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Kudadake we rise again ๐ญ๐ญif you can see this tweet follow me we grow againโค๏ธ
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Dear M-KOPA
Ex wangu ametoa tracker kwa simu yenu. We're fixing this country!
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Kila interview ati Price of Unga...kwani Zakayo hudhani kila mtu ni Mluhya?๐ค
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Nilipigwa ban ya one week juu ya kusema ruto akufe๐ i don't trust Elon anymore
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Me tu R Gachagua
"Nimeendea ile pesa yangu serikali hutumia vile unataka"
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After dating whatever you are dating find yourself a man from MERU๐
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I wish July surprises me with five new girlfriends ๐
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Ni dem wangu pekee hajapata periods ama kuna delay countrywide?๐
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Madem hizi mfuko ukuwa kwa trousers zenyu ni za kazi gani na hamnanga pesa?๐ค
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Huku kmtc mambo imechemka๐na ndio tunategemea,chamani fug tem๐ฉ๐
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Unapiga luku unapata daro yako imebounce inabidi tu umeingia daro ya mafresher ๐
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Mabitches kila corner ni kama mungu aliniumba nikiwa umbwa๐คค
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Her:Nikikupea usiende kutangaza
Me:But jesus said 'go tell the world what u have seen'
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Huku Ushago ni chai after chai after chai๐Ukiamka tu hivi kuna chai ya kungoja chai iive....Then kuna chai ya kukunywa after chai which is served with nduma or ngwashe.Ata ukiumwa na kichwa unapewa chai.Mkiboeka tu ivi kidogo mnakunywa chai๐
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Ukipata ukimwi weka ring kwa mapua kama wenzako hatutaki confusion ๐
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First sign of a useless boyfriend is carrying a bluetooth speaker around.
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Ukienda kununua Gillette kwa supermarket, lazima ushike shike ndevu ndio wasikushuku๐๐Pole kwa wenye hawana๐คญ
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Avoid visiting your fiance with your friend, one day your friend will visit him alone
The enemy of a woman is another woman๐
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Unajipaka makeup for 2 hours na sisi tunataka kuona haga ๐
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Kama hauna pesa kubali tu hauna pesa acha kudanganya ati wacha nione kitu nitafanya na akuna chenye unaeza fanya๐
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Having s*x is soo romantic but avoid shouting names like JESUS, OOH MY GOD, HOLY MARY...dear friend you are calling for punishment
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Nikiwa single hamnitext,nikishapata mnanitext hadi nashikwa๐Maumbwa nyinyi!!
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Instead of hiding your phone from your partner, why don't you just go and be with the person you secretly talk to..
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Mosquito net yangu iko karibu kuisha juu ya kushinda nimekata kipande ya kutumia kama kagunia ka kuoga na ya kuosha vyombo,mbu zinakujanga sherehe usiku zikicheka.
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Wale wamama walikua wananikiss nikiwa mdogo kwani mlikua mnataka kunitumia alafu mniache
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"I will love you nomata what" amekataa kwenda choo na gazette๐
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Sometimes you need a sex partner not a relationship
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Ukifungia malaya na pastor kwa room moja hadi asubuhi nani atabadilika?
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Account imeenda pals๐ญ๐ญnani akona appeal moja safi
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What is the full meaning of
a.m & p.m
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Aki wambui, I'm sorry, nirudishie ata kama ni mattress pekee natoka night shift napata hivi๐
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Lakini wakale wanakiss aje am just anxious ๐
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Wtf yaani mzae ameeka dem yangu dp๐ญ๐ญ
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Kama dem yako hajawai kuchukulia loan huyo hakupendi vizuri ๐ค๐
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Girls urination sounds
Primary-(tshiiiiiii...tshiiii)
Form 1-2(tsaaaaaatsaaa)
Form 3-4(waaaaaaah)
Campus (Hoooooooo)๐
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Kuna mjaluo ametoa simu exam room kudhani anaibia kumbe anafuatilia story za Azimio,wtf is that waste of sin๐ฎ
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Sometimes me huona badala ya polio nilidungwa viagra๐๐
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Sikuizi Kila dem nakatia ako na mtoi sijui nimerogwa๐
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Marry a man who is older than you so that by the time you're loosing your beauty, he is also loosing his eyesight
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Dear future wife for my house no makeup, no eyelashes,no mini-skirt, no TikTok, no Whatsapp only Facebook staki Magen Z kwangu
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Kumbe inatoanga maji mingi ivo??Waaah! akh hii tap
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Nduru za nje zinasema Jacob Juma alifake kifo yake, but i can't relate buanaa๐ค
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Kwani Ruto kuna watu amelipa? Hii ni kitu ya kufanya acc iende kweli?โน๏ธsawa tu๐๐
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Biology teacher said sperms have sugary
taste Sharon at the corner shouted uongoo๐
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Mimi naye ukiniomba keja ujue shot za kwanza tatu ni zangu
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Acha niweke hii avi mnikumbuke๐ญโค๏ธ
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Which app is best to download and watch movies and series for free apart from moviebox???
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Hawa marichkid wako na ufala nimeguruma tumbo karibu na kitoto fulani cha cousin yangu kikaniambia"uncle nifunze kufanya ivo"๐๐
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Imgne ukiwa club Garrisa alafu mc aseme dj bunduki tuwamalize sasa๐
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After a Lady has eaten like 3 meats in the kitchen..she'll now put 2 for you and only 1 for herself and be forming "I don't eat much๐๐ค
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Kama si kairo na hanifa sai ningekuwa napindua Charlene Ruto namwambia ainame nimpee chuma ya doshi
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Ukitolewa line ya recruitment walikuambia nini? ๐
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Hujainotice hiyo forehead yako inawezakusaidia kuvuta sigara kwa mvua๐ฎ
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๐ช๐ต๐ฒ๐ป ๐ฎ ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ถ๐ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐๐ฎ๐ฏ๐น๐ฒ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐'๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐ถ๐น๐น ๐ธ๐ป๐ผ๐ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป ๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐*๐
๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ป ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป.
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I saw this in my cousin room, and she said its a rechargeable hammer๐
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"Tutaweka billioni hamsini kwa hawa Bodaboda na Mama Mboga hawa., tutawatoa kwa CRB na fuliza..Si namna hiyo?Ama namna gani... Hiyo pesa itakuwa bila interest si namna hiyo wangwana? Acha nione kwa mikono..mikono..mikono mikono๐๐. salaaale.. kumbe nyinyi ni watu wangwana.."
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Do President's wife moan ๐ค relax i will confirm this tomorrow
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Namwita sleep over ,,ghasia anakuja na mtoto kwani kwangu ni clinic๐
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