Dave 'Davoth' Kelly
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Retired T.A., Evertonian, lover of R & B , hip-hop and horse racing. Why is this world infested with Kopites?
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That despicable creature Klopp should be fined a million quid and suspended from football grounds for a year. How is it allowed to run on a pitch? It deserves heavy punishment, but it won't get any. We know why. It manages LFC.
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Fucking Horrible Scum. I detest the Shite, the spawniest pieces of shit ever seen.
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So the spawniest cunts of all time do it again
#mastersofspawn
. And they'll all be mouthing how great they are. ABSOLUTE SCUM.
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F.A. announce new rule amendment:
“ When in attacking positions, Liverpool players shall be permitted to push opponents to create space. However all other clubs will be penalised for similar offences and instances of ‘goals’ shall automatically be disallowed. “
Official.
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That Sheff U equaliser would not have stood if they were playing Liverpool.
Definitely.
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Scumbags.
Salah is allowed to be offside. Why?
Because it's Liverpool. Fucking spawny bastards, will they ever get a decision against them?
#mastersofspawn
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Just watched MOTD. That scumbag Mane should be banned for a long time. Horrible, horrible cheating, but it's allowed because it's them. They are a huge cancer on the game, how is it allowed to go on ?
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Just watched Countdown. A contestant was from Warrington and I immediately sniffed him out as a Redshite. A quick bit of detective work involving Facebook proved me correct. Haha the gorp got hammered 117-5! Gonna have a few bevvies tonight to celebrate, deffo ! Ecstatic!😹😹😹😈
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I feel like spewing. Fukin injury time AGAIN. Devil orgasming again.
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So Liverpool become the first ever team to win with 4 teenagers in the side. Jimmy Husband, Joe Royle, John Hurst and Alan Whittle have been erased from history to help confirm this.
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Pisses me off that Kopshites are pleased that we won.
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So Liverpool 'leading the way' in the fight against racism. The only club to form a circle, ever. They must be applauded for this.
Over to Patrice Evra: "What's your opinion, mate?"
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Only Us.
2 title winning teams broken up by two world wars.
1963 League champions squad affectd by the life ban of our record signing - these days (eg Toney) a short ban for similar.
1985 European hopes dashed , banned for the vile antics of another club's fans.
etc etc..
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Sad to see what's happening at Bolton Wanderers. Pity it's not Liverpool.
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Only the fucking Shite can qualify by having the same points and goal difference as another club in the group. Satan and God of to the alehouse now with the rest of the cretinous mob.
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Can you believe the spawn of those horrible scummy verminous sewer rats?
Totally undeserved. City please continue to sicken them. PLEASE!!!!
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Transfer window commences 0.01 am on Jan 1st 2018.
Unless of course you’re Liverpool FC in which case rules do not apply. As ever.
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Just Fuck off Redshite, this is a proper comeback. Two teams who were absolutely hammer and tongs the whole game, no Spanish wimps to be seen! Well done Spurs, now smash the Redshite eh?
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If Phil Thompson had have been a striker and VAR was around in them days, his nose would have been offside a hell of a lot.
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Okay we got beat but don't let the Shithouses crow too loud. Fears about the Redshite officials/VAR alliance so true. The Shite should have ended the game with eight men as Robertson, Alex-Arnold and VVD should all have been dismissed. Rules don't apply to your corrupt club eh?
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The fucking jammiest bastards of all time. It was after 4 mins time ffs,
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Now that those masturbating Kopshites and their adoring newspapers have calmed down a bit, can I comment that the goal was the only decent effort they had apart from that 8 mile offside Origi poke. Don’t believe the hype, we should have won this but just downed tools. Why ???🤔
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Haha Big Dunc in just shirt sleeves the whole 90 mins. Klopp would have had his Arctic explorer anorak ,thermal baseball cap and wooly scarf around his grid, the soft arse. Dunc actually having a bowl of ice-cold Scouse right now. Probably.
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I really detest Liverpool F.C.
If you could imagine them as an object, they would be a big red sheet with lots of stains here and there, some more vivid than others and a huge one which no amount of Persil would budge.
A horrible club who are hated by everyone with any sense.
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Kopites are really horrible twisted pieces of shit, aren’t they? Brag, boast, be as patronising as they can....
Fucking gobshites who’s opinion is always right. I fucking hate the scumbags so much. Please karma, hit them soon eh?
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The Shite totally disrespect an established British competition because of this vanity trip for a glorified Community shield. They actually believe everyone is impressed. We aren’t. It’s a friendly .
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Oh well everything has gone for the Shite again. Decisions, woodwork, the usual . I fucking detest them. Abhorrent club.
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Ah well, 73 today ! 🍺🍺🎂😃
That gives me 27 more years to carefully nurture the rage and loathing which flows through my veins for the vilest club on the planet. I really wish for something nasty (preferably self-inflicted)to happen to Liverpool F.C. during the next few years.
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Thank you all Reds who have supported Everton fans over Milwall trouble. We're not totally blameless but still...thank you.
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@shornKOOMINS
@thepieman7
Loved that bit where "Rik" says: "and what's that got to do with the price of fish?"😂
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Who ever wrote this should be given a knighthood. What a summing up! You can almost smell the verminous hum the Shite give off as you read it...
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Found my sons old subbuteo set in the loft earlier. Those eleven little red bastards on bases have been subjected to some misery and suffering.Just washed Dalglish in bleach, Rush in toilet cleaner and am just about to glue Grobelaar permanently to the cats’ outdooor litter tray.
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Klopp is an immature animal who should be banned from all prem grounds until he grows up a bit.
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No one will EVER convince me that VAR isn’t an anti-Everton invention. They hate us !
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This weekend goes from bad from worse. Scumbag diving cheats. Absolute travesty. The Liverpool Way.
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Fucking referees . Any excuse to reduce us to ten men. Yet the little shit across the park can fling himself everywhere and be rewarded for cheating. Corrupted sport, football.
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Anyone notice that there's a distinct absence of obnoxious, gloating Redshites on here at the moment.
Long may it continue!🤣🤣🤣
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Spawniest draw for The Shite. Now who’d have thought that?
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Absolute filth, RS are a disgusting cancer on professional football.
Stenching scum in its purest form.
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Redshites everywhere saying the shield is only a friendly. If it had gone their way it would have been an enormous trophy.
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Ings cheated out of a clear penalty. Just seen it. How do they get EVERY fucking decision?
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Pathetic how the Shite use last years CL win plus those pathetic friendlies to claim an imaginary treble attained in two separate seasons. They really are a rampant disease rooted within football. They need eradicating. Fast.
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Get in you Everton Judies! Three points and the horrible commentary pair are nearly spewing up with sour bitterness.
Great, excellent result at the Shitehole, thanks ladies, you’re special! Made my day ! 😹😹😃💙💙💙🤩🤣🤣😹
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Sheff Utd 1 shot on target, 2 goals. Only Everton.
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Fucking jammiest bastards in the history of football. absolutely ridiculous. Just chuck it you German cunts.
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I see Danny Murphy wanted Henderson to start.
Why ?? He's unfit and offers nothing. He can't even hit a ball past a keeper from 12 yards out.
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The Niasse business, the Gomes stamp. Funny how Everton always get their punishment. Liverpool however, always get away with dodgy stuff whether it’s Salah stamping or Salah diving, don’t they?
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The fucking filth have spawned it again. Undeserving disease on the game. Watch the infestation on here now, they have hid all night.
#mastersofspawn
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After seeing MOTD I m now convinced they are the spawniest bastards ever. Every deflection going, 3rd choice opposition keepers playing for them and Robertson being allowed to clearly handle in the build up to the 4th. Will they EVER get bad luck?
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Scum of the whole solar system. Please let that club be wiped out.Soon
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Klopp's toe-curling interview made me retch. Those sickly fake teeth and that slimy false charm ( because things had gone his way) are possibly the most hideous sights in modern football. God, I truly abhor the creepy specimen.
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Still seething about the biggest cheat in football, Sadio Mane. I can’t understand how Redshites love to see blatant cheating paying off, they must enjoy seeing unfairness in this world of ours.
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Just taken a look at a few incidents from last night.
(A) Deffo a red for Mane
(B)Robertson goal possible handball
(C) Jota goal handball without doubt.
VAR goes to sleep if it favours the Shite. They are a stenching disease within the game.
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Anyone tell me how Mane is allowed to almost strangle an opponent? Ah I see - he plays for Liverpool. Okay - got it now.
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Undeserving spawny scum, everything just goes for The Shite. Hard lines, Chelsea, you deserved a result.
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How the fuck do The Filth get goalkeepers throwing them in for them? There's always something. Does your head in.
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Anybody else still on cloud nine with the best ( non-Everton) football moment of the season.
Yeah, the red card for Robertson ! So enjoyable, that! Great that Harry Kane stayed on too.🤣😂🤣😂😈
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Rashford possibly out of clash with The Shite now. Kopites exploding with joy right now. Every little thing goes for that verminous lot.
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Klopp has to be the most loathesome sub-human on the planet.
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R.I.P. The Saint.
From an era when football was twenty times more enjoyable than it is now. Blues would always compare him with Alex Young.
Saint and Greavsie was also a hoot too, a great and funny show.
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@Ringo8781
@Jonefc007
The only cards Redshites get are on their birthday.
From referees probably.
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My God I am getting angrier by the minute. How can this go on. Why do fans of other clubs accept it ? We are being conned by the F.A. and their worship of The Shite. Corrupt as hell, it's so obvious. Disgusting.
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Who's your football hero ?
Must be someone who has never played for the team you support.
I truly love and adore this fella....
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Hope a good few Redshites went to Haydock today and had a £20 Double on Anfield Girl and Klopp. Both nags got stuffed and you know what?
I'm totally fucking delighted.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I've got sky and BT in my Virgin package but I am not falling for it any longer. Amazon prime can piss right off. We are being totally fleeced. If a decent stream isn't available, no Derby coverage for me... but so be it.
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No fun here in hozzy after a suspected stroke. Waiting for another scan. At least
@NeilRob28121465
will be chuffed.
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People still dying at a rapid rate. But our first priority is to get the season finished so that we can give The Shite the crown. Behind closed doors is pathetic tbh. Won’t watch any tbh.
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Still very suspicious of Coutinho transfer a year ago. Did Barcelona agree to a ridiculous imaginary fee so Liverpool could hoodwink FFP? His value fell quickly to a reasonable amount after his move. It stinks. I don't think Barca actually paid that amount.
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Them joyful Media scumbags on Sky will have stiff, breakable underpants later. You couldn't make it up, The RS 'ghost trio' of Lucifer, Beelzebub and Satan are working overtime at the moment. Ffs, I detest that vile disease on the Prem.
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No one will convince me that Shrewsbury goal was offside. Seen it ten times now.
Corrupt.
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Told you VAR was invented for the Shite. Proof there that Mr Var was determined to reward his twats.
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Sorry to hear about Allison's dad. You never know the minute, do you? Awful news for the man.
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Game is corrupt. VAR is corrupt. That would have ben a definite pen if that had been a Redshite player.
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Won't be replying to gloating Red shithouses so go fuck yourselves, gobshites.
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Telly off, twitter off... the Filth have predictably crabbed it. Absolute disease to the game.
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Commentator just said Lpool fans cannot complain about Everton’s attitude or application here. Agreed. But the snide comments keep coming. Horrible ignorant RS pricks who deserve nothing but failure.
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Fuck me,they are the Devils club.
Spawn,spawn, spawn. Coady’s legs wider than a Caradoc huer’s RS legs the Redshite bastard.
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City have handed it to the Red Slime,
Time for projectile vomiting.
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Just read that City buying trophies already. Messi? Ffs.
I don’t think it’s fair on clubs who rear their own players, eg Liverpool. I can remember VvD, Bobby, Salah,Mane, Fabhino,Robertson and the Ox being in a fab u18 team a few years ago.
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