So
@The_Happy_Hob
has been actively trying to improve his Spanish (most likely to impress
@ChusoMMontero
) and I'm seriously concerned our daughters first words will be "pollas de pollo"
5 years ago today I let this guy take me on a date.
He threw chewing gum at my eye and bro-patted me on the back instead of kissing me when he left.
No regrets💙
1 year ago I married my best friend whilst heavily pregnant in unbearable heat 😅 I’d do it all again in a heartbeat! I’ll love you forever. Happy anniversary 💕
Absolute worst part of shopping with
@The_Happy_Hob
is being made to linger around game shops in the hope of being recognised and then sulking when it inevitably doesn’t happen.
The unbelievable misogyny I've read today on Twitter regarding Amouranth being brave enough to shine light on her abusive marriage is the exact reason why so many women don't speak up. Stop being the f*cking problem and start helping the solution.
Excited to announce, I am now partnered with
@RAZER
! This chair makes me look taller and smarter. RIGHT? Also it will guarantee the runs I need. Check out the RAZER Iskur chair here
#RAZER
#Sponsored
My favourite part of 2022 so far is definitely watching Hob go on a rant about conspiracies and politics and one innocent guy in chat says "what is this qanon sh*t is it a dark souls item"
Tonight we had had to rush Leeroy to the vets. He has been admitted and they're running tests but suspect a blockage in his intestines. Please keep him in your thoughts :( 🖤
Commissioned this from my good friend and shit-hot artist
@ColdPebble
and it turned out better than I could have ever imagined! LOOK HOW GOOD MY RACK LOOKS!
Update: he is home & feeling a lot better! No blockage thankfully but has been diagnosed with colitis & problems with his liver. It'll be a long recovery for him but won't stop his dreams of becoming a builder! Thanks for all your messages 💙