Derry Not Dairy
@derrytweets
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Former fundraiser, entertainment director and current writer. Love a sick sense of humor and sarcasm. Pomeranians are my other kids. No DM’s! 🌊
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After 21 years married, I’ve asked my husband for a divorce. I feel happy and excited about a new chapter!
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@sjreal
You’re so off course with your guesses as to why I might do something I can’t help but presume your single. I don’t owe you an explanation. Goodnight.
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Who knew my divorce post would garner me so many new friends, likes and support? Very grateful to you all.
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@Mhurst1Mitzi
Oh Mitzi, I do understand. Our marriage “broke” 13 years ago when he broke my trust and it just couldn’t be repaired. When I could say the word divorce out loud to myself, I was finally ready. Thinking of you 🌺
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@RicheleRichele1
I’m so sorry to hear this. That happened to my best friend as well. I’ve protected myself because even the nicest guys can turn.
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@MeidasTouch
Because of my prompting, for the first time ever, my 59 year old husband will vote.
#Biden
-Harris
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@BettyBuckley
I do not comprehend how she was allowed into the chambers after setting off the metal detector and kept on walking without a search. Am I the only one feeling unsettled???
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Seriously, who came up with this term?
I don't think there's a more dehumanizing phrase than "host body."
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I couldn’t agree more!
There are ZERO laws that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body.
There shouldn't be any laws that govern the female body.
FULL STOP.
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@AnneStClair1
If I could edit my post, I’d change the phrasing! I delivered the news, didn’t ask 🤣. Hearing how happy you are confirms I’m going to find my happy again, too.
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@PattyArquette
Hilary was correct- they ARE deplorable through and through, time and time again.
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@Becky69Clarke
@hipmom56
I’m really happy alone. Leaving a marriage doesn’t mean I want another and thankfully my happiness doesn’t depend on that. Hope you find what will fulfill you.
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Can’t wait!
I don't know about you guys, but I'm anxious to see how bad those phone records are that would make Kevin McCarthy threaten folks for giving them up.
I'm guessing they're REALLY bad.
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@CharlsonGaines
Thank you for your wonderful words. My soon to be ex said he felt like a failure. I disagreed and said the only failure is if we can’t remain friends after 21 years together. And meant it.
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@RobAnderson2018
I despise the way we women have to be on our toes and alter our routines due to dangerous men. Watch where you walk, park, drive, sit, shop. Enough!
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Bingo
I've never seen so many Americans "heartbroken" about a terrorist attack on the Afghanistan capitol who still don't care about a terrorist attack on the American capitol.
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@BetteMidler
Bette, the Spanish translation infuriates me after all the things this administration has done at the border, not done in Puerto Rico and the racist things said about anyone brown. These hypocrites should be LOCKED UP!
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@a_standal
@DeaconBlues0
@Amy_Siskind
I still don’t understand why they didn’t do that to the subpoena dodgers last time.
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@Janaluwho
I sincerely appreciate your support, my friend! My smile and gusto have returned. I do believe my ex even seems to smile more and that makes me incredibly happy.
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Divorce Update: I’m maintaining my positive attitude despite the ex selfishly dismissing my wishes (part of how we got here). I breathe, get support of friends and walk away when angry. Working so far…….
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@JRehling
@Jim_Jordan
I’m reminded of the scene in Airplane! when passengers lined up to smack another passenger. I’m the old lady with the bat!
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@KatMeanJean
An accumulation of issues that turned a good marriage into an unhappy one, despite lots of therapy and our best efforts. He’s a good man and he also deserves more joy in his final chapter.
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Today divorce papers were filed. I feel lighter, hopeful and grateful. I wish him well and hope he finds his smile. Mine is ear to ear! May the details of the divorce be seamless 🤞
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@DanMurphy2018
@Kevswatching
Funny thing is they don’t realize that they actually want what the Democrats are offering. Healthcare, minimum wage increases, social services and getting back to normal by beating Covid.
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@Wizards_Lady
We both gave it our all, including lots of therapy. We will remain great friends, I hope.
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@farfnme
@Unauthorizedbe1
Actually, it did go down like that but his objections were overruled. I hit the “you’re like a brother to me” place. No coming back from there!
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@CharlesFracchi1
@Unauthorizedbe1
Not at all. Any divorce has shades of sadness. We truly had a great run! I only consider us a failure if we cannot remain friendly. I will always love the father of my children.
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So far my goal of a kind divorce after 21 years married is going smoothly. May it stay this way! I’m still very happy about my decision and excited about my future.
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Love this - so accurate!
Can’t help but notice how many people who complained about not understanding their kid’s math homework turned into infectious disease experts and military strategists over the last year and a half.
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@ShahidForChange
@JStein_WaPo
Another man threatened by a powerful woman. So tired of this shit.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Hey Jr - let’s have Biden challenge your dad to a bike ride, walk the ramp, drink a bottle of water contest.
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@novvvuh
@mardavarhay
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@hipmom56
When we met, he had a bankruptcy and bad credit. We bought our first house mostly with the money I made. This isn’t about boredom and the decision is an accumulation of reasons. You sound bitter.
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@JPS857
The kids are the best support of all - they just want us both to be happy. Too long seeing us without smiles, joy & love.
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@janet60286241
My husband’s two sisters are cold, awful people. After 10 years I decided I was done. Haven’t spoken to them in years and it’s been great. Also I negotiated a pact with hubby. They can visit anytime as long as I can leave. Vacation for me!!!
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@erikweinberger
@funder
Our state provides up to date information and I’m glad the mask mandate is back in place (wish it had stayed that way). Florida is avoiding releasing factual data while discouraging masks. I’ll stay in California.
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@pcbrynn
@MysterySolvent
Submit as evidence of Trump’s premeditated encouragement of the attack!
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@LindseyGrahamSC
SO predictable. 1. The Immigrants are coming!!! 2. The deficit is out of control!!! 3. America is run by socialists!!!
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@CaslerNoel
If I was there, I’d be tempted to reduce her to nothing. But, I’d be in such awe of my son for behaving in a mature, non-reactive way I might follow his lead. Hard to say as I’m sitting on my couch with my hands in a fist!
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@Mel_Batoste
@MysterySolvent
Standing ovation from the Fox audience. Only Pete could do that’
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@kimguilfoyle
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Hi. My name is Derry. We haven’t met. So you cannot measure my level of enthusiasm of Mr. Biden replacing the racist Trump. It’s immeasurable!!!!!!
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Covid finally caught me and I am 3x vaxxed. Sore throat, headache, fatigued. No one symptom is unbearable. Thankful for scientists and the vaccines.
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@Jim_Jordan
No, Gym, they’re not. They’ve been lied to, misdirected by Trump. They are dying for their loyalty. Shame on you for being a culprit.
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@hnlcorrie
@OperationMAGA
Compassion, love, kindness, a desire to protect, decency. YES. I want this model for my children.
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@RaRaAvisPress
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@FLOTUS
“Use my trademarked out of China voting machines instead” - Ivanka
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
@realDonaldTrump
There’s bigger fish to fry (Putin) so I am NOT impressed by statue toppling arrests.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
The vaccines will be found and those who are responsible for losing/selling it will be held accountable. Jared?
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@chaos_mischief
Whoa - that’s a heck of a story! My ex refused to take care of himself despite my concern. Honestly, I fear a similar situation.
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@vaxxedkiwibrit
Wow, every minute counts, doesn’t it? So sorry for your loss and yay you for grabbing life by the balls!
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@Rschooley
I hope this long wait wraps up with grandiose, dramatic arrests - televised - during session.
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@KylaInTheBurgh
@KristinMink_
He’s also sitting in his too-tight underwear, wearing stretched out black socks with pizza grease on his chest.
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@snarkenfurkel
Broken trust. Can you fix us? Got some special talent we haven’t tried? Replacing him is not even on my mind and it’s not essential that I do. I like me, my own company and my circle of support.
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@mtgreenee
Here’s the difference, Madge. Words vs actions. YOU helped to incite the attack on congress with your words.
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@MeidasTouch
@JoeBiden
My husband is 59 years old and has never voted. He’s now registered and going with me in person to vote Democrat all the way.
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