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Tutor de Ciencias en Heisenberg Academics by 〽️ Corp. Scientia omnia rerum manet apud eum in saecula saeculi. Thou/Thee/Thy. (ReaL)

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@chinesegon Signing contracts and offers are legally binding. If they don’t realize it an easy win at court
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El noviazgo de Shakira se fue a Pique
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@marionumber4 I understand why Tim Pool never takes off the beanie 💀
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@cliff_ohio I’ve seen some people calling predator to a 19yo dude dating a 17yo. As if after turning 18 people morph into an adult like a pokemon or something
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@wolftivy Enlighten us with your vast neuroscience expertise bro
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@naiajamese @lara16521081 The reason she chose him was precisely body shame 💀
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@bbyube Yes, actually. Also install electrical outlets and lights 😆
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@penbbles One trip to walmart and its over 💀
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@AntsTweeting @unusual_whales We are already deep into recession
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@MosudaMania They pretend the searching but the reality is corps give the labor of two to every employee
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@_danielle_carr are they a simpson to leave it yellow?
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@highasswigga @gwsivan @DailyLoud You thought you did something
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@HoeFeelin For peace I’m cutting off both of them
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@miniapeur Sum of n consecutive odd numbers equal the square of n
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@War_Wilhelm @lporiginalg I’m starting to think none of you have ever seen a real woman 🗿
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@user_________01 This man is using a stress ball as a chewing gum 🤣🗿
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@Dostoevskyquot bro speedrunning philosophy 😭
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@sisoyerickparra @jinxed_1 Si abren el pdf usando word la conversion se hace automatica
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@ShitpostRock The answer is plane simple
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@spectatorindex Bruh, bubble is about to burst
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@ogchabzo @FearedBuck What are they gonna do, sue? 🗿
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@_parrisf They asking for workplace gossip
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@SG212yt @ShitpostGate It’s just a meme don’t take it too seriously
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@dayawrld Women ate the damn apple
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@qrimeCapital It was ‘priced’ at 550K, it was not worth it. People conflate price and worth a lot, I don’t blame them tho
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@angelface666exe @ghostfacewayne Don’t tell me that Apple got rid of USB ports to sell its customers an adapter 🥲
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@EggBabee @ShitpostGate Imma just keep living out of spite
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@hoesaintlaurel it has nothing to do with women I just love my cat
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@CramerTracker Of course; they cost like $10 to produce and they sell it for $199
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@cliff_ohio Even those who graduate HS with good grades in math burst in tears when those diff equations go brrr
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@squirtstain *checks calendar* *it's 1600*
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@bigdybbukenergy I am undetermined, need to go to L’Hospital
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Jodieron la pelicula de toy story con propaganda liberalista para complacer a adultos sin hijos 🤡
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@TechnoPip @kainsta929 @autistic_pirate @CooperCSGO @SafetPracic @169Sx Investor and well earned cash don't go in the same sentence
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@gimmickannoying God forbid Santa posts a Christmas related post
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@RicosRevengex Carlisle was a doctor
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@Coren26994826 @Robvinsk1 @Cyan0psia @CursedMedias Exactly. What they provide is worth more. Its our modern Library of Alexandria
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