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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
24 days
<3
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@junobrat
ur dad
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sIutty macbook selfie is a lost form of art that we should bring back
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girl at tube station who just ran for the northern line, missed it by seconds and went “fucks sake i’m going to kill myself (turns round) oh you’re so pretty i love your tattoos” you have made my entire week inshallah every tube you run for in future stops and waits for you x
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@danstille
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why does listening to an artist’s entire discography before you go see them live feel like being back at school and cramming for an exam
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@danstille
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down bad crying at the gym. fuck it if i can’t have him i might just die it would make no difference
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@danstille
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if i won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs
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@danstille
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hope my beautiful trans friends know i love them dearly and will continue to fight for their rights and nothing keir wetwipe starmer says or does will ever change this btw
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@danstille
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@isthereaureum at what cost
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@danstille
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6 years
petition for kidz bop to stay the fuck away™ from jumpsuit/nico and the niners. rt to sign
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@danstille
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6 years
everyone who was "gifted" in lower school is either gay, emo or depressed now
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@danstille
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9 months
no matter how bad 2023 got i can rest easy knowing i never picked up a colleen hoover book
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@danstille
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6 years
only someone who is part of stan twitter knows the pain of texting a local and forcing yourself to use Laughing Face With Tears Of Joy Emoji instead of "sjksjksjks"
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@danstille
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4 years
idk who needs to see this but please do not stan twenty one pilots please there's so many other artists
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@danstille
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6 years
uh twitter? hold the fuck up a sec. xxxtentacion is dead n y'all celebrating? yeah ok, a lot of ppl didn't like him for stuff but the man was still MURDERED. with a fucking firearm. y'all go on about gun control but now are glorifying a shooting? smh what happened to change?
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@danstille
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4 years
moment of silence for the people who started off this year as fans of both panic! at the disco and twenty one pilots. you all deserve compensation
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@danstille
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4 years
HELP I THINK I FIGURED OUT HOW TO FIND OUT THE @ OF ACCOUNTS THAT BLOCKED YOU (THREAD)
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@danstille
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top albums final lyrics self titled: it's time you pick your battle and i promise you this is mine rab: i sing of a greater love, let me know when you've had enough vessel: take pride in what is sure to die bf: i wanna be known by you trench: they know what i mean
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@danstille
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6 years
i said "trench is a gays only event" today and this girl said "sippin on STRAIGHT chlorine!! trench is for straights too". the hets are fighting back, love that for them
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@danstille
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6 years
deadass spent half of my childhood thinking that turning on a light in your car while driving was illegal
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@danstille
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6 years
ok clikkies. lemme be serious a sec. all jokes aside, today really is special. it's dec 1st. the locals r focused on celebrating xmas but the clique should be celebrating the birth of a truly special man. that's right. it's only 200 days until josh dun's bday!!
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@danstille
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today a bee landed on my arm and my boyfriend said "don't freak out, it probably just got you confused for a flower" and i have been smiling like an idiot all day what is wrong with me
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@danstille
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6 years
my bf said "my lockscreen is someone very beautiful and very special to me wink wink" so i was like "ah stop you're so lovely i don't deserve this" only for him to be like "wdym?". turns out his lockscreen is josh dun
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@danstille
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tyler: can-should i- can i- ...say the f word now? josh: uh- yeah man! we're grown adults! we can say what we HECKING like tyler: yEAH! you're FRICKING right!! tyler: f-f.. tyler: fuuu... tyler: FURRY tyler: josh i'm shaking that was wild
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@danstille
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6 years
if you survived the twenty one pilots hiatus from start to finish, you're eligible for a veterans discount
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@danstille
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13 reform seats though. the uk’s racism problem needs to be fucking addressed that is abhorrent
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@danstille
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6 months
overcompensate more like overcompensATE
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@danstille
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6 years
so my mum got a phone call from my 3 year old brother's nursery asking why he's running around screaming "DON'T FEED ME TO THE VULTURES I AM A VULTURE THAT FEEDS ON PAIN". oops
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@danstille
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6 years
rt this if you would totally go to see @twentyonepilots live for the banditos tour, even if you can't. (so tyler and josh can stop worrying nobody would go)
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@danstille
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“immigrants are taking our jobs” says unemployed white gammon with 0 gcses and half a btec spending weekday afternoon setting building on fire and throwing bricks through shop window who will go to a&e and be treated by “immigrant” and likely order a chinese before the night ends
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@danstille
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SCORPIO: the passionate -either likes drama or hates & actively avoids it -very in their feelings -"how was your day" genuinely asking -will keep ur secrets -emotions: overwhelming -cats. either loves or hates them -does the most for ppl who don't deserve them -"look at the moon"
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@danstille
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7 months
i miss when people at gigs were normal. get a few drinks in with your mates and rock up ten minutes before doors i promise the world won’t end if you’re not barricade at a 1975 show
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maja | seeing joost!!!.€:):)
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is this real
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@danstille
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6 years
josh's insta live josh: *is in a jail josh: this jail is co owned by will smith josh: there's a tree in the back planted by me and my ukraine high buddies josh: oh look! *points to cell a clikkie! josh: and that's what you see here today
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@danstille
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2 months
(holding your hand as i say this) the uk’s rising support for the reform party/the far right isn’t down to ignorance or furled by lack of education. it’s actually heavily rooted in white supremacy and misdirected hate. we cant address the problem til we acknowledge its root cause
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@danstille
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everyone moved on. i stayed there
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What is your favorite celebrity interaction?
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CAPRICORN: the ambitious -complains a lot but ends up taking care of everything -can put up a fake smile -emotions: guarded -hot cocoa/coffee. possibly with a book or graphic novel -most days, hates everything. can be very pessimistic -secretly notices & appreciates tiny details
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AQUARIUS: the reformer -"i see humans, not humanity" -builds emotional walls, prevents others from getting too close -emotions: unpredictable -too many favourite songs to count -anime. either loves it or doesn't care for it -very open minded, accepting of flaws -not judgemental
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TAURUS: the achiever -loyal -too sarcastic for most people -giver of great hugs -emotions: enduring -can debate on something they're passionate about for hours -baggy/oversized sweaters, cozy clothes -"i'll never share my food with you again if you're not a true friend"
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CANCER: the protector -always worrying about something, likely their friends -specialists in overreacting -emotions: deep -long hugs filled with genuine affection -needs to complain less -doesn't open up easily, especially about their personal life -can be very maternal and kind
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PISCES: the thinker (my sign) -sings/doodles without realising -never fully awake. in fact did you even sleep? -references things they love wherever possible -emotions: extreme -values kindness of strangers -needs to calm! down! -hates know it alls -big (unrealistic) future plans
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LIBRA: the romantic -"i'm not lazy, i'm calm" -indecisive, can't help but see the pros and cons to everything -emotions: volatile -if not british: has a thing for british accents?? wtf is up with that -believes u when u said u didn't -hates aggression, soft -cuddles, neck kisses
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@danstille
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6 years
we are twenty one pilots and you Are Being Sued By Fueled By Ramen And Warner Music Co. Under A Breach Of The Regulations Of The Copyright Infringement Act (1965)
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LEO: the generous -has a beautiful smile but hates it -hates seeing ppl sad. will go out of their way for their friends' happiness -tend to bottle things up and lash out -emotions: vibrant -hates being bossy people, being patronised -very loyal. will tell you things to your face
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VIRGO: the practical -either organised or messy. no inbetween -too opinionated -better than u at everything -overthink the tiniest things -emotions: composed or pure chaos -comfortable around like-minded people only -either hates clutter or thrives in it
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@danstille
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6 years
a local said "what's up" to me today and i half-yell replied "east". how do i turn this twenty one pilots thing off
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@danstille
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GEMINI: the charmer -get a bad rep -many facial expressions. constantly moving -fails to finish what they start -easily distrac- -emotions: sparkling -rainy nights and sunny days -if you upset one they'll act like nothing's wrong but will be secretly plotting your downfall
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@danstille
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4 years
yes because the polish government is listening to vessel
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@danstille
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6 years
pet names ranked from worst to best: 5. "baby" 4. "babe" 3. "sweetheart" 2. "angel" 1. "jason statham"
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@danstille
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wait so how about, instead of throwing petals during jumpsuit (pollen allergy issues), everyone holds up a single yellow faux flower, maybe a sunflower or daffodil? how cool would it be for the boys to see this huge sea of yellow flowers though ... idk just an idea :)
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@danstille
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6 years
why are there still people who think that if you support lgbt+ you're gay? i support animal rights but i'm no fucking alpaca
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@danstille
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ME AND MY FRIEND JUST CALLED HOTTOPIC AND SAID "WE'RE ASKING ABOUT TRENCH BY-" AND SHE FUCKING INTERRUPTED US AND SAID "IT COMES OUT ON FRIDAY IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN HELP YOU WITH" I'M CACKLNG
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@danstille
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SAGITTARIUS: the performer -"honesty is the best policy" -will say it to your face -can (unintentionally) hurt other's feelings in the way of being truthful -loves rain -emotions: vivid -gets emotionally invested -not keen on clingy ppl -hilarious & honest at the same time
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@danstille
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clikkies who say "fren" and "stay alive" in every other sentence are so pure and honestly the kindest clikkies. idgaf how much y'all bash them for being "cringy"! i love them, they have my heart
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@danstille
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jenna joseph in THIS
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TWENTY ONE PILOTS WILL BE DOING A LIVE LOUNGE SESSION ON BBC RADIO 1 ON THURSDAY. (for non-uk clikkies, get the bbc radio app or you can listen online!) they'll be performing songs from trench and a cover of their choice!!
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@danstille
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who's fucking decision was it to remix high hopes with c*rdi * on youtube rewind? the Disrespect 😩
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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
6 years
the REAL REASON there's a heatwave in la right now is because brendon urie came out as pansexual today and the whole of los angeles realised that it's still him that makes them sweat. damn
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@danstille
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imagine this you're at a tøp show. halfway through "my blood" tyler joseph catches your eye and stops your stan twitter brain tells you "omg he noticed me. wig" then he speaks. "you. i saw yOUR TWEETS, BITCH" and suddenly josh has his boxer gloves on and ur on the ground. oops
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@danstille
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YALL IF SHE TAKES HIS LAST NAME HER INITIALS ARE GONNA BE "DAD" ID FUCKING KNAE WHY IM LAUGHINF IM JUST SO HAOPY FOR THSM
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@danstille
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6 years
remember mid hiatus when twitter started deleting inactive accounts and we were all tweeting them to delete top's band account
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@danstille
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bitch not after what he did to chuck. some of y'all really didn't watch the maze runner and it shows
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wait a minute... maybe he is cute
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@danstille
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domingo en fuego. i think tyler should leak trencho
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@danstille
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me with my other three mutuals that like regional at best
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@danstille
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6 years
rain drop drop top thanks for not letting this flop also follow me i'm nice and fully recovered from my emo phase
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paisley. ⊹
6 years
me and my friends are doing a study. twitter, help us out please on what holiday would you watch 'the nightmare before christmas' on? rt for halloween like for christmas do both for both please. this is for science (and a good grade)
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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
4 years
@tylerrjoseph black lives still (and always will) matter. here are some ways to help, you rting this allows for so many more people to see it and get involved
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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
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your grades don't define your intelligence. send tweet
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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
4 years
stan jenna joseph instead
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person: hey my friends (literally all gay): ??? person: oh shit sorry i meant person: shjbbsgbhs hey fbhklihcvhjj my friends: shjbbsgbhs oh hey dude what's up fbhklihcvhjj
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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
4 years
tl dead? ok good because pftw was never a good album it just came at a time when we will all desperate for content
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paisley. ⊹
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clikkies!! friendly reminder if this top hiatus stuff is causing u to feel anxious or distracted from important stuff (school, work etc): PLEASE take a lil break. maybe listen to slowtown? take care of urselves!! the boys should return to a happy, healthy clique #TOPISBACK
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tyler: what a nice day josh: NO tyler: wouldn't it be even nicer if- jenna: NO fueled by ramen: NO tyler: someone were to leak an alb- clikkies: NO ..BUT WHAT WE ACTUALLY MEAN IS YES BITCH LEAK THAT SHIT
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ARIES: the leader -strong opinions, can unintentionally talk over you -can be annoying (unintentionally) -emotions: intense -laughing so much it hurts -"fight me bitch" -need to shut up about literally everything -hates having to sit still/nothing to do -knows when something's up
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6 years
i had a dream that i found tyler joseph on omegle: he said "do u wanna hear some of trench" this means absolutely nothing bc it was a dream but he played the hype. it sounded just like we don't believe what's on tv and i remember the lyric "don't believe the hype"..
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6 years
y'all mad about tyler and the flag but i don't see any tweets about how someone literally grabbed his ass during hoty. smh that shit is never okay you fucking creeps
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@danstille
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6 years
if i made a documentary on dema/dmaorg and top trench era (i'll double check any copyright etc before starting anything) would y'all watch?
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AT THE DENTIST TODAY MIDWAY THRUGH MY APPNOJNTMENT JUMPSUIT STARTED PLAYINJG ON THE RADIO AND I CHOKED AND HAD TO ASK FOR WATER. THIS IS NOT THE LIFE I WANT TO LEAD
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@danstille
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6 years
you: The Judge, 4:25 me, an intellectual: Morph, 3:43
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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
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i wanna trench girl that go to trench. and read her dmaorg
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paisley. ⊹
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shoutout to my boy tyler joseph for always staying hydrated. og skinny legend 🤩🤩
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@danstille
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4 years
have you ever cried over an animated movie?
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paisley. ⊹
4 years
stop congratulating jenna on wearing a mask!! the bar is currently on the pit floor and buried under a pile of trees confetti
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paisley. ⊹
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I JUST GOT FUCKING ACCEPTED TO CAMBRIDGE
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paisley. ⊹
6 years
my brother texted me saying he took an economics exam and one of the qs was sumn like "state a correlation between pop culture trends and sales" and he put "since the release of twenty one pilots album trench there has been a significant increase in yellow duct tape sales"
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lmao aus clikkies this is what happens when y'all get your hands on the new twenty one pilots album before tyler joseph does
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paisley. ⊹
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lmao y'all remember The Hiatus? what the fuck even was that
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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
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ew if you ship jenna and josh smth wrong w u
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6 years
me: i hate twitter narrator: ...she says, as she opens the app for the 76th time today
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okay clikkies. the reason for tyler's very short visits to twitter dot com. do we think he a) has a screen time limit on his phone b) runs away to tell jenna or c) she yanks him away from the phone before he can do any more damage ? let's discuss
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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
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and remember kids ! be careful what u post on the internet. tyler joseph is around
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paisley. ⊹
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i'm starting a gofundme for clothes for tyler joseph bc we know he's worn the same sweatshirt for like 2 years and 21 pilots merch is very expensive and mr joseph claims "ihave no money" so pls read the lil numbers on ur parent's bank cards carefully and donate generously thanks
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paisley. ⊹
6 years
anyway just a psa to the general public this halloween! if you see any youths wearing yellow bandanas and jackets with yellow duct tape: don't answer the door they'll scream "STREAM TRENCH BY TWENTY ONE PILOTS, THOT" and leave
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paisley. ⊹
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imo if you can't picture yourself with them slowdancing in the kitchen at midnight eating ice cream, or slowdancing in the kitchen with the windows open, big t shirts on, and singing into the spatula making pancakes on a sunday morning then they're not worth it
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paisley. ⊹
4 years
@jeyjeygardi omg jorge 🥺🥺 i thought of the cutest date idea for u and benji 🥺🥺
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paisley. ⊹
4 years
full offence but youre lying to yourself if you truly believe jenna joseph has utilised her massive platform and vast following well in light of recent events (blm, yemen, lebanon). people are dying the watermelon boob pics can wait
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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
6 years
the L word? what's that? lesbians? lasagne? beause i fucking endulge in both oops
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paisley. ⊹
6 years
tyler: *sneezes jordan: *sneezes louder to assert dominance
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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
6 years
homophobes, racists and murderers are the worst people in this world but people who don't actually listen to the bands on their tshirts are close second
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paisley. ⊹
6 years
date ideas for clikkie couples: - renting a racehorse - forcing a sponsor - starting a concert (a complete diversion) - starting a mob - crying to tyler joseph's voice on a 10 hour loop date ideas for locals: - eat food - watch a screen
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@danstille
paisley. ⊹
6 years
@twentyonepilots hi thanks for dropping by! your clique is being mass arrested (:
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