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Two northerners, three Muslims on the ballot, yet, no consensus candidate. NNPP packing Kano votes. PDP, APC and even LP generously sharing northern votes. The north is the hub of Nigerian democracy. All I see is enlightened voters voting for their candidates of choice.
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Pigeons have been running courier service efficiently for thousands of years before DHL. They were involved in starting wars, stopping wars, averting wars, love stories and many other noble causes. I never thought they'd stoop this low, I am disappointed in them.
Apparently these birds transport cocaine drug and weed from Peru prison to alcatraz prison…🤔
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Not a fan of Peter Obi, but he said "Nigeria" must live within its means; meaning cutting down the cost of governance (which Nigeria needs).
Buhari said "Nigerians" should live within their means, which is also a good but unsolicited advice.
When Buhari said this, people said he was glorifying poverty and killing dreams. But if it comes from Peter Obi, it is a visionary, brilliant thinking.
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Every time I read books or materials on Islamic finance, I am amazed by the depth and strictness of the rules put in place to protect the common man. Everything is centred around the people. Corporates are just there to facilitate.
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Red flag or not, babe or guy, if you're a habitual reader, but almost 100% of your time is spent reading fiction, then there's a problem. A very serious problem.
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When I see all these poverty tweets, I just laugh. In 2018, a friend wanted to buy water pumps in Kano, so he asked wether I knew a supplier. I called my dad's friend, who is an agro-equipment dealer. He said he didn't have pumps at the time, but his friend in 'yan kura did..
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If I have male children and I am wealthy, I will support them to marry very early in their 20s with full initial set-up costs. There is almost zero benefits to delaying marriage.
Men should never get married until they are over 35. The older the better.
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@Oluwajosh_
Yahoo boys fed the beast. SARS arrests them during their rogue operations, they bail themselves on the spot with ~500k. It's like a drug, SARS got addicted. Now every good looking person becomes a target for ridiculous extortion or they'll just shoot them if they don't get paid.
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When I have children Insha Allah, I'll try to make sure they have a solid background in Quran, basics of the deen, language (fulfulde & arabic), mathematics and swimming. Then I'll allow them to figure out life from there.
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You don't understand. What we want is somewhere between crazy and calm. Wadda ta dan je Islamiya amma kuma ba yar kauye ba. A little bit spoiled but smart and ambitious. Classy but not avaricious. Etc. Kin gane ai😂
Wato ku maza yanzu kunfi son matan da suka goge koh 🤔
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I'm looking for a cultured and intelligent northern young fellow (preferably ≤ 30 yrs), that's passionate about healthcare and excellent with corporate communication, to take up a role in my company. If that you, let's chat!
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So I've been selected for the Google Africa Developer Scholarship program, again.
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There's poverty in the whole country, but the best way to help the poor is by not being one of them.
Focus all your energy on your OWN hustle. Because if you're poor in this life, no northerner or southerner will prioritise your needs over theirs. It's simple.
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@DrOlufunmilayo
@GalacticoHD
The missed rule number 1: only Nigerians can abuse Nigeria, simple!
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What "Liberal Muslims" struggle to understand is the line between committing a sin and justifying a sin. We all commit sins and have varying levels of Iman. But openly defending and justifying a sin, is a dangerous path that'll only lead you out of Islam.
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Incase you didn't get the details of what went down during PMB's visit to Yola, here is a little excerpt🙄
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Ba ma sata yayi ba fa, kawai ana dan gunaguni ne here and there...yace: "Politics cannot function without public trust" zai kauce ya bama wani wuri.
Japanese Prime Minister Kishida To Step Down In September Over Financial Misconduct, Rising Living Costs | Sahara Reporters
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Wether you are from the south or from the north, you've got to drop all these negative energy man. Make friends in the north and the south. Friends that'll help you grow. Friends that'll call you and give you business.
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When I visited my village the last time, it was then I realised the level of impact some of his agricultural policies have made. So many people are low-key making lots of money from farming. Outputs have skyrocketed. A rice mill is currently being built in my village!
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When some of my arewa brothers complain that our scholars are not speaking about an issue, what they really mean is that they have not seen a post or a random 20 secs video circling around X. But the truth is they don't listen to those scholars, they have no idea what they teach.
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On this kidnapping case, it's best to allow the complete story to be established first before having a stand. There are so many possibilities. I understand the urge to say "I told you guys", as the FBI agent that you are. Still, resist that urge and wait.
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I've been reading the book Ikigai for a few days now. It talks about the people of Ogimi, Okinawa, who have the highest life expectancy on earth. According to them, one of the key secrets of long life is keeping ties of friendship and belonging to a community of friends.
You will lose 99% of your friends when you focus on your growth, and that’s OK.
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In the future this kids be arguing like "I had G-Wagon at 2 bitch"
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Zulum is trying to help his state recover from a humanitarian crisis within the context of a struggling national economy. His people's priorities are immediate. Feed them, rebuild their schools and hospitals. He doesn't have the luxury of fancy summits and big grammar. Not yet.
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Exactly! When Dattijo was named for deputy governor CBN, nobody complained. They know what they're doing. We'll never celebrate mediocre nepotistic appointments in the name of "women" or "youth" inclusion. Da a bawa incompetent "dan arewa" appointment gwamma an kai kudu.
No sensible person would bother if competent and experienced Arewa youth are called to serve.
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The problem of Nigerians is beyond APC or PDP. Majority of the population totally lack the ability to demand for accountability and good governance. An average Nigerian thinks the government is doing them a favour by doing projects and paying salaries.
A journalist at the risk of his life and that of his family exposed the bribery scam of Governor Ganduje of Kano. He had evidence. Visual evidence! Yet Nigeria and Nigerians did NOTHING with it. Gov Ganduje is laughing flat out at the expense of impoverished citizens!
Its okay!
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ADVICE:
When you encounter a sinful post. Block, unfollow or mute the person that posts it or retweeted it to your TL.
DON'T QUOTE IT WITH SUBHANALLAH OR A'UZUBILLAH.
Because you will be aiding it's spread.
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Procrastination is probably the worst form of self-sabotage. It can be the difference between average and exceptional. When you delay tasks, you limit your potential and lose the opportunity for deep learning. Procrastination is from Shaitan. May Allah protect us.
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The explosion in Beirut was felt in Cyprus, more than 200km away. It's not even nuclear. One can only imagine what the people of Hiroshima and Nagasaki went through, with Uranium and Plutonium bombs. Dan Adam mugu ne!
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A few years ago, my younger sisters reminded me about something I had promised them. I was supposed to leave town the next day. I barely had enough money for transport out of Yola. I told them I'll get them what I promised Insha Allah. Less than 2 hours after..
Purely anecdotal — but I'm convinced that one's rizq sometimes matches one's intentions for expenditure.
If you intend to provide for just you — you get what's enough for just you.
If you sincerely intend to provide for you and others — then your Lord gives you extra.
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These Hausa herbalist will kill someone with laughter. You'll here something like "gabanka na fadi, ranka na baci, duk alamomin olsa ne, ka dangwali madarar ayu ka shafa" 😂
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It's very funny how people react to opinions here.
Najib said young people should not allow their lives to be dominated by trivial things like anime or football as they transition into adulthood.
Twitter people: how dare you say we shouldn't watch anime and football?
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May Allah reward the creators of the Darul Fikr Pro App with Jannatul Firdaus. I cannot begin to describe how beneficial the application is. I urge everyone to download the app, subscribe, and also donate if you can. Jazakumullah bi khair.
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You should be paid for your daily supply of hilarious content 😂
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With a good kaftan, a nice cap, and fluent English with small Fulfulde/British accent, you can walk into any organisation and demand to see the head. You'll succeed 80% of the time.
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If you want to sponsor a girl's education, do it for the sake of Allah, not because you think you're gonna marry her. We are tired of hearing "after all I did"
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Senior man, I'm from Yola.
I have drank water, coke, pina colada, now licking my 3rd ice lolly. Are you sure you still want to come to this UK 🇬🇧 to study and live? Can you stand the heat? ☺️
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There's no such thing as 'did your best' on these issues. It's all or nothing. An yi ne ko ba a yi ba. As long as I can point to other things that money was spent on during the same period that were lower on the priority scale, no excuses will be accepted. No one is special.
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Since there is not much difference between health insurance and other forms of insurance. I will comment generally on the concept of insurance in Islam.
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Shuyukhs in the house, please what is the islamic ruling on health insurance? Is it permissible or haram?
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I may sound like a hater, but I will fight things like this in Nigeria with all I've got until I die. It symbolises everything that's wrong with our society. And I don't really care if people do it with their personal money.
Incase you are wondering who Abdul Jazzy is. He is S.S.A To President Bola Ahmed Tinubu on Community Engagement (North East). Even Seyi Tinubu no dey do look like this. You will think Nigeria and all its oil belongs to his father.
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I disagree. I advocate for those who have privilege to embrace it wholeheartedly and move forward. However, saying they're better than average people is incorrect. They have access to capital and a fallback plan in case they fail, which poor or average people don't have.
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Dear
@MBuhari
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Agriculture is good but we don't need our entire population on the farm. 1% of our population if properly trained and equipped, can feed the whole of Africa. Send all the rest to school to learn exportable skills. That's the way forward.
Dear Northern Governors this small boys just made $200M(N90Billion) from a company they started 2015.
21st century wealth must not come from resources but largely from knowledge, empower Arewa youth with tech knowledge.
Sadly your monthly allocation mentality may not allow you.
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The POTUS pays for meals for himself, his family and personal guests. The first family also pays for their own household expenses down to the toothpaste they use.
POTUS salary is $400k/annum (GDP $21.44 Trillion)
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Libya is currently facing the worst water crisis in the world, due to years of instability and drought. Their major source of water, the "great underground river" which was the largest irrigation project in the world, was neglected since Gaddafi was killed.
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Education is the surest way up the socioeconomic ladder. Good education can only be imparted by good teachers. Good teachers are created by hiring & training high-quality candidates. The only way to attract high-quality candidates is by making the teaching job attractive.
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If you're are a lady between the ages of 18 - 23 years and you're aspiring to become the first lady of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in 2031, DM me ASAP! We don't have much time 😎
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Why Buhari's betrayal hurts the most is because in 2015, for the first time in a long time, Nigerians had hope. He squandered all the goodwill and now, no one believes.
The only interesting thing about 2023 is it's unpredictability. Nigerians have lost confidence in politicians.
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Makkah could easily be one of the few, if not the only, places on earth where humans of all ethnicities have visited.
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Any proposed solution to the problems of the Almajiri system that is not centred around parents taking responsibility for their kids is NOT sustainable.
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I have never failed any exams in my life until the very last exams I wrote in my last semester in school. When the results came, the hard guy in me said "we move! 😎✌️"
2hrs later, I was crying alone in my room😂💔
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A very expensive anti-snake venom has been in constant supply at FMC Yola by
@NuhuRibadu
, I have never heard him mention it, even some hospital staff do not know it comes from him. The beneficiaries of that product are people who cannot afford it. That's the man of the people!
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I don't understand many non-muslims tbh. Someone advised MUSLIMS on how to avoid what is clearly forbidden in Islam and you're getting pissed about it? The obsession is really unhealthy.
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True. But the reality on ground is that the two are deeply correlated. Tsangaya schools that abstain from street begging are very rare compared to those that partake in it.
Zamani ya canza, we have to move on. Ko wane yaro kawai yayi karatu a garin su, a gaban iyayen shi.
I am here to clarify to you that Almajiranci (Tsangaya Studies) has nothing to do with Bara (Street Begging).
The children you see on the street begging for food and alms are not a reflection of Islam, but a reflection of multidimensional poverty and a decayed society.
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It's possible. But only when the collective will of good people grows stronger than that of bad politicians, terrorists, criminals and bandits. Stability and peace will then be negotiated in blood. When it's settled, whoever is left standing will impose their ways.
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No bragging.
But I was as strict as Japanese during my WAEC. I have never copied anything from anyone or asked anybody for help during an exams. Not during common entrance. Not during WAEC. Not in my 5 years in the university.
I'd rather fail.
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Nigerians in diaspora said they have done their best to save us from misery but we disappointed them. Therefore, we should never call them for help again, how are we supposed to survive now? 😭
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@DrJoeAbah
They just want you to pick a side, A typical Nigerian thing to do. It's doesn't matter to them what the truth is. They just crave an intellectual justification for their selfish interests. You didn't give them that. You decided to stick with the facts. It annoyed them.
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That's why she'll work in a HMO or Non-profit, doing her best work 9 - 5 and raking in 8 figures annually to live the soft life she deserves as the babygirl that she is.
Until you are looking for someone to cuddle in the coldest of nights, and she’s out there in her scrubs doing ward rounds. 🙂
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Last week I went to open an account here and the entire bank was closed because their staff was on break, I had to wait for more than 30mins for them to resume. We are talking about the 3rd largest economy in the world.
Islam actually permits skipping prayers for reasons relating to work & livelihood, & also makes allowances to compensate for missed prayers. 2 or 3 prayers fall within working hours.
The time to pray will not make the business fold up but can be disruptive to smooth operations.
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Nigerians want Harvard Standard education for 30k lmao😂
One day, examinations organised by JAMB, WAEC and NECO will all be FREE for young people.
Tuition for university education will be pegged at N250K per year for federal and state universities.
Importantly, student loans will be made available for everyone who needs it.
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One of the major problems with PMB's administration is the deliberate refusal to address the country when needed. It is very very annoying. He had the best opportunity to change public perception on governance during the last four years, but he'd rather observe.
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Between Yerima, Mahmud, Yari and Matawalle, they stole a minimum of N500 billion. There are allegations that Yari alone could've stolen N300 billion.
Blame talakawa for Jahilihici da talauci. Ayi ta amfani da sunan Allah ana yaudara.
"Mun yahe wa juna"
kudin jama'a kuma fa??
Albarkacin cika shekara 25 na fara mulkin dimokuradiyya ba katsewa a Najeriya, tsohon gwamnan jihar Zamfara, Ahmed Sani Yariman Bakura ya ɗora alhakin rashin zaben shugabanni nagari kan "talauci da jahilci da 'yan ƙasar ke fama da".
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The average male produces roughly 525 billion sperm cells over a Lifetime. About 300 million cells are released to compete for the egg per ejaculation. Our current unique identities were as a result of winning against approx. 299,999,999 other potential humans.
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Still don't understand why grown ups watch anime
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These MFs will accelerate the legislation of all sorts of irrelevant and punitive laws to further oppress the masses, but none to address cost of governance and thieving politicians. Allah ya isa!
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Obesity is not due to lack of discipline sha. Our bodies absorb and utilises the energy we get from food through a complex physiological pathway that's out of our control. Just like some people can't gain weight no matter how much they eat.
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Ah.. this guy is a dummy. Thank God he lost 😩
He'll not go to Channels anymore, AriseTV is ok for him. Except they'll promise him Maupe won't be lined up..
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#SMETips
HOW TO GET CAPITAL FROM YOUR RICH UNCLE 💰
Whenever I talk to aspiring entrepreneurs, the conversation is mostly thesame. "I have a business idea, but I don't have capital, and nobody is willing to help me."
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Sembulingam is for intense cramming, Guyton for understanding, Ganong is sci-fi
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He said: Farm >>> Pharm
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The primary cause of the suffering among the poor in Nigeria is the embezzlement of public funds. No other factor compares to that.
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@kawoniyi
This further confirms what I tell many people about why advanced countries are advanced. It's simply because the majority of the people in those countries say what they mean and do what they are supposed to do, how and when they are supposed to do it. Life becomes so predictable.
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If you lose someone because you've grown, they aren't your friend in the first place. They are just acquaintances.
We grow with our friends.
You will lose 99% of your friends when you focus on your growth, and that’s OK.
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The best thing any leader can do about this Almajiri system is ban it completely. Return these kids to their parents and make primary education compulsory. Believe it or not, some of these parents are richer than most of us, harvesting hundreds of bags of grains making millions..
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While I was waiting, someone came into the office, said he wanted to buy a few generators. That's how this guy sold over N18M worth of equipment without moving an inch from his seat. Just continued playing his tafseer like nothing happened. Just a normal day in the market 😄
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Salaries have been paid, marking the beginning of the 47 days month.
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Grades are important, but sense is supreme.
20-year-old first class Anatomy graduate of Delta State University, Ishicheli Grace Kenechi is making face masks with beads after observing that some people find it hard to breathe with the popular face masks. Isn't this innovative?
#LegitStories
#payusviaBVN
#coronavirus
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Red card until we get it right! Incompetence shall not thrive!
There are ONLY TWO CLASSES of Nigerians that must CONFRONT each other NOW:
1. The CLASS that WANTS the EXISTING ORDER of BAD LEADERSHIP & GOVERNANCE.
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2. The CLASS that has HAD ENOUGH and is NOW READY to OVERTURN BAD LEADERSHIP & start ELECTING QUALITY LEADERS nationwide.
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SLS advocated for fuel subsidy removal, yes, but so did many others in government. That's why it became a national debate in the first place. The man who actually removed the subsidy is on his farm in Daura, and the man who backed him up on that decision is in the villa.
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had brought to him. He could have done it. But he said he wanted me to have it. Within an 1 hour, I was holding 6 figures in CASH.
That evening, I took my sisters out, we went and bought all the things I promised and more. It was one of the happiest moments of my life.
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"The scholars are not talking about this.. the scholars should focus on that.."
- someone who never listens to the scholars
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The reason why most Twitter arguments are futile is that they are mostly based on poor generalization, zero-sum/binary thought processes, disregard for data, bias, poor contextualization, etc. But more importantly, the compelling need to sound more intelligent than the opponent.
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There are hundreds like him in 'yan kura, kantin kwari, sabon gari etc. Traveling and networking solves some of these issues.
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USEFUL TIPS ON HOW TO STAY POOR
Not everyone loves money and luxury, so this is for my fellow lazy Nigerian colleagues.
Thread.
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I taught thousands of people digital skills across four geopolitical zones in Nigeria for almost three years, and I can assure you, educated or non-educated, 99% of people I've encountered have no idea what URL is. Young people are just unnecessarily stupid sometimes.
A Nigerian student in Ukraine placed a call to our Nigerian Ambassador to Ukraine. Please just listen...
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Gudaji Kazaure is glorified and potrayed as very intelligent for basically pointing out very obvious issues, because other elected members from the region have betrayed us and we've set the bar very low.
We need to do better.
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8. Your brain (intellect) and time are gifts from Allah. Do you think spending long hours absorbing fiction (little or zero value) is a good utilisation of these gifts?
Time for deep introspection.
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This is such a shallow take. In the current state of Nigeria right now, we need more carpenters, more artisans, more tailors, and more factory workers, etc., than tech people. But more importantly, we can have all at the same time. A tech bro is not better than a carpenter!
Intro Tech wey dem suppose use introduce us to Tech, dem teach us carpentry work.
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Also, Islamic finance and trade is an area that every Muslim must have a knowledge of. It cannot be picked up by instincts or gut feeling. Sai an buɗe littafi and karanta. That's why Umar RA, during his caliphate, used to visit the markets to monitor trade as it happens..
Most accountants in government employ do not know the difference between halal money and haram money.
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Tararaan! We just gave a patient 5ml water for injection, and her pain is gone. Medicine is amazing.
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