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There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him. - RAH
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@BornTaLEAD
I keep telling the younger millennials who just hit 30. Yours 20's are like practice adulthood, you figured some stuff out but the majority of us are still finally figuring it out in our 30s
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@bradiscus
I hate when the tism forgets to mention it's time to rizz until after the fact. Many sleepless nights over such stuff.
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@hausofriya
Dude people are so weird about how they casually anthropomorph adult elements onto children and we just chuckle like it's cute. I can think of three people who were encouraged to obsess over a future with me as a kid and I begged for it to stop but my parents justaughed. I also
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@hourly_shitpost
The real question is how many years between those 2 thoughts was almost 20 for me.
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@MNateShyamalan
Men's clothes are made sturdier so women will seek out a male mate for warmer clothes.
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@HollyStallcup
I wish I would have actually heard what my ex MIL meant when they said "if it's what they want this marriage will last" could have saved me a lot of trauma.
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@TheLincoln
How many tokens will it take to get 400 pages inferred? This seems like a very expensive test
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@shawntheverbose
@GigaBasedDad
This was when I first realized ethnocentric or faulty conclusions fallacies could be so altering. Still a fan of the wager but not as a bludgeon
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@ask_aubry
The hell is a cultural ban on hookups? We gonna put everyone in a chastity belt at 9 and then only hand over the keys with a marriage cert. Government is not the answer
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@sheologian
I always love when they say this about trans people... No mate we just stopped killing them onsite just 40 years ago, now they are curious if we will treat them as humans as well.
Some people have tried positing to me the science is only 50 years old , well the wild west was
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@Rothmus
This is actually how I get anyone to immediately stop talking to me, it's even semi effective here
"I don't believe education should be public and it's not a right"
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@WendyHassonMD
My spouse and I will message each other about the nest and number of pillows used to make it when the other is out.
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@emrazz
Spouse and I been trading hot memes people post on it. We have been having a grand time seeing others flip out.
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@haymes_joshua
But 2 girls kissing doesn't give most people icky feelings , so that means it's ok because it makes me feel good right?
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@MKeenerWrites
In the mid 00's I was talking with a guy about our summer jobs we had before going back to school.
Dude had a stroke about the new cooks who asked him how many hash-tags were 10 potatoes.
10 #'s mate its ten pounds....
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@JosiahHawthorne
One night at youth group camp like 5 of us did this, it's non toxic at least
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@MNateShyamalan
If you forget to turn on your phone will ring if you get a call as well , I think it's a safety feature can you imagine people taking calls next to each other on long flights? Seriously until applevision is in each seat in a flight let's just keep the status quo
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@_nomadic_soul
Sounds like a cult leaders response. Be silent ,don't question follow me and bringe me shiny red pills
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@ywomendeservles
I once got told I would be joining a fellow student on his expulsion when I tried to mention a whole group of us saw the victim lead the expelled upstairs.
(Also the report didn't happen until the abusive broken up with party came back the next afternoon to reconcile)
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@ItsSamG
It's ok we also get paid when we are asleep or attending random family functions, plus no punch cards or people to quibble over hours with
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@OngDevLab
No she is breaking hardware for beauty, the spare parts box is not for accesorizing just hoarding
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@GuardianBooks
Robert cormier , chocolate war, fade , I am the cheese , beyond the chocolate war. All before 4th grade all available in the school library.
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@Rothmus
Me and my 1.26 highschool GPA would like to try again ... Oh no I wouldn't it's still broken and only cares about the ones t
It helps with egalitarianism
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@Brian_Sauve
Ah the black swan defense, if I brought you a valid example you would still question it.
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@autismsupsoc
I mean is he counting the Tom Boys , and Sissies that we beat down because societal pressure said it was the thing to do? Matthew Sheppard was not an extreme example ...
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@thechosenberg
If I have agreed to talk to my ex, I can assure you I'm going with or without permission
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@PastorTrey05
Oh you mean it's satire, and conservatives will eat it as gospel remember the Colbert report....
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@kevinmyoung
My favorite is when they counter this with Christianity is the most accepting religion you just have to accept, by which they mean follow my exact theological tenets or I'll let you know your still a dirty sinner.
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@RyanEls4
I can do Perl, python , c, c++, I can do many flavors of SQL and it's weird Java implementations (SOQl, databricks ) but you put that damn JavaScript in front of me and I just walk away
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@dreamsofskies
I still can't do cabbage and they broke 2 wooden spoons over my butt that night
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@WhatTheADHD
My personal favorite would be the diagnosis my parents were advised not to take as it would impede my normal childhood. Thanks I got PTSD included in my diagnosis as that 'normal' child hood was just being trained to comply to completely made up social structures
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@TheTransformedW
Dude the best awkward wedding night stories I have heard come from 2 virgins (someone I follow mentioned a shower that turned into just awkward hygiene habits they put hair on the wall , he spit on the floor ) , really needs to be something in premarital counselling about
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@linuxopsys
Forgot that , once you realize the GUI and the backend infrastructure are swappable you can frankenstein just about whatever want. Also that's a hiking loop not a diverging path
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@adamfare1996
Everyone tells you to slow down cause you will flame out. However you also realize you know your body and limits way better than others once you have your processes in place that is.
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@_FlawlessPage
CW: Suicide
'It is what it is'
A neighbor used to say this adnaseum until they unalived themself.
It's never sat right since
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@realgirl_fieri
Parenting is nothing but making a choice between two bad decisions but don't worry either way it's your fault.
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@haymes_joshua
Only person who said Sex was you. Just like 30 years ago when I was told Disney was evil and Gay so the church taught me all the bad sex that people have...
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@SKiller1977
@ask_aubry
Your just incentivizing crime, you thought prohibition was bad wait until you see a society not taught restraint and delving into porn
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@karinbeery
I always wonder this with Shakespeare, if he could respond today would be just be like "I was my generations Kevin Smith or Trey Parker and Matt Stone '
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@meganalcg
Also point out anyone having more than seconds at a church potluck. People will remember you ,promise.
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@Rothmus
I have this card , that dude isn't even an 8th of the way unpacking the trauma, one of the first few is blaming yourself
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@LaurantoniautiC
Always able to straddle right between the groups but never fit exactly right in any of them
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@SMB_Attorney
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@eastdakota
And some poor PR person thought it was gonna be a mild Friday in the 2nd week of Jan
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@adamfare1996
I started using that or spouse years ago after watching people get ruffled when only 'non standard' people used it, I like that it's generic and doesn't make people leap to conclusions these days
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