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Unazurura na mzigo tao si upeane kwa luggage bay ya supermarket upewe number utachukua jioni. 😂😂😂.
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Kama unaitwa Mercy na tulipatana Quiver Lounge. Kujia documents zako. Sifanyi kwa County mimi.
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Kuna outbreak ya photographers apo apo karibu na Afya Centre along Tom Mboya St.
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Yaani dem Lele akona dem mrembo kuliko majamaa huku nje 🙆♂️😂😂. Check the video in comments 👇
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If you want to be hated by mother-in-law, be unemployed and marry their bread winner. 😂😂.
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ukioa single mother one month in the marriage ndo utaelewa mbona baby daddy alimwacha hata after kuzaa na yeye.
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Ndo ananipikia supper my guys, love is a beautiful thing 😁😁
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This generation can drink alcohol until 5am and still make it for work by 6am.
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A man will easily give up on a beautiful lady but not Manchester United.
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@maliks_88 Yaani kuna jamaa wanamkinga afadhali mawe imgonge lakini isiguzi governor bana. Modern day slavery and stupidity.
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What is the fastest way to calm a woman when she is angry ?.
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Kazi ya hizi kokoto along the railway lines hukua za kazi yani?
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Nikikuja kwako ufungue maziwa na meno ujue hiyo chai utakunywa peke yako 😂😂.
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Ni mbaya mtu kukula direct kutoka kwa sufuria kama unaishi peke yake ndo usichafue vyombo?.
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Huku mjengo mimi ndo nawaelezea venye mambo yalikua jana Senate.
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@Kenyans I think this was well planned. Angemaliza number one watu wangesema alimaliza Kiptum ndo a win.
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After breakup what happens to the beautiful videos and pictures you took together?.
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@Kenyans Jamaa ameguzwa ndevu alafu anapocket. Hii strategy ya kupocket has helped many guys to escape embarrassment 😂😂.
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Smashing your girlfriend at 3am feels illegal but it's not.
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@premierleague Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC .Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC .Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC .Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC .Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC .Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC .Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC .Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC.Chelsea FC.
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@MRSMuruguu They are not our leader, they don't speak for us. Who are they? Wewe ni milaya.
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The last thing remaining is deferring my studies. I'll appreciate any support. You can support me through financial support, by tagging anyone who may be willing to offer support, or even retweeting. Thank you all. 🙏. Below is the fee structure for the remaining semesters.
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@MarthaKarua You could not even defeat President Ruto in your own polling station 😂😂 bure kabisa.
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@ahmednasirlaw Jamaa ameguzwa ndevu alafu anapocket. Hii strategy ya kupocket has helped many guys to escape embarrassment moreso in public. 😂😂.
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Mmesema maandamano ya kesho tunakula lunch wapi? Statehouse ama Weston ama kwa kibanda?.
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Alisson Becker during the game of Liverpool vs Manchester United. 😂😂
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I saw a group of fine Luo ladies nikawasho Akinyi ni wasupuu.
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we don't care about your C+ and above ukona pesa ama huna thats what matters.
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Landlord wenu amewapea deadline ya kulipa rent date gani mwisho?.
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Kuomba keja ni ngori,,, dem amewai kuja akasema anataka kunifanyia usafi,,, alifua nguo zote za uyo morio 😂😂😂😂.
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The mother of my children preparing breakfast, guys find love and marry while young ❤️
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nmepitia huku Langata Cemetery nikapata nyanya zimeiva vizuri sana, mimi sasa hakuna kununua nyanya mbaka December.
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Throwback to Reece James' incredible performance at the Bernabeu last season. Chelsea went out of the UCL after nearly pulling off an incredible comeback. The Madrid players were quick to praise Reece James though Benzema even asked for his shirt. The best in his position…
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