Dan Dillon
@dandillondev
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Developer. Entrepreneur. Aerospace Engineer. Songwriter. Father to 4 crazies. CEO and co-founder of @Not_the_bee . CTO and Co-Owner of @thebabylonbee .
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Kinda surreal to be invited to Twitter HQ just a little over a year since we were banned. “The barbarians have stormed the gates and are now having a drink in the castle” -
@elonmusk
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One of the last tweets Corey Comperatore sent before he died was a reply to
@TheBabylonBee
. He was a fan of ours. And I am a fan of his. I won’t stop saying his name. He’s a hero.
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@krassenstein
If you don’t support kids going to events with nudity, why? In your original tweet you made a case for how it’s not harmful to them. So if it’s not harmful, why are you so emphatic that you would never do it?
This is called logical fallacy.
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If a company uses art like this, I know I can immediately abandon ship
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Bad ideas and bad information need to be mocked into oblivion, not censored.
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A little over a year ago, Kyle and I were banned from Twitter for being too good at ping pong. Then a billionaire bought the company and invited us to play at headquarters. Crazy when things work out like this.
PS get rekt
@The_Kyle_Mann
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@SethDillon
This is a perfect example of why sitting down and talking is important. On social media and in his publication this guy just says whatever he wants and his readers believe it. Confront idiots in person. Expose their lies.
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@stclairashley
I actually like this guy. He could have been a lame dog breed like a poodle but he went for the classic lassie.
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Crazy that this may go down as one of the most influential conversations in global politics over the past 4 years.
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@stclairashley
I didn't cry during Titanic and I didn't cry during Marley & Me but I just cried a little during this
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Well, my Tesla is dead but the humans are alright. She protected us well. We were clipped by a semi at highway speed. Extremely lucky we didn’t end up hitting anybody else, or things would have been much worse.
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@JAlfredJuicebox
@EvaVlaar
Is that a mustache? Not trying to be mean but it just actually looks like a mustache
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@washingtonpost
When the MSM gets in on the doxxing game, and then pays to promote it on Twitter. LOL.
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@Tim_Matheson
Apologizing doesn't mean much. Good people have the ability to realize the thing you're about to say is really terrible, and therefore you don't say it at all. Apologizing also doesn't show class. It shows that you thought it was funny but misread the room.
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It’s the same as Trump “indirectly” calling for violence by saying he wasn’t attending the inauguration. The social media overlords are willing to stretch any definition of terms to further their agenda of targeted censorship.
When they say
@libsoftiktok
"indirectly" violated the Rules by "indirectly" inciting violence, what they're really saying is that Libs of TikTok neither violated the Rules nor incited violence.
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The will of the people has been successfully circumvented. This is the real threat to democracy.
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Just released a new song that I wrote and recorded over the past year. It’s for my wife. I hope you like it.
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The SPLC is deeply saddened that a police officer survived a brutal attack and will live another day to see his family.
SPLC is deeply saddened by the tragic loss of Leonard Cure in Camden County, GA. We urgently call for a transformation in policing that honors every individual's rights. The ongoing anti-Blackness in policing must end. Every leader must act for justice and accountability.
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This is the type of level-headed sanity that will get you straight up blacklisted by Hollywood.
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Anybody wanting to join the extremely official
@TheBabylonBee
Twitter community, stop by and say hello.
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I can’t see how this verdict changes anybody’s mind. I mean it wasn’t like he was found guilty of being a liberal or anything bad like that.
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Sometimes I'm proud enough of my memes that I quote tweet them
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Is this when I stupidly post that I have 999 followers and need 1 more to get to 1,000, not realizing that the only people that see my post are my current followers?
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@KettlebellDan
Been saying it since day one. Let publications share links to ad free content, exclusive to subscribers, so they don’t have to leave the 𝕏 platform but still get subscriber benefits on your own site. Would be huge.
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The Battle Box was purple because it represented a perfect balance of Blue and Red
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@elonmusk
I don’t think people on the left like to be exposed to uncensored criticism. They’ve been operating so long in an echo chamber with zero accountability. They don’t find the idea of free speech and equal opportunity information appealing.
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25th Amendment about to be the most searched term of the year.
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BREAKING: I’ve spoken to a verified source that tells me that unverified sources have told them that Joe Biden isn’t dying. In fact, he’s more alive than any president ever and his aliveness has saved democracy.
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@Victorshi2020
Let me help you out. The 1st ruling protects institutions from unconstitutional gov involvement in choosing who they do business with. The 2nd ruling protects private businesses from unconstitutional gov involvement in choosing who they do business with. Hope this helps.
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I kinda feel bad for the people that think the Epstein list will lead to any meaningful revelations or accountability.
There won’t be distractions from the list. The list is the distraction.
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I like how you can tell which side of the protestor debate college kids fall on based on whether it appears they’ve ever showered or cut their hair.
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At least there’s one day each year that democrats pretend to like our country.
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Congrats to
@ZubyMusic
for doing a great job on this huge interview.
Real Talk with Zuby Podcast Ep. 263 -
@ElonMusk
I sat down with the owner of Twitter / CEO of Tesla & SpaceX to discuss the future of human civilisation, social media, free speech, aliens, AI, Neuralink, fatherhood, and more!
*Twitter exclusive. Ad-supported
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I'm having a very difficult time understanding why anybody cares about Stephen Crowder or what is going on with his mess of a life.
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@stclairashley
Have you ever actually talked to somebody in a waiting room? Now that's a dystopian nightmare.
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They should just do the presidential debates in a Twitter Space 🤣 talk about entertainment value
Elon Musk says he would also do a Twitter Space with Donald Trump, RFK Jr. and Joe Biden
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@CNN
Would they have published this if she had a different name?
Literally nobody knows who Whitney Cummings is lol.
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I once lost my keys and was going to be late for a flight. Even though he didn't know me,
@TuckerCarlson
called the airline and had them delay the flight. He also came to my house and drove me to the airport. But he didn't pay for any of the tolls on the way. What a jerk.
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@greg16676935420
@mayemusk
Her son just spent $44 billion to buy a website, maybe they don't have the money right now to commit to that kind of monthly fee.
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@POTUS
"Experts say" really means "I have done no research on this but you can't prove the statement wrong if I am generic enough"
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@Riley_Gaines_
We’ve also received the Loomer “deposit from DeSantis” treatment. People acting like politicians don’t pay for services like speech writing, speaking, etc. is just ridiculous. And maybe Trump should do more of that. We’d be happy to work with him too.
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I told her to smile bigger. So she kept the same smile but stood on her tippy toes 😂
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@stillgray
She’s right. You don’t need a license to drive a car. Do it enough and you’ll go to jail, sure, but you can certainly do it if you want.
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Can somebody please sue the New Mexico governor so I can contribute to paying the legal fees?
Thanks.
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I would like to formally announce my candidacy for the job of fixing the 2 pixel misalignment between the Twitter logo and the navigation icons. Attached is my resume:
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@rosadelauro
I’m not even Catholic and I know you’re not a Catholic. It’s a shame you don’t know.
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At first I thought I wanted to hear what Biden had to say about this. Now I realize I don’t give a crap what that man has to say about anything. November cannot come soon enough.
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Hey
@WhiteHouse
: These aren't your kids. They're my kids. If you think otherwise, we're gonna have a serious problem.
To the LGBTQI+ Community – the Biden-Harris Administration has your back.
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@greg16676935420
This only works if you don’t have a birthday in the middle of the calculation
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@greg16676935420
Looks like he won’t be a toddler much longer. Thank God. This streak needs to end.
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I’m too tired to even respond to this nonsense so I’ll just retweet it in all of its errant glory. Lol what is wrong with people.
The Babylon Bee took money from Desantis, then turns around and fires an openly pro-Trump employee (
@GavinWax
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I’m honored that
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@greg16676935420
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*It doesn’t literally pay, it costs $1 per month
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@elonmusk
@MattWalshBlog
I may never agree with all the decisions being made along the way but I definitely appreciate transparency.
I would also ask the question of what media on the opposite side of the narrative is restricted from advertising. Is there any?
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@EdKrassen
@PassionPlanet1
It's only irrelevant if you blindly assume it's irrelevant, ignoring all of the skills they taught us back in school to use critical thinking and follow the evidence.
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An electrician quoted me $4100 to replace my home’s dimmer switches from old style to LED dimmers.
Dude’s smoking something. Just did it for about $400 in materials and it only took me 2 hours.
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@cb_doge
Homeowner's insurance. If you ever have to - God forbid - make a claim, your premium basically goes up as much or more than the cost of the claim over the next 2-3 years. You pay for the damage one way or the other, but they profit no matter what.
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If I had a dollar for every time somebody accused us of being paid shills for a politician, I wouldn’t need to keep taking all this money from politicians.
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@finneyk
The irony of trying to make a point, but you actually make the exact opposite point.
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@stclairashley
As your employer I’m not allowed to comment on your physical appearance but I will say that any video with you in it gets about 4x the engagement of a video with my lame mug
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