Dean Fart
@dean_fart
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Dean’s behind enemy lines on this group project. Outnumbered in pronouns. Will hold the line till Jan 20, 2025.
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British mind can’t comprehend this. Go enjoy your mushy peas and beans on toast, wanker. #queensdead #1776🇺🇸
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“Being Progressive” is just another way of saying you’re a socialist. Prayers for Venezuela as this is the last thing their country needed. Socialism through a stolen election. Don’t get fooled in November, this is a fight between democracy and socialism.
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There’s a reason they call him Diesel. Just watched MDR grip and rip pilsners mountainside accompanied by a double scoop ice cream cone that stood zero chance. This man bleeds red, white and blue and the left fears him. #USA #MDR #DIESEL @TheWife_Left_Me
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Didn’t have any plans this Friday, but Dean just found his golden ticket to enter the chocolate factory.
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How can we keep the Rizzler relevant as he gets older? .I was up last night thinking about this… bro I fucking love the Rizzler. Can he be americas mascot? Idk. I just want to see him succeed and maybe one day we can be friends. Idk. Just a thought. Damn it I’m crying now.
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Hit up a Halal food truck last night and, being the generous guy I am, I threw out a “Merry Christmas” to the guy. He hits me with a straight-up “No.”. Cool. So when it came to tipping on the iPad, I made sure to match his energy: Zero. Nada. Nothing.
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Got emotional this morning about how much I love Moo-Deng. Moo-Deng I fucking love you bro . I mean that
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Crapple and ginger ale. Hibachi with @TheWife_Left_Me .Trump speech tonight. Can’t get much better folks. God bless our troops and god bless America
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@CigForACoor I just scrolled through your pathetic account. You’re the one who needs to be shrunk. I mean every tweet was painful to read, fag.
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Dezz Ricks I hope you see this. My name is Jack Carr and I’ll dm you my address. Dezz Ricks nothing would make me happier than seeing you put MY fries in the bag. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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Kids, pay attention in school; otherwise this can be your group partner at community college. Can barely hear her with the 6 kids yelling in the back. (No masculine fatherly voice present) . 20 bucks with her will be providing Dean an oral whirlpool jacuzzi vacuum however. #would
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Spotted @RickyHUNGdoza and @TheTesticalElf . Y’all seemed busy, hope you enjoyed your night. Thanks.
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Just got food from this new middle eastern food joint… and the lady checking me out accidentally said “I love you” to me instead of “thank you” when I paid. I guess Dean has that effect on women. But anyways I’ve had a boner since then and there’s no signs of it going down.
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Your candidate hasn’t even conceded yet and left her supporters out to dry last night. Plus ur gay.
Notice how Democrats are accepting the results of the election and not crying fraud and cheating? Democrats won’t storm the Capitol on January 6th. Just pay attention to that difference today.
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Day one??????? .Bitch you’ve been in office for 3.5 years. That “day one” bullshit doesn’t fucking work when it’s YOUR administration. Day one should be tomorrow.
When I am President, it will be a day one priority to bring down prices. I’ll take on big corporations that engage in illegal price gouging and corporate landlords that unfairly raise rents on working families.
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Why is my Life and Health Insurance exam professor sexy asf??? Boutta be bricked while learning about medical expense plans.
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Played in a company golf tournament today. Left 13 putts short. Stubbed my toe. My old high school football coach told me that I’ve “always been a pussy” . Don’t ask for context.
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I often think about how Larry Dumpsac is doing. He was the best of us.
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“Look at my Peter Millar” “Shrink” “Run the damn ball” “My dad makes more than you”
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Schlossnagle. Have fun losing another CWS and taking back-shots from donors at @TexasBaseball. While your at it, maybe start another family so you can cheat on your wife again. Scumbag.
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Dean got a massage tonight. Dean is relaxed. Dean didn’t get a boner in front of the 60 yr old obese masseuse. Dean got a boner in front of the 60 yr old obese masseuse.
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The United States “Dream Team” losing to Serbia by 17 right now is exactly why your vote matters so much in November…. The radical left and crazy Kamala is loving this right now!!.
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Let me translate for you…. “We’re gay and love dick in our butts, we have been taking hormone therapy pills for a couple months now and feel more in touch with our feminine side. Also, did I mention I’m a pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy soyboy pussy.” . Hope this helps. #Election.
We’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris!
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New poster put up at my office buildings bathroom. Communism is spreading rapidly folks. Soon I’ll be deducted social credits if I take an improper shit.
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This man’s voice is so beautiful
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Jordan Love please .Please be okay .Jordan I’m here for you .Jordan pick up.Jordan are you okay.Im here Jordan everything is okay . Im not okay there’s monsters in my vents and I’m screaming, crying and throwing up.
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Signed up to be on Kamala’s mailing list… just to see how desperate they get. Crazy that they criticize Elon for allowing Trump to share his “crazy and unhinged agenda to millions of users” it’s almost like they don’t want the American people to discern what’s crazy or unhinged.
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$450 riding on Jax State tonight. If they don’t win I’m eating a 9mm.
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Face reveal.
Teen who filmed himself yelling “Heil Hitler” as he kicked a transgender woman in the head has been jailed. Follow: @AFpost
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Only acceptable write in today.
Since its Election Day, never forget when Deez Nuts got 9% of the vote in North Carolina in 2016 😂.
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In other news. I’ll have a statement on this at 9pm central.
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Had a dream I met Dave Blunts last night. Cool dude. Absolute unit though—dude’s rocking a gravitational pull.
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Had a full conversation with my deaf uber driver last night. Everything from freshman year ASL came back to me. Dean was hammered.
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11/30 .For a shot at the SEC Championship. Dean will be in attendance.
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Out of context. Full clip he explains it.
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Taking the day off after seeing sketch leaked. Reminder NCAA 25 comes out in 7 days.
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Bro who told Trump it was a good idea to hop on stage with arguably the worst 3 women on the face of the earth. My guy killed it tho, go off Donny. @rachelvscott fuck you bitch you were the worst one. Lick my taint.
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@TheWife_Left_Me On the golf course with Diesel. Can confirm. Not a great way to start the round.
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Wearing flip flops on my flight home tomorrow, 3 free drink coupons with American Airlines and enough melatonin to put a horse down. Is this acceptable? Will the left try and stop me?.
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Holy shit Harry you are such a pussy.
Look at this. At 2 am in the morning, President Biden was greeting his supporters at RDU airport in North Carolina. This is just hours after debating Trump. This man does not stop working & moving. He’s fit to lead and I can’t wait to vote for him.
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Lost a truly offensive amount of money on Bears +7 last night. Christmas shopping is officially canceled. Hopefully, my family enjoys Deanpons.
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Yeah, I care about my country 🇺🇸.
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