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“it sure as fucking shit doesn’t say shiv” top 5 cuntiest things kendall roy ever said he gagged everyone and he deserved to
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somewhere kendall roy is screaming crying and throwing the fuck up
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disclaimer i say this as someone who would lay down my life for siobhan roy but the truth must be told
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dating history:
-bad bitch i fumbled
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one thing ab me is that i’m always thinking about big brother kendall. calling ur daughter a coward till she cries? big man / don’t fucking touch him / shivvy honey / you fucking watch it tom…. things i will never recover from actually it’s so personal 2 me
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remember when an actual prime minister of this country went for a swim and never came back and it's treated as a boring historical fact
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yeah sorry i can’t hang today the succession frame by frame account is posting the summer palace scene and i have to stare at a wall for six hours
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someone better already be in a cameraman training camp preparing to show me the high def brian cox reaction to jeremy strong winning that emmy on january 15
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u literally have to be god’s bravest soldier to rewatch the last few eps of succ s3…. kendall’s birthday, pool, logan kendall scene, shiv and caroline, supermajority….like how many times can you watch your girls lose before it’s simply TOO MUCH!
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the board when kendall lost the vote
you’re our hottest employee but unfortunately we are gonna have to let you go
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kendall roy really represented depressed bitches everywhere when he did his dead eyed lobotomycore treadmill run listening to lcd soundsystem in the s2 finale. like switch the yacht to a planet fitness and it’s almost too real
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the stewy man kisser allegations came so out of left field that i think we as a society forgot ‘grilled cheese with a sucked dick’ is such a fucking crazy thing to say….kendall roy the poet that you are
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his worst crime is what he did to her and this includes vehicular manslaughter actually
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new zealand got marriage equality and
@lordemusic
this year meanwhile we're gonna get tony abbott ARE THEY FINALLY STARTING TO BETTER US
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it’s so funny that on a million other succession questions jesse armstrong said idk that’s for u to decide!!!! on kendall being the
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boy? he said sit down be quiet and let me tell you in explicit detail exactly what the fuck is up
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isn’t it so crazy that jesse armstrong told taylor swift the entire plot of succession in 2017 so she could write and release call it what you want about kenstewy
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thinking about how kendall followed stewy to the bathroom to watch him rail lines even though he had no intention of doing one himself…..like what was the reason…he didn’t need a chaperone…..
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how many minutes do u think stewy workshopped his ‘dead in the water’ joke for to make sure he delivered it in the absolute cuntiest way possible. like ik he cancelled calls to focus up on that and he DELIVERED
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my boyfriend and I got each other....the exact...same........Christmas present
http://t.co/x8fuPIVik4
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@princekendalll
sometimes a bitch is tired and full of existential dread and he’s so relatable for that
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stewy hosseini is such good rep for the down bad for unavailable bitches community…..like you can be in a decades long life ruining situationship with ur best friend AND be a certified super rich hot person with an equally hot gf? positive role models are so important
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iktr (don’t perceive them)
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'tap and go' sounds less like a convenient payment option and more like casual sex
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me every time i watch an episode of succession: this is objectively the best episode of succession
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the cosmos shifted here (stewy didn’t see his friend for 2.5 weeks)
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kendall is so out of pocket for asking karolina to contact his drug dealer in 2x01 like my guy that is a c-suite level executive ur talking to…..he’s so unbearable (i would die for him)
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me: i’m so busy today i feel a genuine anxiety about my to do list
me: so do u think kendall roy is meant to canonically dye his hair that dark or are we as the audience meant to believe he is a 40yr old man with not one grey follicle on his head
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My dads favourite show of all time is the newsroom and he just saw Dev Patel on our plane and they're chatting? This trip is so good already
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living+ slander when it’s the ep that gave us kendall writing
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what’s sooo crazy is that right after this kendall heroically avoids running off the road and uses this scare as a means to begin meaningful addiction recovery, fix his familial relationships and ultimately fulfil his destiny! no need to post the rest of the show thanks
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the smallest three apples tallest grieving girl in the world yet still astronomically serving oh shiv roy the woman that you are
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if my tutors are gonna insist on evaluations every second lesson i am going to subtly defy them
http://t.co/nxBWP8swII
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t shirt game was strong today. bags under eyes game is even stronger now hence no real time photo
http://t.co/8qf9TNyTqD
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it's my grandma's 89th birthday dinner tonight i dressed up and everything
http://t.co/1k4OEYw4mM
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a song written by the 1975, fall out boy and one direction...is anyone really keen for a combo of moody synths, 2005 and cowbell though????
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@Real_Liam_Payne
i don't understand why you're tweeting when the freedom of speech law is yet to be reinstated...........
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this was literally my villain origin story like i was so betrayed i made a tiktok
okay but when i sue HBO for dropping this picture of Stewy at Logan’s funeral the day before Succession Sunday when he was nowhere to be found in the actual episode, they will be paying one way or another
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my family are doing impressions of each other. my dad: I'M BELLA I'M STILL REALLY INDIE I SWEAR I JUST LOVE LOVELY LOUIS FROM ONE DIRECTION
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"dress code: enough effort that a stranger would kiss you but it's okay if you vomit on your clothes." i tried.
http://t.co/Rl8zQKaLYr
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this is a very boring shift but we KEEP SMILING that's literally a directive i have been given
http://t.co/oY2mXLj2gw
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the "I ate too much food and am slightly queasy and now need to wear a crop top" face
http://t.co/MGTlGjGo20
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I have been napping all night so I look dead but this is my last pic of me on my phone
http://t.co/7zvR6neYz8
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and I picked up and said "hey daddy" and I think my boss choked on his own tongue between five to seven times in a microsecond
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sarah snook back on tv serving as always oh i prayed for times like these
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SEMESTER ONE IS DONE, GOING TO SHANGHAI FOR SIX WEEKS IN TWO DAYS, MONTH OF HD FOOTBALL IS IN SWING, LIFE IS OK HEY
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Me: interviewing for a job where they prefer American English
Me: don't sound Aussie don't sound Aussie
Me: "No worries"
Me: fuck
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America is wild, I ordered a burger and the girl was like do u want cheese, I said yea, she's like which one?? THERE WERE 6 CHEESE CHOICES
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musicians who ask for you to shine ur iphone torch at their show do you think i have that kind of battery to waste mate
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my family are celebrating the golden child tonight, that is not me but my hair looks good up today so eh
http://t.co/aoScJHshdI
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today I got a job at apple and a mayonnaise stain on my dress 1/2 ain't bad 🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏
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accidentally manifesting the horrors about to befall you all by yourself handsome?
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u would think they would know my fave by now but i still appreciate the sentiment
http://t.co/I5DjAImOsH
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kendall roy ass headline i fear
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this dude I'm talking to is called lewis and I can't use his name because it makes me feel like a 2012
#directioner
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someone at iTunes is getting restored 2 factory settings imminently
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in which nineteen year old superstar harry styles calls his own shirt a blouse
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WHY ARE ALL YOUR DUMBASS ACCOUNTS LOCKED YOU'RE FUNNY AS FUCK I WANT TO RETWEET UR BULLSHIT
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there should be a government PSA on the effects of binge drinking that's just these 2 photos on billboards
http://t.co/Y5KNiLb6Iw
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