@junhuilvrr
honestly pretty normal in terms of how jaemin (and haechan) will try to kiss everyone in sight 😭 but markmin do seem to have established a habit of being gay on american soil lmaooo
@weirdbeingg
@n0vvv
ppl betraying their internalized misogyny by assuming that others would assume the man is the author so they feel the need to go "ackshually the WOMAN is the author" in the replies to sound woke
no bc you legit cannot get through a piece of dream content without someone humming or singing a random line from an exo song like.. dreamies have exo in their ult sections on their carrds fr
people being shocked at this being a full group challenge let me tell you these boys do not play around when it comes to exo, these are some of the REALEST exols we have here
你完了 is so fucking funny like . there is no perfect way to translate it because you can technically say it's on the same wavelength as "it's over [for you bitches]" but even that is not quite it idk how to capture the exact energy of that phrase in english
HELP YangYang said he hopes no one will make ppl sing happy bday to him (publicly) today like he did for others 😂
🐑: yes guanheng gege I’m begging you
🐑: he was the first to wish me happy bday yesterday then he gave me a teaser/preview
🐑: I’m kinda scared
But still thanks 🙏🏻
@junhuilvrr
homosexuality /j honestly it's their love language though 😭 jaemin specifically has had a pact with jaehyun from 127 about being able to kiss him until jaemin turns 24 which is next year lmaooo
— gravity's pull
— renlesung
— 8.7k, rated e
— threesome, fwb to lovers rensung
— genuinely most of this is just porn with a sweet ending
— link in replies
💻 love is more thicker than forget (more thinner than recall)
🧼 renjun/chenle
🍶 rated e | 7k | ch. 1/2
🥡 canon compliant, 5+1, love languages
💓 written for
@renleficfest
@japonaiserie
imo the rawest slow burn is taking 3628273 years to come to terms w romantic feelings and being so emotionally pent up that you have no choice but to have unprotected sex about it like once a week. maybe even several times a week who knows
it's the wildest thing that was ever left in by an editor (tied with jeno's bong joke in dream lab). i firmly believe there are wilder things we will never get to see bc theyre in the vault forever
thinking about how the announcer said this is the most sold out jingle ball dc in history and it's definitely because of dream because the amount of people that left after their set 😭😭😭😭
some markfs will never be able to accept that mark himself is a dreamzen through and through. i got ratioed in 2021 for suggesting that mark's experiences in dream could have influenced his writing of child bc ppl want to diminish the effect that graduation had on him & the rest.
talking ab this with oomf but this is why i can't stand the attitude nctzens have where they treat dream like mark's little side gig or part time job or whatever when he's THIS involved and passionate ab his career with them
the hope of it all
🌊 johnmark
🌊 53k
🌊 explicit
🌊 fwb to lovers, summer fic, happy ending!
🌊 for @/ncityinthehouse
Johnny Suh was not trying to fall in love this summer – but he never could have anticipated Mark Lee.
[link & summary below]
im fucking saying like... were y'all not around when they were obsessing over the intricacies of their family tree in 2021 or what. ill never forget jeno pointing to chenle in the middle of a damn interview going "wait so are we married then" and chenle going "we birthed mark???"
what is the goddamn thing where moms are psychologically and emotionally obsessed w their sons like is there a specific term for it beyond emotional incest because it is just so bizarre??? reverse oedipus complex ??????
🐻: "jisung-ah even if it's you, "haettjyeo"* is kinda hmm, please be careful ㅎㅎ"
t/n haetjjyeo is the aegyo way of shortening the sentence that 🐹 used;
i exercised = undong-haesseo
🐹’s aegyo way = undong-haetjjyeo
ohh i was gonna spare u but im cracking up. so u know enough to know 500k is a lot of money but don't know anything about fiscal responsibility. if every parent making that amount of money actually made their kids get jobs regardless we would be infinitely better off as a society
unexpectedly lost my job and won't have enough for rent umm so. please please commission me 😭 my ko-fi is linked in my pinned and comm details are in my bio
ppl who in this day and age continue to deny ten's obvious queerness are on a different kind of delusion like. at some point you just need to accept you are a homophobe and live that truth out loud! we are pointing and laughing at you either way
4th gen shippers i may not stan your groups but i genuinely feel for y'all every time i see someone getting canceled for rpf... the puritanism is ridiculous. you can come read the nastiest smut in my backyard ill bring you lemonade
every single time he fixes his mic wire, picks up his hat, untangles his necklace etc..... all while never breaking the flow of his choreo or his stage face like THATS a true performer. i want him so bad in the way that only a sapphic person can want an unattainable man
why is life as an otzen just this constant struggle why r we always fightingggg i think the simplest solution to unit wars is just more yaoi... like why don't u read some fics of ur fave getting pounded into the mattress by the member you anti and maybe you'll calm down
sometimes a boy group is just mark lee and a bunch of dudes with full blown unmedicated untherapized mark lee complex. and jisung is also there (he has lee donghyuck complex)
college sweethearts turned business partner power couple is some crazy ass lore to pull out for a one-off piece of content. renjun has definitely been reading aus
i literally never shut up about this moment like.... offloading a task onto jisung while telling him "i have to cut the onion" while fully intending to offload THAT task onto chenle is possibly the funniest and most renjun thing he's ever done. im obsessed with him
very short
#wipwednesday
and this is actually not part of any of my active wips... i was just spitballing stream of consciousness markren brainrot imagery practice etc etc
it's the way he was straight up thirst trapping but then he hits you with the friendship ring pics and then you realize he's just flexing the fact that he has 6 men at his beck and call..... i need to dissect his brain
no ive been wondering this since the damn ig live bc they were both a little too comfortable in their positions... almost like it was habit..... not even farfetched to assume they start out sitting normally and then renjun flops over when he inevitably gets eepy
stray kids put their hair into a messy bun before walking downstairs after being yelled at by jyp, "GET DOWN HERE NOW.... you cost too much so i sold you. meet your new owner." they hesitantly looked up and their sparkly orbs met baby cow eyes... "D.O." !!!
Knock at the door. I open it.
Neighbor kid: “I… I was trying to do a… a ding-dong… thing..”
Me: “A ding dong ditch?”
NK: “Yeah!”
Me: “But you forgot to leave?”
NK: “Yeah!”
Me: “Do you want to try again?”
NK: “Yeah!”
damn i thought about this a while back with specifically renminsung dynamics the abandoned gdoc has like 300 words of worldbuilding.. jisung being both a late bloomer and a beta + the premise being that you also don't know you're a beta until you've experienced one of each cycle
mark said the thing abt renjun risking his life because renjun said during a fansign he'd dye for dream in a zombie apocalypse 😭😭😭😭😭 like i feel like everyone forgot omg...
dream are rps enjoyers fr this is
#real
7drm shipper behaviour… shipping every possible combination of them but there’s the one ship that’s their day one their OG their one true pairing that they’re loyal to no matter what
y'all i am so sorry but nomin is really vying HARD for the top spot in govt ships lately like WHAT..... chenji busan episode please drop expeditiously before your crown slips
🙋🏻♀️:"who is this sister? can someone recommend her to me? her mushroom head is so cute. "
💛:"hahaha no, he's a boy!"
🤦🏻♀️:"ah he really looks like a girl! sorry!"
renjuna...😭😭😭😭😭
🐯: i should bring my brother to my team too, if you guys ever need someone in dive studios i have an older brother
🎙: he was like you work with your brother? do you guys need to hire anyone at dive?
🐯: i know my brother will be of help and having your brothers work together
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SM scheduled this filming the same day as them attending HMA btw, hence if you noticed Jaemin’s looks similarities.
So… that means the lineup of the teaser is based on who finished first and got to go to the event 😅