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🇬🇧/🇸🇪 Writer| ⚽ Chelsea FC, Linköping FC, Yate Town | 🏉 St Helens |Books on Amazon | Pagan & Carefree

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@JustStop_Oil When you order Tarzan from Wish
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@JustStop_Oil Somewhere in the 1970's a band is missing it's bass player.
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@Joey7Barton @J_Dyer_Official How does it feel to know to know you will never be employed again?
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@LwalidaandChels @super_blue1905 @evacarneiro She runs her own clinic in Harley Street and is already invested in another football club. It's not 2014..move on
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@JustStop_Oil @Wimbledon Absolute bell ends. Grow up and protest in an oil rig our outside an oil HQ. You come across like little kids who throw your toys out of a pram.
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@JustStop_Oil @metpoliceuk Sort of thing a five year old would do
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@JustStop_Oil @Keir_Starmer With the murders of Jo Cox and Sir David Armess I think @metpoliceuk should look into this activity with serious intentions. You sound like you have histrionic behaviour
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@JustStop_Oil @metpoliceuk Maybe put them together in a band and call it "No Direction"
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@IShowSpeed_Live Ronaldo....Ronaldo.. Who wasn't even shortlisted..
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@JustStop_Oil Enjoy your time in custody. Looks like you'll be out in June
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@TheAshPreston Fighting so it was
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@JustStop_Oil @Wimbledon Melts 😂😂😂😂
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@JustStop_Oil And just how many new licences did your actions stop? 0
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@JustStop_Oil @metpoliceuk If protesting was a job you would have been fired years ago. What is it you have actually achieved? beyond imprisoning young people?
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@_andrewkerr_ Going over the top with Diversity
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@JustStop_Oil Go on....go on Chunk....one last time. Do the Truffle Sshuffle
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@JustStop_Oil Just an observation, if oil is causing global atmospheric rising, why are you wearing winter clothing in mid - spring? Don't get me wrong it's usually warm here in Spain, but just pondering a question.
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@FaultFinderUK @JustStop_Oil I live on the 7th floor. No worries
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@GPeacock8 Lost all respect....idiot
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@noprobsju It's like Right Said Fred in a hammock
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10 months
@Joey7Barton @BBCSport @themichaelowen Why do you still have @official_BRFC manager in your profile? Much like your attitude you're living in the past, Move on.
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@belindaofficial RIP Sir Terry :(
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@AstridWett Odd thing is that there will be hundreds of far more beautiful women wrapped up warm. You're just embarrassing as are all your frenimies
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@KC__1988 And Billy Idol (67) smashing it!
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Sales people selling the Note S7. Sane day Samsung pull the plug on it @ Stockholms Centralstation
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@JustStop_Oil @friends_earth @Greenpeace Mika has fallen on hard times. I know Grace Kelly came out in 2007 but surely he has some royalties left
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@JustStop_Oil Why are they dressed like Rod, Jane & Freddie?
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8 months
@HairyBikers Huge loss! Both of you provided some wonderful TV moments and gave millions some creative food ideas. Will be watching re-runs tonight in the kitchen. Rest In Paradise Dave.
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2 years
What the hell was that explosion? #stockholm
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6 years
It's like two legends came back to life! This guy is amazing!
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@JustStop_Oil Was a Civil Engineer. Good luck getting a job now.
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@louisehmusic He's going home...he's going home. Marcus is going home.
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1 year
@JustStop_Oil Two middle aged guys in Pyjamas wearing their mums 1980's handbag whilst others are on their way to work. Can't wait for this video! Will be about as exciting as a PHIXX reunion tour.
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@CFCNewsReport A cat ran on the pitch?
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@noprobsju How about Nandos, Thatchers Gold and Sonic battles ;)
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@MrT All three are Legends. You defined our Youth. Made us grow up being better men. @MrT @TheSlyStallone thank you for defining our childhood through you acting
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@JustStop_Oil @metpoliceuk They are doing their job's. Something most of you don't have.
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1 year
@JustStop_Oil Can see the Mercs driver is angry, that's some dent in his door from the van. But kicking a person on the floor. Out of order.
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@Robin_Askwith Last of the Dad's Army cast. Enjoy life whilst we can. RIP Ian
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4 years
@halfadams If you were so against the Royal Family why did you attend the wedding? Not that anybody knew you anyway
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3 years
@Squawka One of the most bizzare games I have ever seen.
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10 months
@JustStop_Oil And yet last night here in Sweden we recorded the coldest night this century.
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9 months
@AstridWett Why do you look like Barbra Streisand reflecting in the back of a spoon?
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@JustStop_Oil He looks like all the Inbetweeners cast morphed into a solitary person.
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@piersmorgan Security guard hardly made things better by standing in the kids way.
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10 months
@louisehmusic @ajridgeley @WhamOfficial_ Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you're annoying to the eye Tell me Louise are you desperate for attention Reaching out to Andrew just for a mention A face on an idiot with a fire in their heart A real bad singer, but you tore me apart Oh, oh now I've found a
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@JustStop_Oil "Ariann, Callum, Christina, Matthew, Hannah & Paul "is this an SClub 7 Tribute band? "S-club Oil?"
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@garryhayes Best I've seen since Desailly
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@AstridWett Just embarrassing on every level
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@CrimeLdn Street Vermin
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@AwayDays_ @ryancasson_11 you made our plastic fans look shit. You were amazing #gas
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@JustStop_Oil When the sun shines, You'll walk slow together Annoying normal folk forever Said You'll always be a pain Though soon You'll be in jail again Now were drilling for oil more than ever Going to jail isn't clever You can stand in prison with little Ella You can stand in prison with
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@JustStop_Oil Isn't this Chunk From The Goonies?
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@SoVeryBritish Crap haircut Mull-it
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1 year
@Gracie_M1984 @TheBlueDodger Thing is I don't think they want him either now so we have to take him back. He'll likely be jeered every game so put him on the market and take the highest bid.
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Happy to be a part of The Fan Movement #welivefootball #daretoshine
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@JustStop_Oil If only Ronnie had his cue in hand...
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@JustStop_Oil @metpoliceuk You need to brush your teeth
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@PernilleMHarder Best of luck for the future. Like Linköping once a blue always a blue
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@JustStop_Oil you'll be my oil protestor I can be your long lost pal I can call you Phoebe And Phoebe , when you call me, you can call me cal
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@JustStop_Oil Why not protest on an oil rig?
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9 months
@MiaWilliamsLFC How can you fit nine accents into twelve seconds? quite impressive.
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7 years
Steve Ecklund - What an absolute C**T
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@Varinze1 @LwalidaandChels @super_blue1905 @evacarneiro You obviously don't know Harley Street 😂
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@JustStop_Oil Well the police resources in May and June spent on your slow marches amounted to 13,770 officer shifts and a cost of 4.5 million pounds. So how many robberies, assaults and other serious crimes are happening due to the police spending their precious time on your slow marches?
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@laurenoconnorPR @sainsburys @MailOnline Why is this even news? Sort the issue with the shop personally. There are far more bigger and important issues globally right now. Then again it is the Daily Mail..
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@MrT The OG's! This movie defined OG's!
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2 years
So Lee Ryan of Blue racially abuses an airline worker then says "I am sorry, I will give her VIP tickets to our next tour" which is the equal of "Fancy a weekend at Butlins?" Hope the judge said "All Rise". What an idiot. It's why alcohol needs to be banned at Airports #leeryan
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@ChelseaFC Absolute shower. Bakayoko was again horrific. Sterling did more than Pedro. Only Willian showed heart. Sort it out
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@steph_soh @shewithcapitalV I know both Jason & Lyndhurst had the utmost respect for the acting skills of Pearce. He was excellent.
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2 years
@JustStop_Oil @Thisis_Rigged Both have been arrested for criminal damage. Good luck getting jobs or a mortgage 👌👌
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@JustStop_Oil @NationalGallery Hope Harrison isn't marching late November. One gust of wind and he'll be gone quicker than Mary Poppins. Seen more meat on a Pepperrami.
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@fara_williams47 @FIFAWWC Toone is on form. She deserves to start over Lauren
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@nikoexxtra His dad would have been very proud.
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Those putting down Diana Ross and Paul McCartney.. Jog on. They are heading the world's biggest festival at 80 and 78. Most would be happy to wake up at those ages and not **** ourselves before we got to the door #glastonburyfestival2022
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@benonwine You've taken a lot of my money over the years at Christmas. Not this year!
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8 years
@frankbrunoboxer cracking victory for @CarlFrampton and Barry! Good to see you too last night champ!
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3 years
Happy Christmas jumper day #christmasjumper #g ävlebocken
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2 years
Thank you to @garryhayes @cerilevy and @mrasaunders for a moving and realistic Podcast on @ChelseaPodcast a wonderful tribute to Vialli. Never stop this pod. It's the best
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@CageWarriors @TheNotoriousMMA Like really...you lost your last 2-3 MMA fights, got battered by @FloydMayweather so you pick a fight on a man old enough to be your dad? Just retire.
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@michaeljknowles It's football. Stick to hand-egg
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@JustStop_Oil Her quote from the interview in The Sun "She told an undercover reporter: “There’s no risk of custodial time. The harshest punishment is a small fine. We need to grab this opportunity while we have it and it’s such a minor offence.” That aged well.....
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@MichelleMone @RishiSunak He always reminds me of Roland Rat
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@Sirshargi As plastic as Mastercard.
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2 years
@RebelsAnimal @nusr_et Meanwhile you've given both restaurants huge free PR. Don't think you thought this through very well..
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4 years
@fischer_nilla Good luck mate!
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3 years
@Chelsea_HQ Agree. Still feel bad for Tammy but little we can do there. I hope he finds a club he can flourish in. Exciting summer ahead!
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@JustStop_Oil 18 🤣🤣😂😂
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2 years
@Dawsvader @JustStop_Oil Unicorns create Methane. I think that is damaging for the environment also. Perhaps a cloud horse?
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8 years
Went to my first Bristol rovers game 1989. Nothings changed. Still strong supporters. Gave us a really tough game #irene #chelsea #ktbffh
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@Gailporter you look bloody gorgeous!!! Wolf whistles in a builder stylee
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