Dan Price
@danpriceink
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Writer, Comedian, Inveterate Road Tripper. Have pen, will travel. LIVE SHOWS! ⬇️
Huntsville, AL
Joined June 2016
True, but then most Americans also distrust their doctors, science, and any info they didn’t see first on TikTok
Most Americans distrust Trump, RFK Jr. on health: Axios-Ipsos poll
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@realaaronweber When I was 10 I faced a pitcher who clocked in the 85mph range. I never really enjoyed baseball after that.
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I don’t have time to explain myself
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RT @JohnCleese: Reading about the DOGE project... I'm hoping that, along with all the waste, they can also get rid of checks and balances.…
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It’s amazing how far-sighted Tom Clancy was. Debt of Honor is a timely reread…swap a few players and the dangers remain
trump isn’t bluffing about tariffs. he expects constructive negotiations. he’ll get them (and quickly) with canada and mexico. china is an open question.
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As long as they contain diced jalapeño as God intended
Cheese grits are a vegetable
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Some days I feel like the only guy in the world who’s never had to pay hush money for sex.
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The reason for the season
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Teddy was the man
“We must all either wear out or rust out, every one of us. My choice is to wear out.” — Theodore Roosevelt
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Pretty sexy. Bonus: smells faintly of Chloe perfume repeatedly rubbed into the upholstery in the summer of 1994, and also 39 years of Taco Bell drive thru
HOT TAKE. Nothing beats the interior dashboard of a 1985 Nissan 300ZX.
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RT @RMcElhenney: This man was born 80 years ago today. He could still drink you under the table. He could still make you laugh harder than…
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@jzux Elmo refers to himself in the third person like Julius Caesar, which might explain why he makes me feel a bit stabby
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How it’s done.
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