Dante
@dante_eats
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ok this rocks bidens got my vote.
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my daughter 12 seconds after i slice up the apple she demanded.
I hate apple.
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i threw out that badly drawn cartoon you were giggling about with your internet friends
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they seriously have trains that go 320 miles an hour?.
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But Joe when we countdown to midnight we’re just arbitrarily selecting 10 of the 31,536,000 seconds in a year to highlight as new. Every second of the year is new! Just now was the first and last time it will be 10:35:00 on December 28th all year. We’re on the 362nd day and every
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at 18 you should get 1 license, drink or drive, at 21 you can get the other.
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she wanted to be treated like a princess so I put her in the back of a mercedes and drove into a wall.
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ok sweetheart have fun at freshman english.
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End of History?. The Wedding Singer takes place in 1985 and came out in 1998. Imagine a blockbuster nostalgia movie released now set in 2010…
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@growing_daniel the way they sway out of rhythm is hypnotizing, like a line of turn signals at a stop light.
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congratulations Dean Phillips. a win is a win good luck in november
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i’m muting this have a tremendous evening euros and math wizzes.
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in January 2010 — 8 years after founding Roku — their ceo Anthony Wood creates a twitter account; posts ‘roku’ and logs off forever.
roku.
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@cxxkmxnster contemplative look into distance, let her fill in the blanks however she likes.
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@bagridbagrid depending on how you want to play it that button will let you contain or disperse.
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if you gonna piss like a puppy let the big dogs eat and piss on the porch.
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she wanted to be treated like a princess so i put her in the back of a mercedes and drove into a wall.
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anyone who says they can do this is lying, it’s physically and psychologically impossible.
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if the melody gets louder the more you read you are a true american patriot ✅.
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@GarrettSativa @Camp4 @wanyeburkett “Less than 0.2% of pit bulls are involved in an attack. 99.8% are good dogs.” . so you pulled this stat out of your ass and directly contradicted yourself within 1 reply. tremendous.
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@greg_price11 hopefully no overly emotional people see this as a loophole to exploit their children for personal gain in their legal proceedings against their spouse.
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i must be retarded because i can’t for the life of me figure out what word she means.
When did the r-slur come back into everyone’s vocabulary stop it.
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My friend is an elementary school teacher in SoCal sent me this picture— what they confiscated this month
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BREAKING: Costco hotdog combo has de-pegged from $1.50.
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@credenzaclear2 she’s looking everyone dead in the eye and smiling, how else would you react.
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hate books so much i made a staircase so i can kick the shit out of them at my leisure.
Books belong everywhere! And research shows that kids in homes filled with books do better academically across the board.
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this mofo is using himself as reaction gifs and everyone is just going along with it?.
Apparently Katt Williams calling out Hollywood inspired Pat McAfee to CALL OUT HIS ESPN BOSS ON ESPN today. What in the world is going on.
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checkmate ‘artists’
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im addicted to brake fluid, but it’s ok because i can stop at any time.
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would you fight a raccoon to the death if your life depended on it? what about for $300.
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