I’m an 83 old man and I don’t have any of my children to spend yet another holiday with, it gets lonely. If you see this, take a second and wish me a Merry Christmas. It would mean a lot.
I don't have anyone else to tell this to, but I'm so lonely during my 83rd year, my children are away busy with their lives and my lovely wife passed away too. I just have twitter. If you see this please say hi and follow me, I’ll follow back. it really helps. Thank you
I’m an old man and I don’t have any of my children to spend yet another holiday with, it gets lonely. If you see this, take a second and wish me a Happy Easter. It would mean a lot.
60 years ago I graduated college. Today I’m thinking of sitting again in college class continuing my education. Better late than never. Do you support my decision at 82 years old?
I don't have anyone else to tell this to, but I'm so lonely during my 83rd year, my children are away busy with their lives. I just have twitter. If you see this tweet please say hi and follow me, I’ll follow back. it really helps.
I’m an old man and I don’t have any of my children to spend yet another holiday with, it gets lonely. If you see this, take a second and wish me a Happy thanksgiving. It would mean a lot.
I’m an old man and I don’t have any of my children to spend yet another holiday with, it gets lonely. If you see this, take a second to follow me and wish me a Happy Halloween. It would mean a lot.
I blocked Fox News with parental controls at my parents' house and now my mom keeps calling, asking why they can't watch their news program, and I truly believe this is how we can save our country.
I was telling my friend about one of the public figures I follow on Twitter, and they said they had never heard of him. So we entered into a debate about whether he is famous or not, and this tweet will show us. Do you know who is in the picture?
If you’re NOT a bot, please take a sec to reply with ✋. I’m trying to prove a point to a racist who claims that everyone who followed my new account “are bots.”
Traditional family values. Standing between your mom and the chick your dad cheated on your mom with who is standing next to your half sister whose mom your dad cheated on with your mom
It wasn't poor people on welfare who crashed economy; it was crooked bankers. It wasn't immigrants who took your job; it was greedy employers who hired someone they could underpay for more profit. It wasn't Social Security that bankrupted our country; it was tax cuts for the rich
Texas Singer and songwriter James McMurtry was wearing a dress at his Nashville show last night because the state of Tennessee just made drag shows illegal
In the 1940s Albert Einstein allowed African Americans to stay at his house when hotels refused them. He was a member of the NAACP co chairing a committee to end lynching. He also taught at Lincoln, one of the 1st American Historical Black Universities.
'I came here to help people, not get the shit beat out of me.'
A bloodied Proud Boy as he's run off by drag queens at Drag Queen Story Hour on Sunday in NYC 🤣🤣
remember when there used to be all these articles about how people in europe live longer than americans because they drink red wine and eat more olive oil or bullshit like that? turns out it was universal healthcare the whole time
When a Megachurch needs money it asks for donations from it's flock. But when someone in their flock needs money, the Megachurch tells them to ask god.
I was born a sinner too. My sin is mentioned in the Bible 25 times. I tried to change, but couldn't. Luckily society learned to accept us left-handed people.
MARRIAGE IS NOT ABOUT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING, FANCY HOMES, CUTE KIDS, NICE CARS AND WHITE PICKET FENCES.
MARRIAGE IS HOSPITAL STAYS, WORKING LONG HOURS, FIGHTING THROUGH STRUGGLES, PAYING BILLS, AND KEEPING THE FAITH AND STAYING TOGETHER THROUGH IT ALL.
ME: By taxing churches, we could generate an extra $71 billion per year.
THEM: Yeah, but my church feeds the poor!
ME: That's awesome! They can write it off when they file their taxes.
People on benefits aren't negatively affecting your life in the slightest. Your life sucks because of the rich, and blaming people on benefits is exactly what they want you to do.
My son is my son. He was once a daughter. It's not your business, it's not a problem, I love my son, I don't need advice and I think you don't boost someone's rights by taking away rights from others. We're OK Why aren't you?
We don’t ask pilots to pay for airplane fuel. We don’t ask cops to pay for guns, bullets or handcuffs. And we don’t ask doctors or nurses to pay for medicine or surgical equipment. So then why is it ok to ask teachers to supply their own classrooms?
I’m NOT sorry to tell y'all.. A PREGNANCY RESULTING FROM RAPE AND INCEST is NOT a gift from GOD and honestly you're mentally unstable and sick if you believe that.
I am NOT A FAN of the Little Mermaid, but this Little Black Mermaid story has pissed off some people so badly that you just might think the Little Black Mermaid stole some classified documents and hid them in a broom closet at a beach resort.
One of these photos is a harmful display of child grooming, that's dangerous for a child's overall self-worth and exposes them to adult gender roles. The other is a photo of a drag queen.
Hunger Stone : The recent droughts in Europe once again made visible the "Hunger Stones" in some Czech and German rivers. These stones were used to mark desperately low river levels that would forecast famines
This one, in the Elbe river, is from 1616 and says: If you see me, cry
That stupid walk you do when someone's mopping a floor and you know you're gonna walk over it but you want them to see how sorry you are to be walking over it so you make yourself look like you're walking over hot lava.
I went to the liquor store on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought that if I fell, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch. It turned out to be a very good decision, coz I fell off my bicycle 7 times
I don't loathe Trump because he's a Republican. For me, this stopped being about politics long ago. I oppose him because he's a horrific human being, a pathological-liar, one of the most corrupt individuals I've ever come across, a racist, and an embarrassment to this country.
If your kids are old enough to learn about a 12-year-old Virgin Mary getting impregnated while betrothed to a 30-year-old carpenter, they're old enough to hear that Josh has 2 moms.
There is absolutely no room in this country or in our world for racists. It is important if we don't have room for immigrants and dreamers, we should get rid of racists and make some room.