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Libertarian lady. 2A. Swampbilly. Evil Capitalist. Elder goth.

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@dakroot
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2 years
To celebrate the easing of the CDC restriction, I will be dedicating a limerick to each person I'd like to nominate for #Nuremberg2 I will start a thread here and encourage you to submit your own creative writing masterpieces for our dear leaders. 🧵 #masks #vaccine #Covid_19
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1 year
@KILLTOPARTY You chose the most badass photo of a older tattooed woman ever to make your point?
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2 months
If Trump wins I'm fleeing to Canada. When I get there I'll rescue as many Canadians as I can & bring them back with me.
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1 year
@Culture_Crit As a collector, I wouldn't buy one of these, but if they're made to adorn buildings or beautiful spaces, why not? Any smidge of beauty we can squeeze out into our surroundings nowadays is a blessing. It's tempting as an artist, but there's something spiritual in grinding out a
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2 years
It is OVERWHELMINGLY clear this is the first time Darrell Brooks has been disciplined in his entire life. A grown ass man hiding behind a box fort having a tantrum?! #darrellbrooks #darrellbrookstrial
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@IAmCaseStephens Where the Red Fern Grows
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8 months
I've been asked several times if trans is the new goth. My answer is "yes and no." "Yes" because back in the day, many social outcast types found a home w/ the goth kids. They could be sad, angry & angsty w/o judgement. Over time, they'd start dressing the part & listening to
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@StevenRenes1 @KILLTOPARTY I would expect one that looks bad, but okay.
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2 years
I'm going to start a Judge Jennifer Dorow fanclub. There are no words to describe how patient, intelligent & professional this woman is.💕 #darrellbrookstrial #darrellbrooks
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6 months
@JohnHolbein1 Can confirm. Any resume w/ pronouns goes right into the paper shredder. It's called avoiding problems before they start & that's smart business.
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1 year
@GundamIsHere Women, and women alone control fertility rates in the West. If fertility rates are low it's because women aren't interested in motherhood. Men are always happy to get down.
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1 year
@thevivafrei I miss the days when world leaders were stoic and masculine.
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2 months
@TheHoustonWade You should have majored in finance instead. One of the first things you would have learned is how loan amortization works.
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1 year
@Alphafox78 I got one for camping. I was so excited to not have to squat. Let's just say, if there's not a 100% perfect seal you might as well just pee on yourself and save time. It's not possible to get a perfect seal without taking your drawers off, so completely defeats the purpose.
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@Culture_Crit It's not the early 80s.
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3 months
@connordpeters Where do you people even come from? How do thoughts like this develop?
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9 months
So yesterday I learned that when you tell communists that a solution to unaffordable housing is communal living & sharing resources, they get really mad.🙃
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8 months
Going to amend, because a few of you have brought up a great point I missed: that trans is not the new goth b/c of it's inorganic nature. Any subculture, you name it...goth, punk, metal, skate, various art subcultures, hip hop, mod, etc. formed and grew organically, without a
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4 months
@againstgrmrs The medicine cost $43,000. I don't need to read any more than that.
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1 year
Men who are capable of violence, yet can control their impulses are highly attractive. They possess power without being a bully or a tyrant. In nature, bullies & tyrants tend to get dispatched. Men like the same quality in women. Women who understand their power, which comes
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@CilComLFC Who are all these listeners? I haven't heard anyone so much as whisper his name in 20+ years.
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10 months
Never in my life have I heard an actual alpha male utter the word "alpha." Most are calm & observant. They don't need to vomit up words for recognition. When you're in their presence, you know. Again, the internet is lying.
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8 months
One of my favorite areas of study has always been mass hysteria events throughout history. I'm particularly fond of financial MHE, such as the Tulip Mania, mid-2000s housing bubble & the Roaring 20s bubble. Never thought I'd actually live through one, but we all just experienced
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2 years
@jonivy Used the word “fascist”? ✅ Used the word “Nazi”? ✅ Bonus points for saying it about an Orthodox Jew who lost family in the Holocaust.✅✅✅ Pronouns in bio? ✅ (of course they are) Never listened to a Ben Shapiro podcast or talk in they/thems life? ✅
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1 year
@theserfstv Yep, he literally has billions sitting liquid in a bank account somewhere. This is why we don’t take you people seriously. 🤡
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2 years
@JoyVBehar Nope. And you don't speak for women. I'm 100x more terrified of the blue team when it comes to my personal life, which includes my medical decisions, beliefs, speech, parental rights and school choice.
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1 year
@stillgray These posts are getting tiresome. Nobody's ever cooked outside before? Never been camping? Outdoor living? Tailgating? No? It's only worth a Twitter post when other cultures do it?
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2 years
@Mugenloop22 @bradleymain17 That's coming from you, a non-Brazilian. I have several friends from the most dangerous city in Brazil. It's horrible. You live in terror being out in public. Put yourself in the shoes of someone who lives like this year, after year. And yes, they've seen it enough. They know.
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7 months
@neverpilled A socialist calling me a scared little bitch is like an intestinal parasite calling me a scared little bitch. I laugh so hard it makes me want to buy another gun.
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8 months
@goddeketal Just say: I never talk about you, so no need.
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Traditionally when women looked for a mate, they would choose men who would make good fathers. Men who showed signs of being providers, protectors, teachers, leaders & disciplinarians. The West is now full of women who've lost the plot. Y'all don't want a man, you want a pet. A
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1 year
@Bernard_Lane I love it when once in a while I’m not horribly disappointed by my childhood heroes.
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5 months
Do y'all think kids in the future will fondly reminisce about the 2020s like we do about the 80s, 90s, early 00s? I'm having trouble imagining what they'd pick to miss about the "good old days."
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2 months
What if I told you that it's possible to borrow from many different ideologies, embrace the good parts, reject the bad parts & create your own unique, nuanced worldview? (Disclaimer: you will be very unpopular on social media)
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4 months
@LibertyCappy I'd pack my bags if he said yes.
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4 months
@creepydotorg I woulda popped that thing's head off like a champagne cork. What is w/ this kicking at the air?
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1 year
Regardless of your feelings on Liberty Safe, I just need to know why... WHY is ANYONE buying 'smart' anything? A master code for a safe people?! What is the point if someone else can get in?!! Get computers & WIFI outta your stuff! Never a better time to go old school.
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10 months
@ro Eating less is free & no side effects.
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3 months
Go for a 4am bike ride, they said. Ride through a nature preserve in the darkness, they said. Take a giant spiderweb to the face at 12 mph, they said. Pull over & make sure the big murderous-looking spider didn’t fall down your cleavage, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
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@brian_callaci “I teach economics.” Yeah, it shows. Talk to people who’ve run businesses their whole lives and you’ll learn you don’t institute 20% price hikes overnight because it pisses off customers. You do it incrementally. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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2 years
I won't be happy until there's prison sentences handed down. #Nuremberg2
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2 years
Any person who said the vaccine stopped transmission should be fined $900 million for misinformation just like Alex Jones.
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1 year
@ClownWorld_ I'm Russian. Fight it.
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5 months
Every time this video makes the rounds I repost. I'll continue doing so until the day they put me in the dirt. My favorite part is when the President of the United States threatens us like a psychotic abuser.
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Every single one of these people should be confronted with this daily.
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1 year
I'm at my most vicious towards commies & gun grabbers, but the "all men are trash" crowd should be up here w/ them. Anyone who says that is talking about my dad, my uncles, my nephews, brother-in-laws, cousins & wonderful family friends. The men in my family are traditionally
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@FoxfordComics Nicodemus scared the ever loving soul out of me as a kid
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@CassandraBowers I dress like a filthy hippie when I go buy a car. When I tell them I can’t afford their prices, they believe me and start sweetening the deal. I don’t care about being respected. I’m there to win 😂
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1 year
@budlight RIP all those bands. 🪦☠️⚰️
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@crackerparticle Tell me you don’t understand the first thing about Dr. Peterson’s philosophy…
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5 months
Make saying “I don’t know” great again. Just because I don’t support one side doesn’t mean I automatically support the other. It’s a matter of not having enough information to have an opinion. You really think shrieking at someone to take a side is gonna go well for you?
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10 months
@JebraFaushay “I’m too scared to tell my parents! Lemme tell the entire f’n world instead.”
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2 years
@RickABright I seriously cannot tell if these posts are real or satire anymore. "Proudly" masked? 🤦‍♀️
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2 years
This is like the 5th or 6th time I've seen #Pfizer trend with #CrimesAgainstHumanity . Total coincidence, I'm sure.
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1 year
@MikeHudema Good thing that power grid of theirs is reliable and ready for the extraordinary burden about to be put on it.
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2 years
@TotallyCanc3l3d I cancelled mine. Had mixed emotions about it but I figure if society wants us to do our part, we need to insure we’re protected when we need them. They failed us at every turn. Not donating blood anymore either.
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I appreciate y'all who've checked up on me. I really needed an internet break so I've been going to the gym, doing long bike rides & getting my nature on. But today I realized my mental health was a little too good, so opening twitter was the only logical solution.
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@brian_callaci A couple days in and prices haven’t been violently jerked up: vIcToRy!!1 🤡 This is what happens when you learn about running a business from books.
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Is my lifestyle a joke to you?
@wiseconnector
W 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
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Could you?
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@jdmoonchild The funniest thing about you people is you have no idea how racist you sound. The lack of self awareness is hilarious.
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4 months
I’m coming for your children, too. Only I’m going to teach them to ferment food & really dislike the government.
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8 months
Every time I meet someone my own age I think: omg this is what we look like now?☠️
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2 years
I find it odd that the "non-GMO", "no artificial dyes", "organic" everything types are the ones lining up around the block to inject mRNA into themselves and their kids.
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1 year
First person to call my thang a “bonus hole” will also have a bonus hole. 😘
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2 years
@jonivy This mofo blocked me within seconds. Seems like all they/thems important lawyering was done for the day. Professional grade butthurt damage control. I’m impressed.
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1 year
There is not enough popcorn in the world to watch this one play out.🥴
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Chicago mayor proposes city-owned grocery stores as Walmart, Whole Foods exits leave ‘food deserts’
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Two years in w/o (almost) daily drinking & 6 mo. back at the gym. Slowly dialing up the heat there & at about 80% of former fitness level. Next step, daily sunshine, no matter what. The blackness has JUST started to lift. It takes much longer than we think. Keep. Going.
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@MalesInDisguise Is he aware how real women dress when we get home from work exhausted? I promise you it’s not what women lounge around in in pornos, dude.
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@Provokethoughtz Abortion does involve the male body.
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The other day I was putting an address into GPS & it struck me: how the hell did I get anywhere before smart phones? I couldn't remember. I know I didn't use a map. Just remembered. I would call the place I was going & a human would give me turn-by-turn directions, which I'd
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So nobody wants to arm teachers, but hear me out: dog robots w/ flamethrowers.
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8 months
@dem_mommas I might just do that. We’d have beautiful babies.
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Went back to church today. Long overdue. I didn't burst into flames when I entered, so got that going for me. Such a place of comfort for me, even though I'm spiritually haggard & neglected. Thanks to my fren for being my emotional support weirdo. I have a lot of work to do.
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2 years
@mxheadup2012 @Openly I'm glad you said it. I was visibly cringing reading this thinking how a white person probably wrote it and is unilaterally dragging Native spirituality into their mess.
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1 year
@AdamHur49592410 Sounds like something an abuser would say.
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1 year
I am officially seeking funding to write a scientific paper documenting the universal truths of arguing w/ leftists online. My observations so far: 1a. You're wrong! 1b. No I'm not. 2a. Ad hominem. 2b. That's nice. Address the issue maybe? 3a. Second Ad hominem. (Usually the
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A socialist calling me a scared little bitch is like an intestinal parasite calling me a scared little bitch. I laugh so hard it makes me want to buy another gun.
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I maintain that if you have to walk around with a gun you are in fact a scared little bitch
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Kids kept apart in freezing temperatures. Kids humiliated by being forced to perform in tents. A baby who almost got his mask glued to his face to avoid getting kicked off a flight. I won't tell you how to vote. I'll just leave these here. #CovidIsNotOver #CovidVaccine #covid
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GM weirdos, I have a confession to make. I cheated on you. On my break I've been talking politics & philosophy with nerds in the real world. But I swear it meant nothing to me! I was thinking about you guys the whole time!
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2 years
However you feel about the mRNA "vaccines", remember that any type of coercion put on someone to get a medical procedure they don't want is ILLEGAL. There's a reason contracts signed under duress are null & void. That's how seriously we (used to) take consent.
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@AnarkYouTube If you saw my art or met me in person you’d have absolutely no idea I’m conservative. My colleagues nor patrons know my political views bc it DOES NOT MATTER!! Doing this for 20+ years never ONCE was compelled to bring Politics into it. Conservatives don’t have feelings?
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Yeah, go sign up for the 'Twitter Killer' guys! A rad new app by the extremely relatable founder of Facebook, which I promise you is just a big adult playpen with padded walls, full of crybabies & hall monitors. I'm staying here, in the muddy political ditch, where I belong.
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1 year
@historyinmemes Antibiotics. Close second, pain killers.
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1 year
So far, I've heard all these and more. "You can't be goth if..." • You like masculine men • You support the 2nd Amendment • You don't hate Elon Musk • You like strong families & communities • You believe makeup & plastic surgery don't turn men into women • You think the
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Calling people who grow and harvest the stuff that keeps you alive “low IQ” instead of thanking them. Enjoy your “intellectual” work when the SHTF.
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What do you think the lower IQ people will do once AI integration into robots takes over doing the things that require less intellectual focus?
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@CreepyOrg I think the most shocking part about this is that someone sent a postcard in 2024.
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1 year
@MalesInDisguise So, is squeezing a baby out of your body after 9 long months of pregnancy also a social construct now?
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@TheSGTJoker @RonDeSantis I love that the right people are leaving Florida. Fewer whiners & hysterics. They're being replaced by cool people who like what we're about.
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If I could go back and take the Blue Pill on nearly everything, I would. People don't believe me, but it's true. I'd be a lot happier. People who bury their heads in the sand are frustrating but I really can't blame them.
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@Morbidful That shot was absolutely brilliant.
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8 months
I've run into one transwoman in a bathroom (that I know of.) It was around 2017, in a public restroom, pretty late at night. Come out of the stall & they're checking themselves in the mirror, flipping hair & the like. Walk up to the sinks & they turn around & excitedly said
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6 months
Changed my mind: Twitter is more like Fight Club. We all agree to meet in this dank, disgusting basement & beat the crap outta each other intellectually. There should be a handshake & no hard feelings afterwards. Those who take it too personally should probably slither over to
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Twitter reminds me of a dog park. You get here with pent up energy and then you go around sniffing until you can find someone to bark at. 😂
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1 year
Imagine a tapeworm, fat and happy, threatening and berating its host. This is how it feels when commies come at me. I don’t need you. You need me. So sit tf down.
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@TheOnion Y’all used to be funny. 🪦
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@MalesInDisguise I'm probably the crazy one here, but when period stains ruin a pair of underwear, the furthest thing from my mind is "euphoria."
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1 year
@ctvedmonton So there's no free speech in Canada anymore. Got it. You have much bigger problems than I realized.
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2 months
Does the global IT outage mean we get the 90s back for a little while?
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@beinlibertarian Love it but they’d have to combine it with a massive cut in federal spending & that will never happen.
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Sometimes I feel like I overly sugarcoat those times or suffer from some sort of delusional nostalgia but no…it really was that great.
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I really wish I could convey to young people just how awesome it was to be a kid in the 80s and 90s, before cellphones and internet and social media exploded.
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Them: The rich should pay their fair share! Me: Ok, let's assume I make 250k a year. What's my fair share? A dollar amount. Go! Them: *Crickets* Them: The climate is too hot! Me: Ok, what is the ideal temperature in, say, NYC? By season? Approximately. Go! Them: *Crickets*
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Another nail in the cultural coffin. I don't want to blow this out of proportion, but this news made me sad. I tried to rationalize it by thinking well, maybe it's a funding issue. But I think we all know the reason. I don't know a lot about the Scouts, but I know quite a few
@boyscouts
Boy Scouts - BSA
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The Boy Scouts of America today announced that it will rebrand to Scouting America, reflecting the organization’s ongoing commitment to welcome every youth and family in America to experience the benefits of Scouting. Learn more:
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This morning I decided to remain ungovernable, so I rode my bike through a construction zone instead of crossing a big ass road. Seemed like a swell idea…until I fell in a hole. Thanks, liberty twitter, for contributing to my delinquency.
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