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@deannaortiz_
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best standup in the chicago reader & also your hearts. currently trapped inside this cell phone 💃🕳
Inside the Art Institute Lion
Joined June 2012
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RT @susanamendoza10: Welcome, fellow @DemConvention delegates! Chicago is ready to show you a good time as we nominate @KamalaHarris ou…
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RT @RebelliousMag: Comics For Kamala — @TheDenTheatre Tuesday, August 20, 2024, 5pm Read our past interviews by @…
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OK EVERYONE WAS BARBIE LAST YEAR BUT NOW SUDDENLY YOU WANNA BE BRAT??!? SOME OF US WERE BRATZ FROM THE BEGINNING!!
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I wanna name my baby Jolene so she can ruin a marriage.
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I’m telling my kids this was ketchup and mustard
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Ahhh!!! Thank you 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Deanna Ortiz was the second-ever guest on the show and episodes of her podcast Crime For Bed are now available on Spotify!!!
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Ahhhhh!! 🤩😍 get your tickets to see me host the best of show at the frikken ZOO!
$25 tickets for our Best of Chicago Celebration end 4/15 and will go up in price from there. Don't miss out on our biggest party of the year with emcee Deanna Ortiz. Get your tickets now! Presented by @lincolnparkzoo
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RT @hollo: Help the @Chicago_Reader celebrate the Best of Chicago on Thu 4/25! We'll be at @lincolnparkzoo along with guest host @6figga_di…
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Getting push notifications from dating apps on Feb 14th should be punishable by law.
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i want Paul Mescal and Andrew Scott to do press together every day until i die.
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Santa and Jesus have a double birthday because they’re fraternal twins.
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I love seeing little rat paw prints in the snow
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RT @ajdeluxe_: Today is a sad day for those of us who will inevitably find out via IG stories that one of our crushes doesn’t know shit abo…
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