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but you’re on the bus
I’m on the bus and this guy is so fine but he has an iPhone XR 🤮
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“yup, that’s me..you’re probably wondering how I got here”
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spotify doesn’t know you’re the one I listen to the most
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then lettuce be
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na why I no dey leave anyone behind, distant cousin sef go feel am
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you dey smuggle drugs?
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mumsi collecting the shop
the shoe after pricing owner collecting
it from 17k the 2500
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Neo anytime he looks between C and B on his keyboard:
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as I see your hand, I first think sey na you lay am
My broilers have started laying eggs; God is wonderful...🙌🏼
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e get how person go fine, you go just lose interest
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it’s giving Verbal Reasoning
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Doctor: your body is quite low on sodium and Francium
me: Na, Fr?
Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium
Me: 0mg
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“I can perceive it”
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me: [goes to the orphanage to adopt]
receptionist: wow, you’re so big now
me:
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there’d be signs
If you lowkey made $1M without telling anyone, how would people find out?
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now you can go teach someone else
You finished teaching me bad bad things and now you’ve broken up with me😔
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there are levels to this shit
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me seeing our visitor trying to change the dstv from channel 100
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as ASUU don call of strike, i go gladly do all the whole chores today, wash car, wash tiles, run errands, kiss kiss and laugh with my parents cause once i commot this house omo, them fit no see me till thy kingdom come
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beans mehn, beans!
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I enter danfo yesterday, two babes lap themselves for back, I say make one sit down, I go pay, them say no worry, make I give them the cash instead😥
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“these people don’t know i’m the VP”
Okocha, Kanu Nwankwo and Vice President Kashim Shettima visited the boys after the victory against South Africa.
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moses: ff..fff..ffff..ffharaoh, let my people go oh
pharaoh:
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this one😭
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na Vhagar help you fry the plantain?
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- pick 2, pick 2, go gen, go gen again, suspension, hold on, continue, last card
me:
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“last card” “oya go gen”
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economy just dey titus, it sardines me 😪
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armed robber: everybody on the ground now!
[me pulls out New General Mathematics from my bag]: I THINK NOT!
A man with a book is actually more powerful than a man with a gun.
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kilishi for one plate, sugar cover the garri, groundout surplus, you even get enough light to create Ice blocks, still even put am for tray, tattoo for wrist, con snap the picture with IPhone. Please just stay where you are, EFCC is on the way
Garri on a Sunday??….tinubu Eshey ohhhh
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like this if you also think the second frame is finer
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when Asake’s babe tells him “i miss you” but he can’t say it back cause e no dey miss
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moses: ff..fff..ffff..ffharaoh, let my people go oh
pharaoh:
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does this count?
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Real ones know once you reach this spot, you don cover half of the journey
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be like person go start dey battle odour with words of affirmation
“I will smell nice today”
“my armpits are blessed”
“I step out with the scent of the Lord”
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🙏🏾
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💀
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na from here David pick wetin e use stone Goliath
I tried frying chin chin for the first time😁
I hope I did well😌
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shey na every week person go dey open new hole for belt?
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nobody:
pregnant women by 3am:
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😂these takes dey always funny me cause e no get wetin you wan talk my bro or how you wan talk am, if you like do podcast, or drop album, come rain, come sunshine, come hail, I go serve baba God for the rest of my life
That time you’re wasting on morning devotion, you would have gone to the gym and come back
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me in my room: [trying to do the
#SilhoutteChallenge
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my father behind me, patiently waiting for me to finish and on normal light:
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e no teach you english
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- you get cana ?
dealer: no boss
- wetin dey?
dealer: look between F and J on your keyboard
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carry spoon, floor na just plate with wider surface area
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if them never wound one real one, the rest no go learn
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“hmm this moi moi nice oh, how far, you no dey buy anything ? abi you dey fast?”
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“HOLLAN DIA ! we are the
NYSC War department
you move, I shoot “ Bokoharam:
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“you said you’d be Dangote: no be
my sugar daddy” sugar be this?
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unrelated but for secondary school you go run this kain soakis for deep midnight when you think sey everybody dey sleep, nobody go talk anything as you dey mix am oh, na as you wan take 1st spoon you go hear “abeg I fit base” 😭
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take me back
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“why are you so reserved?” oya no vex, clear road make I throw backflit
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“tell me about yourself” omo even me sef no too sabi, i still dey observe.
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if we dey talk true, Ruth na actually one of the finest female influencers for this app
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i add groundnut to my garri today, wow! September is looking good
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the only way is up
I kuku no fit buy something wey go bring milo
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😭 everybody just dey increase price dey go, they don’t even give a damatol
₦6,100 for Damatol?????
Omo!!! We don get problem for this country.
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first time I dey see custard wey get acne
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no be today we don dey build house
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- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Abbie
- Abbie who?
- Abbie you no know say Jehovah na God 🎶
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I get coding exam to write once school resumes and the only code thing wey dey my head rn, na bro code😭. E no go better for ASUU
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“Machala Machala” “satan don fall
for gutter,
Macham Macham”
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