept the facts when presented to them
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
@tassadar7945 @Chronochrome1 @walkercapl oh my god. my players are gonna cancel me for gaslighting them
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
2 years
@Ranting_Trans the way my pharmacy thinks i’m committing fraud and identity theft 🫡
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
me, poetic: “He makes the air taste sweet.” scholars: gay me: no it’s just jake vaping in the office again
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
@galaxyofwords @genderpunksap @partar400 people with a platform don’t owe you their politics. ty doesn’t want to be involved, there are better things to be doing. fighting within the community lets the transphobes outside of it relax, because we’re destroying ourselves.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
7 years
"what do you want for your birthday?" @VoiceOfOBrien to know that he's loved and appreciated
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
2 years
@ntltcluccy he needs a bf
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
HAIR GROWTH THREAD 2021 POV: there’s a story at the bottom of this bottle (and i’m the pen)
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
good morning say hi to bart
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
i have no idea how to describe to u what t tastes like
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
depressed tonight. want to be stoned. the weed way or the old testament punishment way
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
STORYTIME!! drop a selfie and i’ll tell you a story with you as a character! genre/plot/vibe/medium and all that. doing these throughout the day!
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
being bisexual is exciting because remembering how much i love women feels so refreshing and wonderful and then the fact that i also love men swings at me with a plank full of rusted nails.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
beat your meat? bro just finish it. defeat your meat once and for all.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
listen all i’m saying is
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
it’s actually really easy to not send nudes to minors
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
3 years
guys i thought the “ocean on fire” thing was a joke. i thought you were joking
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
trump knows that biden isn’t the president right. you can’t blame him for what your presidency is failing to do. lol
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
is it gay to get high in your bathroom and write poetry for a boy be honest
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
growing up as a queer guy on the internet in an age of extreme mlm fetishization made me expect kink dynamics from a partner instead of being able to just be boyfriends and cultivate real intimate relationships send tweet
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
if all lives really matter, why are you trying so hard to silence the black lives matter movement 🧐
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
i’m a fake bisexual because i never cuff my pants i’m sorry twitter
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
respect lesbians or die, it’s really that simple
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
“keep transmeds out of pride” and you’re calling us the gatekeepers of the community? we don’t want you to become the face of our community, so you take away our right to be proud of the hardship we’ve lived and loved through?
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
@lowkysad @VeedyBro damn it’s loud
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
okay my hair is kind of magnificent
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
i wish that gay people were real instead of just being part of the arthur cinematic universe ://
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
last year for pride my high school had a “shipping wall” which was full of mostly mlm pairings from various anime and cartoons. there was a few wlw. shipping. isn’t. activism. it’s. fucking. weird.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
@ashley_stack29 @ChaseRoss they’re not “instigating more”, they’re trying to defend and protect themselves when chase keeps fueling this.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
now it is in the hands of people who will get tired of playing dress up, or stop hormones and turn against trans people just because they weren’t trans themselves. thank you for silencing us from our own safe space.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
one day i’ll clean this up i promise #Criticalrole #CriticalRoleArt #PubDraw
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
3 years
@hankgreen Shakespeare is the only author to have their own number in the Dewey Decimal System (822.33)
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
got a -4 to wisdom today #dnd #wisdomteeth
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
@TheKalvinGarrah they rely on it to do everything and don’t realize that they have to do things like voice training or trying to present as the gender of the hormones they take to actually pass 🤔🤪✊
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
say hello to him please
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
WHO WANTS SOME POSITIVITY!! drop a selfie below and i'll tell you your role/genre/medium of a story you'd be in!
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
two years today
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
3 years
hey uhhh it’s my Manniversary! 4 years on T and 3 years since top surgery as of next week. life is better when you work with your body, not against it. there’s a lot to say about the journey, but that’s a story for another time 🧐🏳️‍⚧️ #LGBTQ #LGBTQIAshining #FTM #TransRights
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
stop saying people transition because they think it will make them more attractive. it’s not about that. it’s about correcting a terrible, terrible wrong.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
hey why did we villainize people who went to therapy
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
why the Fuck are we still arguing that an affair is romantic? cheating fucks people up and every relationship they have after. stop romanticizing affairs and start romanticizing open communication. thanks
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
i was pruning the garden and made a flower crown out of the dead peonies
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
yeah we actually just got back from constantinople... oh sorry, iSTanBuL... yeah sorry it's just so hard, it was constantinople for so long, it's really hard to... surely you understand, please be patient with me, i'm new to this
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
@altaredboy people are gonna see this and think rin is the one who was assaulted
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
2 years
@itsSamCollins "LGBT 'youth' are just children influenced by propaganda!" maybe it's because we see something that resonates with us in a way we were previously denied??
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
bartholomew!!! my dad’s new pup 🥺
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
delete cute might felt later
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
@LeftAtLondon ftm + mtf solidarity in this post
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
3 years
@stormryan5 t(he)y moment
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
6 years
binging the #PubDraw playlist because @babsdraws is teaching me more than art college. thanks for keeping me company since recovering from surgery, wish i could get out and be active but you’re keeping my mind stimulated !!!
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
3 years
@maxinevee when will they h*ld h*nds 😳
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
i have to come clean you guys. i’m not 5’10. my doctor has informed me that i’m only 5’9. i’m just as devastated as you. please pray for me in these trying times.
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
the three genders
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
hi i’m sorry but what the fuck is serial killer stan twitter
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
sneezed 🤧
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Lance, allegedly.
5 years
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
4 years
@CopsHateMoe looking for your comment and can’t find it 🧐
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@disastard
Lance, allegedly.
5 years
hey!! it’s that time again. drop a selfie and i’ll tell you what character/role/ genre / medium of a story you’re in!! i’ll do as many as i can, forgive me for any repeats.
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