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Hey all, I decided to give my alt account,
@genericgamer32
, another try (until I forget about it again haha). I'll try to post about other things that I like on that account and leave the Disney stuff here. Go follow if you want
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The big difference is Splash Mountain was horribly racist and had to go. Hope this helps!
I can't help but notice that a lot of people who are vocal about Muppets closing were silent when Splash Mountain was closing.
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So let me get this straight, Disney/Daddy Josh:
-purposely withheld information regarding Cars location
-lied about receiving Walt Disney’s family’s blessing for the animatronic
-won’t disclose where Monsters Inc and Avatar is going
But the parks panel was a W? Ok then
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I think actively erasing references to the first African American actor to win an Academy Award is a bad thing
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Bob Iger taking stage before announcing the worst thing imaginable at D23:
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In the wake of the Splash Mountain retheme, Disney has:
-removed some of Nick Stewart’s work
-erased parts of James Baskett’s legacy
-wiped out references to Hatti McDaniel
-erased and lied about an African American folktale
-wiped out 2 versions of a NAACP approved ride
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You know what? Out of all of Disney’s announcements in recent years, this one pisses me off the most.
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I just want to take a moment and shoutout Splash Twitter. They get called racist nonstop, yet they’re the only part of Twitter I’ve seen that calls out Disney’s erasure of James Baskett. Meanwhile, the shills will continue to defend it. I love this fan base and the people in it❤️
"It wasn’t a real Oscar, so it doesn't count."
"He's dead anyway, so why does it matter?"
"He only took the role because he was probably desperate for work."
Remind me again who the racists are? 🤔
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Got my DisTwitter badge of honor. Mission accomplished
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It’s amazing how select rides can be more than some controversial movie except for Splash Mountain. Why is that?
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Maybe I just live in an echo chamber, but I find it interesting how no one seems to be looking forward to Dinosaur being rethemed. This is even knowing that Indiana Jones is (arguably) the better ride of the two. I don’t think this change will be as popular as Disney thinks
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Come on Daddy Josh, show me the improvements
Josh D’Amaro: "If we are going to make a change in anything. We must create something that’s even better than what was there before. We may not always get this right. But I believe Walt would’ve wanted us to try.”
$DIS
#INBOUND24
#HubSpot
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@disneyglimpses
I think Epic Universe is going to be the slap in the face Disney needs. Whether they learn from it or not will remain to be seen
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@_TylerDean
Bro, look at my profile picture. Do you think I’m being serious when I say Splash Mountain was racist?
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It’s sad to see small things like this go away. They add to the magic Disney used to be about. Now it’s all about ways to incorporate IP because brand synergy is important I guess
NEW: Avengers Campus construction at DCA, set to begin in early 2025, will require the removal of the backstage Red Car Trolley barn and will result in Disney discontinuing operation of the attraction in early 2025, Disneyland officials said. A specific date will be shared later.
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@disneyglimpses
Villain obsessed Gen Zer here. I hate these changes so much. Disney likes to brag about how much land is at Disney World, yet they don’t do anything with it
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This little trickster managed to nab the game early! Good for him
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@BrerOswald
Iger needs to go. He has transformed this company into his personal pet project and it shows
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*sigh* Can Iger go? Why do we have to destroy things, especially at Disney World where you have the land? I’m so sick of this
I previously told you guys where I think Monsters Inc is going, nobody wants to listen 😪
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“I think it’s time to replace It’s a Small Wor-“
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The more I watch comparisons of Splash and Tiana, the more I appreciate the buildup to the critter world, especially during this section. Tiana’s blaring music, the fence is noticeable, there’s too much going on. Splash was designed to make you focus on one thing: the drop
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This retheme is filled with so much love that they completely destroyed historic animatronics because they were associated with ride. Nothing but love and positivity!
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🧵-As many of you know, I received a threat yesterday in response to posting a meme (pictured below). After that incident, I went to purge the bots that follow this account and noticed something similar between them and the “person” that threatened me.
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Ok, muting this. Just remember kids, a ride about a rabbit being chased by a fox and bear is racist while a ride featuring a salt mine is perfectly fine
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🧵-Funny story about me, I used to be too scared to ride Splash Mountain. The drop intimidated me so much. I finally broke down and watched a ride POV of it on YouTube out of curiosity.
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Another day, another removal of something that made Disney stood out
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@LaReinaCreole
I love how you can miss any other attraction, no matter how long it’s been, and people will understand. Yet when it comes to Splash Mountain, all sympathy is gone
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This tweet is too powerful. It’s fooling people on both sides of the debate. It may have brought unforetold chaos upon this land
The big difference is Splash Mountain was horribly racist and had to go. Hope this helps!
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I think this upcoming Monsters Inc area shows how disorganized Disney is. Whether it goes to Animation Courtyard or Muppet Courtyard, both have received some upgrades to their shows in recent memory. Why would you upgrade the shows if they plan on scrapping one of them?
Tell me again how this art is for Animation Courtyard *without* removing Mermaid? (Look at the trees down the middle leading to the entrance.)
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@KateFisher96
@BrerOswald
Bob Iger tossing and turning in his bed at night, waking up in a cold sweat realizing that there’s still a Splash Mountain in the world. It haunts his dreams
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This ain’t it
NEW: Tokyo Disneyland Resort shared a new look at the Marvel Studios characters that will be featured in the upcoming "It's a Small World with Groot" at Tokyo Disneyland from Jan. 15 to June 30, 2025.
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@WaltDisneyWorld
Fascinating. It would be a shame to get rid of something so iconic now wouldn't it?
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Hearing the Indy theme just made this retheme all too real for me. Man, I'm not ready to say goodbye
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“I’ll keep Tomorrowland Speedway operating before I let this company die!”-Bob Iger, probably
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Splash Mountain wasn’t racist
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“You’re a Colorful Bunch”
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-built a ride based around a salt dome
But, Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is the progressive ride?
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There’s a lot, really. Rethemes/demolitions instead of actual expansions, the over reliance on IP, how political they are, cheapening out on the experience while raising the price, their subtle encouragement of a toxic fanbase. Probably more, but that’s all I can think of rn
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He wanted to watch some football. Who am I to say no to that?
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@JonasJCampbell
Friendly reminder that claims of Walt Disney being antisemitic was part of a smear campaign
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That one dude trying to explain how Brer Rabbit looks like black face
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Brer Rabbit has beaten Epic Mickey Rebrushed! Onto REmake 4 now
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CAN YOU SER ALL OF ME
WALK INTO MY MYSTERY
STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE
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@SplashFan2000
People are just making things up now, cause what? Honestly, if you’re first thought upon seeing a cartoon bunny is blackface, that says more about you than anyone else
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@chazfinder
I really want to know what the jumpscare was. It’s cool if he likes the ride, but there’s no need to lie about certain aspects of it
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@Savethedmagic
And just a friendly reminder that he also knows where Monsters Inc is going and didn’t say anything
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@BrerOswald
You know, the people that claim Tiana was a step forward in ending hatred and bringing forth positivity are certainly some of the most hate-filled individuals
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@BrerOswald
Not only that, but Disney has severely mishandled the IPs that could compete with Universal. Star Wars could’ve went toe to toe with Harry Potter and looked what happened
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Disney Forecasts Lower Demand at Theme Parks Into 2025
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Went to go see Transformers One today and it was fantastic!
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[1/6] One thing that concerns me is the upcoming refurbishment of Thunder Mountain at Disney World. It’s my favorite ride at the parks so I’ll always be a bit skeptic for a lengthy refurb, but I feel like there might be more going on.
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I don’t normally make these types of posts, but I saw one of my favorite bands live. Green Day has been on a bucket list and I finally got to see them. They were incredible, easily the best concert I’ve been too
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@BrerOswald
I went on Splash for the characters. I loved the Brers. Even the ones not from the movie had their own charm
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@BrerOswald
I don’t really care about the scene change one way or the other, but dear god, how pretentious do you gotta be to make a post like that?
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Hey everyone, I need your help. I have plans on making this thread a reality, but I want to make sure my information is accurate as possible. Below are some of the things I plan on including, but I want to make sure the information is good and accurate
@BrerOswald
Someone really needs to make a thread about all the heinous stuff Disney has done towards Splash. I made that one post earlier, but that doesn’t even cover half of it
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I don’t care about Tom Sawyer. I never went there so I won’t start pretending. But getting rid of Rivers of America just ruins the aesthetic of so much in this park.
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Quick question to the Disneyland homies: weren’t the logs supposed to have a more swampy look to them? I could’ve sworn I saw a photo floating around where they looked more green than brown
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Who wants to bet if Disney does do this, all the shills saying we should get rid of ROA will praise Disney for listening to feedback
I actually think there’s a higher than usual probability that WDI reverts or significantly modifies the Rivers of America plan. Not saying it’s super high but I do believe it will be given a second thought.
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It’s getting to the point where I’m feeling bad for the ride
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It’s honestly disgusting that Splash fan hate has seeped its way into the cast members. It’s not all but this is twice (that I know of) where they disrespected a Splash fan. It was one thing when it was mainly influencers (still bad, but more tolerable).
Ok, I'm finally at my hotel room
I'll write everything that was said and exactly what happened
Firstly, I apologize if my english is bad, I'll try my best to explain the best way I can!
So, we just got off from Star Tours and wanted to buy some Mickey popsicles+
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@JLHomni
Tbf, Paris has been asking for Splash Mountain for years. I think there’s a demand for a log flume there
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@SpyroFlight
Actual historical revisionism is fine but a poorly aged movie is the work of the devil?
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@BrerOswald
Disney was better at immersion before they started trying to make everything a Harry Potter clone
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@Mickey_Central
Brer Rabbit if you can hear us, please Brer Rabbit, please spread your curse to Cars land
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The poll has ended and Splash Mountain came out on top. To be honest, I did expect it to win given the nature of this account, however, I did not expect that margin. So I gotta ask, what is it about Splash that made it so special for so many people?
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@BrerOswald
I just had a thought, what if this is another attempt to make Tokyo retheme their Splash? The top looks way too similar for it to be a coincidence
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You know what I’ve always thought while waiting in line here? How much I wish a cartoon car would drive by. It would really enhance the experience. AND NOW IT’S A POSSIBILITY!THANK YOU DISNEY FOR MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE!
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This is just some of the merchandise you can purchase at the 2024 EPCOT International Food & Wine Festival inside of Creations Shop.
Figment Loungefly Mini Backpack - $88.00
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Update: he finished Crisis Core. REmake 4 is on hold due to Epic Mickey arriving Tuesday
He’s playing Final Fantasy Crisis Core with Resident Evil 4 remake on the docket
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Hell, if you really want to get into it, Princess and the Frog was a rather controversial film yet it’s fine as a replacement. Why?
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@BrerOswald
How anti-splashers think we’ll react when they say Splash Mountain isn’t coming back
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@BrerOswald
I really hate how political Disney has gotten. It’s fine if the company leans a certain way, but politics should not be the forefront of every little thing they do
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@Princessxmisery
The NAACP approved ride about an African American folktale is racist, don’t ya know?
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@BrerOswald
Someone really needs to make a thread about all the heinous stuff Disney has done towards Splash. I made that one post earlier, but that doesn’t even cover half of it
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Disney World is not a museum. Change, no matter how extreme, is good and necessary. People just need to get over themselves.
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