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OKC’s legendary home for indie news, irreverence & occasional humor. Publisher: @OKCPatrick . Critic-at-Large: @LouisFowler . Email: tips @thelostogle .com.

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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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Uhm… it looks like this wrecked semi spilled a load of dildos and lube all over I-40! Great camera work, @news9 !
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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In case you missed it, here’s glorious footage of a woman flipping off Ryan Walters at today’s school board meeting…
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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In three months, Oklahoma has raised taxes on oil companies, approved "the most liberal medical marijuana law in the country," and the conservative evangelical-money guy finished third in the GOP primary. Strange things are happening in Trump's America.
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@TheLostOgle
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Here’s the original video of Ryan Walters - candidate for State Public School Superintendent - talking about scary “Sactuary Cites.” He’s definitely the guy to address our state’s low spelling scores.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
I don't know where this came from but I like it.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
There’s a huge Swadley’s catering van parked outside tonight’s Oklahoma Governor’s debate. Sometimes you can’t make this stuff up…
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
You don't say?
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@GovStitt
Governor Kevin Stitt
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We can’t have two sets of rules for Oklahomans— it’s that simple.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
6 years
Fire Mike Stoops! RT if you agree. Like if you double agree.
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The Lost Ogle
1 year
According to the Ogle Mole Network, State Auditor Cindy Byrd is expected to issue a bombshell audit report today regarding @RyanWaltersSupt handling of CARES and GEER funding. It will document millions of dollars in questionable, possibly illegal spending, and introduce new
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
8 years
Greatest Oklahoma meme ever?
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
The only good thing to happen today was watching this silver spooned plumber shit his pants.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
5 years
Oklahoma is closed tomorrow. Wish us luck!
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
I live in a state where rural lawmakers say city folk have too much influence on State Questions...
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
The “gay agenda” is now inserting itself into Oklahoma Severe Weather Coverage. Expect the Oklahoma legislature to investigate this next week.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
6 years
Mary Fallin seemed to enjoy tonight's Thunder / Warriors game from the owner's box. I guess she needed a break from all the teachers she didn't meet at the State Capitol.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
5 years
In Oklahoma, we preemptively cancel schools the night before when the media claims roads may become dangerous and icy, but we leave them open on those surprise mornings when the roads are actually dangerous and icy. Makes perfect sense.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
The Oklahomans who lost their power for two weeks because of @OGandE ’s poor response to the October ice storm should be the last ones to have it turned off during these rolling blackouts.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
Here's the letter Ryan Walters sent to State Regents demanding 10-years of records accounting for "every dollar that's been spent" on diversity, equity & inclusion. I've also included an image of Ryan flashing the okay sign during a meeting w/ lawmakers so you'll understand why.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Abby Broyles upsetting Jim Inhofe would be so 2020.
@apseanmurphy
Sean Murphy
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The @AP has declared @JimInhofe and @abbybroyles winners of their primary races for the US Senate.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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One parking spot at the capitol is noticeably empty...
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
6 years
I think Mary Fallin bases all decisions on A) will it put me on the wrong side of history and B) will it help cement my status as the most disliked and unpopular governor in Oklahoma history.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
James Lankford got the vaccine and it turned him into a member of The Squad.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 months
Filth-Loathing Oklahoma Lawmaker Has Hardcore Instagram Model Fetish! We've learned that Tom Woods – the morally superior lawmaker who uses his faith to judge and criticize others – follows hundreds of sultry influencers on Instagram. Click for more...
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
Five minutes after we report he's filed for divorce and having an affair, Oklahoma Attorney General @AGMikeHunter announced he's stepping down. We'll take all the credit for that one.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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I don't know who made it, but this is the best thing to come out of today's Devon Tower stunt...
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
Which Yukon City Councilman will be the first to propose they remove Garth Brooks' name from the water tower?
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
We’ve acquired more video from the fight at The Score on Saturday night. It looks like a coach was the instigator, and a ref took a swing. The guy who was leveled by another ref was possibly trying to keep the peace.
@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
Basketball ref cold-cocks dumb parent at The Score…
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
The person in charge of logistics for IMMY Labs deserves a raise.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
6 years
Be careful if you're out tonight. The roads are really dry.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
Hearing via The Ogle Mole Network that two recent political polls – one commissioned by News 9 – both show Joy Hofmeister with a small lead over Kevin Stitt in the Governor's race.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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NEW: It’s time to create a database of Oklahoma lawmakers who’ve paid for abortions… "If we’re going to name all the Oklahoma women who get an abortion, it’s only fair we also name the lawmakers who pay for them, right?"
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
And he'd probably be alive today if good Christian men like @SenatorLankford didn't help incite an attempted insurrection at the capitol.
@SenatorLankford
Sen. James Lankford
3 years
Today we honor the life of Officer Brian Sicknick. We will never forget his last full measure of devotion to protect the building where he served. I am eternally grateful for his service to our country. His family, loved ones & the US Capitol Police community are in my prayers.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Trump praised Kevin Stitt for everything he’s done for COVID. I think it would agree.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Does this mean only counties in green get the extra Medicaid money?
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Let’s start a petition to have @KendrickPerkins replace @KDTrey5 in the Oklahoma Hall of Fame.
@KendrickPerkins
Kendrick Perkins
4 years
@KDTrey5 @Marc_DAmico @SportsCenter Boy stop you did the weakest move in NBA History!!! Up on a team 3-1 in the western conference finals and then go join them the following season?! Heart of Champion right there
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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In a rare moment of honesty, Oklahoma Senator Marcuswayne Mullin admitted "I don't want reality" while questioning people about race and children's books during a Senate committee hearing.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
9 years
Here's an email I received from an OSU SAE alum. Claims we shouldn't be surprised... http://t.co/aHPtyX5xu4
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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I think I may organize a digit prayer rally on Dec 3rd for Kevin Stitt to step down as Governor. It couldn't hurt, right?
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
Anyone in the mood to shame Governor Stitt for disregarding his own public health advice and not wearing a mask while watching his kids play basketball at an Edmond gym?
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
I think the OKC media has finally figured out that approximately 80,000 people and businesses have gone without power for nearly two weeks.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
Kudos to all these brave cabinet members resigning two weeks before their last day on the job.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
Please define “those responsible.”
@SenatorLankford
Sen. James Lankford
3 years
Cindy & I are devastated by the tragic loss of Capitol Police Office Brian Sicknick, & join the nation in praying for his loved ones & the USCP force. Justice must be served & those responsible must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. His sacrifice won’t be forgotten.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
It's almost like megachurches are hypocritical institutions that don't practice what they preach.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
As we mentioned yesterday, one of the big reasons Tulsa King decided to film its second season in another state was because Prairie Surf Media couldn’t handle the production. This email from an Ogle Mole provides more insight…
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
I challenge @RyanWaltersSupt to a Patriotic American History quiz inside a boxing ring at the Harbor Mountain Coffee House in McAlester. He can even write the questions to make It fair.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
I admire your courage, Senator. It takes a special level of bravery to be such a spineless hypocritical partisan asshole who insults even his own lowly intelligence.
@SenatorLankford
Sen. James Lankford
3 years
I cannot support removing someone from office who is no longer in office. An impeachment trial after someone has left office is unconstitutional.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
Say what you want about our non-award-winning political coverage, but I don't think any other Oklahoma media outlet has done a better job covering @ryanmwalters than us. On election eve, here's a thread of some of our highlights...
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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Meet my little girl Harper! She was born Friday and I’m in love! She and mom are home and everyone is doing great!
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Ogle Mole Network chirping with rumors that a high-ranking state official has tested positive for Covid-19. If true, you heard it here first. If not, nevermind.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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As we honor and remember those lost in the OKC bombing, let's not forget that many Oklahoma politicians (and voters) now share the bomber's dangerous, conspiratorial, anti-government beliefs.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
It's the first day back to school after a long holiday break, and Ryan Walters checked out early for some afternoon drinks with State Rep. Chad Caldwell at Whiskey Cake! Nice to see him working so hard for Oklahoma kids!
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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Huge congratulations to @HornForCongress . She’s smart, works hard and knows her whiskey. I can’t believe someone with mainstream, modern values is going to represent us in Congress!
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
From "parking in a disabled space" to "boot tampering" to "wrong zone parking," we've learned Drew Stitt – Kevin Stitt's oldest son from Guthrie Haunts fame – has been ticketed 17 times for parking violations on the OSU campus this semester, resulting in about $600 in fines!
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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Earlier today, Kevin Stitt fired Gen. Paul Costilow and Larry Van Schuyver as co-chairs of the Oklahoma Department of Veterans Affairs. Van Schuyver, a Purple Heart recipient, claims the decision was "political" retaliation."
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Texas is just as good at destroying its historic buildings as Oklahoma! Sad. Pathetic.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Here’s a pic of the First Lady of Oklahoma - Sarah Stitt - out shopping at Target this afternoon! It’s a good thing she’s wasn’t wearing a facemask, otherwise we wouldn’t have known it was her! (Pic courtesey of Ogle Mole Network)
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
We've acquired via the Ogle Mole Network this photo of a special OHP "Official Business" security placard that Drew Stitt – Governor Kevin Stitt's oldest son – has "allegedly" used in Stillwater to park wherever he wanted around the OSU Campus.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Here in Oklahoma, every local TV news channel is currently airing an Evangelical church service to pray away the Coronavirus.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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Here's a weird FB comment thread from last week where Canadian County Sheriff Chris West and @NEWS9 stormchaser Alan Broerse debate the best way to punish members of congress...
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
Can't believe that Ryan Walters super fan @TheRealRonRon77 was arrested on stalking and burglary charges yesterday. Shocked! Shocked I tell you!
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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In all seriousness, kudos to James Lankford for showing some courage and doing the right thing. Wearing a facemask in the COVIDdome takes some balls.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
This doesn't look weird or unnatural or anything.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
Here's video of Oklahoma Public Schools Superintendent Ryan Walters indoctrinating kids at the Oklahoma FFA Convention. He gets in digs at Joe Biden, rants about political correctness, and tells the public school students they were all created by God. Good times.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
Here's video of Ryan Walters – the guy running for State School Superintendent in Oklahoma – openly and eagerly spreading the "Litter Box in Schools" hoax, presenting it as a real thing people should be concerned about it.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
In case you care, @oncueexpress doesn’t enforce the OKC mask mandate. Good place to avoid if you can.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
When you have to tell people you’re telling the truth, you’re probably not telling a bunch of truth.
@GovStitt
Governor Kevin Stitt
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Oklahomans, I will always tell you the truth.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
Happy 4th of July, or as we call it in Oklahoma, “ @KDTrey5 is a fake tough guy two-faced quitter coward day.”
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
6 years
Bartender at @FallingRockTap in Denver asks where we’re from. I tell him OKC. He jokingly asks if we’re “teachers.” He then talks about the teachers in Oklahoma, and how everyone here is pulling for them. Keep it up, teachers!
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Oklahoma is now a Top 10 State in being used by massive corporations to get better deals from other states
@GovStitt
Governor Kevin Stitt
4 years
Today, @Tesla announced it will build its next Gigafactory in Austin, TX. I wish @elonmusk and Tesla all the best. In fact, I wish them so much success they are forced to expand again, because I know just the place. See below for the full statement:
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Stitt has it!
@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Ogle Mole Network chirping with rumors that a high-ranking state official has tested positive for Covid-19. If true, you heard it here first. If not, nevermind.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
So, when are Oklahoma liberals going to launch a petition initiative to create an amendment that protects a woman’s right to choose?
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
Always nice to see @SenatorLankford quoting MLK a couple of weeks after trying to invalidate the votes of millions of black voters in order to appease his white voters.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
In 2019, @lifechurch brought in $163-million, vs expenses of only $120-million. They began 2020 with $320-million in assets. Basically, they really needed that SBA PPP loan to get by. 🙄🙄🙄
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
5 months
Them: “Why do you want to move out of Oklahoma?” Me:
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
By the way, this is what happens when stupid voters elect an anti-vaxxer buffoon with no government experience to lead your state. Garbage in. Garbage out.
@KassieMcClung
Kassie McClung
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Oklahoma is one of two states that has yet to declare a state of emergency/public health emergency over #COVID19 .
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
5 years
Even David Payne is alarmed by this radar dong!
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
When it’s time to take credit for something, he’s the mayor of OKC. When it’s time to make a difficult, perhaps unpopular decision as mayor, he’s just one vote out of 9.
@davidfholt
Mayor David Holt
4 years
Ultimately, there are nine elected officials and in our form of government, I am just one of those nine votes. If you have opinions regarding a mask ordinance or other mitigation responses, I encourage you to reach out to your City Councilmember before Thursday’s meeting.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
Here are some pics of Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt practicing running away from a school shooter…
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Remember when you’d wake early to see if school was going to be closed and then be disappointed they were still open? That’s something kids no longer get to experience thanks to our soft society.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
6 years
The average age at my polling station was 100 years old. If you’re young enough to operate a smart phone, please go vote.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
5 years
FYI... It’s okay to be a fan of Nick Collison, and still criticize the Thunder for retiring the jersey number of a career role player that averaged under 6 points per game.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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Pro Tip: If you're a deranged politician who depends on controversy to get noticed, and needs to promote a hastily organized propaganda event, send an announcement to the media saying you'll punish them for sharing details of it on social media. Works like a charm!
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
5 years
Mike Morgan has declared an "inland hurricane" warning for Oklahoma City. I think you have to chug a bottle of whiskey when that happens.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
Which of @RyanWaltersSupt four rejected attempts to be added to the CPAC agenda at the last minute is your favorite?
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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I always love it when Ryan gives us a screen or whiteboard to have fun with...
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
4 years
Wait. That's actually not a bad idea. Can someone check his temperature?
@TheOklahoman_
The Oklahoman
4 years
Lankford proposes to replace Columbus Day with Juneteenth
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
So, Ted Cruz was in OKC yesterday to attend a wedding for a local right-wing pollster’s kid that was officiated by Kevin Stitt. Anyone have any Party Pics?
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
1 year
The one where an Oklahoma lawmaker asks Ryan Walters a question directly referencing a TLO article. Walters didn’t seem to like it.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
2 years
BuT JoE BiDeN?!?
@TheOklahoman_
The Oklahoman
2 years
As oil prices rise, Oklahoma's big producers remain reluctant to boost production
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
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If you voted No for the new arena you should only be allowed to go to OCU basketball games and concerts at The Criterion.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
“My fellow Oklahomans. We need policies that bring us together... not rip us apart. Now let me tell you about this race-baiting, divisive bill I signed that does none of that, while also quoting MLK for a little irony. You’re gonna love it.”
@GovStitt
Governor Kevin Stitt
3 years
My statement on HB 1775.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
6 years
The Oklahoma Health Department just voted to prohibit the dispensing of marijuana in "a smokable form." The will of the people has officially been overturned by authoritarian asshat physicians.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
3 years
We have acquired this photo of Markwayne Mullin attempting to sneak money into Afghanistan.
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@TheLostOgle
The Lost Ogle
6 months
Really nice move by Chesapeake Energy to bring back earthquakes this week.
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