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Some days it doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. Here for funny shit and politics. Usually they’re the same. Texan, Vet, 2A, 1A, 420+

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You’re being gaslighted: Survey: “How many unarmed Black men were killed by police in 2021?” -40% of "Very Liberals": 1,000+ -16% of "Very Conservatives": 1,000+ -Actual number: 11 …
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@SenWarren What about members of Congress? Are you giving up your millions?
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@DocNetyoutube There’s something strange with this protest at the WH right now. I smell a setup, maybe to give Joe cover for something. But I feel something is coming. There’s no way Sleepy Joe’s handlers let him on a debate stage with Trump so they have to do something.
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@KurtSchlichter Hell 5 rednecks with a case of beer could have secured that venue better than this.
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@CynicalPublius I agree. But we need confidence the @GOP is able and willing to stop the ballot harvesting in swing states and cities. Right now we don’t have that confidence.
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@RealPatrickWebb They keep coming out with things no Americans want.
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@bennyjohnson I’m no fan of Alec Baldwin but let the guy get a cup of coffee. This kind of “gotcha” citizen journalism is ugly.
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@MrAndyNgo That weird American 2A thing not looking so bad now huh England?
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@CarilynJohnson Where are the feminists now that men are destroying women’s sports?
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@Liz_Wheeler @elonmusk 87k more IRS agents. Guess who they’re coming after.
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@kylenabecker @X From the party of “save democracy”
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@JordanSchachtel So no skills to operate in the real world? Check. Made a career out of going to school? Check. Expects/demands others give her free stuff? Check.
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@DougAMacgregor Biden and Congress don’t want escalation but they don’t want peace either. They want a stagnant Forever War that keeps the money laundering flowing into their pockets.
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@ewarren The “affordable” care act raised everyone’s insurance after you guys repeated over and over “not one dime more”. Remember that?
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@JonathanTurley The J6 committee should stand trial. They destroyed evidence and historical documents, hid exculpatory evidence, denied cross examination. The list goes on.
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@AOC Well so much for unity. That didn’t last. “Fascism”? Really?
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@wendyp4545 She should go to jail for the uranium deal itself. The illegal servers and destroyed classified info is icing on the cake.
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@MikeBenzCyber Is there anyone in the US that doesn’t believe the gov was censoring speech using big tech? Anyone at all? Explain yourself.
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@CynicalPublius Notice the media never just says “right wing” or “conservative”. They always put a scary adjective in front of it. “Far right” or “extreme right wing”. And I mean always. If a regular conservative was elected dog catcher he’d be a “far right extremist dog catcher”.
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@charliekirk11 It’s all about the ballots. That’s the center of gravity in this fight. The dems know how to harvest ballots. The candidate himself literally doesn’t matter to them.
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@DefiyantlyFree We have to hold our nose and vote straight Republican all the way down. And I am disgusted with the @GOP . But keeping the house and taking the senate are just as important (maybe more so) than the Presidency.
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@RepLuna We don’t believe you. This is all theater. You could have Garland arrested today. What are you so afraid of?
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@tomselliott @davidcicilline The DC bubble in one video right there.
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@wendyp4545 Is Facebook still a thing?
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@RepSwalwell Your hateful rhetoric caused this. You wished for this. How can you say he’s literally an existential threat then say you disavow any violence towards him? By the way, you never disavowed political violence of BLM and Antifa before. Why not?
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@mitchellvii Success and money don’t solve deep problems. There are plenty of successful artists, athletes, musicians, etc who have similar issues and similar endings, sadly. I feel for his family.
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@idonotbleed News flash: if your “gf” is going to parties with you and getting other guys to provide her weed/drinks, she’s not your gf.
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@614clinton Privilege is never paying taxes but still getting a “refund” from the gov. Privilege is never having to pay bail.
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@ScottAdamsSays Biden’s staff on the phone: “Yes that’s right, 300 more vials of Adderral. Yeah that should get us through the debate. You know what, make it 400.”
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@dbongino These are obviously scripted questions. And he’s still messing it up.
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@shannonrwatts Extremists?? lol. Ok. They simply said an agency can’t make law. The legislature has to do that. It just happened to be the ATF and bump stocks in this case, but it applies to a lot of agencies that have run amuck effectively making laws on their own.
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@Mark_Penn Who gave Iran nukes? Obama (D) Who gave N Korea nukes? Clinton (D) Who gave China our military tech? Clinton (D) There’s a pattern here, but I just can’t put my finger on it.
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@deaflibertarian Been saying this for years. There’s a lot of “veteran owned/support/etc” orgs out there that are playing off emotions of civilians.
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@CynicalPublius 4 grad degrees. Don’t ask me why. And I support Trump.
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@wendyp4545 I was a military planner in the Pentagon, although I was gone before the actual AFG withdraw. But the AFG plans always centered on collapsing down to Bagram. Civ leadership in DoD and NSC always want plan changes. That’s part of the process. The military answers to civilian
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@OliLondonTV This commander should be relieved. Nothing wrong with acknowledging that some troops may be gay. No one cares. But this level of ‘celebration’ is a morale killer, and every leader worth a shit knows that. It shows the rank and file what you’re focused on and that’s not killing
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@wendyp4545 This is exactly what’s coming. The same playbook as 2020. And half of the GOP is in on it.
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@DefiyantlyFree This is a Soviet show trial. And it won’t change a single vote away from Trump.
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@DefiyantlyFree To be fair, she’s probably better off not having contact. As long as he pays child support.
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@catturd2 And we’d likely not know about this if not for @X
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@JesseKellyDC @Newsweek “I stopped reading after reporter from Newsweek”. Lol A lifetime ago I used to subscribe to that rag. Thank God I woke up.
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@greg_price11 It’s not even the subject that matters so much in this case, it’s the ease at which he just lies constantly about everything.
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@Tom_Winter @JulieNBCNews If we had a functioning press in this country we’d have answers. But then we wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place if they’d done their job 4 years ago.
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@AVindman But we already know you’re a liar. So why would we believe you? Traitor.
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@AmiriKing She won’t serve any time. Bet.
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@TomiLahren @lukepbeasley It’s sad really. They hired these DEI college kids who can’t even put a coherent tweet together.
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@SenMikeLee A republican actually taking action instead of stern tweets? About time.
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@CynicalPublius Been saying this for years too. If Americans had to write a check every month for taxes, just like another bill, they’d start noticing what they’re really getting for their money.
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@Smith_Anna11 Whoever extends the invitation pays. The guy is her guest.
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@breeadail From the folks who brought you the Afghan Retreat.
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@TaraBull808 This is my idea of a men’s camp.
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@DefiyantlyFree Trump should have formed a third party. Unfortunately there’s never a good time for that, but that’s what we need. Right now we’re forced to support the corrupt Uniparty swamp. The Republicans hate Trump as much as the Dems.
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@brithume No one ever gets fired from Biden’s administration.
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@Morning_Joe @TheRevAl We won’t forget.
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@wendyp4545 And Trump, like him or not, warts and all, is the only one who can stop this now. If he loses, we’re done for. You don’t have to like him, just vote for him. And bring friends.
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@carlquintanilla @opinion @foxjust Crime didn’t go down, crime reporting went down.
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@CynicalPublius I spent several latge chunks of time in the Middle East and had similar experiences. It’s hard to wrap your head around, and frustrating to see the fascist limousine liberals in the US spew talking points when they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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@instapundit Wait, didnt the left give Trump a lot of grief for doing the same thing?
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@Breck_Worsham @HillaryClinton Don’t stop at half. Take all of them.
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@wendyp4545 Add in the J6 pipe bombs, USSS complete lack of curiosity about it, along with their bizarre reactions and behavior after the ‘bombs’ were found, and we have a lot of questions about the entire agency. Trump needs private security.
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@CalltoActivism @AOC Only if we do the same with those who supported BLM riots raising bail money, etc.
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@ScooterCasterNY @yyeeaahhhboiii2 This whole thing seems fishy to me. I don’t know to what end, but this looks like a setup for something.
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@UltraDane Why would anyone attend UCLA Med School? Ever.
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@Acosta No one ever lists the “lies”. Let’s hear it, what were they?
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@DefiyantlyFree How does she not know this info? @NancyMace is spot on. She’s lying. Hold her in contempt.
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@Scaramucci Is this you?
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@MarkWarner The border isn’t an “urgent concern” to you?
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@charliekirk11 Has there ever been a case where the defendant alone was given a gag order by the court? And not allowed access to discovery? And not allowed access to witness list ahead of time? Our justice system is not well. This is outright denial of due process and political
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@Toure Am I the only one who is wondering wtf black Twitter is? Is there a white Twitter? Did I miss a meeting?
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@JonathanTurley I will be shocked if Garland does anything with it at all. He’s going to sit on it and run out the clock.
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@DefiyantlyFree Trump has the votes, but Biden has the ballots. That’s why they aren’t campaigning.
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@seanmdav @FDRLST Not a good look for Biden or DHS if this pans out true.
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@deaflibertarian Dad Level 1000 there. I’m impressed.
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@RepDanGoldman They simply said an agency can’t make law. The legislature has to do that. So do your job. It just happened to be the ATF and bump stocks in this case, but it applies to a lot of agencies that have run amuck effectively making laws on their own.
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@MZHemingway I like that he’s not afraid to piss off the rest of the GOP. He’s a bit untested. But the pros of his not being a swamper vs risk of being untested weighs out.
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@XVanFleet @libsoftiktok As a teenager I had Vietnamese friends who had escaped with the clothes on their backs when Saigon fell. Their parents told us the horror stories of communism and how it seduces. The saying is true: You vote your way in, but you have to shoot your way out. Teach your
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@LisaMarieBoothe If someone wants to pretend to be a woman, I don’t care. But don’t expect me to also pretend they’re a woman.
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@MarkWarner The same Russian army that spent 2 years trying to take eastern Ukraine is going to take over Europe? Sure, ok.
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@DefiyantlyFree You are correct. But we have to face the fact that Trump’s popularity doesn’t necessarily mean ballots in ballot boxes. We need a massive massive voter turnout. Vote early. Bring a friend. Bring two friends.
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@Abba_Annabelle @JoeBiden That’s not cheating. That’s a gimmie putt. He might cheat at golf, but this doesn’t show it.
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@weijia @CBSNews The same media that told you Biden was sharp as a tack? For years. Years.
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@mckinneykelsey Funny bc it’s true. I retired early. Just did the math and said, I don’t need this shit anymore. I’m good. I feel for this generation though. But there were plenty of warnings.
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@CynicalPublius Dogs have owners, cats have a staff.
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@MSNBC Maybe you guys need to tone down the hateful rhetoric and hoaxes about Trump. Just tell the truth. Is that so hard?
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@CassandraRules The left never calls anyone just “right”. It’s always “far right” or “alt right”. Call them out on that shit. Don’t let them control the vernacular.
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@RBReich Dude, you’re a college professor and you don’t understand civics or economics? How do you keep your job?
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@MSNBC That you think this is good for Kammala is really telling. This is very bad.
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@SenWarren Are you seriously saying you’re putting more money in our pockets? Really? LOL. Come with me to the grocery store or the gas station.
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@thenation Yeah we don’t believe you anymore.
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@WesternLensman Don’t forget her IT guy literally asked Reddit “how do I scrub a server?” Then he fled the country with at least one server in his possession. Nothing to see here.
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@brithume I smelled a setup or staged when I first saw it. Either a power move by Obama or they planned this.
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@jessebwatters eats Juan Williams lunch every. Single. Night.
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@amuse His staff on the phone: “Yes that’s right, 300 more vials of Adderral. Yeah that should get us through the day. You know what, make it 400.”
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