you know what’s kinda ridiculous???PAYING EXTRA FOR MILK ALTERNATIVES AT CAFES like i’m sorry that i’m lactose intolerant and didn’t wanna shit my pants all over your damn floor bitch
had a customer come into the store yelling at me to return something she had bought THREE months ago and i told her that that’s not how our policy works and she’s like “WELL I KNOW IF YOU COME INTO STORES AND COMPLAIN ENOUGH THEYLL DO IT FOR YOU” and before you ask... yes she was
how am i a grown ass human being but am too afraid to open the door for strangers when i’m home alone???? i’m legit hiding in my bathroom right now because im scared that the person saw me through my bedroom window lmao
when i was here, i told my friends “i’d love to get a pic in the flowers but not at the cost of damaging the flowers” but i didn’t realize how loud i said that then and the people that were actually laying in the flowers heard and deadass glared at me lmao
this is such a HUGE setback for the LGBTQ+, POC, and other communities because there’s ACTUAL hate crimes being committed consistently and he’s now giving doubters even more reason not to believe them or take these issues seriously. i’m incredibly disappointed.
i get told often that when i’m drunk, i’m just 10000x more me and i honestly didn’t know what that meant until i found this random video in my camera roll of me doing a ootd in the bathroom for my friends lmao
i used to think the girl debbie from the amanda show was fucking weird for having an obsession with eggs but fast forward 15 years later and i’ve become debbie
@missremiashten
you know, i’m so proud of you for this — you’ve been on youtube for so long and your viewers should know that you’re ALSO growing up and you should feel comfortable living your life the way YOU want it 💕
i hate that i’m such a sensitive bitch!!! someone could literally make a joke against me and say “jk” and i’ll be that bitch that’s like “there’s always a little truth in just kidding” and be hurt about it for 5 years
IM SUING THIS BAR!! I STOOD ON THE STAGE TO REQUEST THEM TO PLAY WORK FROM HOME BY FIFTH HARMONY AND THE DJ KICKED ME OFF THE STAGE SAYING GIRLS ARE ONLY ALLOWED UP THERE!!! SEXIST PIGS, ILL SEE YOU IN COURT SWEATIES!!!!
bitch what tHE FUCK! i literally only have two weeks of my undergrad career left and then i’m officially done with university — AHHH i’m so sO SOOOO close to getting my degree 😭
hahahaha so you mean to tell me that people my age are starting their careers, buying houses, getting married, etc. and what am i doing exactly? learning kpop choreography in my kitchen in nothing but my underwear lmao
damn i was at target and i said that i hope we all end 2018 on a good note and she said “as hannah montana once said, life’s what you make it so you better make it right” and fuck dude.... that hit me so hard
ASDFHLSJAK I JUST WALKED INTO SOMEBODY ELSES CAR AND I THOUGHT IT WAS MINE AND HAD A PANIC ATTACK THINKING SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY CAR BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS ME WHO WAS BREAKING INTO SOMEONE ELSES
the fact that my drunk ass was able to shower and do my whole ass skin care routine last night AND still wake up on time for work just proves how powerful i am
so my school ran out of parking passes for EVERY lot & structure & i called into the school asking if there’s any way i can purchase one & the guy was deadass like “‘maybe you should look into other forms of transportation like public transit or uber” LOL BYE IM DROPPING OUT