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@Peter_Shilton
What’s your thoughts on Prince Andrew paying £12m to someone he never met for something he didn’t do?
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Rudiger will end someone’s career one day. Referees need to do their jobs properly. This is a red card offence
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Steve Mcmanaman “if Liverpool were in the champions league, they’d be one of the favourites”
But they’re not in the champions league are they Steve? Because they didn’t qualify Steve.
Load of codswallop from pointy
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Bellingham winning player of the year in La liga, says more about the quality of football in Spain than we need to know
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I genuinely don’t get the hate for Gundo. He’s been one of our most consistent players over the last few seasons. He doesn’t deserve any hate
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I’m sick of listening to English broadcasters wanting city to fail in Europe
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I reckon any club playing tactics like this need to tread lightly. City know where a lot of bodies are buried. Look at the spurs findings today. City stirring the pot that
🚨🚨| Liverpool are the club leading the push to resolve Man City’s financial fair play case, applying pressure on the PL to resolve their investigation. Liverpool ideally want a verdict to be reached before the start of the 2024/25 season.
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@KieranMaguire
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@City_Xtra
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Watching Anthony Bourdain on Netflix and it still makes me sad that he’s no longer with us. If ever the question about sharing a meal with someone dead or alive pops up, he’d be the first name I’d say.
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Today is chuck Norris’s 79th birthday. My favourite chuck Norris fact is that on the day that he was born, HE drove his mother home
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@GaryLineker
@DailyMirror
@sterling7
The press are now acting like they’re disgusted with the abuse that sterling received on Saturday, when they are the ones that have let this toxic, racist atmosphere fester into what it is. Yet they were the ones writing columns and columns of negative sterling stories
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Gun celebration when a nine year old kid was shot dead in her home last week? Stay classy
@LFC
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Want to say that the staff at
@SouthamptonFC
looked after us really well in the away disabled upper section yesterday. From the moment we arrived till the second we left, we were made to feel welcome and it’s a credit to the club 💙 cheers
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City won the league with 100 points, a 19 point gap, a goal difference of 79 and city fans were told they’d have to successfully defend their title the following season, to be considered a great side. Apply that narrative here Ollie
Liverpool are 25 points clear at the top of the league. The idea there can be any argument about whether this is a great team is absurd. MoS column here
@MailSport
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Ladies and gentlemen, I just received a phone call offering me the job. I will be having a medical next Friday. That should be a formality. Then I start bus driver training 🍻🍻 shit. Better not drink now 🥛instead 😂😂
I have an another interview this morning. Different company. Different job role. Let’s see how this one goes
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Do villa fans boo their ex girlfriends/boyfriends if they see them on the street?
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Heard rumours about Bellingham being the big “I AM” in the England camp. Southgate won’t take him off because he’ll sulk. He’s done absolutely feck all in this match. Foden has been the most dynamic, dangerous player
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@JonTheGardner
@TheJobGuys1
My take is that assault rifles shouldn’t be in the hands of members of the public. Have a pistol by all means (preferably not) but weapons THAT powerful shouldn’t be used by anyone other than the armed forces imo
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@kylegriffin1
This explains his (alleged) Coke fuelled press attacking, bullshit binge right?
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The Leicester City fans responses to this are class. Not a snake emoji or death wish in sight. Liverpool fans could learn a thing or two.
Now it’s time for me to move on and try to build on what I have developed here, but I will always remember my time at the club with great joy and pride. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.
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City hit 100 points last season, we were told that they’d have to retain the title to be considered as great, told that they were nowhere near the invincibles This season Liverpool can’t hit the same total yet are being considered as “one of the greatest teams” get in the sea
Arsenal's Invincibles: 38 games, 90 points 🙌
Liverpool 2018/19: 36 games, 91 points 👀
Is Liverpool's team of the Premier League's best ever?
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Regular? Last Sunday was Liverpool’s 2nd trip to Wembley in a decade? That’s not regular in the slightest. Propaganda fc
BREAKING: Regular trips to Wembley for Liverpool fans could be a thing of the past after manager Jurgen Klopp has been told to downgrade the FA Cup and Carabao Cup -
@MirrorFootball
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Second time I’ve slated KDB for his performance and the second time he’s made me look stupid by scoring a banger. Cheers kev
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Sane was £37m. Silva was £43.5m. Sterling was £44m stones was £47.5m. Walker cost £45m. Mendy was £52m. Kevin De Bruyne signed for £55m. Laporte is our record signing at £57m. City have never even broken the £60m mark. Don’t talk shite.
@dankthemanc
@DrMocarl
@vinBrowne11
Also city signed KDB for nearly 70m also Mendy Laporte Sterling Stones Sane Silva and Walker have all been well over 50m so you can’t talk about United spending to much when City have spent basically 510m on 8 players and some of them aren’t t even playing like Laporte and Stones
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City sold sterling because he was on the decline. Pep was trying to coach him but I get the feeling that he didn’t want to listen because he thought he knew it all. We robbed chelsea if we’re being honest
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@BladeoftheS
@StagecoachGM
Easy enough to check the company’s code of conduct. It states they support any individual’s right to express their support for any political agenda. As long as it doesn’t infringe on their ability to do their job. As long as she arrived at her destination safely 🤷🏻♂️
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If city had signed a player for a cool £100m, they flopped, and they left the season after on loan for approximately £8m, we’d never hear the end of it. Why are Chelsea getting a free ride?
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@joncoopertweets
They should have slapped a subpoena on him to testify with no time limits, as soon as he said that
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So sterling haters. What HAS rashford done tonight? Why have we had zero attack’s since sterling came off and he came on?
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Oi
@ManCity
I’ve passed my bus driving test. If there’s a parade next year, can I drive one of the buses PLEEEEEAAASSSSEEE???
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Wonder if city serving papers back in February and the story not being reported on until today, had anything to do with the standard chartered laundering news. Makes you think
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@IDisDummies
suffering from depression is shit love. Yeah we might have roof/3 meals etc but we don't notice those things. it's irrelevant
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Mum’s funeral went well. Managed to get the poem done well. Saw a lot of familiar faces from the past. Heard some good stories about mum. Dancing queen played as the curtain closed and there wasn’t a dry eye in the house. Love you mum 🩵
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Steven Gerrard played for Liverpool for 17 years and never won the league. Phil Foden was born 2 years after Gerrard’s career started. He’s grown up at city’s academy and won a league title in his first season in the 1st team.
L E V E L S
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Aguero’s statue unveiled today. Any idea when the Charlie Adam one gets unveiled
@OllieHolt22
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City fans applaud Daniels off. Bournemouth fans boo Laporte for being fouled. Classless inbred chodes
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Kevin De Bruyne should be in the running for top 3 in the balon d’or. Salah? Not fit to clean KDB’s boots
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How was it reported when city bought stones, sterling and walker for a combined £150m??
Also on United... it may not be a popular view, but if you spend nearly £150m on three outstanding British talents, that should be seen as really good business, intelligent spending and in line with what Man United stand for. I think they deserve praise. There, I said it.
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Do people never learn? How shit was Rodri when he first came? Look at him now. Get off Phillips’ back. He’s going to come good.
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The problem isn’t VAR. It’s this country’s version of it. It’s been manipulated to make scudamore’s strategy come to fruition. He may not be the man in charge any more but his influence looms large due to the yes men in the organisation
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Loving how indignant some Liverpool fans are over key decisions such as Ramos’s salah tackle. It’s not nice when decisions like that don’t get dealt with isn’t it? Oh well, they all balance themselves out don’t they? 😂😂😂🎣🎣🎣
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@DayJreamer
@kylegriffin1
This gif is going to get so much use with scarramouche as press guy
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Zinchenko made the difference in the first leg. Played out of his skin in the second leg. He simply has to play in the final. That back 4 is the most solid one we could be playing. Unreal player. He has so much desire. Needs a new contract
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City were the only PL club that wanted independent financial regulation Oliver. The only club out of 20. UEFA couldn’t find squat. PL won’t either. Why do you keep banging this drum when the evidence is there for all to see?
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@shell_ki
I once saw a girl in distress whilst out running. She’d had her bum pinched by a young lad. Luckily I was on my bike and went after him. She phoned the police as I made sure he didn’t go anywhere
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@grantdesmidt
Spoken like a non fan. Yep, I’m a city fan. I love what city do to opponents. If it were your team you’d love it too
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@JanAageFjortoft
If Haaland goes to Bayern Munich, the rest of the bundesliga might as well not bother. Bayern are ruining football in Germany. They’ve made it uncompetitive and a procession
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Dad and I cried when we saw this in today’s programme. Thank you
@ManCity
🩵🩵🩵 Let’s do this for my mum
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Manchester City hold top flight home attendance records for both the men’s and the women’s game. But apparently we have no history. Or fans.
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@trevor8sinclair
Aguero had a heart problem when he was younger. Eriksen wasn’t even vaccinated when he collapsed in the euros. You have a massive following and can therefore be considered influential. Think before you tweet Trev
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@AndyVanSlyke
@lillyslolly
@ann32409
@ShimonPro
They will be working on it. I don’t think mueller wants all charges to be federal ones. He wants trump nailed to the mast. As do a LOT of New Yorkers
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This thread is rightfully getting an airing again. The sinister media sniping of sterling went on for years. Gomez gets seconds of booing and the outcry is deafening. The media definitely have a darling club and it’s painfully clear who it is....
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City have been poor in the odd game this season. There are occasional glimmers of our last 2 seasons. But we can’t win the title every year. It’s not worth squinnying cos it makes us sound spoilt. Yeah, we’re disappointed after the last 2 seasons but don’t spit yer dummy out
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What was it Khaldoon Al Mubarak said about people in glass houses?
Spurs’ owner charged with insider trading, United fined for breaching Financial Fair Play rules… to think these clubs had the audacity to point the finger at us. Glass houses, and all that…
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Manager of the year award should be pep. 4 MOTM on the bounce, 18 match winning streak, on course for best points tally ever, most goals scored, best GD. You just know Dyche will get it despite a 12 match winless run. Almost 1/3 of a season. If he does the agenda is undeniable
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@LouiseMensch
@NewYorker
Steele was also, notably, the FIFA corruption whistleblower which is why the FBI:
a) investigated the claims of corruption in football
b) trusted him when he came forward with the dossier
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People slagging off Jesus going quiet now. I’ve always rated him. Yeah it’s a tap in but the amount of work he puts in, pulling defenders out of position, creating space for others to score is completely missed by lots of people on here. He’s a quality player
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@AmosMurphy_
This transfer was definitely one of those under the radar transfers much like Dias. And look how he turned out. Akanji is solid. Made a few crucial tackles and looks unflappable on the ball
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Ederson is a gulf of class different from joe hart. Before the hart fanboys @ me I have one word. Distribution. Hart's has always been shite
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The class in
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Compare this to the aubameyang red earlier today and there is absolutely no difference. Nailed on red. No consistency.
#TaintedTitle
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Paqueta allegedly a betting moron? West Ham’s problem now. Txiki will have someone else in his sights. Koulibaly ended up being Ruben Dias. Jorginho ended up being Rodri. Kane ended up being Haaland. Trust the process
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Sterling. He’s had the abuse since he signed for city in 2015. 3 years of it. All because he had the temerity to leave Liverpool, not wash his car, eat breakfast, go to Poundland and bought his mum a house (not from Poundland). Don’t @ me
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Hey
@FA_PGMOL
can we hear the reasoning behind
@JackGrealish
’s breakaway being stopped by Simon hooper? Just an honest request….
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Oh you want a history lesson? Ok. City were founded 1880. Arsenal 1886. city first FA cup win 1904. Arsenal 1930. City won a European cup winners cup in 1970. Arsenal 1994. City league cups 5. Arsenal 2. Want me to go on Yankee Doodle douche bag?
@dankthemanc
How can a man city fan insult my club...you wouldnt even be known ifbit wasnt for oil money...ur club has no history whatsoever...using protesting fans boycotting games for change as an argument here is just stupid.meanwhile your club cant even fill the streets of a title parade
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I’m old enough to remember when macheda was rated the next big thing at Manchester United. And adnan Januzaj. Where are they now? You have to ask these questions “Adam”
I'm old enough to remember when Kelechi Iheanacho was rated as the next big thing at Manchester City, rated higher than Marcus Rashford & was the talk of English football.
Now he's being linked with a move to Besiktas because he can't get off the bench at Leicester.
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@sterling7
Don’t turn your heating on. The media will slate you for contributing to the carbon footprint
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Remember the full time whistle going, Dad looking over at me and saying “are you alright?” Cried my eyes out. City broke my heart before a girl did. Just sat in the stands for ages afterwards. Fast forward 28 years and we’re the best team in the world. Football eh?
28 years ago today, Man City were relegated from the Premier League in dramatic fashion.
After hearing in the crowd that a draw with Liverpool will keep them up, City decide to waste time, but they actually needed a win!
Sensational scenes at Maine Road.
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Man City new kit cycle:
1) rumoured kits are posted on social media.
2) people express dislike for it
3) Real kit is announced
4) people say it’s shit and won’t be buying it
5) same people see the kit in the flesh and buy one for each member of the family
6) repeat next year
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WORK? Liverpool fans? 😂😂😂😂
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@eddiemarsan
here's corbyn. At a hospital. Now direct your ire at Theresa May
Jeremy Corbyn has visited patients on the frontline caught in a NHS crisis. This is leadership. Where is Theresa May
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Kane roundly criticised for not turning up to training. Every member of the media had their little chap out when VVD did it to force a move to Liverpool. Agendas
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Calling city fans sensitive??! Coming from a set of fans that started a petition to have the champions league final replayed because of Ramos. Give it a rest laaaaa
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Liverpool fans destroyed a bus and they have the temerity to tweet this 😂
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Prince Andrew is wanted for questioning by the fbi for alleged paedophilia and sky go in two footed on Harry and Meghan for staying in a tent. Priorities
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle 'stayed in £1,500 a night tent during early romantic getaway'
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