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sorry boss I can’t come to work today I’m still tippin
frank ocean’s kitchen drawer
Joined August 2012
@anisataylivia here come all the residents of little Istanbul in my mentions trying to convince me that Americans wouldn’t just go to an American doctor if they were actually as cheap as the Turkish ones 🙄😒
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@lemonade_grrrl imagine choosing to be tall but only because you’re trying really hard to appeal to women
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@BayouBikeyBoi The problem with Houston prioritizing car travel over anything else is that places like Discovery Green where parking is a challenge aren’t as popular as they should be because there’s no easy way to get there and not enough investment made in alternative transportation options.
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@leftyforthelord @TheBankerAcca @lucyqrow @AshleyShyMiller you’re the one who need to bfr because this is what happens when Coldplay goes on a world tour 👇
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@leftyforthelord @TheBankerAcca @lucyqrow @AshleyShyMiller look I’m sorry but racism still exists Beyoncé is ignored or outright hated by most people on 3 of the 7 continents
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@AshleyShyMiller To this day Coldplay still puts up Michael Jackson and Taylor Swift numbers in foreign countries but America never caught on for some reason.
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@bcolibe found out the hard way vhs tapes do have a shelf life and half my disney masterpiece collection is all static now
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@koresdiary @punishednuz if we gave them silver hair and purple eyes you’d eat it right up like the slop lover you are
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@Suprdee2 calling Apple TV+ hell is kinda funny though because they are pretty much the only streaming service that appears to hold any reverence or respect for its own catalogue
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