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d shmoney🍯
5 years
Thanks for your kind words guys. I miss her 😢💛
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
And y’all wonder why your fans get beat up in parking lots
@NBCSGiants
SF Giants on NBCS
6 years
Congrats to the Dodgers on another World Series appearance!
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d shmoney🍯
1 year
Think my favorite tiktok account is the one that takes the men outside of Home Depot to Disneyland ☺️ majority of them have never been and it’s just so cute to see them have a blast and be kids again
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d shmoney🍯
3 years
See all you toxic fans at dodger stadium 🤪 finally
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d shmoney🍯
6 months
I was a few feet away from ohtani’s homer 🥲💙
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
Who DIDNT go to Popeyes is what I wanna know. You deserve to be recognized lol
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d shmoney🍯
2 months
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d shmoney🍯
2 years
Dirty thirty club 🎈
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
If you thought LA was wildin tonight, wait until the dodger win 🤭
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
In honor of opening day, I will be making micheladas and paying myself $28 for each one. #Dodgers
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d shmoney🍯
2 years
Chick fil a is not even that good to be waiting in those long ass lines lol I don’t get it
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
You’re a serial killer if jäger is your drink of choice 🤢
@JagermeisterUSA
Jägermeister USA
6 years
Best excuse to buy Jägermeister, ever.
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d shmoney🍯
10 months
Proud of myself for successfully saving $20k this year 😌😌
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
anyone else not give a fuck about people’s 2018 recap stories? Cuz same.
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d shmoney🍯
2 months
I love being Mexican 🥰 🇲🇽
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
Sorry for all the shit talking I did yesterday @Dodgers ily 💙
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Xvideos is better than pornhub. Goodnight ☺️
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d shmoney🍯
2 years
Bullying works.
@UberFacts
UberFacts
2 years
Netflix has removed their new anti-password sharing rules from their website, saying they were published in error and don't yet apply to the United States
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Guys love thicc thighs and it’s fuckin great and fantastic but are you gonna buy us new jeans often when we rip em due to chub rub?! lol lmk
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
@NoceJenna I’m very aware of what happened lol go try to be a twitter hero somewhere else
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
I guess dodger stadium lucked out with this virus cuz those renovations were no where close to being done by opening day lolzzz
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d shmoney🍯
3 years
Your favorite leo haha 29 and fine babyyyy 🥳
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d shmoney🍯
3 years
All of us tonight
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
Reminder
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Going to horror nights without my glasses so I don’t see most of the scary shit hahah I’m a pussy 🙈
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d shmoney🍯
3 years
Vaccinated and will still be wearing a mask. Y’all be safe tho lol
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d shmoney🍯
2 years
Last day as a 29 year old 😬
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d shmoney🍯
10 months
Who’s still eating tamales?? lol me 🙋🏻‍♀️
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
News outlets have been bashing Turner all day like the president ain’t out here hosting rallies without any masks in sight. Fuck outta here
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
Idk if I’m more offended by the dick offer or the fact I’m in the “older women” category
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
Imagine Lakers get a ring and Dodgers get a ring this year. But there won’t be a parade cuz people still won’t wear a mask and social distance lollllllll depressing
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
If I see no nut November on my tl one more time...y’all don’t get pussy anyway so stfu. You’re use to not nutting
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d shmoney🍯
1 year
31 🥳 gray hair coming soon probs
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d shmoney🍯
2 years
To those bitching about the rain I better not see you say shit about the heat when we’re all dying of heat stroke lol
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
LOL 🖕🏼
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d shmoney🍯
2 years
“Three Mexicans” huh. Never seen a headline that said three whites smh
@ABC7
ABC7 Eyewitness News
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Three Mexicans have been charged after 1 million fentanyl pills were allegedly found in a car's body and trunk in El Monte.
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Somebodyyyy told me they prefer Taco Bell over King Taco and I told them to stop the car and let me out on the side of the road because wtf 💀
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
Refuse to buy any World Series merch until it says champions god dammit!! lol let’s get it @Dodgers 💙💙
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
We love game day traffic lol catch me lookin cute for once 💙💙
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
Hair update hehe
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
I’ve always wondered if racists put their racism on hold when watching sports. Or how does that work 🤔
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
I would tell y’all to follow me on snap but last time I did that, I got a shit ton of dick pics lol so enjoy this pic from snap 😋
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d shmoney🍯
2 years
Beanie season is my season 😊
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d shmoney🍯
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
Hi, I would like to announce that I just made my final car payment. My first big girl purchase as a broke college student lol I did it y’all, gbaby is mine officially 🎉 5 years is a long fuckin time tho 😅
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d shmoney🍯
3 years
Someone at work was like I heard the vaccine may cause fertility problems and I was like idk but you also can’t have a baby if you’re dead so
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d shmoney🍯
3 years
Merry Christmas 🎁
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
I would just like to thank twitter for bringing me here @angelstjtacos 🥔
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
Fortunate to still have a job and a steady paycheck during these difficult times. Been paying off my debts and it feels great getting closer and closer to zero 🙌🏻
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
3 years ago I took the greatest pic. Just wish I saved it without the damn Pikachu filter lmao
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Ya girl got her motherfuckin promotion 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
The summer no makeup makeup look 🦋
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
I don’t give a flying fuck airlines are struggling. They didn’t care when I was struggling with their overpriced basic nonrefundable additional fees back of the plane no leg room middle seat near the damn bathroom ticket.
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
I may be fuckin fat right now but at least I don’t got a flat ass 🤷🏻‍♀️
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
Idk why abortion is even a topic of discussion. way more pressing issues like kids being gunned down in schools, clean water in the US, unlawful deportation, global warming...but we wanna talk about women’s rights. this country is going fuckin backwards & it’s truly disgusting.
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
PSA: you cannot eat the food at a potluck if you did not bring shit 🗣🗣 stay your cheap ass at your desk
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
Waiting for the day I encounter a Karen. Haven’t been in a fight in awhile
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
My grandpa passed away 25 years ago today. My grandma still considers herself married, never even tried to pursue another relationship. If I could have anything in this world, I’d wish to bring him back for her 💕 #fuckcancer
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
I have bent neck syndrome. Also, big titties and a sweater make you look so fat...well, fatter but 🤷🏻‍♀️ enjoy my face ☺️
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
I look cute today. Merry Christmas fam 🥰
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d shmoney🍯
3 years
I still don’t understand the Mickey Mouse ring argument. Weren’t all teams going for that last year like that was the whole goal lol
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
This country is so ugly...and stupid. Fuck them kids
@SassBaller
SassBaller
6 years
This is what failing as parents looks like:
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
The professional world is fuckin catty man. I know you saw my email, read it, and chose not to reply. Now I gotta be a dick & email you again and CC your boss with “PER MY LAST EMAIL” bitch lol 🤦🏼‍♀️
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Blonde d is a totally different person 😋
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
Lemme just say this and then I’ll stfu about it... I better not see the government or whoever else sending help to the OC when they all get sick and there’s an overflow at hospitals. They did it to themselves.
@F__U__Stanford
TranceDuck 🇯🇴
4 years
Huntington Beach rn... wtf
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d shmoney🍯
2 years
My boss texted me and I’m like whyyy I’m on vacation. Turns out I got my promotion 🤗🤗 perfect birthday present 😁
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
PSA: know your potluck etiquette. If you didn’t bring shit, you can’t have shit.
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
The rumors are true. Im not a natural blonde lol miss you hair salon 🤦🏼‍♀️
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
I’m bored. Hiii ☺️
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
I got jokes
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Hate when you make a payment on your credit card and they send an email saying thank you like shut tf uuuup. Only reason im paying this is cuz you fuckin with my credit score 🙃
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d shmoney🍯
1 year
Nobody looks good in caca brown
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
I always use filters but trust I don’t need em. They just cute 🤷🏼‍♀️😋
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
Hi
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
The ho is ready for Christmas 🎄🎅🏼
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
Service and convenience fees when buying tickets online are such a fucking scam
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
We love walkoffs 😏💙
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
FUCK TOM BRADY AND THE PATRIOTS!!!!
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Haven’t stopped sweating in hours
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
I never stay up this late hehe
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
My dad gifted me a really nice picnic basket that included all plates and silverware needed. He said since we’re in a pandemic and can’t go to restaurants, you can go have a nice picnic somewhere. I was so impressed cuz it’s the most thoughtful gift he has given to date lol 🥺
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d shmoney🍯
2 years
A Hollywood blvd bum told me that I look real sexy today and to stay juicy. I’m feeling like a bad bitch now lmaooo
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d shmoney🍯
3 years
My uncle and little cousin kill it every year ☺️
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
I was inches away from Gordon Ramsay and all I wanted him to do was call me an idiot sandwich lmao
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d shmoney🍯
4 years
I discovered portrait mode lol
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d shmoney🍯
3 years
Stfu Owen
@MarcSallinger
Marc Sallinger
3 years
A 2nd grader named Owen is one of the first public speakers talking against mask mandates. His dad is holding the mic for him “I’m adorable. Why would you want to cover this up?” He says speaking against wearing masks “It’s Christmas. Can’t our present be no mask?” #9News
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Breaks my heart everytime I buy tall cans for like $3 each and then go to dodger stadium and pay $18 for just one smfh
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d shmoney🍯
3 years
I dated someone who I thought was a baseball fan cuz he was always wearing dodger gear. One day he hit me with “you’re always watching a game or at one. When you gonna make time for me?” He didn’t want to watch with me cuz he thought it was boring lol sent him back to the streets
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
I hate fake positive people online lol you treat people like shit in real life but ok
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Hatfishing is a real thing. Some y’all males talk all that shit about our filters and makeup but let’s see you post a pic without a hat 😬 yikes
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d shmoney🍯
2 years
Just finished watching that documentary on hunter moore smh hope that mf got his ass beat everyday in prison and after that
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
I get Mexican guilt when I leave the ac on for too long lmao cheap ass
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
My bestie said I was a catfish. She right 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Spooky szn 🎃👻💀🦇
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
Damn Lovers and Friends is another Fyre Fest? Knew it was too good to be true 🙃🙃🙃
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d shmoney🍯
6 years
Insert camo joke here #NewProfilePic
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d shmoney🍯
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Happy Saturday 🥰
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
I appreciate those motorcyclist who throw up a thank you when you move over to share the lane with them. And if you’re one of the ones that don’t say thanks, fuck you lol
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d shmoney🍯
5 years
Me trying to keep it together at work as I continue to read all Kobe posts today
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