Good morning There are multiple birds in LaGuardia Terminal B

Twitter should be able to tell me who was the first person to tweet a joke that ends up getting told over and over. I have seen “the Oppenheimer marketing team has the chance to do the funniest thing ever” 5000 times today and I like it but I wanna know who did it first. Who wins

RT @northstardoll:

Me to the makers of Tears of the Kingdom

@jacobzastewart That was a PRIVATE JOKE

RT @DylanGGuerra: Today’s the premiere of season 3 of #TheOtherTwo , the 1st season of TV I ever wrote on. I’m also on strike & picketing w…

@HindsightDRF Hot girl breakfast

The thing is these kids are the most alt right fascist looking kids I’ve ever seen

@jrmoore__ Oof I’ve been here. Sending you lots of love babe 💓

@DylanGGuerra rom coms streaming best

The thing about the bafta rap is you’re either Blanchett, Cate (a genius) or you’re one of the “arries” c or k. Doesn’t seem fair

RT @TheOnion: Super Bowl Crowd Erupts In Applause As Rihanna Brings Out Richard Kind

RT @nlyonne: Is it too late to become a nepo baby?

RT @cher: Ok why am I awake⁉️

i looked up "governors island crazy stories reddit" and got ZERO crazy stories. seriously? this 172-acre island in the heart of NY harbor has obv seen some shenanigans. if you or someone you know have a governors island crazy story i wanna know about it!!

@DylanGGuerra I would watch every single one

@BlairGowan Dublin murder squad series by Tana French!!!

Just got a commercial on Hulu while watching The Bear that was like “The Bear, now streaming on Hulu” and I’m like… yeah… I know

@fatherjoncrusty Oh my god no!!! I’m so so sorry man. Sending you so much love. TC was one of the best ❤️