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@danupsher
Dan U
2 years
Larry is a straight talking guy
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@danupsher
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3 years
Max pain scenario: Price keeps going up until you retire, but then you realise money won't bring you happiness and that you have wasted the best years of your life sitting on a pc. Good morning 💟
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2 years
Weed is the worst drug. Apathy is the worst thing ever. Especially over a long period. All the other drugs ain't good either lmao. But don't take weed lightly. It will take years from you. It dulls you. All of my friends who have quit are happier in themselves.
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@NatebagCEO Hopefully the sorting hat puts you in gryffindor
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1 month
chilling in spot
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@danupsher
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3 years
Had a croissant for breakfast Gm
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@danupsher
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6 months
I think Boden will be the biggest meme to ever come out of crypto. I think it goes full mainstream and makes doge look obscure.
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3 years
Avalanche is so much better than Solana
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@danupsher
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7 months
boden is a $10B memecoin
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1 year
@pt0kes @ClimateDefiance The police were just using direct action. It works
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@danupsher
Dan U
3 years
NFT fund. Accumulate a shitload of floors. Buy grail. Announce position. Distribute floors at the cycle top. Never sell the grail. You win but the masses will think you are doing it for the culture.
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Dan U
3 years
Ham egg and chips
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@danupsher
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2 years
Dunno who needs to hear this but you can use the word 'good' instead of '+ev'
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@danupsher
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2 years
Literal lying ass shithead
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@danupsher
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2 years
I asked a guy in the supermarket if they sell mattress protectors. He said 'u piss bed?' What the fuck 😂😂😂😂
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@danupsher
Dan U
2 months
Deriv or not a Deriv its fire and that argument isn’t important anyway Milady is the best cult on ETH Mimany is the best cult on SOL Retardio is for pure fagggots
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@danupsher
Dan U
1 year
@Muncheds2 What does it say I don't speak Japanese
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@danupsher
Dan U
3 years
It's funny that some random 3/10 egirl can join twitter in August and say 'hi guys' and immediately have 10 times more followers than I managed in 12 years
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@danupsher
Dan U
3 years
All I could afford
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@danupsher
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4 years
sol has a 5 billion market cap but well done ur shill made the difference
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@danupsher
Dan U
2 years
@p8stie There's no way Lukas didn't write this
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@danupsher
Dan U
4 years
Crypto twitter are the sane ones it's society that's fucked
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Dan U
5 months
Trump2024 was a weird one cos loads of people who missed Boden were buying and saying ‘this is the play its simple and not a meme like Boden so will be bigger’ Now it’s dying It was truly a money pit for desperate latecomers
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@danupsher
Dan U
2 years
Weed should be legal sure. But experiences like mine should be shared cos me and my friends all feel the same way about weed now and we all smoked it for over 10 years.
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@danupsher
Dan U
2 months
Think I’m done Got enough money. This industry, culture , website not making my life better. I know what i need it ain’t here no more. Never set out to upset people
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@danupsher
Dan U
3 years
Europe is the best continent on earth it's not even close lol
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@danupsher
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5 months
we took crypto back from the VCs this season and they fucking hate it
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@danupsher
Dan U
3 years
I grew up thinking religion was the root of all of the worlds problems but I'm not as retarded as I used to be and now I know that atheism is the root of all of the worlds problems.
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Dan U
7 months
Yo! Mcbenis shilling a meme at 10K cap and it going to 1b cap would be the greatest thing to ever happen on CT
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@danupsher
Dan U
6 months
Boden Blob Mimany Is this cycles solunavax Few
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@danupsher
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6 months
Don't care
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@ki_young_ju
Ki Young Ju
6 months
Meme coins harm the crypto industry. It's frustrating to see billion-dollar-cap memecoins overshadow hardworking teams building legit products to advance this industry. Easy money can't drive industry-wide progress, as shown by the 2018 ICO burst.
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Dan U
2 years
My friend said to me on the phone the other day 'once I stopped weed every day being sober feels like being on NZT-48 from the film limitless' It's so true I litterally jump out of bed now 😂
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2 months
pumpfun is no longer the trenches it is the gutter
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@danupsher
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2 years
Vers doing some dollar store Lukas poastie girl pfp bit and its working this website is crazy
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@danupsher
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1 month
Bro everyone who joined crypto in 2024 has no idea what a real crypto coin is how crazy is that
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@danupsher
Dan U
1 year
You're not a crypto trader, you're a gambling addict.
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@danupsher
Dan U
5 months
Boden getting battered after gainzy bot said bullish divergence No comment
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Dan U
3 months
Ansem went mad at the duck for calling top then called top at basically the same price levels 2 weeks later lmao What an unravelling lmao
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Dan U
6 months
man how are you people like this
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Dan U
2 months
closing my boden short here
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@danupsher
Dan U
7 months
If u need a 100x don't touch bome at 700m that's fucking retarded.
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Dan U
6 months
If you dont own Boden you are not American
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Dan U
3 months
Do I ‘believe in Solana’ Fuck no. I have 50% of my net worth in it because new idiots think its ‘ethereum but better and faster’ I think price will increase then i will dump it for cash and bitcoin. I don’t even believe in Ethereum I believe Jesus died for our sins
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Dan U
6 months
mimany profit will flow in to blob blob profit will flow in to boden boden profit will flow in to mimany
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@danupsher
Dan U
3 years
the bible has more social and psychological alpha than any other book you will likely ever read.
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Dan U
2 months
that guy who bought $140k of boden yesterday is down 50%
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Dan U
6 months
Higher
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@danupsher
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6 months
what about 3 months of down only?
@StonkTrump
StonkTrump
6 months
Jeets can’t shake me out of my boden bag
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@danupsher
Dan U
6 months
Going Prague tommorow. Anyone been? Is it goooood?
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Dan U
3 years
zhu su is posting shit i dont understand so i can only assume btc is going to 80k
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@danupsher
Dan U
6 months
Mimany to 14cent
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@danupsher
Dan U
2 months
Mimany flipped Retardio in 24hr volume Price next. 🫶🏽
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6 months
Athur Hayes is in the solana trenches. Its so over. Unfathomably over.
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Dan U
5 months
Imagine being like fuck it I’m gunna dump Boden to zero cos I’m top holder therefore I can and then getting bought the fuck out by actual believers
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Dan U
3 months
did top 10 holder analysis on boden lot of u gave up
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@danupsher
Dan U
2 months
need a 100000000000x today pronto
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@danupsher
Dan U
7 months
@zhusu It's crazy that you still tweet like you are good with money
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7 months
if only you knew how boden things really are
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@danupsher
Dan U
5 months
It looks like every chart I’ve ever seen
@barneyxbt
barney
5 months
boden might be the most bearish chart i’ve seen
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Dan U
3 months
Boden does 10m volume per day and every day idiots are saying ‘its the same people dumping it to 0’ Like how dumb can you be The largest boden whale could sell their bag in a matter of hours… how many weeks in a row can people keep blaming mcbenis for the red candles
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3 months
Bought some more boden (mentally ill)
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@danupsher
Dan U
3 years
@Cryptanzee First girl looks cute the second looks like she would dump 100k on her followers and call it an anxiety attack
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Dan U
2 months
You know a collection is gunna be huge when it’s mostly not floors selling its people buying the exact PFP they like and are more than happy to pay a premium to get the one that suits their exact taste.
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2 years
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6 months
We sent boden to quarter billy in a under a month VCs aint got shit on CT.
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@danupsher
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6 months
*inaudible mumbling*
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@0xbags
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6 months
when a mutual decides to make some obscure memecoin their entire personality
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6 months
these are my bodens
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Dan U
3 years
I ate it but it wasn't good
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@danupsher
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5 months
he only got $500k usdc nice execution brother
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Dan U
5 months
this wallet sold $1m dollars of boden in the last hour
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5 months
I’m gunna exit Boden at 250b market cap when Katy Perry tweets about it
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Dan U
16 days
I don’t even wanna visit America again id rather go to every country in south Asia, all of Europe and then Australia. Zero desire to visit, let alone live in the land of type 2 diabetes Americans are so cooked they really think we care about their rapidly declining empire.
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Most people would live in America if they had the chance. And people who don’t live in America are jealous of Americans.
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2 months
Why don’t you cook a better wallet
@MetaMask
MetaMask 🦊🫰
2 months
@intern now we're cooking
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2 months
MIMANY
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2 years
It's my birthday today. I'm 32.
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@danupsher
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3 years
Money looks like a substitute teacher
@mattyryze
Matthew Graham
3 years
I just thought y’all should know what fuck you money looks like xoxo
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1 year
@wantonwhoreindc @tulipnft @InternetH0F I said fandom for the second one it's over
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Dan U
4 months
Barkery should be crypto main character for this tweet. It’s gunna go down in history as one of the best bull posts ever
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barkery🍦
5 months
disbelief
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6 months
Guy might be the most retarded person on the planet Hahahhahahahah
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Dan U
5 months
Boden not even 2 months old lol Wild
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Dan U
2 years
Americans go to Europe, order the shittest take out food then decide they hate the entire continent.
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5 months
How hard you gotta get punched in the head by Barney to sell Boden for Harambe
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7 months
I'm blocking every presaler I see. Get in the trenches and make money like a real man.
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3 months
milady is a japanese anime knock off run by an indian but has major pedo vibes mimany is a milady knock off run by a frenchman and the community is ridiculously racist but the characters are men
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Dan U
3 years
Why are NFTs so poorly displayed in every single art gallery that features them?
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1 month
did a quick search on murads page and his first mention of 'memecoin' in 2024 was April 23rd he was late to the party and is now tweeting every hour like it was his thesis
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@danupsher
Dan U
6 months
They gunna regret this in a few hours
@arem_793
Arem
6 months
@MimanyMaker jeetzz are out! we are freeee
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2 months
I didn’t mean to start an NFT rivalry it was just a shitpost but now its started its game on I suppose Pick a side We all like Milady. Thats not up for debate. Legendary NFT. Top dog. We can all agree. But on sol: Choose Mimany or that other Retardio gay shit. Up to you
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3 years
There all the fucking same 😂
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@danupsher
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6 months
Lmaooooooo Shout out to all my new Chinese followers
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5 months
ape mode
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3 years
'We need more women in crypto' Yeah where we're all the women when male developers were building crypto? You turning up, posting selfies and claiming ur raising awareness doesn't add value to the space The women who have been here years would never say cringe shit like that
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6 months
im buying blood on leverage if it goes badly ill go on vacation if it goes good ill post the % gains every day for the next month and tell everyone im a genius
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2 months
People talk about the importance of lore in crypto. Mimany is an off chain cult. No other project in crypto has ever achieved this
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@danupsher
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2 months
All people care about is money I got enough of it but it don’t change anything Just makes people pretend to like you Get a good girl a have a family thats all that really matters
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Dan U
6 months
Wasn’t December the 6th 2021 after the top like right before everything collapsed and never got back to the highs?
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BasedThanos.eth
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Brother in Christ, dont fade Boden! @blknoiz06 @pt0kes
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@danupsher
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7 months
Solana is gunna flip Ethereum this cycle. I don't think many are prepared for that.
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2 months
love this one
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5 months
Boden looks so strong Absolute chad token
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@danupsher
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2 years
@JoaoVeludo I litterally said I smoked for 10 years straight
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@danupsher
Dan U
17 days
I have a place in london and I’m trying to rent a place by the sea. I don’t have a fixed income because I’m a trader and all my earning are capital gains. This means i fail the affordability criteria as i don’t have regular PAYE income I offer the entire year rent up front
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