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you know i'm born to lose and gambling's for fools. that's the way i like it baby, i don't wanna live forever https://t.co/r60H1vTcqk

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I actually had a Trump voter say to me today “he’s not really gonna get rid of the ACA right? My wife and I both have plans through it.”.
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For those who rely on the ACA, what’s the plan when it gets repealed in January?.
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jason kelce is a living god
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two articles, same paper, same writer, 14 days apart. you tell me wtf is going on.
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no one has ever told you that you can't say merry christmas. NO. ONE. HAS. EVER. TOLD. YOU. THAT.
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So the people I’m supposed to worry about starting a Civil War can’t get home from a rally.
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Trump who almost always wears blue suits with red ties wears proud boy colors same weekend as MSG rally. Nothing to see here
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i believe they call this "pulling up the ladder"
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@sobebyf well, he literally said it in the debate on national television. i guess that's politics now. we just vote for people assuming they won't actually do what they say they are going to do.
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The Trump campaign isn’t distancing itself from Project 2025 because they found out what’s in it. They’re distancing themselves because we found out what’s in it.
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First of all, he never had it originally and was not entitled to it. Biden extended it to him after the Trump assassination attempt. Once he suspended his campaign, he was no longer eligible for it. JFC these people are fucking stupid.
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Lauren Lee
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BREAKING: Joe Biden has ENDED Secret Service for RFK Jr. 🚨. Two days after RFK Jr. declared a "Unity Party" with Donald Trump, the White House has pulled his Secret Service. Kennedy is still on the ballot in 40 out of 50 states. He did NOT drop out of the race. Now, after
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@_johnnymaga this is so sad i can't even be mad at you bro.
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This is so fucking wrong on so many levels. Who the fuck are these people and why are they in education?
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i know there is a huge level of morbid curiosity about the trainwreck that is going to happen at 8pm tonight. please resist the urge to give them numbers. we can all read transcripts or watch clips later.
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The party saying Kamala Harris isn’t qualified to be president gave us Tommy Tubberville as a senator and tried to give us Herschel Walker and Dr. OZ. oh yeah, and who is that mediocre real estate developer they pushed on us for president three times?.
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Well, if we can all get over this as quickly as Republicans get over kids getting shot in school, let’s just move on back to project 2025 shall we?.
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This is a picture of Marc Tarpenning and Martin Eberhard. They founded Tesla. You know, in case you thought it was someone else.
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Wanted to share this picture with my followers my daughter took of me and my granddaughter. Probably will only leave it up for a day or so and then delete because eventually magats will start making pedo jokes. That’s really where we are with this hellscape site.
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@JayWeber3 You’re missing the point. You shouldn’t have needed “all the facts” to not harass a 17-year-old on social media. Your moral compass has been destroyed by your love of Trump.
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@SaruulbilegE it literally just happened.
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as someone who supports unions and the right to collectively bargain, i don't say this lightly: the ILA strike is a purposely timed coup from a union boss joined at the hip to donald trump.
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@WhtEva234 yeah, we all get that. that's actually the point. are we supposed believe this asshole's opinion changed that dramatically and quickly?.
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@Stop_Trump20 My wife and I say it to each other at least 10 times a day. Every time one of us goes out, every time we hang up the phone, first thing in the morning, last words at night. 18 years, no exceptions.
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there's been a murder.
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The right’s response to the Gus Walz controversy is to say “you guys said the same thing about Barron Trump in 2016”. This is one of those things they try to speak into existence. I don’t remember anybody making fun of Barron Trump when he was a minor. Nobody. Do you?.
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this is fucking racist. assuming diversity brings incompetence is racist. stop making excuses for it and for him. it's fucking racist. period. full stop. enough. if you are still defending him after this, i have no choice but to believe you are too.
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Mario Nawfal
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🇺🇸Joe Rogan: If Biden wins, you'll have a president in decline with diverse idiots under him. "He's gone. You know he's gone. You're going to be relying on his cabinet that'll be a sideshow of diversity. You can't have those kinds of people running a Ben and Jerry.". Source: JRE
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MTG: did Hunter Biden pay you to have sex?. Sex worker: yes . What’s the second question? Who gives a shit? What would this prove? . this is not governance. This is a shit show.
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At least 100 things happened at the Trump rally yesterday that would’ve automatically disqualified a candidate 10 years ago.
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Vermin.Poisoning our blood .Serial numbers . Is anyone getting it yet?.
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@gnuman1979 @eztempo I guarantee that bear will be up all night wondering what the hell happened to his life that he can't even scare old people anymore.
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Type the year you turned 14 into the GIF bar and post the best GIF you see.
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Type the year you turned 14 into the GIF bar ⌇and post the best GIF you see.
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@SaruulbilegE so anyway, you can fuck straight off now. JFC.
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i am an atheist, but i grew up catholic, attended catholic schools and took catechism. so i can say with conviction that NOTHING is further from jesus's teachings than the way the christian right treats immigrants. NOTHING.
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@publicpolicyman i am actually surprised to see this because i've yet to meet a trump supporter who knew how to shut the fuck up.
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this is, quite literally, communism
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@COBlue459 $411. They put poor kids through all this embarrassment and pain for $411. Unbelievable.
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and MAGATs wonder why we don’t want to “debate them” on twitter
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@TraceyHogan @dabeard @chrislhayes @AOC He didn’t create them, but he definitely flipped over the rocks they were hiding under.
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This is just as sadistic. What the actual fuck is wrong with people
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@Akon saying the holocaust didn’t happen is not an opinion.
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THEY. ARE. ALL. STILL. HERE.
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@JohnnyT3ars yeah you're right all those liberal militias posting videos with their guns and threatening violence if their candidate loses. JFC, this may the dumbest fucking post in the history of twitter.
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this is fucking unbelievable. a fucking us senator who thinks singapore is part of china, and berating the person trying to correct them. why would anyone anywhere in the world take us seriously.
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Tik Tok CEO: I was born and raised in Singapore, I even served in their military. Tom Cotton: So you’re a Chinese communist, got it. Tik Tok CEO: I’m from Singapore. Tom Cotton: So you’re Chinese.
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how much of a sick, vile, fucking pig does someone have to be to post something like this?
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@AmyKremer @LauraLoomer It’s almost unbelievable how fucking stupid you are.
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i wish people would stop saying this. he will not "address the nation". he will give a mostly ignored speech to a very small amount of people. stop indulging these tin pot wannabes.
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NEW: RFK Jr. will address the nation on Friday, where he will most likely drop out and endorse Trump.
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@HarrietBurandt @robs42775 It’s 100% a signal.
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Actually, we would have a huge shortage of youth pastors and republicans.
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@necrosis7788 @WhtEva234 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.how far up your ass does your head have to be to think someone could change their opinions this radically in TWO WEEKS. jfc, she hasn't changed her positions in the last two weeks. what was he missing?.
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@EJFTweets i'm not conflating anything with anything else. opinion writers in this country play a massive role in shaping narratives. so many people have made this comeback and i don't understand it. i know it's opinion, it' obviously opinion. it still matters.
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nice fucking job, moses. jfc, i don't even think you could part your own hair.
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Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦
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Mad Mike Johnson. It's delicious to watch. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@mmpadellan @arleenmcwillt wow. they moved quickly against these officers. i wonder what was different about this case compared to others.
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@Dustmopp31 All of them
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@MyMaxKnows Thank you for understanding my point. I was starting to think I did a bad job of relaying it. I even tried to keep it simple so people wouldn’t overthink it. but alas here we are.
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BREAKING: old man singing at chili cook off mocks talent of woman playing sold out shows in 90,000 seat stadiums.
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Wait, Mr. “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” thinks Taylor Swift’s music lacks meaning?
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@HengoedLynn Why do you think it’s not? This happens literally all the time- poor children are ostracized because their parents can’t keep up with their lunch accounts. it’s not a new story by any means.
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the face of the modern republican party
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@goodwitch829 I always say happy holidays because I don’t know the person and what they celebrate. That’s different from the MAGATs claiming they’re not allowed to say Merry Christmas anymore.
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it's such a bizarre phenomena. it's become the go-to insult for the right to call people on the left pedos. it literally came from nowhere and the fact is that the vast and i mean VAST majority of public figures convicted of child sex crimes are republicans and/or pastors.
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Here’s the deal. If you’re a normal functioning adult who never used the words “Pedo,” “Groomer” and “Indoctrination” in your daily life but you do now, ask yourself why. What happened in your life that made you start casually accusing fellow citizens and the President of the.
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i cannot stop looking at this dude's melon.
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Van Drew says evidence-free allegations of Biden corruption are "worse than anything that happened with Watergate"
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@InfoEd Because they have their own point to make, and they are using my post as a platform. It’s a pretty common Twitter phenomena.
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I finally figured out what this election reminds me of. Brexit. Passed in a wave of ignorant jingoism. Almost immediately regretted when people found out what it actually meant.
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I suggest every MAGAT grab their AR-15 and head for the US/Ecuador border immediately.
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Jewish Lumber King 🇺🇲🌳🇮🇱
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Martial law in Equador. Where is the border czar Kamala Harris? Is Joe Biden monitoring the situation with his defense team that he never speaks to? This administration is a complete joke. You are your own folks.
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@madelinecorso Your hero flew Air Force One to Florida every weekend and bilked millions of dollars out of the Secret Service to use his hotels. Biden takes the train an hour and a half to Delaware. But do go on.
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i am far more worried about the dem hysteria over the debate than i am about the debate. get a fucking hold of yourself and get back to work. seriously, fucking stop it.
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It’s my birthday. I wasn’t going to say anything but then I thought why the fuck shouldn’t I say anything.
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this is the garbage i deal with all day long in my replies. the ONLY people in this fucking country trying to legalize sex with children are right wing "libertarians" (barf) and other maga spin offs. there is NO ONE on the left advocating this. NO ONE. have a nice day
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my account is being strangled. losing followers, very low engagement, etc. followers DMing that they aren't seeing my stuff. whatever, i'm not changing and twitter ain't life or death. if you can see my stuff, let me know.
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@TrajanGregory You could do a 30 second google search that would take you to the original post on her timeline instead of assuming I would post bullshit.
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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! If I were a cute dog, this would get 10,000 likes. I’ll get a lot less. That’s OK, let’s see one of them make it to 57. Or drive a car. Dumb adorable dogs. What were we talking about again?.
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listen, i understand being a fan of a team, but did she really need to go out and get a cat that looks exactly like andy reid?
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i doubt it's torrid.
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Hearing a suggestive rumor that Trump is having a torrid love affair with his lawyer Alina Habba. Could this be true?.
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@JDVance1 Google “causation does not equal correlation”. I’m not going to waste my time explaining it to you.
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@SwampWitchLeigh I think it's funny that people who were convinced to ignore science by a failed real estate developer have the balls to call other people "sheep".
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@COBlue459 Even their apology is bullshit. They weren’t just re-stating the policy. They were specifically using ice cream day to turn up the heat on these poor kids’ parents.
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I cut my father off for a good about 10 years ago. My sister has not been able to, and has regaled me with stories over the last decade of his passive aggressive bullshit. Being related to someone isn’t a life sentence, people. Let them go.
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There’s been a murder☠️
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@DennisOdell18 @JohnFugelsang he's admitted it to in past divorce proceedings. thanks for playing. you can pick up your shit sandwich on your way out.
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@RexChapman Whenever confronting wild life in their natural environment, always make sure to bring along a slow moving child.
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if trump wins i am done with national politics forever. i will stay in my little blue state and do what i can locally. go to the beach with my grandkids. even if harris squeaks it out, the fact that it is this close shows this isn't really my country anymore.
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on our way to do the thing every dog owner dreads from the moment their fur baby enters their lives. i feel like i am tearing out my own heart.
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@STSue63 @catespice don't do that shit. don't walk away from your own comments. you weren't just asking a question, you were doubting her story. at least own it.
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i should add that you should stay off twitter entirely for that period. elmo will put in everyone's feed who is online and count it in the numbers.
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@DamonKB54 Of course. There already blaming it on a liberal plot.
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@C_Garcia014 Weird then that it’s the first time he’s worn this color combination during the entire campaign.
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it is completely normal to talk to all the dogs. in fact, i don't trust people who don't.
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Reply with a ❤️ if this is you.
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BREAKING: convicted felon can’t find job. Oh wait, that’s not breaking news that’s life in America for the last hundred years. Sorry snowflake
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