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@fatherjoncrusty
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RT @rllydu: im using heavy machinery that you cant operate while taking medications you cant pronounce
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Dueling piano bar opened in my hometown and it’s booked for fucking MONTHS lmfao
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neighbors are shooting off ordnance grade fireworks after they had an apt fire last month
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RT @SHAQ: Dear ashton kutcher yo momma so old the key on ben franklins kite, was to her apartment. Respond if yur not scared
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Visible steam rising from my hands typing this thesis at Mach speed
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Getting sentimental about my last day of classes - it’s been a wild two years but we’re way up in the end of it all
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Love when I see some girl in a unitard thinking she’s serving - get yo ass to Graham class that floor work ain’t gonna do itself
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