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@dahliaplz
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28 days
:)
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
can we talk about my dog and charmander taking a nap together
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
i just landed in houston and all the airport staff go “ni hao 🙏🏻😊” .... BITCH IM NOT CHINESE LMFAOOO
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
those two guys really sat there and drank their coffee as this guy broke a glass on this woman’s head and started stabbing her? and no men helped only WOMEN? what the fuck
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@dahliaplz
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✌🏻😗
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@dahliaplz
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6 days
Zayn Malik playing yugioh was not on my bingo card for 2024
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. *asks One Direction about banlist* Someone ask Harry Styles next pls
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@dahliaplz
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3 months
Men used to go to war … now they play Yugioh
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@dahliaplz
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6 years
“I was serious, but I was also on drugs.” is my new motto
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Amanda Bynes on the time she said she wanted Drake to "murder" her vagina: "I was serious, but I was also on drugs."
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
this karen called the cops on my mom at the nail salon bc she thought she was talking shit about her in vietnamese 😭 & the cops said “ma’am you need to get up and pay for your nails and never come back, have a good night guys”
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
nobody told me a damn boob job would hurt THIS bad
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@dahliaplz
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4 months
Can we please not talk about my side deck
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@dahliaplz
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2 months
I have acquired the goods. Don’t ask me how much I paid for them
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@dahliaplz
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2 years
My boyfriend just popped a molly at Kemah boardwalk like we’re in some euphoria episode 😶
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@dahliaplz
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10 days
This was the Houston regional after sign ups ended … can we make Yugioh great again
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@dahliaplz
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4 months
After what took about a year, here’s my max rarity Labrynth deck :) No this isn’t an actual deck list, just lab stuff hehe
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@dahliaplz
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2 years
🍭🍭🍭
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@dahliaplz
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2 years
So I bought this box of praying mantis eggs off amazon and it said they would hatch in about a month but these bitches hatched in 2 days OMFGGGGGG so now I have a bunch of baby mantises all over my room what do I do
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@dahliaplz
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4 months
My mom holding up my Labrynth x Final Fantasy shirt :)
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
me: who wants to hangout(: the groupchat:
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@dahliaplz
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4 months
Trans Yugioh players be like
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
lmao i love my dad 🥺
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@dahliaplz
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10 days
Pls don’t judge me for buying it
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@dahliaplz
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1 year
@jannashl3y “Im not transphobic but” continues to act like trans men WHO HAVE PERIODS don’t exist and aren’t people. LMAOOOO
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
y’all like my new name??? p.s. id really appreciate it if y’all call me by my new name and refer to me as she/her. thank you so much for the love and support 💖🥺
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@dahliaplz
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3 months
She might get banned soon but you can’t deny this art is amazing
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
what should i name the girls 👉🏼👈🏼
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@dahliaplz
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9 years
ladies listen ... who lives in a pineapple under the sea? you. it starts with you http://t.co/Ds6r7tauQL
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
Freshman year of high school vs now 😳
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Freshmen year of high school vs Now
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
I PASSED MY NCLEX IM A REGISTERED NURSE!!!!!! 😭🤍
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@dahliaplz
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10 years
Homecoming pics with bff 😛💞🌸 http://t.co/kLDijWNRCj
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
i think we should all stop apologizing for being sensitive, like why be sorry that you have feelings lmao
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@dahliaplz
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6 years
oh my godddddddd 😕
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
how it started how it’s going
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
so i painted what kirby would look like if he took off his shoes
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@dahliaplz
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1 year
Went undefeated 5-0 and got 1st place with Labrynth!! My first trophy 🥹
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@dahliaplz
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3 months
Placed 31st out of 420 people & got my first invite!! Sorry I’m just rly happy about small accomplishments hehe Lab top deck
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
these filters are getting too good
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
👁👅👁
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@dahliaplz
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8 months
Estrogen, antidepressant, and adderall. Girl breakfast <3
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
so last night i caught this bottle girl talking about me being trans to all her guy friends and laughing so i called her out on it and she ran to security to tell them to kick me out … and the security guard was my friend lmao bitch sike
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
beginning of end of the the decade decade
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@dahliaplz
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6 months
🛸🛸🛸
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
hewwo
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@dahliaplz
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2 months
Pool dayyyyyyyyy
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
✨ T girls do it better ✨
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
my crocs definitely didn’t have any kind of gorilla grip lmfaoo
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4 years
my neighbor saw me slip and do a backflip on the ice in my driveway 🙂
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
should i upload this to pornhub?
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@dahliaplz
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2 years
New York 🥂✨
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS! i’ve finally been granted entry into Thailand for my sex reassignment surgery after my original surgery date was postponed for 6 months due to the pandemic 🙂
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
got called the asian britney spears and i’m here for it
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@dahliaplz
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2 years
Not lotus seafood coming for me 😭
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@dahliaplz you tryna get a job then and help out?
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@dahliaplz
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1 month
Didn’t do too well in the main event but won these bad boys in the side event lmao
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
idk why i dressed so goth at a christmas party but hi
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
happy trans day of visibility!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ i’m so proud of how far i’ve come, even though i have so much more ways to go. sending love to all my trans sisters out there :’) 🤍 #TransDayOfVisibility
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
OMFG SOMEONE SAID HE SOUNDS LIKE MICKEY MOUSE AND I CANT UNHEAR IT
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
just study girl 😍
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What can i do to pass a drug test?
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@dahliaplz
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1 month
Okay I’m in my scrubs but how are we feeling about it
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
MY NAME + GENDER MARKER CHANGE GOT APPROVED BITCHESSSSSSSS i’m about to look like a slut for my new ID picture
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
so for my birthday my friend really got me a painting of me and my favorite pokémon 🥺🤍 i’m gonna fucking cry
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@dahliaplz
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When I big welcome and they don’t ash me
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
shoutout to all the women in labor today or whatever 👯‍♀️
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
happy pride month!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🤍
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
sooooo i haven’t announced this yet but i graduated with my associates degree in nursing!!! 🤠🤍
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4 years
🖤💜🖤
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
gotta feed our essential workers 😤 LMFAOOO
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@dahliaplz
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6 years
lookin like some french hoe ... or i guess you could say ... hóe 💋
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
i want .............. alcohol
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@dahliaplz
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4 years
I was really discouraged to continue my youtube after discovering messages of myself being made fun of in groupchats. But you know what, i’m gonna use that as motivation 🤠🖕🏻 Check out my new video and show some love 🤍
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@dahliaplz
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8 years
"grab his wallet"
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
gimme a kith
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3 years
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me using my vibr*tor after a stressful day
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men be like “i know a spot” and take you for granted
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
lil selfie from my shoot the other day 🤠
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@dahliaplz
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7 months
Just joined the 27 club hehe
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
my pose said 🦭
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@dahliaplz
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3 months
I got what I came here for goodnight
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@dahliaplz
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3 months
If you see me say haiiiiiii
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
🌸 lil cherry blossom 🌸
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
gonna forever remember the text i woke up to from my dad after my surgery 🤍
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@dahliaplz
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2 months
About to start first round eeeeek
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
✨ birthday festivities ✨
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
bikini szn 👙 believe it or not this is the first time i’ve ever felt confident enough to wear a bikini, yet alone take pictures in one lmao
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
so my brother put everything in the oven and we’ve been waiting for 2 hours and turns out the oven wasn’t even on
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5 years
little red riding hoe
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@dahliaplz
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2 months
Day 6 of no power but we’re seeing Kaskade today so that makes up for it :p
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@dahliaplz
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5 years
Happy birthday to me 🥳
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@dahliaplz
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3 months
Mission accomplished
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@dahliaplz
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3 years
me and my mom were talking and somehow i ended up with my pants down in the kitchen with my mom inspecting my vagina telling my dad how beautiful it is skcksksmanxjaosnbs
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