My most used words on xitter. Hello pretty folk, what sort of interesting bad thoughts are we remembering today?😄

@FunFootballPod Andy has been the fortunate recipient of a series of very good QB's, from McNabb to Alex Smith to Mahomes. We all thought that Belichick was a genius until he was de-Brady'd.

@PaulleyTicks

@BarbMcQuade It's just a bunch of cosplayers who think that they'd do well in the post apocalyptic world. In truth, they'll be some of the first ones on the BBQ. They're loud and easy to locate.

@karlykingsley I'm 47% sure that says "Jean Claude Van Damme". Change my mind.

@TrueFactsStated They don't. In California they get a drivers license that says right on it that it's not ID for federal elections. We let them vote in locals. They can buy car and health insurance on our exchange. Their kids can go to school and get spanish language classes. That's about it.

@NycStormChaser At this point, if my local forecast says it'll be a certain temp and rainy or not down to the hour. But I suppose it'll be entertaining to watch hurricanes and tornadoes ripping through people's homes where they had no idea it was coming?

@EMoriartyWX Isn't everyone looking forward to seeing the Southeast get rocked by a cat 5 hurricane that they had no idea was coming until it got windy?

@JStein_WaPo This should be easy. Congress hasn't funded nor allocated funds to pay people who aren't working anymore.

@JStein_WaPo This is all so ridiculous. It's not as though trunt leaves a trail of unpaid venues and contractors or anything.

@JacDalAM @JDCocchiarella @JohnFetterman The dark money isn't paying Sinema and Manchin anymore, so they bought themselves a couple of new democrat senators.

@snake890682 "I wanted everyone to pay attention to the bullshit reason we came up with for not voting D and welcoming fascism to America, while dooming millions of our weakest neighbors, but we sure aren't accepting responsibility for it. Did I mention Me yet? If not, think about ME!"

@MAGACult2 "Can someone please take this leopard off of my face?"

@KeysMom1031 You know that you had the greatest opportunity to call them Moose and Squirrel?😄

@RepJackKimble The fine detail that really floors me is how dumb all of them are. Not one point of EQ among them combined.

@dieworkwear That'll work in the client's favor. With the tight collar, the foreskin won't snap shut over the top of his head.

@StHettie @APompliano I don't know where he got the idea that prices fall after tariffs go into effect. That's never happened. Seems he's never met an American capitalist, who suddenly gets a lot of upward price flexibility due to high foreign product costs?

@AveryBa68752542 That was my first career, and I can say with authority as an insider that when taken in total of learning time, problem resolution and just generally not doing what you really want, that they've never saved anyone a penny or a moment of time.😂

@AveryBa68752542 You're welcome! Youtube has that too on most videos. It's often hilariously wrong.

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