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Secretly becoming a Master of brainy things. (For the womens: Scorpio, 8:18 am, 6 ft. 8.5 in., 0 kids, and yes I baked that apple bread)

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@TheBlakeElliott
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2 years
Baking Achievement: Unlocked
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@FightHaven I didn't see a "legend" eliminate an "out of control dude" I saw a trained fighter with zero self-control put a random stranger in the hospital because he couldn't keep his ego in check.
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@crotchner2 "Your baby's already five days old Carol, back to work you have other responsibilities."
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@lyndelld In this instance French women who were screwing Nazi soldiers and officers in Occupied France
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@Terror_Alarm So the cops were "transphobic" for eliminating the school shooter because the school shooter was trans. Got it. 1,000 bullets might not have been overkill. Also, the word "accused" has no place in this tweet.
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@TheBlakeElliott
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Right & Left coming together tonite to agree that 'Tiny Dancer' playing during this moment was pretty awesome. Five seconds of unity.
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President Trump hearing about RBG’s death for the first time... Wow.
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@SenatorBennet not entirely true, but "called me on my phone for a planned photo-op" doesn't have the same ring to it...
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@spectatorindex Hard to imagine no one wants to pay $17 per person to eat fast food slop they used to eat for three bucks.
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@EricLevitz Kamala 2.0: Unburdened by What Has Been
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@kathygriffin Another job created by @realDonaldTrump
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@crotchner2 OG did it better and it was actually sexy.
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@karol So if I'm reading this right, he was arrested for multiple felonies and misdemeanors a couple weeks ago, then was released on $1,000 bond on Friday. Heads are gonna roll over this mess.
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@davidhogg111 This is legit one of the most loathsome comments I have ever read. You are a sad little boy.
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@FLVoiceNews She was selected to enforce the rule of law. She didn't. She was fired. Hopefully, going forward, many such cases.
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@ChrisCillizza I thought this was a tweet bragging about the awesome couple in front of someone on a plane... Then I saw who posted it. Now it's comedy.
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@RadioClydeNews We made Greta's ego too big and now look what happened. How dare you!
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@ArtValley818_ 1. (Account Suspended) 2. (Account Suspended) 3. (Account Suspended)
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@TheBlakeElliott
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Pauly Shore, UFOs and Cumtown trending this Friday night. The 20's are fucking weird.
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@united @JennaLongoria Can you only fly @United if you're willing to support the life choices of every person who works for United? Interesting policy...
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@TheBlakeElliott
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@jonathanchait He didn't shit his pants and forget English, so you clap.
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@TheBlakeElliott
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CNN spent more effort investigating a Reddit kid on a holiday weekend than 8 yrs of the Obama admin. Priorities. #CNNBlackmail
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@kylenabecker Then she acts like this polite guy is going to attack her and says she needs the police to protect her from him, such a woman thing to do.
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@TheBlakeElliott
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In her own words E. Jean Carroll was a horny golddigger who enjoyed rape fantasies, but sure go ahead and take her at face value.
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@robbystarbuck Gay today or detention!
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@harris_wins The Left is so used to spinning narratives out of thin air that they think this will somehow work. But people see the game now.
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@Hubbard_RMN @AndeWall I am so sorry this shirt happened to you. Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.
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@jdpoc ** Trump was speaking about potential layoffs in the auto industry
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@PopCrave I've... never respected Jonah Hill more?
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@Breaking911 "So if this behavior is inappropriate & disrespectful in front of the White House, which is just a building, is it not inappropriate & disrespectful in front of children?" Hope someone asks that question.
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@Jules31415 @isabellarileyus She'd prefer... attention.
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@deaflibertarian Yes, it is true. 20 yrs ago I attended an event she was at for a documentary about the Vietnam War, and I stood up during the Q&A and told her she had committed treason and should have been executed by a firing squad. She didn't like that. 😏
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@crotchner2 land acknowledgement or i'm leaving the salon
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@PpollingNumbers Whoever said "There's no such thing as a stupid question" had never met an American pollster.
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@libsoftiktok Make him tattoo Christian artwork every day under threat of lawsuit, like their side does. Turnabout is fair play.
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@disclosetv This is how democracy dies: Change the rules so you can change the laws so you can change the rules.
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@Breaking911 illegally House *illegally* passes bill
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@MensHealthMag Why are WOMEN writing Men's Health? Save that trash writing for Cosmo.
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@RealEmirHan There were some overlong shots for sure, but he could shoot 3 min of a guy sweeping a bar floor and it would be more interesting than half of what's on tv, you let him do his thing. The idea of a suit chirping in his ear like that on-set is bonkers.
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@JCFights Notice the way nobody runs up and stomps on that guys head while he's on the ground. I notice these things now.
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@extradeadjcb Poem in English. Spoken in her home.
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Roseanne's tweet was horrible, but was NOT EVEN CLOSE to the violent, misogynistic, child-threatening trash Peter Fonda has been spewing the last few days. Waiting to hear the Hollywood outrage and subsequent blackballing... I won't hold my breath
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@girlbrain8 @crotchner2 Jennifer's Body was good, the OG was Ginger Snaps
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@redsteeze She's never faced a press corps doing their job before.
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@Ladybug2010SSRS @RobProvince He was playing. Because he's 5 yrs old. It's called having fun. Try it sometime, you drip.
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@Srirachachau Not sure anyone supports cinema and the film medium more than Tom Cruise, good mentor for Powell to have
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@Breaking911 So, Police determined that the deceased driver failed to yield to oncoming traffic after a stop sign, but when the oncoming traffic is moving 104 mph you can't really prepare for that.
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@MegganAnderson @oscarmayer lol vegans are so desperate to tell everyone that they're vegan that they'll get on hot dog twitter just to talk about it
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@CarpeDonktum 4th Quarter for the 49ers...
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@alx Walking into a UFC fight with an entourage of Dana White, Kid Rock, and Tucker Carlson is kind of awesome.
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@ninaturner Your Highnessness, You were a state legislator and you are not even that anymore, stop acting as though you deserve special title or respect for being a failed socialist politician. That high horse may be dismounted now.
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@PeterD23265906 @ambermruffin It's not confusing: it's because we don't want more Gretas, we want more Kyles. Keep her.
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@redforkian aww, man... i was gonna buy a frame there this week now i'll have to buy two
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@jonallendc @NBCNews Joe Biden's events like this usually ended in him challenging an Iron Worker to a fistfight in the parking lot. Spare me.
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@KILLTOPARTY the cute and chubby to skinny and bored pipeline flows strong
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@Paul__Brainy @APompliano it's called a hydrofoil, generally they have no motor there's a larger portion of the fin under the water that you can't see that keeps you buoyant as long as you're moving forward, which in turn keeps your forward momentum going they're like a water physics hack, for surfing
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@AsteroidWatch But how many ostriches big is it? Or is it the size of several beluga whales? Inquiring minds need to know.
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@itsjulyxo @SouthlandPost My gun saved my life last year. Like I literally wouldn't be here writing this sentence. I live in an inner-city decimated by liberal policies, I need protection.
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@Hamzakk Shockingly inflation and employment are issues everywhere now after we shut down the entire global economy over a cold.
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@Timcast If you haven't blamed a fart on someone else are you even alive? And what, she blamed a single fart on multiple classmates? How does that work? I heard she even yelled "Whoever smelt it, dealt it!" and giggled. Monster.
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@TrumpJew2 Tear in the latex mask the lizard person underneath wears for cover...?
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'The Connors' is gonna tank and cost ABC a shitload of money.
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@EvanAKilgore @realDonaldTrump I think his doctors probably informed him that if he keeps shouting at fourteen more rallies over three days he won't have a voice to do the last few, he's already sounding hoarse. Protecting his vocal cords so he can get through to the end.
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Was at my Grandparent's when The Connors started on the muted living room tv, reminded Grandma to change the channel so it wouldn't register having tuned in for even a min of it. And my 83 yr old Grandma, until very recently a lifelong Democrat, decided on Tucker Carlson. Smile.
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@KTHopkins French military finally found an adversary they can beat: an unarmed populace. This is why gun rights.
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I feel like we're all part of a secret nationwide experiment to see how much retarded bullshit society is willing to put up with. #FrontHole #Healthline
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@kelly_knox Not often is a single teaser image so much cooler than the actual movie, but that poster slaps. Had it on my wall in 1999.
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@disclosetv She's very smiley for extending government tyranny without a vote.
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@NiagaraAction The number of people defending the shoplifter in this thread is astounding. He wasn't the victim, he was the criminal.
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@JackPosobiec So an entire production crew had access to this area containing classified documents? That's the question that needs to be hammered.
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@BuzzFeedBen Funny, I thought the word "disgusting" perfectly summed up BuzzFeed.
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Rep. Steve Cohen telling Peter Strzok he deserves a fugging PURPLE HEART for being asked tough questions in this hearing is embarrassing, stupid, and probably more than a little offensive to the soldiers who have sacrificed for him to spew such pathetic and obnoxious dreck.
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@hahalolwot @redsteeze Ahh yes, I remember back when I was a wee boy of eight when the missus would say "Babe these multiplication tables are killing me, would you mind popping out to boys' restroom and picking me up a tampon?"
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@libsoftiktok @AustinISD If you repeatedly tell young kids it will make them popular to be gay tons of kids will "come out" because most kids want to be popular, it's that simple.
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@CallMeK1123 @isabellarileyus Nobody puts Baby in a corner 😏
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@Breaking911 "So if this behavior is inappropriate & disrespectful in front of the White House, which is just a building, is it not inappropriate & disrespectful in front of children?" Hope someone asks that question.
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You don't get credit for "discovering" that Catherine O'Hara has been an accomplished actress for several decades. FFS, stop this planet and let me off.
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@Oilfield_Rando Drag shows are less gay than this.
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@JackPosobiec For a Circuit Attorney she sure doesn't seem to know the definition of the words "violent assault". A "violent assault" is what went down at the statue where "protesters" attacked the elderly and beat them with sticks.
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@ImmaBioloG @wesman0615 @CalebJHull They were defending their families from being slaughtered in a church, don't be such a chickenshit. People behaving heroically to protect the innocent is a beautiful thing and thank God for people like them.
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"Nightbooks" easily one of my Top 10 favorite things Netflix has ever produced, check it out it feels more like 80's kids horror than 2020's. Krysten Ritter in top form and several awesome costumes, and both the kid actors were really great. Art design and execution were aces.
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@RNCResearch @JamesRosenTV They'll give the Biden Administration another award for transparency in governance, and celebrate the zero scandals.
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@Sheryl77858074 @ClintBowyer I'm sure he's devastated, having met the PRESIDENT today. Hoping you get through this difficult time, so sorry this happened to you.
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@Jules31415 @greg_price11 He looks like the live-action adaptation of a cartoon dunce cap.
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@lysergicgrafiti @MegganAnderson i was today years old when i learned that vegans think only vegans can get boners, despite being the end result of a long line of meat-eaters getting boners and banging their great-grandmas
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@screentime That would be a great idea... for killing a multi-billion dollar franchise.
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@MerissaHansen17 I can only read "doctors baffled" so many times over the same exact medical issue before I start to wonder if doctors really are, in fact, baffled
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You'll never be Jim Varney in a DeLorean cool, not gonna happen.
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@AmoneyResists In a gated community on a private street while people march on their property shouting slurs & threatening them, with no police protection anywhere... They won't get arrested, this is Missouri not Chicago or NY, it's not a lawless wasteland. People stand up for themselves here.
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@CallMeK1123 @fatfabfeminist This prob why everyone says their bagels are so good.
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@ReElectNydia @thecjpearson @AOC Came here to point out threatening a teenager might just be a bad thing... aaaaand four thousand people have done it for me already.
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Man, that final episode of #TheOrville was pitch-perfect. Hope Disney picks it up for a new season.
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@BridgetPhetasy He's better when he's loose.
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@Last_Individual They are becoming more like lists of why it's good to be white.
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@MarinaMedvin Palestine is Hamas and Hamas is Palestine. I have seen little to dissuade myself of that belief.
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Real question: At what point are you allowed to resist arrest if the police are murdering you? At some point your unalienable right to life supersedes the cop's authority to use force, right? #MinneapolisPolice
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@LozzaFox Make sure you get those selfies in at every possible moment, ladies.
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@AP Journalists are not nearly despised enough.
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@jjmilkyy @TheLaurenChen she looks like the background street trash in a cyberpunk video game i weep for her parents, who paid for their beautiful daughter to go to college only to have her come back looking like rejected concept art from an avril lavigne music video
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@more_meat_loaf how close that bear came to having a snack
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@jacopocoghe @ProVitaFamiglia The United Kingdom is now a failed civilization.
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@CassandraRules @Kohls @MyPillowUSA Yeah I'm done with them too. They wanna play games, let's all play games.
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