Friney ☕️🌷
@dimplesticks
Followers
9,286
Following
2,559
Media
5,296
Statuses
42,681
🏡☕️ I am lovely af
United Kingdom
Joined February 2015
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Argentina
• 296988 Tweets
Ravens
• 205568 Tweets
Bills
• 114481 Tweets
Taylor Swift
• 105473 Tweets
Linkin Park
• 96944 Tweets
Dybala
• 90331 Tweets
Lamar
• 72227 Tweets
The Final Avatar
• 67701 Tweets
Mahomes
• 67508 Tweets
Julian
• 63956 Tweets
Chester
• 50380 Tweets
Kelce
• 43835 Tweets
Xavier Worthy
• 38613 Tweets
Emily Armstrong
• 35896 Tweets
National Anthem
• 33890 Tweets
Pacheco
• 31746 Tweets
De Paul
• 26393 Tweets
Derrick Henry
• 25061 Tweets
Vargas
• 24904 Tweets
SAROCHA X MODERN GURU
• 22087 Tweets
Lautaro
• 21214 Tweets
Mark Andrews
• 15227 Tweets
ちいかわ寿司
• 10585 Tweets
#NFLKickoff
• 10468 Tweets
Arias
• 10410 Tweets
Rashee Rice
• 10221 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Some will love you because they think you’re beautiful
Others will think you’re beautiful because they love you
The right ones will just love you,
beautifully
112
1K
2K
My husband shaved his head with me today because I’m going through chemo again and I cannot stop crying
313
121
3K
There was a sign at work that said, “NO MICROWAVING FISH” which is crazy because I can’t think of anything cuter than a teeny tiny fish waving
93
364
3K
I am trying a new chemo tomorrow and I am petrified. Please send me anything that might help , prayers, jokes, animal vids. I need it all please. 💕
612
67
2K
I find it hard to write this but 6 months ago I was given a diagnosis that meant I might not see new year.
I’m still here, I’m still scared, but I’m still hopeful.
Whatever your struggle, keep going my friends.
148
122
2K
*British sex*
Her: Hurt me!
Him: Tea is disgusting
Her: Too far, Philip!
36
371
1K
A DM room for dads but all they do is discuss thermostat settings
91
274
1K
I love doing resistance exercises, like right now I should be exercising but I’m resisting
18
267
1K
It hasn’t quite sunk in…
I need someone to shake me and be like ,
“FRIN! You just finished 6rounds of chemo and you fucken smashed it!!!!!”
132
50
1K
If I say to my hubs, “I’m not grumpy” he will without fail say “well which dwarf are you then?” And that’s probably how he’s gonna die
31
136
1K
Since starting cancer treatment I’ve felt unrecognisable.
My hair is brittle and falling out and my face was covered in a rash.
But here, you lovely fellow tweeters, still recognise me, still see me and hear me. Reminding me I’m still in here somewhere.
I thank you for that.
139
59
1K
We are burying my dad today.
I’ve never had more thoughts in my head with so few words to express them
Please spare a prayer for him
231
27
934
Me to me:
-I’ll vacuum before I pick up the kids
-But they’ll make a mess
-Ok, so vacuum after they go to bed
-But that’s noisy
-So vacuum in the morning
-WHEN do I have time to vacuum in the morning?
-Fine!Vacuum before you pick up the kids!
-But..
-BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!
35
355
922
My young, (full of hormones) friend proudly told me he had sex 3 times last night and he wasn’t impressed when I , (long time married) asked him , “What did you do wrong the first 2 times?”
36
117
785
I hope you have someone that makes you laugh harder than you’ve ever cried
18
192
758
I’m getting my first round of chemo today so please send me all the happy/funny/cute things. Tweets are welcome but I can’t guarantee likes/rts bc I might feel yucky
209
58
758
It’s taken me a couple of weeks but I’ve finally decided I’m gonna stop overthinking.
29
269
710
I wore mascara today
That sounds like no big deal but having lost most of them during chemo and not being able to wear mascara for nearly 2 years because of my meds it was a strange little part of my day and it made me smile a little
44
27
724
[Every time I’m listening to my 80’s playlist]
6yo: is this guy dead?
6yo: is THIS guy dead?
6yo: how dead is this guy?
Me: *just sobbing quietly into my tea*
30
159
703
Overheard:
5yo : you think I’m ugly
6yo: a little bit yes, but mostly no
6
179
686
I love how the Americans all get together to celebrate Will Smith beating the aliens
17
173
674
I’m losing my hair again because of cranial radiotherapy and quite frankly if anyone referred to me as G I Jane I’d be like “hells yeah bc I’m a freaking badass and I still look cute as hell!”
60
39
596
All parents have a favourite child
Good parents pretend they don’t
Great parents at least make it one of their own
14
175
587
My dinosaur expert child just schooled me
Me: What’s the difference between the diplodocus and the brachiosaurus?
5yo: They have different names
30
99
547
I am more than a diagnosis
I’m not a wife with cancer
I’m a wife
I’m not a mum with cancer
I’m a mum
I’m not a friend with cancer
I’m your friend
I will not let it define me
23
59
533
I like men with glasses because once they come off everything is a little blurry and I’m very okay with that
29
122
532
I have 118 internet browser tabs open and I need every single one of them
45
106
514
6yo : hey mum, if you eat candy floss on the beach it’s called sandyfloss
Me:
6yo: ...you can tweet that
8
112
476
If anyone is wondering what it’s like to have kids, my 5yo woke me up in the middle of the night to ask if water is waterproof
17
161
479
A lot of you know about my journey with Cancer. Well, things are coming to a head and I have no idea how long bc I don’t ask but it’s not a long time left for me. I have usually been relatively private only sharing with my closest.
95
12
485
My treatment has taken a toll on my face and hair. For a long time I couldn’t stand to look at myself in the mirror.
But my children still kiss me and hug me like I’m no different. It humbles me every, single time.
If only we all saw people with our hearts instead of our eyes.
37
69
460
When I eat cereal, if there is milk left at the bottom, instead of drinking it I just keep adding more cereal till there’s no milk left and don’t lie, I know you do it too!
64
75
450
Question: if I’m trying to sell my house, is it advisable to remove ALL the dead bodies?
150
101
444
I’m starting to wonder if my husband never picks up his crap just so he can see me bending over more often
35
111
424
My son just exclaimed , “ALL BABIES START OFF AS POTATOES!” with such self assurance that my own belief system is shook
19
107
440
My 9yo just said , “if you’re sad and I’m home, just come hug me…if I’m at school you can totally tell them you need to pick me up early!”
15
41
444
I used to wonder why the world was so cynical.
I get it now.
It’s harder to be hopeful, it takes courage and faith.
Be brave my friends, and I’ll be brave with you.
21
164
389
I don't wanna see your dick. I want videos of you pressure washing stuff.
37
94
376
Just to throw people off , sometimes I say “I’m fine” when I’m actually fine
13
116
396
Why is it that my kids won’t eat the crust on their pizza but will cry if there are no breadsticks in the house?
21
89
339
My kid teaching me French:
9yo: un
Me: un
9: deux
Me: deux
9: twat
Me:
28
86
359
My favourite yoga position is the one on the couch with one hand on a drink and the other hand on the remote
13
106
342
I baked a cake for hubs bday and my 6yo told me to decorate it with a giant ‘D’ because daddy is the biggest D she knows and who am I to argue ?!
11
62
336
Me: My sister is pregnant
Him: Does she know the sex?
Me: I’m pretty sure that’s how she got pregnant
9
90
345
If you can be someone’s shelter when they’re riding out an internal storm you have no idea how important you are
7
148
336
I prefer older guys because as soon as they take off their glasses they prefer older women too
29
67
316
Getting bad news when you have cancer can make you want to fall apart
But I remind myself that the way I lived my life before that phonecall hasn’t changed
All I can do is keep on living as best I can, for as long as I can
63
19
340
5 year old : Mum, am I allowed to say the “J” word?
Me: What’s the “J” word?
5: I can’t say it in case I can’t say it
Me: Spell it?
5: It starts with “J” and ends with “Z”
Me: *horrified* Where did you learn that?
5: YOU!!! You’re always walking around goin, “Oh Jeez!”
23
72
319
Have you ever noticed, when you stop checking on people, who checks on you?
29
82
313
All the good mugs are in the dishwasher so I have to drink my morning tea out of an okay mug and quite frankly I’m worried it’s setting me up for a rubbish day
19
38
329
I’ve been told since the beginning, chemo won’t cure me.
So when others may rightly celebrate the achievement of one more chemo session down, to me, each one is a countdown.
I am so grateful for the time I have, but it doesn’t stop my heart silently breaking every day.
43
12
315
It’s ok to cry.
Sometimes it’s the only way to put out the fire in your heart
5
116
305
I thought I was just bad at adulting, but I’m starting to wonder if I’m just bad at human-ing
24
93
303
You’re allowed to make yourself your priority without feeling guilty
7
109
298
One of my biggest fears is going to America and asking for a biscuit only to be presented with some weird scone type thing and gravy
49
62
283
It saddens me that so many people struggle with what value they add to the world.
Quietly sitting next to my child comforts them.
A small kindness to an animal matters.
A smile to a stranger lifts them.
You add value, you just have the wrong definition.
10
108
285
Second round of chemo is in and I am so tired after , I think my muscles packed up and left my bones to fend for themselves
75
10
275
Sometimes it’s easier opening up to strangers
Sometimes those strangers become your friends
Sometimes those friends become your lifeline
I’m grateful for all you beautiful strangers
21
114
262
Waffles are pancakes that got drunk and slept on the bathroom tiles
7
85
271
Coffee: I’m hot, rich, I make her feel alive but she just doesn’t love me like she loves you
Tea: I’m sorry man, she’s into some weird stuff...she...squeezes my bags and she’s...she’s a dunker
4
86
264
Why would you ask for nudes when I’m showing you my soul?
16
97
252
I get scan results today and I am terrified but also I was told I’m already living on borrowed time so what am I scared of hearing?!
I guess I just love my little world too much and I’m scared bc i’m not ready to say goodbye
66
9
265
Spending all day reading other people’s thoughts so I don’t have to hear my own
10
88
254
You cannot see the air you breathe
You trust it
You cannot observe gravity all around
You trust it
You cannot see your wonderful, your shine, your worth. I can.
You can trust me
16
85
254
I promise I will go down on you every 👏 single 👏 time 👏
Sincerely,
Your socks
11
96
248
Don’t make important decisions when you’re sleepy, grumpy, horny or hungry
When you are any of the other dwarves you’re fine
9
93
246
Me: I’m smart!
Also me: That is the weirdest looking otter I’ve ever seen!
Hubs: That’s because it’s a seal
8
70
249
In case you need reminding, the dark times don’t last forever
12
94
247
So today the nurse drawing my blood said, “it feels better with no glove on”...
...and I swear it took every ounce of my being!
21
63
248
I’m starting to think I should quit Twitter and go back to Angry birds
30
66
236
Please stop trying so hard to fit in
The fact that you stand out is what makes you incredible
9
108
250
I don’t often tell the world my deeper and more personal thoughts , but he truly deserves it. He is an exceptional person, and I don’t have the words to explain how much I love him. And today is our Happy Wedding Anniversary 💕
20
4
245
I was told my cancer is a case of “not if, but when”.
Funny thing about death, it’s always “not if, but when”.
I just got a heads up, that’s all.
47
27
244
My hubs is mad at me because the first time he tried to put his work pants on after lockdown I starting singing ‘Eye of the Tiger’
17
65
228
You know you’re getting old when you bend down to get something and you see if there are any other jobs you can get done while you’re down there
12
75
231
Those rare, beautiful souls that even when they leave, their light stays with you
8
110
239
My husband got a kidney stone on my birthday, I can’t believe he still doesn’t know my birthstone! 🙄
13
60
218
Parenting be like:
Me: here’s a bowl of sugar, with some sugar on the side and a sprinkle of sugar
Kids: okay but can I add Nutella?
9
59
233
• Write a to-do list
• Get to-do list induced anxiety
• Take a nap
-Me, being productive
2
89
224
Why is the sleep I get after my alarm goes off in the morning so much better than the sleep I try to get all night long!?
9
48
229
5yo: Eating an apple is like getting naked
Me [Eyes widen]: Huh?
5: The skin is like clothes, then you eat the flesh and if you go too far you get to the seeds, which are like kidneys!
Me: *Mouths* DAFUQ??? [ Googles child psychologists ]
11
58
219
It has come to my attention, some of you are not very nice.
19
66
218
I refuse to be a slave to my phone
*she typed into her phone*
6
80
214
Before you even know it, some people will just carve their place in your hearts and stay forever
4
92
215
I always forget about the castling move in chess.
It’s a rookie mistake.
12
68
212
If people on Twitter are constantly as naked as they allege to be, their heating bills must be through the roof
23
59
200
I love wearing my face mask because I can finally let my moustache reach its full potential
16
76
220
Pro tip: when your child presents you with a piece of their artwork the correct response is never , “What is it?”
I know this now.
14
55
205
*Elton John puts crying baby in bassinet
Me: It’s still crying
EJ: You are supposed to rocket man
4
77
207