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A war or 3. Total catch. Mustang Officer(prior enlisted). Done both Stuff and Junk. Taylor Swift of War merch: https://t.co/ziMLsfQSAe
Mochadishu, Washington.
Joined June 2009
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If you missed it, @POTUS is also leaving behind several hundred military working dogs. You can help here:.
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@ClayTravis Not a contradiction: Controlling your own image is at the core of introversion.
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It's not about staying or leaving. It's HOW you left.
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@GavinNewsom Weird how the rocketing suicide rate coincides with your statewide school shutdowns, no?.
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If you ask "Is Rohrabacher this stupid?" you've clearly never met him.
WATCH: GOP lawmakers push arming toddlers in Sacha Baron-Cohen show
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@RadioFreeTom Watched it. If I were a juror, I saw a guy with a gun endure a string of possible life-threatening attacks. What did I miss?.
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He single-handedly dispelled the myth of "No one wants to seize your guns." So, thanks for that.
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@rob_connections @nathaliejacoby1 Good call. Granddaughters get married all the time. Definitely not worth the 0.0001% chance of death. (I assume you don't use highways either. Or eat hotdogs. Both good calls.).
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@davidhogg111 @SenRickScott You're now twisted by what you think you hate. Come up for air and see the cartoon of yourself you've become.
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In regards to the recall and Gavin's leadership style, let me paraphrase a famous adversary: "I'm afraid all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.". I shall continue packing, looking forward to our new landing zone by November 1.
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@kristina_wong Eyeroll. If my enemy had sticks and fire extinguishers in Baghdad, I'd have 100% of my hearing and metal detectors wouldn't hate me.
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BREAKING: Harvard And Yale Scientists Are Vampires.
Harvard and Yale scientists are proposing that we tackle climate change by dimming the sun. It sounds crazy, but according to their research, it could actually cut the rate of global warming in half:
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Orange County, you have a problem.
Dana Rohrabacher Defends Bringing Holocaust Denier To Capitol Hill -
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If your son didn't evaporate in the instant a suicide bomber detonated his device, you have no fucking clue what it feels like @POTUS . Let Beau RIP.
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@JerryBrownGov @realDonaldTrump Imagine how well-funded CALPERS would be if we did NOT blow $20billion/year on free services for illegal aliens. The ERs alone would save $10billion.
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I was mask-shamed in a Lowes parking lot for carrying my mask in my hand because I wasn't near people yet. Older white guy "It's the new rule. Garcetti announced it.".No kidding. We are 40 miles north of Karen City. His all encompassing power and love do not reach this far, sir.
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@rico4usa @MuhammadLila @answerallman I know a guy whose daughter's LA County swim team had a Syrian boy join last summer. His parents had the wrong gear for him. So the guy runs to Big5 during his first practice and was back in 15 minutes with a racing suit, cap, and goggles. He just feel the need to tweet about it.
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I'm not sure people are absorbing what will happen on 9/11/2021. We have handed the Taliban a legendary, historic holiday. It will be celebrated in Pakistan and Iran as well. This didn't have to happen like this. This is a top to bottom unforced error by Mr Foreign Policy POTUS.
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27 of America's 3,242 counties are responsible for almost 80% of firearm homicides. Without them, we'd be at the EU average, but in possession of 300 million legally-owned guns.
"Realistically, a gun control plan that has any hope of getting us down to European levels of violence is going to mean taking a huge number of guns away from a huge number of gun owners."
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Is she single?.
“I hope someone kills your whole f—ng family,” a protester tells Portland Police with a smile at the antifa/BLM riot in downtown.
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Ouch. Bad breakup. Like, rabbit boiling territory.
Michael Wolff is a total loser who made up stories in order to sell this really boring and untruthful book. He used Sloppy Steve Bannon, who cried when he got fired and begged for his job. Now Sloppy Steve has been dumped like a dog by almost everyone. Too bad!
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And don't even START her on the Gerrymandering of SCOTUS districts!.
Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: "If we work our butts off to make sure that we take back all three chambers of Congress — Uh, rather, all three chambers of government: the presidency, the Senate, and the House.". The 3 branches of government: executive, legislative, judicial.
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16 years before Apollo11, Buzz Aldrin practiced walking on the moon by shooting down an asshole commie's MiG-15 in Korea. May, 1953.
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"Global warming" my ass, this fire has "homeless weenie roast" all over it. Any SoCal predictive "fire map" that doesn't account for homeless fires on a cold night is meaningless. Every major fire since 2014 has been man-made: utility equipment or homeless. #GettyFire @KFIAM640.
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You misspelled "shit tons of coke."
I sometimes use colorful language. I will refrain in this arena but not give up the passionate fight for @realDonaldTrump's agenda. #MAGA.
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Now that San Francisco has your attention, Google "Edwin Ramos, Bologna Family murder MS-13.".Then ask "Who was the CITY ATTORNEY and MAYOR back then?".@KamalaHarris .@GavinNewsom .They are terrified of the attention that THEIR policies are getting tonight.
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BREAKING: Pelosi Complains "IRGC Didn't Give Prior Notification To Congress!".
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Ultimately, First Man is about Neil Armstrong. And Armstrong was a fiercely patriotic man. So, the decision to minimize and avoid the nearly-unavoidable Americanness of Apollo11 is disrespectful to the guy they think they're honoring. Curious.
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Reports that Qasem Suleimani, IRGC Quds Force commander, was killed in tonight's strikes. (Quds designed and mass produced the EFP roadside bombs that killed approx 2000 US troops in Iraq).
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I think you skipped the "Discover a fictional element call Vibranium" step.
“We know that if we want to live in a world that looks more like Wakanda, the first step is you invest in some women and girls.” #WakandaForever.
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It's a fact that the AR-15 is the only rifle on the face of the Earth that can fire in semi-auto mode. And it sends an 8000 mile per hour bullet that has been specially designed to damage it's target. No other firearm on Earth does this. Facty fact fact. Please RT. #GunSense.
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Has anyone noticed that 2020 is "The Year Of The Idealized Mixed-Race Couple With Kids In Car Commercials?" Do they get their own lane?.
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From tech contractor in Kabul: "Rashid Dostum (anti-Talib warlord) is paying ANSDF Blackhawk pilots to fly north. $1million/bird. Pilot included.".
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Larry Elder on @AandGShow just now:"In regards to the white woman in the gorilla mask. Gentlemen, how do we know it was a mask?".He should get your vote for that alone.
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We found a gem at Palmdale Animal shelter today. Male, 1 year old Border Collie/Aussie Shep. Genius dog. Sat unadopted because no one wanted a 3 -footed herding dog. We grabbed him before his time ran out. The luck was ours. @AnimaLancaster
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We're picking up "Lucille" from the @AnimaLancaster at 3pm. Tan female Border Collie found wandering in the desert. Skin and bones. She's about to get 11 fenced acres and unlimited eggs for the rest of her life. Plus two playmates who love a good chase.
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Uh oh. There might be a sudden epidemic of Gravity Overdose and Concrete Poisoning at the Kremlin until the "source near Putin" is discovered.
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NNNnnnnnnnnnnnoooo. You dolt. It's California. Lake Mendocino is a MAN MADE reservoir. It could be filled tomorrow. Now do Tahoe.
Where I’m standing I should be 40 ft under the water of Lake Mendocino. Instead--I’m on dry, cracked earth. That’s climate change. Today I declared a drought conditions state of emergency in Mendocino & Sonoma to immediately increase drought resilience.
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First day of school for 2018-19 school year. Daughter unit has been skipped from 3rd to 5th grade. She studied and tested all summer. Aced everything. Other parents greeted her with with a range from suspicion to open hostility. People are turds.
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3 GOP candidates have now officially flipped Democrat-held House districts in California.
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@atrupar "Preserve your documents" is hardly a threat. It's part of the FDRA, as many Secret Service folks are about to discover.
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Man with no legal right to be in this country recklessly fires his stolen gun, kills a citizen. Yeah, Trump sure had to stir the pot on this one.
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If your restaurant or eatery would be so kind as to accept a US Coast Guard @USCG ID for a free family meal, I'll make sure people hear about you. CG Los Angeles is in San Pedro, so lets start there. @KFIAM640 . Keep it @SuperHyperLocal .(I'll give you a shoutout on Sunday night.
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"Taliban doesn't have an air force.". They do now.
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This isn't woke-training, it's child abuse.
Toddlers and very young children are marched outside the Portland federal courthouse. They carry signs and say, “F— the police” on cue from the adults. One toddler does the black power fist. #BlackLivesMatter
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The reason there's two classes of several dozen Chula Vista and Sacramento high school students stuck in Afghanistan is because the @StateDept told them in May that it was safe to travel. So, that happened. #PromisesKept.#BlameTheCitizen.
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I hope this is the breaking point. Good for this guy, putting Marines before career. Maybe some accountability from @SecDef is called for?.
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It's OK to laugh at this, for this man is a dumbass.
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How dare law enforcement enforce law.
The L.A. County Sheriff's Department still gives ICE access to jails, and watchdog group wants it to stop
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Who was lecturing me about harmless skateboards last week?.This is exactly why they bring them. You can't make a quick escape on a baseball bat.
This is the masked man with a skateboard hitting the armed person on the ground a split second before he presumably gets shot. I don’t know if he is one of the two that died. #KenoshaRiots
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Subjects. versus citizens. Learn the difference folks. Buy guns and ammo.
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I hate tomorrow. If he AVOIDS rejection, he'll declare it a "vindication," not a warning sign that a significant number of us think he's a Giant Donkey Dick. #YesToRecall.#GavinIsADonkeyDick.@GavinNewsom.
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Regardless of the announcement in a few minutes, believe me, you're going to be fine. Keep your head. Think before you make a move. Above all, do not let your kids know how freaked out you really are. Focus on them. The anxiety gets better every day as it becomes your normal.
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@JohnKerry And people in Hell should get ice water. I THOUGHT you and your boss said the Iranian government would become reasonable after you gave them billions in cash?.
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The inmate firefighters who responded to a few fires in my neighborhood busted ass for hours. If they spend a year doing that, I think they've earned a bit of expungement so they can do it for a living. #ab2147
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@20committee I don't want to paint with a broad brush, but if you're over 50 and get a full back Nixon tattoo, you might be a giant douche-canoe.
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We have the rare opportunity to stop a conspiracy theory in it's cradle. Fuck that, right?.
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Thanks for the supportive emails and messages. I'm finding out that I'm not the only one going through this.
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Just wrapped watching Biden blustering through the same false-choice "Do you want to stay forever?" crap. Tired message, not the issue. He is divorced from reality.
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. Or maybe just teach actors how to clear a weapon and that they shouldn't accept a weapon unless it's cleared in front of them?.This is basic Boy Scout shit.
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this is the hardest i've laughed since the "I want my emotional support animal!" cry of 2017.
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Finally, a real dialogue! This woman is a bridge builder!.
LA Protester: “if you take that badge off I’ll suck your d*ck, take that badge off, quit your job, I’ll suck the f*ck out of your dick. I’ll eat your pu**y too ladies. ”
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@TheBlakeElliott @karol Since when did Wisconsin go Full California?! Never go Full California.
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Hey, Rest Of America: He's misdirecting a "surplus" that is due to FEDERAL money, and bribing us to keep him in office. Illegal Aliens included (since they vote here also).The pretty boy of the Pelosi Mafia is making an offer you can't refuse. @KennedyNation @TuckerCarlson.
Round 2 of Golden State Stimulus checks start to go out this week!. 2 out of 3 Californians are eligible for $600 or more -- we’re putting money directly back into the pockets of those that need it most.
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Fight or Flight. He chose correctly. Probably didn't have to think real hard about it.
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I hate knowing stuff that I can't say on the air in 2020. Truth is in quarantine. Knowledge is still wearing a mask.
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The actual Greatest Threat To Democracy is stupid people voting.
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Source at China Lake Naval Weps Station says very expensive damage being assessed right now. Backup power, etc.
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Fun Fact Reminder: Our Governor dated a 19 year old concierge as rebound from the Kimberly Guilfoyle divorce. He's on video buying the 19 year old woman beers at a @SFGiants game. We now return you to today's Virtue COVIDing. @GaryandShannon @KFIAM640.
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Hey LA County? You voted to empower criminals. You voted out a homegrown female African-American DA for a guy who has never prosecuted a case. Thank George Soros. Lock up your stuff.
BREAKING: Jackie Lacey has conceded the race for LA District Attorney to progressive challenger and former San Francisco DA George Gascon. Lacey is getting emotional as she speaks. She was the first woman & African American to serve as LA DA. @FOXLA.
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Roman Abramovich got his yacht out of Barcelona last night. The Zimmermann Telegraph of 2022.
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A 7.1?!.Well, I have a well with a backup hand pump. Cans of black beans. 3 dogs(two of whom are angry). 28 laying hens and 1000s of rounds of 300Blackout. How you doin?.@KFIAM640.
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"Shotgun!". "OK."
Fontana man fatally shoots friend in argument over who gets to sit in front seat of car
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For the unitiated: Kshama Sawant is a Seattle City councilmember who is a proud Socialist (communist) with a wealthy tech husband and an anti police agenda. She denounced fentanyl crimininalization as a "White Agenda" and gets called out by a small businessman who loses $100s of.
SAWANT DESTROYED: Before Tuesday evening's Seattle council drug vote, self proclaimed socialist councilmember Kshama Sawant(@cmkshama) went on her usual cop hating, blame the billionaires, class warfare monologue. But after she evoked her version of the black experience in
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