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Contemplated buying an item as it didn’t fit into the monthly budget but as soon as I passed a cemetery and saw people dropping flowers, I went straight to clear the cart.
Life is one!🙏🏽
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Till i see my blue passport on my door step, nothing concern me and mortgage in this UK lol
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@lil_timmzy
@Jollz
A criminal and an accomplice to crime are all criminals. There is no reality to consider. Everybody go be thief then if we dey consider reality
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Migrate to UK - complain
Migrate from UK to Canada - complain
Migrate from Canada to US - double complain (tax and gun lol)
Why not just move to Martinique or Madagascar and be singing Kumbaya?
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@ayoolatopezion
@jidesanwoolu
@Twitter
@verified
@jack
@jack
can you please verify
@jidesanwoolu
Governor of Lagos State, Nigeria.
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February ❤️
Nigerians in the UK 🇬🇧, please bless us with February dumps.
JPEGs & Food edition.
Let’s have it 🇬🇧 🇳🇬
#NIUKFebruaryDumps
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@Oluomoofderby
Romanians have free movement to the UK. They don’t need to apply for a visa to enter the UK, so UK should take it up with the EU as it is an internal issue.
Our own reality is different. E no concern us.
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@Letter_to_Jack
🤝
The ‘unwritten code’ part of the tweet flew over a lot of people’s head. This is absolutely correct.
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On this day, 3 years ago, after ‘multiple reminders’ to come collect my MSc certificate as I didn’t attend the graduation ceremony, I went to collect it in Paris & did my ‘photoshoot’ outside the building.
The only proof I graduated from Uni 🙂↔️
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My mum is in her enjoyment phase (international baby girl edition). We will continue the local edition later.
Scheduled Tour: UK, Northern Europe and North America❤️
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On a call with my mum and she jokingly said as her 4 children are no longer earning in naira, she wants to become a philanthropist.
Didn’t argue with her. I will do same.
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@samuelanjorin__
I can relate but i always check the mute button!! Like always even if i checked it 2 secs ago.. some foolish host can decide to un-mute all 😄
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I can learn Accounting and get Chartered within 18 months. You cannot do same for Engineering, Medicine or Law. Don’t mix it up.
Go to any of the Big 4 & randomly ask who did Engineering as a first degree, then come back.
@Mrpossidez
After I wrote my exam for the last frame, that's when I knew Accounting is as difficult as Medicine, Engineering or Law.
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Rent - £1500
Council tax - £150
All Utilities - £350 (3rd party means energy/water usage will go up)
Wifi/Netflix/Prime - £70
Actual Cost of Renting - £2,070
3rd party pays £800, owner of house pays £1,270
You people that get for example, a 3 bedroom apartment for maybe £1500 but will want to rent out the smallest room to someone else for £800.
Eyin nu olohun nu
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Q1 team meeting in March, I was the only Nigerian out of 15 Engineers.
Q2 meeting next month, we will be 3 Nigerians out of 20 Engineers.
Growth! 🚀
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@KolaOyeneyin
Hmm.. left Nigeria in 2018, returned in 2021 then left again in 2022. I love my country but I don't think Nigeria is the place for me at the moment. Visiting periodically, making long term investment is the way forward for now
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@Dayveed_Ade
Lol you can only ‘legally’ work for 1 company, your mind no go settle if company no dey perform well & no related firm will accept 20hours weekly. That 5 years is a lonnngg time!
It is way different in France or other EU countries.
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Trekked the whole of VI in 2012 looking for internship and a security man felt pity for me, took my CV to submit to the HR. He was a guard for
@TotalEnergies
Passed the test, got in and made friends & ogas that has shaped my career in Naija, France & the UK.
What's the one decision you made that's changed your life? (Career edition)
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@BibiAkudo
There was a time I would not be able to look at this picture a 2nd time because it will make me angry. Because why is the Fanta not facing front!?
Thank God I can look at it now without any issues.
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@adesh1624
😂😂 it’s the “when you are playing with my daddy” for me lol
The way she remembered and got everything! 120/100 👏🏽👏🏽
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@Wizarab10
It’s now a local coy vs local people problem. Selling off assets is also selling off liabilities and this will be discounted in the sale price.
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@Wizarab10
One thing people also ignore is that US/UK/Europe don’t really care about your money as a tourist. You can have N10m in your account and still be denied. Your money don’t matter in the grand scheme of things.
You need to show how you got the money that you want to spend.
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HR said in Q2, I will be working in the London & Cardiff office for 2 -3 days each, all expenses fully paid.
I don archive my CV, make them no worry. We pin here👍🏾
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First time watching Basket mouth and Buchi Live and they really outperformed my expectations! Kudos to them
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In 2024, I am going to be more present and happy. I want happiness to reflect around me and it will be contagious!!
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Added the postcards recently so when i get overwhelmed, i dream of former & future vacations 🙂↔️
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Remembered when I became a Nairaland mod in 2013 (while still in Uni), and ‘issues’ similar to what NIUK & NLUK are ‘going through’ started happening. Someone even created Koboland.
Everyone will be fine eventually & with time, people will move on to other aspect of their lives.
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@Wizarab10
And there will be one gross darkness from 8pm. Even street lights will not be able to extinguish the darkness lol
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ABEG actually paid between (700m-800m) but the main point we are not asking is where a 1-year startup with 10k+ downloads got funds to sponsor BBN.
Equity funds? Loan? "Other funds"?
The CEOs behind ABEG & PATRICIA. These guys are the exclusive sponsors of Big Brother Season 6 by paying 2B &1B each. I mean Billions of naira. They are under 30. The big companies you know are running around to secure a slot of 200million for non-exclusive sponsorship.
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@Wizarab10
GAZPROM made a statement recently- "even in the cold war, we still meet our contractual obligations" so business as usual here.
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After the backlash, 5812 people applied. Another day to remind yourself that Twitter’s opinion does not count for anything.
People need jobs!! N400k/month is a lot in the Nigeria of today.
MY SELECTION CRITERIA FOR CHOOSING MY EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT ARE AS FOLLOWS.
Of course, 5812 applications are much for just one person. Hence, I made it easier for myself.
• Those who sent/used DOC/DOCX instead of PDF are automatically DISQUALIFIED.
• Those who were lazy and
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@olumidecapital
The way you value an American company is different from that of a Nigerian company. Many factors.
If UBA was based in the US, that $1bn valuation would be like 70x
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@binjoadeniran
I still get a bit uncomfortable when rain is falling and there is still light.
The PTSD is deep, fam!
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First: Investment Analyst
Now: Energy Efficiency Engineer
It’s Worker’s Day today!🥳
What was your first job vs What are you doing now?
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1. When i saw a tree upside down.. the root was up in the sky while the branches and trees were on the ground.. it was in the house of a "strong man"
2. A shrine facing a church off Ugbowo road. Church holding their service, Shrine doing their own.. same time
Let’s do this. What is the wildest thing you ever experienced while growing up, living in or visiting Benin City?
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There is nothing, absolutely nothing that will make me want to live in London.
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The narrative that Nigerian doctors & nurses are everywhere in the UK is not so correct. They are not many, they are just concentrated in one region - England!
I don’t know about the US but in the UK nothing will collapse.
Foreign nurses make up almost 15% of the UK workforce.
Most new doctors and nurses in UK came from India.
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@franklin2times
@kacchi005
@OgbeniDipo
They charge not less than £15. I became a barber overnight from YouTube✌🏾
Mans can't be spending N7,500 on haircut every 2 weeks.
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@NaijaFlyingDr
This is a soaring tribute! I smiled and I sighed and I got lost in thought.
My sincere condolences to you and his extended family🤍
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Just received £50 as a consultation fee to help a friend apply for a Schengen (France) visa.
This is something I can easily do for free but that paid feeling is really really nice.
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I started giving my mum £10 cash every weekend to hold from November last year.
It summed up to £130 last weekend. She will going to Naija soon with N240,000 to do as wishes.
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All these Canada people thinking everyone wants to come to Canada as per kumbaya country?
I would rather move to Kenya than relocate to that Canada.
🚶🏾♂️
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@MaziOmenuko
@JasonNjoku
60m$ is Revenue. EBITDA will bring it lower to the 20-30$m range, hence a valuation at $320m is pretty okay (20x)
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Even though you have bad behaviour, NLP or NSPPD will mould you into a better person. Give it time 🙂
Wo it’s not by nlp and nsppd, do you have good behaviour?
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@almaasinobi
Lol it is called mini-London for a reason. I mostly advise people to either book in Glasgow and do a 45min train / 1hr bus ride to Edinburgh.
Alternatively, don’t book hotels at the city centre.
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@chineduanaz
@OgbeniDipo
When the doctor needs to make that last minute difficult decision on which patient gets the invasive ventilator, then the reason will be seen.
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@rousseaukazi
This is really creative and it is good content until you got to the Africa and Asia part. The same way you were specific about Mississipi, Russia etc., yeah, be specific about the countries in Africa and Asia.. (Africa and Asia are continents)
Aside that, awesome work!!
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@olumidecapital
Well, they don’t need a 12-floor building anymore, same with the other IOCs. Staff are relocating.
Total’s Eko Towers is theirs so they go nowhere.
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People that do this are actually unhappy in their marriage.
I posted a nice photo of myself on WhatsApp, a class mate of mine who’s married with 2 kids viewed my status and immediately posted “You’re not going to be young forever, a woman’s value is tied to her family and husband. Make the right choice 😊.”
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@knightofdelta
Only the Environmental Minister and he/she will make a 10 page ppt on what was learnt at the conference
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Loool that’s why if I see any single person giving advice on marriage, I will just hiss and scroll.
Marriage. Had a whole blog where I discussed romantic relationships when I was single. Haven't written a single sentence since I got wedded.
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Saving this here..
📍Chamonix & Annency, France
share a photo of something you created, photography, art, food, poem, design, anything.
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Spending 2 days in London after 2 years, and visiting the area I lived and schooled (Cricklewood/Finchley) just reconfirmed I made the right decision to leave this bløødy city and never look back!
💀
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My line manager is taking a 4-month career break to travel round the world.. and the firm is willing to accept her if she decides to come back..
O' God of Moses, Aaron & Joshua, when please?🙏🏽
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We are really not meant to do this life alone.
Love someone and love deep!
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@akeula_trendy
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Not sure which of the Africa, bro.. but I can bet you 90% of the youths in Francophone Africa are not looking to migrate to the US.
...and on the need to migrate, we all don't need to but if you have the opportunity to migrate legally, you should.
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@EmrysDamsonJr
@Bolarinwaiyanu
@Vellyestana
It is kWh (kilowatt hour) i.e. if your fridge has a 3kW capacity and your tariff is N50/kWh, it means for every hour your fridge is on, the cost is N150 (N50 x 3)
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As a CEO of a startup, there should be no reason whatsoever for you to owe salaries!
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The best of men are still men.
I totally love this simple & short quote.
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"person wey use money buy love no dey ever pay finish"
This my new toaster is very serious o. Everyday he’s delivering something to my office meanwhile his competitors want to use “have you eaten” to finish me
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@Whiz_Queen
Yeah, you can but I think you need to have some law foundation to really understand & practice law. 3 of my B.Eng course mates started with Deloitte then and within 18 months, they were Chartered.
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@OgbeniDipo
Non-invasive ventilators can also help in this case. To manufacture the mechanical ones (invasive) takes a great deal of precision and sterility that can't be gotten as quickly as hospitals would need them.
So i see no need for this article!
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@joshofafrica
@arkazaure
Lol. I worked on a 40MW interconnected solar project in 2020. The initial estimated total cost then was $150m.
So where do you think you will get the financing?
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