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posting okie nonsense and brain poison | researcher @mmfa | views are my own | OU @GaylordCollege alum | she/her

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helena hind
7 months
this is the best thing that's ever aired on the fox news channel
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pride month is over donald pls keep that to urself
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2 years
i have no words
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11 months
you gotta be fucking kidding me
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tv isn't for everyone
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7 months
as a tarot girl this is the most me-coded fox segment
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2 years
they're so mad that she's hot and creative
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1 year
god dammit
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1 year
lol she didn't think that one through
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9 months
apparently laura ingraham doesn't know what the james webb telescope is
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1 year
Remember when Jesse Watters said the story of a 10-year-old girl who sought an out-of-state abortion was a hoax? Her rapist was sentenced to life in prison yesterday. And Fox News has promoted Watters. new from me:
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2 years
i love watching The News
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2 months
ohh she kinda cooked him
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5 months
"An Owasso High School teacher who Nex had greatly admired resigned in 2022 after they were featured in one of Ms Raichik’s posts." These ghouls took away an integral part of this child's support system. Nex should be alive.
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1 year
this newsmax chyron i'm dying
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1 year
YIKES
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1 year
the GOP platform is pretending kim petras isn't hot
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2 years
"that's the smell of freedom" i'm cackling
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2 years
GIRL 😭
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2 years
Laura Ingraham just freaked out when her guest called out Fox's bullshit on-air (thread)
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10 months
if you got your news from The Five today, you'd have no idea that Dianne Feinstein died, New York is underwater, and the government will probably shut down on Sunday
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2 years
@alexms2022 seriously. not to mention exposing people to secondhand smoke.
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5 months
@AriDrennen it's so goddamn backwards here
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8 months
these evil ghouls want civil war so bad
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1 year
great stuff today
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8 months
fox news' jesse watters just spent the first segment of his 8pm show recounting his entire thanksgiving vacation
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@cynicalzoomer
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9 months
how does anyone take these people seriously
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8 months
oh okay
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@cynicalzoomer
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8 months
this is what fox news is now
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@cynicalzoomer
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1 year
this is so much funnier when you remember that Tucker said he "passionately" hates Trump
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1 year
absolutely insane stuff going on here
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@cynicalzoomer
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7 months
oh my god i'm going to flip a fucking table
@wsuares
Wendy Suares📺
7 months
HAPPENING NOW- @GovStitt is explaining on zoom why he decided to reject federal money to help feed hungry kids over the summer. One reason- a fear of the Biden administration pushing a “social agenda” @OKCFOX ….
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1 year
this is a fucking delusional take
@briOKC
🔥Brianna Bailey🔥
1 year
Ryan Walters just said he wants the history of the Tulsa Race Massacre to be taught in public schools but objects to the teaching that the event happened “because of the color of people’s skin.”
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1 year
tulsi: the naacp is racializing racism
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1 year
it's going great
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1 year
i cannot stomach jesse watters in my current mental state but by god i'll try my best
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6 months
Oklahoma's top education official just named stochastic terrorist Chaya Raichik to the OK State Dept of Ed's Library Media Advisory Committee Didn't think he'd be able to develop this much clout in RWM circles a little over a year after his election, but here we are
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Superintendent Ryan Walters
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No one has done more to expose what the radical left is all about than @ChayaRaichik10 and @libsoftiktok . Her's is a powerful voice to protect Oklahoma kids from porn in schools and woke indoctrination. I'm proud to have her on our team.
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10 months
hey this is Really Bad
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Superintendent Ryan Walters
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. @ChayaRaichik10 at @libsoftiktok is a champion and a watchdog for Oklahoma parents and kids. She is fearless. Stay tuned for future announcements
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3 months
cathedrals everywhere
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1 year
new reaction gif just dropped
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6 months
STITT DELETED HIS DESANTIS ENDORSEMENT TWEET LMAOOOOOOOOO
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4 months
NEW @mmfa All it takes is one Google search to figure out that your innocuous man-on-the-street source is actually the head of election denier Kari Lake's ballot-chasing operation
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helena hind
2 months
hire my best friend you cowards
@abughazalehkat
Kat Abu
2 months
Bad News: I’ve been laid off from @mmfa , along with a dozen colleagues. There’s a reason far-right billionaires attack Media Matters with armies of lawyers: They know how effective our work is, and it terrifies them (him).
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1 year
can't keep rolling my eyes at this shit or my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs
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15 days
mainstream reporters: this is gonna be a different trump, he's subdued and emotional now trump: the late, great hannibal lecter, he'd love to have you for dinner
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1 year
"even country music is woke" YES
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1 year
what if we kissed on the texas toast couch in the cane's caniac corner
Architectural Digest could never
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8 months
this looks like something straight out of the hunger games
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1 year
me when a square is a rectangle and a rectangle is a square
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j aubrey 🤠
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Me when I’m a fucking idiot
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1 year
idk maybe we should be wary of a dem candidate who keeps getting breathless endorsements from Fox News hosts
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2 years
Jesse claims "Democrat policies are designed to keep women single." "We need these ladies to get married. And it's time to fall in love and just settle down. Guys, go put a ring on it."
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1 year
Jesse Watters just called homeless people "bags of flesh mutating on the sidewalks"
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1 year
the problem with liberal co-hosts on Fox News and Newsmax is that, much like Trump's CNN town hall, berating and mocking them becomes sport. Fox knows their viewers are so poisoned by propaganda that they won't engage with analysis. they just want to see the libs get humiliated.
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1 year
I don't think people on the left should lend their credibility to Fox News. But I really hope Jessica finds a new job one day where she isn't berated and mocked by her coworkers on national television every single week.
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1 year
absolute chad bernie sanders
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1 year
YIKES
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1 year
oklahoma christians do not give a flying fuck about children
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KFOR
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OKC Church allows convicted sex offender to hold leadership position
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5 months
i'm losing my mind omg he can't even take his own script seriously
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1 year
be fucking serious omg
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5 months
not to be a triggered snowflake but if i got my legs blown off in a war i would hate it if my coworker made a joke like this on air
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10 months
good for her
@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
10 months
In case you missed it, here’s glorious footage of a woman flipping off Ryan Walters at today’s school board meeting…
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new one just dropped
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freudian slip lol
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4 months
thank you mr attorney general for allowing me to publicly come out as an android user
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Aaron Rupar
4 months
big news for the non-iPhone users we all hate having in our group chats
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2 years
"two thongs don't make a right" 😭
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jesse watters just wants men to be miserable lol
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1 year
nah i don't believe her for a SECOND
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5 months
NEW @mmfa NBC News went to CPAC to conduct some interviews, but they should've mentioned that one woman is a convicted Jan 6 rioter who threatened to k*ll Nancy Pelosi. Dawn Bancroft isn't just a "Doylestown, PA resident"
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1 year
projection is a powerful thing
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1 year
Tucker asked a Fox News contributor to comment on Trump's post-arraignment speech. His response devolved into an unhinged rant filled with calls for secession (thread)
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oh my god NO ONE IS SAYING THIS
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6 months
dude what the hell
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6 months
oh come ON bro
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hey check out this insane rapture ad on fox news
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4 months
NEW @mmfa Every time broadcast news shows report on a spectacle at the border without mentioning Trump's sabotage of the border security bill, they're playing right into his campaign strategy.
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2 months
never forget that jesse watters is a divorced guy at his core
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1 year
bro what the fuck does that mean
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come on
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big oil
@okmesonet
Oklahoma Mesonet
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Okay, who left the iron on?? Hottest weather we've seen in the state since early November! #okwx #okmesonet
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1 year
girl WHAT
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The Lost Ogle
1 year
So, @news9 sent Caryn “Sassy Momma” Ross to Rivière Modern Bánh Mì to celebrate “Asian-American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month.” What could go wrong with that?
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my friends: hey you wanna get drinks tonight? me: sorry i can't, i'm busy watching this
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2 years
Here are some Fox News chyrons that aired during Biden's address tonight
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humiliating
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casually trying your hand at stochastic terrorism
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Kat Abu
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Fox News host Jesse Watters called the murder of two protesters in Panama a "worst-case scenario". But it's hard to believe him when he's spent years advocating for this exact tragedy:
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oh my god
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Scaramucci: This is a family guy.. He sort of the Logan Roy of politics Ruhle: Logan Roy is not family man Scaramucci: You got to watch the show very carefully. He actually loves those kids..
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this is kaftan erasure
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Watters: What is Hillary wearing there? Banderas: She’s wearing some sort of Komodo
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ooh she mad mad
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threading everything that made me laugh aloud from senator john kennedy's fox news appearance tonight starting off strong with "joe biden wants you to sell your plasma for grocery money"
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@20indicia @abughazalehkat idk but i wanna find him and venmo him money for coffee
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Watch how quickly these Fox News hacks shut down Richard Fowler when he mentions that people often shoplift out of necessity: "I don't think we're talking about Jean Valjean here" They want their audience to view poor people as criminals
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greg gutfeld is a goddamn idiot
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1 year
dallas? really?
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The New York Times
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A survey asked Americans who had moved within the previous year how it went, including why they moved, how often they cried and cities they would prefer to live in. Here's what respondents shared.
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fox news continues to be homoerotic
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lmfao PLEASE
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how many times do you think they rehearsed this
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NEW from me @mmfa In a move that surprised literally no one, serial climate denier Jesse Watters cited debunked misinformation to argue that climate scientists are fabricating US temperature data. The source? A bogus fossil fuel-funded "study"
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LAURA IS TALKING ABOUT MILF MANOR THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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woke government overlords want your five year old watching cnn instead of lawrence jones cross country, only president trump can fix this
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he's going full tucker but like, doing it badly
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Fox News' Jesse Watters on pro-Palestine demonstrations: "This is going beyond free speech and free expression, this feels like a hostile takeover" With a chyron reading "Why isn't America stopping this?"
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they're pulling out all the stops tonight
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