I NEED a TCU blonde in black boots to forcefully pour high noons and fireball shots down my gullet at Christie’s tonight when Savion mosses these hippy tree nerds
Every Wednesday night at Vark I would black out on $3 PbR tall boys, kareoke ‘black magic woman’, rip indoor heat, and fight an SAE for hitting on his way too hot gf
Where has the time gone?
WE. NEED. AN. EXPERIENCED. QB. AND. RB.
Yes, we have 6+ RBs BUT NONE ARE STANDOUTS YET
Yes, Hoov has looked promising but he still has a lot to prove
Don’t make the same mistake again. KJ is the best option with his experience, arm and speed
One man’s opinion 🤷
Talk to me.
One year ago today.
I think I yugged one zillion happy dads before this game… the pain was not eased.
my high school gf left me at prom for some bozo who played lax, my dad left my mom for another man, I lost state twice… this one topped them all.
Had to throw some open fists at my mother to get her credit card, and now my douche stepdad Aaron is threatening to kick me out again, but this is for a GREAT CAUSE! TCU TCU TCU!
Please join us at the LDC and donate to Indiana Special Olympics. Nothing can replace hosting a super regional, but we sure can help support our next foes in a different way. Click link & and donate, gang.
#FrogsForSycs
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@FlyingTClub
START ADVERTISING START ADVERTISING START ADVERTISING. WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN CALLED YET TO DONATE $500k??
LET’S GET TO GETTING PEOPLE WE HAVE A NATTY TO GET BACK TO!
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1 year ago today was the best day of my life. No party, birth of child, wedding, high school football game, one night stand, or holiday will ever come close.
We slapped, flipped, then rubbed down Michigan.
Good day.
The power of social media!
Whatsupwhatsup Jordan! - we met at gator bash that same year while I was visiting
I was wearing Sperrys w/ Elite socks and you told me I looked like a chach. Anyways, I told all of my friends we made out.
Glad to see you’re doing well!
🚨NEWS: Pop Isaacs (
@poppop_5
) will transfer to Creighton
He averaged 15.8 points, 3.2 rebounds and 3.5 assists per game this season at Texas Tech
Isaacs also made the Big 12 third team
@TheAthleticCBB
🔔🚨AMBER ALERT 🚨‼️
Every Michie Ultra Amber Max in the state of Texas has been abducted by a man with a billowing feather on his head, last seen griddying down I-45 absolutely gift wrapped in a white/purple Guayabera shirt from Squire Shop. HE IS DANGEROUS TCU TCU TCU!
Due to recent coaching circumstances, I will not be accepting an offer or continuing any recruitment with the University of Alabama.
I want to thank any coaches who would have reached out after watching my highlight tape.
Please respect my decision 🙏🏽
#AGTG
#YAGI
💯
Another wedding this weekend. Today marks the 2 year anniversary I’ve been banned from Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, Grindr, Zoosk, Christian Mingle, BLK, Luxy, eHarmony and OkCupid all on the same day.
June was supposed to be my rest month as I start my booze conditioning training in July for football season… BUT THE TEAM FOOKIN NEEDS ME, THERES NO OFFSEASON FOR THE FROGSSSS TCU TCU TCU
BIG NEWS!! Livermore high school has a quarterbacks coach opening for their freshman football team! I will be heading to NorCal this week to interview on July 5th!!! I’m not moving out of Texas tho FUCK THAT, hope I can do this job remotely
Okay, I’m ready. Press conference time. Our defense sucked. We put no pressure on Sanders and missed numerous tackles. Not even upset with Morris’ performance, thought he did fine for the first game of the year. Props to the buffs. Travis Hunter is the Nations mvp (1/2)
Final in Austin: Texas 2, TCU 1
Frogs return home for four straight starting Tuesday night against Dallas Baptist. First pitch set for 6 p.m.
#FrogballUSA
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#GoFrogs
Met this couple tonight, too drunk to remember their names but seemed like decent ppl. The guy had an absolute feather on his head and the chick was for sure whatsupwhatsup!
@tank_carder
@TCU
It’s a confusing life I live- having a father who left my mom for another man but also fully accepting Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior… but I agree Tank, at the end of the day i can accept my fathers for who they are but doesn’t mean my peers should accept them too!
WHAT IS GOING ON ?? THE EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER!
DO I NEED TO BUY SEASON TICKETS??
WILL ONE OF THESE BABES DM ME BACK??
am i gay but afraid to tell my family?
WHY DID HAILEY C. DECOMMIT WHEN THIS HOTTIE TRIO WAS ABOUT TO START WARSSSS??
Hearing that Maddie Scherr (5’11 G/Kentucky) is set to transfer to TCU.
Scherr averaged (12.5) points, (4.8) rebounds, and (3.4) assists this past season. 👀
Weekend update:
- Go Stars
- I’m a tit man
- Doce Mesa margs are Gasolina by Daddy Yankee featuring Pitbull, lil John, Noriega and DJ Buddha on Spotify
- the dry streak continues
- My biological father is still a fairy
- I’m the man
- Frogs are not going to Omaha
Derius Davis chose to come back to TCU for a 5th year, had the season of his life, and is now one of the league’s best returners. Cool to see him named to the NFL PA All-Pro First Team today as a punt returner.
Bright future ahead for
@yodere11
in LA. TCU stays Returner U…
Yesterday’s stats🍀:
Whatsupwhatsups: 81
“Yo she’s bad af”: 44
“Are you Irish? Cause when I look at you my penis be Dublin!”: 10
Bouncers fought: 2
Wrist flicks: 92
Parties crashed: 2 (stole some bbq)
Green beers yugged: 12
Jamison shots: 9
Finger bangs: 0.3
Thanks everyone!
Save the turtles - don’t wear condoms, gaslight your therapist, and jerk off before you go out so you can last longer when you jerk off when you get home
-DC QB1
3-0 in beer die
Pool tots in my face
4 Javier’s margs
Lucky Dog (2 smu
#chix
)
Stan’s (my dad owns the place- didn’t not spend $140 on drinks)
News reporter chick (brunette)
My head is THROBBING
What should I get to eat?
The pump I just acquired is absolutely detrimental. My arms look absolutely ridiculous right now. I can’t wait for
@drakectoll
to eat my bicep when I have him in a chokehold this weekend
TCU TCU TCU!
Double days start this week
@FootballSrv
@Westlake_Nation
The skills I had on the field were a combo of Mahomes (physically) and Oppenheimer (mentally). Those 2 statements don’t correlate at all but thought it was important to mention. Happy Sunday. I’m hung as an old man’s sack
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH THIS IS THE MOST MONTE VISTA THING IVE SEEN IN YEARS!
So much Jello to digest. Moral is low, but testosterone is high! The rebound of Frogball all depends on how hard i booze tonight. THE SPOTLIGHT IS ON ME!