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@tsmidnightts
@matteoswift
@janesreputation
Y’all please don’t buy tickets you both sound pretentious as fuck
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@AidenSylvesterr
@deerubinacci
@nojumper
Plus he said he was walking out the break room right when the dude walked in and started shooting. He is for sure in shock
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Her 1950s housewife era
9 years ago today, taylor swift leaving a photoshoot in new york city, new york.
july 26, 2012
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@tsmidnightts
@matteoswift
@janesreputation
Girl she literally said she’s HAPPY Covid happened bc it ended lover ….. go rot
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@RobbieJohannson
Plsss don’t compare being trans in sports to literally being black in America. Projecting that white bball players would have a problem with their black teammates is weird and says a lot about you.
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Ugh okay I have to do this I’m making a thread of all my favorite memories at brookwood
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Everyone's bf is cheating on them with brookwoods old math teacher y'all beware
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Okay I fuckin hate Alabama it snowed maybe .5 inches and this man STOPPED ME while I was driving to ask how to roads were.... bitch I am already driving and so are you. You know how the roads are because you are literally driving we are in our cars as we speak fuck you
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@Asherxxxlynn
@Comai_K
@jamelxthomas
@toe__sucka
Okay so she’s screaming to the top of her lungs at a Walmart in this day and age? I’m sure people in the very back of the store were terrified to hear random bloody murder screams. So it kinda seems like we should cater to her inexcusable reaction and ignore the fact -
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@jjackstantonoff
@IMN0TALLT00WELL
This is virtue signaling as fuck like what are you talking about ????
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I work at bath and body works now which means: I can talk to middle age women (the best group of citizens) and smell candles all day long. My hands are never going to be dry again, I'm going to spend my free time testing lotions. My new name is soap
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ok thts two brookwood student on there and the school hasnt said anything but they ❤️ed casey thrasher who was a woman beater neat
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Ur a local white guy who says the n word and think biscuits and gravy is grubbing lol bye
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The funniest thing to ever happen to me this summer is the fact I ordered so many clothes cause I was like yeah I lost all this weight!!!! And now I’m pregnant so
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The fact I just dated someone for over a year that didn’t even like me
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@bombsquadcast
@RobbieJohannson
Ok he literally said “I’m sure white players have something to say about their black players but the public doesn’t deal with that anymore” which means og post is talking about current basketball players. 1. This is abt gender/trans sports 2. Comparing those is ignorant.
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Ex boyfriend just called to say sorry after a year of us being broke up it really is spooky season
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6. Ok this a goodie when Julia harris tried to do some sort of flip on a mat in PE (middle school) and she landed on her neck like her actual neck/spinel cord I will pay someone to find that video hahahahahnanaha
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@theCHAZZchannel
@HappilyAmanda_
Lol the great movie ride wasn’t a adored classic attraction??? Take the mouse out of your pfp
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5. Ok when savannah Boyd showed up to school in a T-shirt and tempos with no backpack just to walk into the gym and beat up Cassie ugh idk her last name she literally woke up and got dressed just to beat the girl up hahahahaha love it :,)
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Number 8. Ok just the fact that mrs Frye the goddamn cooking teacher is allergic to water and always looks greasy
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The boutiques around here literally sell forever 21 clothes for like 40-60$$ .............. and y’all seriously buy their shit............ and act as if it’s not fast fashion Bc it was more expensive ................... I can’t
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9. Hmm ok Hannah winter but sugar in her ex boyfriends gas tank to try and blow him up for breaking up with her why did she think school was the time and place to do this
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5. When Colton early broke his elbow trying to hold onto a moving car while he rides a skateboard hahahahahahaha
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My fav show right now is when girls blast their boyfriend for cheating on social media just to post "my man💖☺️" three days later
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A guy just said his favorite thing about me is that I listen to the radio !!!!!! Hahahaha I'm a boring piece of shit
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@cuntyrhae
Sorry you’re just not going to convince me her picking her cuticles is self harm that seems like such a infantile thing to say like she was STRESSED and that’s it
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4. Ugh ok when this girl sung at the talent show in middle school and the gym was set up to where it was literally one mic standing in the middle of the floor and the girl came up took one breath and sang one line and then ran out the gym and into the hallway and nobody talked
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if u arent going to treat me like this in any relationship ((platonic or romantic)) i dont wanna know u
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Tuscaloosa girls are literally so scary I thought mean girls like that died off in 2005
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Ok 1. When hunter slayton beat Baylee law so bad she pissed on herself and moved to Louisiana hahahahahahah
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Ok my babies room is literally brown and Eric said he didn’t see the need to paint it kfivisivisjvixjvusnfisjc IMAGINE YOUR BABIES ROOM BEINF BROWN AND YOURE JUST OKAT WIRH IT
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I wish my boobs looked good enough for good tit pics,, they literally look like those lazy boobs you draw after you make a shitty w
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I wish we had a no talking rule in the break room at work bc I'm trying to watch forensic files and I'm annoyed
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I am a firm believer that if we replaced anti depressants with micro doses of lsd we could get rid of mental illness
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They put phoebe on me after birth and she immediately shit on me so thank u daughter
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Alright it’s Monday and I’m not busy I’m about to go argue with some old people in abc33/40 comment section
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@DustinHatley7
She literally isn’t even the loop of BUYING the house. All she is doing is picking the bitch out
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when my dad died his family gave me a video of him punching someone in the forehead
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I told my job I didn’t want to work mornings any more so they really considered what I said and decided to make me a opener every day this week
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Sometimes I think brookwood isn't that shitty of a school but then I remember I skipped school for a month and no one thought to call my mom
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3. When we lost 2 teachers to child sex cases in like 1 and half so fucking funny I wanted to die
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I went to help this guy who had pulled over on the side of the road he literally look like he was dying so I got out of my car to check on him and it turns out, that hoe was on herion
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literally have a job interview at target friday and i told my poppey and all he said was i am so tickled for you
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I would give so much to be in first grade going to a Valentine’s Day party :((( giving out little Hannah Montana cards :(( making your own card box for school :((( I’m crying
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The worst dates are when he invites you over to smoke and breaks out a 7 month old GB that's completely brown and doesn't offer a drink for you
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Damn I just went to sephora and idk why that store is even open you literally cannot move freely in that store without them thinking you’re stealing bitch I’m not going to take this tester that has four specks of glitter left in it stupid bitches
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This was me in 6th grade after watching Terrence and Justin beck dance in the talent show
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12. When everyone got on this coaches twitter and went through his dms and found out he was fucking like 2 married women
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why do people brag about never changing???? like ive changed 4 times this week do yall not care about personal growth orrrr????
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@PJSeg52
I think you’re sad because you’ll die and have no one by your side. No kids, no partner, no extended family. Just alone in a bed because no one would want to be around you. Picturing it is kinda making me excited
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7. Ok Tyler jones Kidnapped Baylee park and took her to Georgia and her friends had to miss school to save her:( what the actual fuck is brookwood
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Why the fuck would I want to be 45
If Tennessee Whiskey by Chris Stapleton doesn’t make you want to be 45 and dancing barefoot in the kitchen with your spouse then you have no heart.
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Failed psychology the second time and at this point I’m blaming brad petry
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dear god this is why u cant talk to guys that golf and call their hair a flow
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11. Ok the flash fucking mob to Cher Lloyd’s swagger jagger I’m still scared by having to do the dumbest dance to the dumbest song in front of every boy in middle school
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@julianasjules
He’s going to dm me and say “what would you do if I kissed you in third period 🙈🙊”
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@julianasjules
@allidois_flynn
Yeah I opened that shit up with my new American girl doll and was baffled I could not handle that much knowledge
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Guy who owns a single pistol and has shot it twice: I will NOT give up my firearms PEACEFULLY
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Did Tyler jones write this
you know you lost your girl when the
“i’m bout to kill myself😔“ don’t work anymore🤣😭
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2. Ok another prime moment when that kids mom came to the school and punched mrs Burroughs in the face and ran off hahahahaha we went on lockdown
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My favorite thing to think about is how one of my tables at baumhowers found a hair in the food (happened literally all the time) and my manager came over there to talk to her and he rubbed his beard the whole time and she was like “see that’s how this hair got in my food”
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Ok what crack head is breaking into cars every night in brookwood like god damnit I've been working so hard to get my change collection past 5 dollars fuck y'all
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IM HAVING A GIRK DHKSKVKSLVKSKFMKDKZKVSN
Also if I don’t find out the gender of my baby tomorrow I’m going to cry literally all day long
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Ok 2018 is the year every local girl decided to blog and make YouTube videos only the strong have survived
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Also last night at the beach we were talking to these guy in this parking lot and they asked us if we do anything and I said yeah I do meth and this guy literally came up to my window and said oh shit me too! He had four good teeth.
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If another fucking makeup brand comes out with with anything holographic or unicorn themed or just pastel in general I will fuckin buck
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Bitches on Facebook are out to get me I can't help it ur friend had sex with 15 yr old
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Hannah picks Jed...... the guy who had a girlfriend...... is the guy she picks to marry........ out of tyler c and peter....... that stupid bitch
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Honestly my dream job is making perfume like can I just travel and smell shit all day and go "this is the smell" and make millions. Like I would make amazing perfume and it will be cheap since y'all broke bitches can afford to smell nice for once
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10. Ok who remembers brookwood haters!!!! That really almost caused a fucking riot hahahahaha
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On my period, hand is infected to the point where I can’t move it, and Eric is my babydaddy
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Zack and Cody were literally just some twins without a dad whose mom was trying her hardest working in that hotel and mr mosbey did what he could to make sure she was singing her shit out and making money to support her twins and her luxury ass hotel room house I'm crying
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14. Maybe???? Ok in middle school when the cheer team dropped that girl doing a pep rally and the whole gym laughed and then the cheerleaders wouldn’t stop dropping her, she literally got dropped like 3 times that pep rally’s
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man i hate my ex boyfriend so much hahaha I literally get war flashbacks once a week
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I cleaned my room (it was so fucking gross) and washed my bedsheets and got groceries and wow I am still experiencing crippling depression
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@shebear_insatin
@CoffindafferFBI
Everyone pulled this stuff out of thin air. It could all be rumors since none of this is confirmed in the slightest. I can’t imagine being caught on video at a food truck and then being painted out to kill 4 people off of it.
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Idk how to say this without sounding conceited but I am so pretty goddamn
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One time I asked my boyfriend if he still wanted to date me and he said "we're dating?" He didn't know we were dating
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And the stage is my vag can’t wait
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