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From deep in the WEF owned and operated vassal state known as Canada, fighting for Freedom and Liberty, working to wake up normies before we are a 3rd world

Vancouver Island
Joined July 2012
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@ShitpostGate Big butts weren’t popular in mainstream culture until the early 2000s when black culture was so heavily pushed into mainstream culture that that it reached the top of the S curve and took over. It started in the early 90s but took an over a decade to really reach market.
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@hshLauraJ Don’t say I didn’t do my part!
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@iamdoveeee @MattWallace888 This is why you don’t ever trust an actor.
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@MomsPostingLs I think she’s right for the wrong reasons. More leftover women with no options will start dating younger guys who aren’t getting women thier own age. The good guys, the betas, etc. They will just be glad to have something at all, and will hagmax thir way to a relationship.
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@TransformersDen G1 Scientist. I always liked to speculate on how this scientist ended up becoming a follower of Megatron, and I wonder if in his millions of years of work, he did something to himself that his spark wont die.
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@chfsrh @NoCapFights Do you really think she has a boaters license?.
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@Lead_Flinger The irony of a woman making thirst trap pictures for validation in a mirror called the Affirmation Station meant for small children.
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@GRCinemaTicket The Omen 3
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@DudespostingWs There is a HUGE catalog of lore about this man! If you don’t know, it’s actually really fascinating. Look up Odin. You won’t be disappointed. Especially the story of how he lost his eye.
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@weirddalle I’m amazed that the Empire Strikes back has not been all over the comments! Only one of the greatest sequels, highest grossing films and best examples of a β€œbad guys win” movie
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@NewsM101 So now she just looks like she’s 10. That’s better, right Blizzard?.
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@OmegaRedArts1 No, this is Optimus Prime! He was at my site about a month ago!
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@LogansTfs Hate them. I do have two of them, and there’s a handful that actually look okay, but I despise them in principle.
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@ThePrestonParra That’s absurd. Either you’re a Jew or a Christian. The New Testament is Jesus’ new covenant with ALL people, and a dissolution of the idea of β€œgod’s chosen people” and the previous covenant he’d made with them. It’s not fundamentally compatible.
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@creepydotorg Those are federal agents.
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@AFpost The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Don’t forget why Nelson was in prison in the first place. Trafficking explosives and rifles used in terrorist attacks on infrastructure to collapse the government.
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@whirledpool He’s even drinking the damn Pepsi!.
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@totally_search This particular fetish is called racism.
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@MissyDumelo @WomenBeingAwful It’s nice that you’re so open about your mental illness.
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@Blueblur2023 @MomsPostingLs Young men aren’t driving the decline. Women are. Young men are just the victims of it. That’s what the graph is showing. 28% of you men getting none. Women are though. They’re just going to older, more established men for it.
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@efrenfsanchez @HumansNoContext I don’t even blame the guy for not standing up to his mom. He’s definitely been smothered by her his whole life. She’s dominated him from the start. He probably is fine most people, but I doubt he could say a word to his mom. More than likely the wife treats him that was as well.
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@BlTCHEVAP0RATE @wizardofsoho I don’t even want the free stuff, just let me come there and work a decent job, pay my taxes and contribute to society! This communist country Canada has become only offers poverty and eventually a camp of some kind for sure.
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@weirddalle Mega Balls X.Balls Man X.Mega Man Balls. This one gives you decent options.
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@hm_boa_pergunta @ShitpostGate No, fat people were always seen as desirable because they were extremely rare. If you had any extra pounds, you must have lots of wealth. Once we left subsistence living in the 20th century largely behind, being fat was no longer a status symbol. Wide hips in a woman is a.
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@Alphafox78 Kill it. Or wait for it to die on its own if you don’t have a safe way to dispatch it.
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@dom_lucre That’s not dancing. That’s twerking. Dance is a form of art. Twerking is what animals do to initiate mating.
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@TruthSeeker543 @dom_lucre No. Blaire is a trans woman, as much as one can be, and she’s been a reasonable voice of sanity speaking against the alphabet mafia for many, many years. A conservative that we need on our team to win centrists and moderates. Definitely not offended by this one.
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@MomsPostingLs When it’s my wife, it’s just fine. If she’s had my kids, it’s basically a badge of honor. Is it attractive on random women? No.
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@AntiCook1e @HazelAppleyard_ Because they fetishise women and femininity. I like Blaire White a lot as a person and respect her almost alone among trans women, but you’re right, it’s not like she’s ’just a woman’ either. They have to go so over the top.
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@LordAslanThe2nd @DreamLeaf5 Nobody like fake genitalia that smell like dead meat and poo
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@ShitpostGate I have read it cover to cover twice. Each time it made me a more firm atheist.
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@LostCause2099 @shoe0nhead There’s no family because Ms. Monopoly is a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man.
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@NightEntity69 @WeaponNR Captain America has become my hero more and more as I’ve grown up. I’m Canadian through and through, but Cap embodies the virtues of a society worth being a part of. I thought he was the most cliche, lame hero as a kid. Now he’s my hero.
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@UltraDane They forgot the last part of the ad:. …they worked in an office building far from the front lines and sorted mail for the troops. Coming soon to Netflix.
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@CosmonautMarcus What’s crazy is, you trying to contort it into a bad thing. She’s saying it to show that’s it’s the same as saying Mutie. She’s doing a good job of showing the black people that they’re the exact same racists as the ones who use the N word.
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@TheBrutalNature He got Steve Irwin’d!!.
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@NoobFromPK @notcleceye HAHAHA you think that’s a legally owned gun??? You’re so cute.
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@LevityLeviathan @MkbatSksks37895 Because the games target audience was teenage boys.
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@BGatesIsaPyscho Okay, but what we *should* be asking at this point is who was on the plane?.
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@Wifejaksolana My ex wife drank a bottle of port id been saving once. It was a 1984 bottle, it was 2018. When I noticed it missing I asked her, and she hung her head and apologized right away. She was a repeat offender. I had planned to give the bottle to one of my aunts who had shared a.
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@Gnerphk An airport!!.
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@Lord_Arse You know when you’re swimming at a lake or river and the water just gets really cold in an area for no reason? . That’s what’s under you.
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@Bubblebathgirl @CollinRugg If it was white kids, that would be the headline. When they don’t tell you, you know.
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@jasonenright Yeah but does anyone know/care about her? She’s not that interesting on her own, she’s just kind of the β€œdiversity hire” who needs her unsellable books rebooted every year to try to spark interest in the character. I agree with OP, but I don’t think Ms. Khan is the one.
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@JustPostingLs It’s funny I never see these posts on conservative profiles.
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@The_Teal_Mask Nintendo doesn’t need to to anything new. What’s the difference between an original NES and the PS5? . Bigger specs. That’s it. These gimmicky β€œinnovations” Nintendo keeps going after aren’t necessary and often don’t even get used towards the later years of the console. All they.
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@CaveJem @ShitpostGate You think those are wild, you should see their hats. You know that high heel shoes used to be the sole domain of men, until women took them over? People wore actual birds and bugs as jewelry. As much as today, fashion was always about taking thing to any extreme necessary to.
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@fishing_loverss 40-36-50.
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@interesting_aIl Batman for NES for real
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@pory_leeks I remember ever since the Wii was coming out, there all kinds of fake β€œnew Nintendo” systems being revealed or leaked by people. This looks jut like one of those. If this isn’t coming from Nintendo, it’s not the switch 2.
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@MomsPostingLs Why does he even have a contact called Jiffy Lube Girl??.
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@Aeroplan As long as you’re an approved citizen. @aeroplan you disgust me. Even if you did the right thing, and opened flights to *all* Canadians, I’ll never fly with you again.
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@Windoctorx You needed the vax a as a pretext to get you to sign on to a global digital id system.
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@MomsPostingLs She cucked herself. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣.
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@TheBabylonBee @Sinatra_Says I can remember the terror of knowing that by 2015 all the world’s rainforests would be gone and the world would be superheated, running out of fresh water and oxygen. That was only 27 years ago.
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@ValentinaForUSA @libsoftiktok Law enforcement and media need to stop punishing men for being men.
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@Dizzlejeje At 43 years old I am just old enough that I saw it happen in real time.
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@ShootingtheG He’s got the touch!.
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@GarbageHuman23 There’s a very good reason why this wasn’t taught in school.
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@The_Teal_Mask People said that with the Wii, the Wii U, the switch, every DS model, and now. Nintendo will be fine. They can just make a regular console anytime they like and people will love it. I wish they’d quit the gimmick controllers and such as well and just focus on being a console,.
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@UniverCurious This just needs a β€œYou are here” arrow.
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@cirodisegna It reminds me of a saying that I often think to myself and sometimes get the opportunity to share. Principles are the most expensive things you’ll ever have, that’s why they are the most valuable things you’ll ever have. I’ve cost myself a lot in my lifetime by doing what I.
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@frozenaesthetic We also don’t have huge support networks, friends, family and coworkers to talk about it all to. Or anyone.
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@iluminatibot This is basic geometry. You can put as many points on a sta as you want, it’ll always fit perfectly in a circle if all the all sides are of equal length. Also it only says ram in the middle because of the font size and location you’ve used. This is absurd. You could fit any.
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@AshySlasheeDB The fly
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@KindCirce @MomsPostingLs @AtRealBen They’re not desperate at all. It’s just online shopping. With a few swipes they have the pick of all the available men in the area with zero effort. They just want to get laid anyway, so they just look for whatever they want and say β€œcome over.”.
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@JustinTrudeau Looks like Mexico is in trouble!.
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@hm_boa_pergunta @ShitpostGate No, wide hips in women were seen as practical. A fat ass and thighs being lusted after as a status symbol and sex object. It’s not the same.
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@tfw2005 You know what would be really great? . Being able to get Devastation again! So many people missing out! I have it and it’s DLC on my PS3, and the disc for PS4, but you can’t buy the dlc any more. It needs a rerelease!.
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@ClubMomx The only thing you’re lacking that would make you a catch is . Dignity.
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@ThatzFlamez Waste of plastic.
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@jakeshieldsajj It’s an important story to remember, but this tweet barely scratches the surface. Randy Weavers family was killed for nothing.
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@retro_twt I always hoped to see Launch make a comeback
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@lporiginalg I’ve been through that. It’s way worse for men than women. They have resources and shelters you can escape to. There’s nothing for men. You’re trapped too you can escape. Took me 6 weeks to get enough stuff out that I could do a midnight move.
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@PerpetualGrouch I would love to see Thundercracker find shywarp just for Skywarp to tell him what really happened to him. Thundercracker goes after Starscream and unleashed holy hell on him, ripping him apart to repair Skywarp. Once complete, the two go after some autobots and become wildcards,.
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@FromKulak In my 40 years of dealing with women, I’d say this pretty accurate. The grass is never green enough.
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@Savage16May @AreOhEssEyeEe Yeah she definitely stated her intentions to leave X in the last week or so. I had replied so wish her well, and that’s probably the last I saw of her. Maybe she will be back, but she said that social media just an unhealthy habit, basically, and that she’s done with it.
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@rascato_nantako As cheesy and ridiculous as the rest of the show was, the dynamic between Mega Man and Proto Man was usually great and always exciting to see. It made the rest of the show worth watching. β€œBrothers” was a great episode, I’m sure the best written one of the series.
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