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@rawsalerts Outside Anchorage, AK
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@0xgaut I wish the IRS would just tell us how much they *think* we owe. That’s probably close enough. If not, go through the hassle of filing. I’d probably pay a 2% premium to not have to deal with it.
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@greg16676935420 🚨 BREAKING: first look at the new logo
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3 years
$DOGE to the moon! On a whim I put my entire Robinhood account ($5k) into the Doge 🐶 ramping up for @elonmusk on SNL
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That’s $4,320 pre-split. So $864 is a bargain 😂 $TSLA
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3 years
I just transferred $50k USD to a random chrome browser extension to be able to own the right to buy and sell some random NFT pixels
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4 years
Road trip edition of @DumbMoneyTV today
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3 years
At what point do we give up on this design and try something different?
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3 years
Interesting Tesla breakdown $TSLA
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4 years
Road trip update: Apparently there’s not a pandemic anywhere between TX and FL. I am staying masked & distanced just in case... because, ya know... science.
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4 years
I feel like I’ve been talking about @RobinhoodApp nonstop for 48 hours! A clip from yesterday as the news was breaking:
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3 years
💎 🙌 🍺 this will taste too much like beer for paper hands @ChrisCamillo but I’m saving some for you @jordan_mclain Diamond Hands Double NE IPA from a viewer’s brewery in VT!
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This is the best take I’ve seen on the DOJ case against @Apple — I highly recommend watching the full length version on YT, especially if you’re @dojphofficial From @frontpagetech & @jon_prosser
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3 years
My fave of the @BullrunBabes is now in my NFT portfolio... meet Doge Demi!
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I got the first one! 36g of solid gold from @RobinhoodApp 💛 Unboxing (and dropping) link in comments 💬
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@nateobrienn I’m over lounges. The thrill is gone. Airports that have decent lounges generally now also have upgraded (and less crowded) bars & restaurants.
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Just saw this… 6-figures!
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Dave Hanson
4 years
Some tense moments this afternoon during our live stream. @ChrisCamillo and I traded more than $20 million as we swung from long to short on $SPY We’ll be back live streaming on Twitter @DumbMoneyTV tomorrow! #WeAreDumbMoney
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3 years
Over 1,000,000 views!? That's a first for me! SURVEY: How much $$$ do you think YouTube pays for a million views? Comment with your best guess and hit ❤️ if you think I should make a video about it. PS I'm giving the $$$ to #TeamSeas @teamseas @MrBeast @MarkRober
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Whew! Only 900¢/kWh now... that’s so much better than yesterday’s $9/kWh... oh wait 😐 #cancelgriddy
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$750 well spent
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@Int_Machines This is not the first video of Odysseus landing that I was hoping for 😕 Impressive that they “landed” and are transmitting at all, but what happened to the camera they deployed to film the landing? The dialup internet must be slow.
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2 years
Make it stop!
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2 years
All the green have 1 thing in common: @elonmusk
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3 years
Hindsight: I left Yahoo at the perfect time
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3 years
I’m under-allocated in memes today!
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Dave Hanson
4 years
@ChrisCamillo (1) YES this Schwab chart is real. My account is up $3.2 million this year or 63% this year (2) YES I should have taken a screenshot a few days ago! (3) YES Chris is an absolute trading beast but he's 💯 right... anyone can do this.
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4 years
UNBELIEVABLE response to the X1 Card unboxing video on YouTube. I went from # 170,354 to # 355 on their waitlist overnight! 🤯
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Dave Hanson
3 years
My meme portfolio started with a $5k deposit that I made for a video. 👀 this shows the remarkable power “dumb money” retail investors have. (If you’re not on RH already, here’s 3 free stocks up to $500 to play with 👍)
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The "Bitcoin Card" from BlockFi would have given me more than 8% cash back on everything I bought last year. That beats every card in my wallet. ▷
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4 years
I just redeemed ALL of my credit card points. How much “cash back” did I get? How much did I spend?! Plus I’ll reveal how much this channel made from YouTube last year. ▷
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Dave Hanson
2 years
That didn’t take long! Congrats @elonmusk
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Dave Hanson
2 years
@kris Time to move on.
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Dave Hanson
5 months
@Int_Machines Photo incoming….. $LUNR
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Dave Hanson
4 years
The new @discord we started a few days ago for @DumbMoneyTV already getting press! Great quotes @ChrisCamillo on Bloomberg @markets @business
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Dave Hanson
4 years
Want the iPhone 12? We want to give you one! Retweet now and watch the #AppleEvent with us Tuesday! 🔃👀📱🎉
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Dumb Money
4 years
We're giving away an iPhone 12 (when it's released!) to someone in the #WeAreDumbMoney community. To enter: - Retweet this tweet - Subscribe to DumbMoney on YT: - Tune into our Apple Keynote announcement livestream on Tuesday @ 12:30 ET to see the winner
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Dave Hanson
3 years
Guess I need to watch Squid Game. And buy some $NFLX.
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2 years
Voyager just announced major changes to their loyalty program higher earn rates, more crypto back, and up to 3% back on debit ...
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Dave Hanson
3 years
Here's my technical analysis on #PTON post-earnings today. My sincere condolences to my many friends still holding this stock 😢 #humble #blessed
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Dave Hanson
3 years
Any @DumbMoneyTV fans in Nashville? I’m here for a couple days.
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Dave Hanson
3 years
I was shocked by how easy it is to make NFT tokens. As a little experiment, I made some. Watch to find out how to get a limited edition "Crypto Dave" for free! Will they ever be valuable? Who knows! ▷
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2 years
Hey @elonmusk if you're not too busy we'd love to talk. DM open
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Elon Musk's $43 Billion Twitter Offer 👀
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Dave Hanson
4 years
With no annual fee and up to 4% back on everything, the new X1 credit card didn't even *need* to be made of stainless steel to earn a place in my wallet. (But the stainless really is beautiful.) Will this become my favorit... ▷
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Dave Hanson
4 years
Trevor Milton keeps $3.1 billion of $NKLA stock according to @cnbc report. He’ll still have billions after a legal dream team keeps him out of prison. More importantly, who should play him the @netflix movie??
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Dave Hanson
4 years
Don’t worry @ChrisCamillo @jordan_mclain this story isn’t about @DumbMoneyTV Tl;dr — guru author @larryswedroe thinks Wall Street “pros” are smarter than regular guys like us. Just a hunch, but I’m thinking his passive index strategy hasn’t beat our returns 😉 #WeAreDumbMoney
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11 months
Exactly 6 months ago on Dumb Money @ChrisCamillo and I debated whether $TSLA or $NVO would do better over the next 6 months. The results are in… and remarkably it’s almost *perfectly* a tie.
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Dave Hanson
8 months
Tesla... take my money! Gen 2 Optimus movements starting to look so human-like! I bet it walks even faster and more upright by Gen 3. Btw, Tesla sr sw eng @julianibarz says "Everything in this video is real, no CGI. All real time, nothing sped up." Incredible progress
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Tesla Optimus
8 months
There’s a new bot in town 🤖 Check this out (until the very end)!
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Dave Hanson
4 years
One more thing? Yes please! $AAPL
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Dave Hanson
2 months
@markgurman Agreed. But did anyone notice how far they kept Craig away from the camera when talking about a bunch of the Apple Intelligence stuff? A lot of it seemed dubbed. I don’t think they knew for sure which AI features would make the cut until the last minute… er, the Final Cut. (See
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3 years
Hope they conclude BTC and ETH are a passing fad too
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Dave Hanson
3 years
Did you buy the crypto dip? What’d ya buy? $btc $eth $sol $dot $doge $floki 😉
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Tesla just posted its biggest ever quarterly profit $tsla @elonmusk to the moon! Next stop Mars!
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2 years
Gotta love YouTube comments @ChrisCamillo @jordan_mclain
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Dave Hanson
4 years
Final prep in progress for today’s historic $375k Pokémon card transaction Watch live —> @DumbMoneyTV 🎧 🎥 💻🎙 just waiting for 1 more last-minute Amazon delivery!
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“Electricity wasn’t just cheaper whale oil. Automobiles weren’t just faster horses. Farming wasn’t just more productive hunting and gathering. And the Internet wasn’t just an easier way to send letters, read newspapers, or listen to music... And humanoid robots won’t just
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Here are some key highlights from Tony Seba's post "This Time, We Are The Horses" on Humanoid Robots (see his original post below) - there are so many key insights... here are a few: 1) "This time, we are the horses: the disruption of labor by humanoid robots" - This is
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🌔 $LUNR attempting first US moon landing since Apollo! 🚀 happens in 15 minutes They’re also attempting deploy a camera when they’re 30 meters away to film the landing from the surface of the moon!
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I would have waited until 2020 was over. Just sayin
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The mummy tomb, which has been sealed for 2500 years, has been opened for the first time.
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Is it ok to tweet a fleet?
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Dave Hanson
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ALERT: Even if it LOOKS like me, any comment trying to SELL you something is NOT me! Scambots have become a real problem on my comments. Hopefully @TeamYouTube or @YouTubeCreators can help! Replies from the "real" me are highlighted like this. (Please verify me!)
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@gurgavin I left 1 DOGE on FTX just to get on the list
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Dave Hanson
3 years
Just bought my first Cryptopunk! Technically, 1/3600th of punk #3670 on @OnRallyRd Congrats to my fellow owners who got in fast!
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I want to buy a failed bank! Can't make this up: JP Morgan says they’ll make $2.6B one-time gain & $500M yearly profit buying First Republic. Meanwhile, FDIC covers $13B in losses & provides $50B in financing. All this defying regulations. Flawed system?
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Dave Hanson
3 years
$hood revenue breakdown
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Dave Hanson
4 years
This is the first of a 3 part series about leveraged investing. ▷
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Dave Hanson
11 months
Just received this from a Dumb Money viewer in Denmark 🇩🇰 I didn’t even realize at the time because it all happened so fast, but we can now officially say that we shared the screen with Matthew McConaughey in a major motion picture! @DumbMoneyTV @DumbMoneyMovie @McConaughey
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2 years
So was that the bottom?
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Dave Hanson
3 years
Lucid Motors (CCIV) and NIO are two wildly hyped Tesla competitors. Do they have what it takes repeat Tesla’s success? Are $NIO and $CCIV stocks to hodl? Are you buying the dip? Or has the ev spac bubble burst? ▷
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Dave Hanson
3 years
Starlink IPO is happening! SpaceX is "launching" a spinoff... When? How much? This is "must watch" Starlink IPO news! ▷
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3 years
Some special guest hosts helped wrap up today’s marathon live stream of the $GME hearing today
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Dave Hanson
6 months
Which do you think will seem outdated first… the ski goggle aesthetic? Or the black rectangle hanging in every room? #AppleVisionPro
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Dave Hanson
2 years
BREAKING: Voyager Digital says it is pausing trading, withdrawals due to market conditions. Now isn’t the time to deposit any funds with any companies that have any exposure to 3AC or Celsius. Period.
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2 years
@notnotphoebe Upload them to ChatGPT for the benefit of future generations
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Dave Hanson
3 years
Smuckers announced they’re building a new $1.1B Uncrustables factory in Alabama… who could have predicted the increased demand? Oh yeah. #WeAreDumbMoney (Stock is only up 10% since our episode though.)
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Dave Hanson
4 years
How cool is this! I didn’t know @airbnb made novelty cereal back in the day to raise money. The IPO seems way more lucrative. Thanks for the memento @public — love the footnote “Just cereal. Not investment advice.”
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"I tell my friends that angel investing is the new stock market. It is definitely not for everyone, but it should be open to everyone." -- @howardlindzon
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Dave Hanson
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Today, for the first time, holding this iPhone 14 Pro Max in front of my face feels like an antiquated experience. I’m sitting here scrolling Twitter while watching a YouTube video in a little window in the corner of my iPhone screen. I can see replacing nearly ALL of my
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. @DumbMoneyTV movie night #barbie $MAT
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Dave Hanson
4 years
Hey @ChrisCamillo @jordan_mclain we need to talk about the @chamath @Clover_Health spac... quick Twitter live stream on @DumbMoneyTV this afternoon?
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3 years
Amazon disrupted retail at a time when just 1% of retail sales were online. Today, just 1% of residential real estate transactions are online. Could Zillow, Opendoor or Offerpad be the next Amazon stock? ▷
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Dave Hanson
3 years
@ChrisCamillo 95% chance you’ve lost your mind AND will somehow make money in the process.
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Dave Hanson
2 years
Impressive!
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Mykhailo Fedorov
2 years
Starlink — here. Thanks, @elonmusk
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@ChrisCamillo Welp, @RobinhoodApp just beat the margin rate I’ve been getting at Schwab and is offering uncapped 1% bonus on everything moved to them — is there any reason I shouldn’t move my primary account?
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2 years
Here’s what I learned after staking my entire life savings into Anchor Protocol $UST A tread 🧵👇
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Battle bots!
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3 years
This thing is amazing! I'm donating $1 to #TeamSeas for every "like" this video gets... ▷
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Dave Hanson
3 years
American Express is raising its annual fee on the Amex Platinum Card from $550 to $695. Do the new perks make up for the fee? This will be my first ever LIVE stream on this channel... so I'm doing it Saturday night during ... ▷
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2 years
BuzzFeed stock up 145% today after saying they’ll use ChatGPT. Maybe some of my stocks need to announce that too!
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Dave Hanson
4 years
Accurate.
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Paid Extra to Yell
4 years
Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :) Day 95: I sure do miss my friends .... Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned
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4 years
Retweeting this so I can find it again. Lots of wise nuggets in here. Thanks for sharing Nick
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Nick Huber
4 years
I’ve gotten a lot of bad advice in my career and I see even more of it here on Twitter. Time for a stiff drink and some truth you probably dont want to hear. 👇👇
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Apple $110 BILLION stock buyback is the biggest in the history of the world. The previous record was $83 B and was also $AAPL just 2 quarters ago. Also beat on sales & earnings.
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@EpicNewsroom Denying for the way buttons look or things are named may sound absurd, but I see Apple’s point. I would not want to be confused about which store I was using because they look similar. The stores should be visually distinct. I trust Apple and their App Store. I don’t know
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2 years
I moved all my crypto to a self custody wallet months ago. I think EVERYONE should do that. This IS financial advice! I was thinking about making another video about it. Just a tweet storm for now. #CrypoCom 🧵
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Dave Hanson
3 years
Airbnb might be the perfect travel bounce-back stock. ▷
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Dave Hanson
1 year
Apple's new 4.15% APY savings account had $1 billion in deposits in just 4 days. Incredible! Have an Apple Card? You have access... Go to the wallet app, tap your Apple Card, then the 3 dots top right, then Savings. Is this the future of banking? 🔮💳
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Dave Hanson
4 years
Uploading... exclusive credit card video “dropping” this afternoon!
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Dave Hanson
2 years
FTX “hacked”?? Nah, SBF had a backdoor that let him MOVE BILLIONS without triggering any alert to staff or auditors. This story keeps getting more insane!
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